April 2024

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

hazyhhh:

koucrunchwrap:

27-moons:

27-moons:

Dr Ghassan Abu Sitta, who was a lead surgeon in Gaza and particularly at Al-Shifa hospital, is barred from entering Germany.

German forces stormed the room that the “Palestine Conference” was being held in Berlin, Germany, cutting off the electricity and video feed as Nakba survivor and researcher Salman Abu Sitta was speaking via video.

Dr. Ghassan Abu Sitta, a firsthand witness to genocide who was working in Gaza hospitals during the war and set to speak at the conference, was detained at the Berlin airport and forcibly prevented from entering the country.

It is worth noting that Germany is currently on trial at at the International Court of Justice for its military and financial support for the zionist entity’s genocide, and it is one of the most repressive countries for Arab and Palestinian activism, long before October 7th.

- Resistance News Network

german media was of course immediately invited into the space to record the spactacle - remember this was a private event. udi raz from jewish voice for peace berlin has been arrested. organisers had already jumped through hoops to make the conference possible, accepted 2500 cops on site despite just 1000 attendees being expected.

silver-tongues-blog:

evil-vampire-official:

dduane:

petermorwood:

knitmeapony:

ct-crosshair:

lmaodies:

thekristen999:

inferno-sytem:

one-time-i-dreamt:

seductively-eats-a-bagel:

lilith-hargreeves-official:

aheadfulloffollies:

muriels-wife:

daisy-rivers:

fierceawakening:

karmic-punishment:

theminingengineer:

askfordoodles:

teashoesandhair:

petermorwood:

watchfor:

trishmishtree:

starrynight35:

aquilacalvitium:

jackslenderman:

strangeracrossthestreet:

deadjosey:

callmebliss:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

babyanimalgifs:

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

image

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

@every-n-anything

All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

I’M CRYING!?

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

I live for cat dad-

Cat dad has saved us all

CAT DAD!!

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)

He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>

It’s been over a year? Where is cat dad? Where is he?

Fear not, CatDad is still happily with us:

Cat Dad 2022 pic.

It’s been far too long since I saw these guys. “Heartwarming” doesn’t begin to touch it. :)

Okay he lives. no way around it.

Cat Distribution System at work

maksurat:

Japonya: Tokyo, Kyoto, Nara, Osaka

grand-theft-carbohydrates:

i want to coin a phrase that’s the opposite of writer’s block. call it the muse’s fire hydrant. thirty thousand story ideas are being beamed directly into your brain and if you don’t write them all at once you will die.

jellyfish-everywhere:

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

alexi-01:

funnytwittertweets:

typicalbrainchaos:

quicksilverserpent:

sayruq:

Finally the achilles heel strategic weakpoint is revealed bomb the papa johns and the americans will be left in shambles.

ballpointpun:

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it’s a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i’m busy i’ll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

taylor-ruth:

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;)
My feminist bf: I Would Free You

war-crime-wizard:

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

criticallyacclaimedstranger:

letthedalekssaycuck:

soundsof71:

amaskdescribingamask-deactivate:

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

Tags from @thirddeadlysin

thedeafprophet:

elementofdawn:

thedeafprophet:

elementofdawn:

ocs. have you guys heard about this?

no whats that

you can make up a guy… no one can stop you

big if true

quendergeer:

elpen0r:

butch-king-frankenstein:

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the “Sadomasochism Brothers” post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch’s erotic writing and was like “I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name”, while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like “bro what the fuck” about this

if the marquis de sade saw that sadism had been named after him, he would go “fuck yes”

oh no i’m being humiliated in public i hate this - Mr Masochism

madnessbrainworms:

tastylemonbread:

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

Which is the best queer media of all time?

South Park

Hazbin Hotel

See Results

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec

if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.

orangechickenpillow:

captainwarbuckle:

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

redvelvetwishtree:

reesepiece2:

Twitter

And yet, the mainstream media has been framing this as Iran, for no reason (other than ohhh evil Iran), just decided to launch attacks on Israel.

Almost no mention that Israel blatantly violated the Geneva convention or that Iran said that they would refrain from retaliating if Israel and the U.S. agreed to a ceasefire.

And the Biden administration is going right along with this, they are so far beyond morally bankrupt at this point and I am utterly disgusted to call myself an American.

Shame on Joe Biden, his administration and any Democrat who, for the past 6 months, have had a roll in leading us to where we are now, the risk of a wider regional war, and 35,000 Palestinians murdered all because they have so little humanity that the lives of Palestinians mean less than nothing to them.

There is a special place in hell for these ghouls and I hope they never know a moment of peace for the rest of their miserable, despicable lives.

memewhore:

memeclassheroes:

ransomnote:

fascinating to me how quickly we forget that the cycles repeat. people treating 5-15 year olds like this breed of superchild created to do evil and taint the world. that was all of us. “they’re wrecking sephoras” you would not survive a 2015 hot topic with this mindset. “they’re falling for the stanley cup thing” buying on trend overly robust camping gear for every day use is like. a middle class tradition in this country. our glorious kånken backpack vs their wicked stanley cup.

dietcokeflavoredair:

“communication is key” i say, as i ghost all the people i care about because i cannot express my feelings due to trauma

only-cat-memes:

icannotgetoverbirds:

thebiscuiteternal:

damonnscroww:

voluntaryvictim:

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

averyterrible:

unfriendlyblackwitch:

chorusofravenousangels:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

DAD MAGIC

Every time this comes around, the response is still “that’s literally how the real occult community works”

maeonline:

theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ….. uncomfortable??

retrogamingblog2:

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

charlottan:

they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

fairuzfan:

rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world:

fairuzfan:

It will always astound me that zionists and zionist sympathizers just state things completely unsupported by facts. Like they deny don’t cite a single fact other than “I just know” or the freaking Jewish Virtual Library which is a known antipalestinian and zionist resource. I can cite Avi Shlaim and Ilan pappe and other antizionist jews and Palestinian scholars and I can even literally point to Israeli state archives (because they document themselves pretty proudly committing crimes ACROSS swana) and then they just don’t look. They just pretend they didn’t see or they ignore it. Or they cite Wikipedia. Like no actually you cannot make assertions without supporting evidence and then pass it off as unadulterated fact. It frustrates me to no end the complete bastardization of fact and mixing it with Israeli talking points completely seriously.

Zionists will literally call Jewish Holocaust survivors antisemitic if they defend Palestinian human rights.

Look at Hajo Meyer, Marek Edelman, Hedy Epstein, Gabor Maté - probably more I can’t even think of. They were all smeared, heckled and threatened by Zionists. Hajo Meyer was an Auschwitz survivor, and he regularly compared Zionists to Nazis.

dipyronegirl:

knightsickness:

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

sunb1eeder:

the establishment fears this.

animentality:

i-may-be-an-emu:

only-cat-memes:

Reblog if you’re feral

cy-cyborg:

undeadentropy:

spiralarray:

theconcealedweapon:

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It’s price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

godshideouscreation:

996655:

“Yo” but like romantically

charlesoberonn:

bluehairedemon:

charlesoberonn:

I have no real reason for it besides personal opinions and some half-formed knowledge, but I think bottled water should be illegal*

*except for emergency purposes or in places where safe running water is unavailable

I just refill the bottle for a few months, I should probably get a metal water bottle

Unless you like an extra dose of microplastics, yeah you should.

starangela:

BOP BOP BOP

ayeforscotland:

The only clinic in Scotland has decided to pre-comply with recommendations set out in the Cass Review ahead of the Scottish Government’s actual assessment of each recommendation.

Management should be hauled over the fucking coals for that.

blumencia:

butterflies-and-bumble-bees:

elgringo300:

Its April, what are we moving the turkey to the fridge for?

april thanksgiving

disgruntled-detectives:

ceekari:

dappercyborg:

ohemaa-warrior:

insomniac-arrest:

bauliya:

insomniac-arrest:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

that-dumb-space-kid:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

dogboy-gappy:

bramblepatch:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

image

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.