April 2024

aychama:

I havent finish the comic yet and im designing lamb as the king ;0;

Brain be like

New design! No comic! NEW DESIGN!!!

feyosha:

You may sometimes hear a little voice that tells you that you don’t need to use that much butter but I am here to tell you that that voice is the grim specter of the late Dr Kellogg and you should banish that demon immediately with even more butter. This is my solemn magical advice.

skulkie:

kullimos-the-despoiler-deactiva:

skulkie:

making bracelets what should they say

Penis

right of course

aflo:

wormholeprophet:

I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.


It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.

this is more y2k than 1000 gifsets

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

wifegideonnav:

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

bedabug:

bedabug:

Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]

whatmathgodwrought:

Well played, crow. Well played

大 means ‘big.’ It’s used as the place name for Omiya station.


犬 the extra stroke exactly where the crow is standing changes the meaning to 'dog.’ So now it’s dog-o-miya station.


This crow understands Japanese and is a genius prankster.

were–ralph:

I post about walmart so much im getting ads for it

animentality:

why is the default terf insult “you’re just a freak wearing a dress,” like, you call yourself a feminist and yet wearing a dress is the best insult you can come up with, something soooo shameful for men to do?

even if they’re not trans?

wasn’t the whole point that no one should have to wear pants to be respected, lol?

wasn’t the whole idea that we as a society don’t need to throw people in the boxes of woman that stays home wearing dress and flower apron and man wears the pants and goes to work?

these people, man.

just call yourself transphobes not feminists.

greetings-inferiors:

lightboundpunkz:

have you ever written fanfiction

yes

no

See Results

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

Yeah. I’ve never really made a series of it or put it on anywhere except maybe a few paragraphs on my tumblr, but when you get obsessed with something sometimes there’s not enough content and you have to make your own.

sufficientlylargen:

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

cartoonscientist:

tamarrud:

Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the “bad people” in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?

outofcontextdiscord:

greetings-inferiors:

lightboundpunkz:

have you ever written fanfiction

yes

no

See Results

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

Yeah. I’ve never really made a series of it or put it on anywhere except maybe a few paragraphs on my tumblr, but when you get obsessed with something sometimes there’s not enough content and you have to make your own.

manrippedapartbydogs:

sleepy-bebby:

Tumblr Code.

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

second-order-simulacra:

final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

image

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

WHO CHANGED IT AGAIN

Tumblr Code.

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

second-order-simulacra:

final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

image

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

WHO CHANGED IT AGAIN

incendavery:

couldnt hurt to try

queer-as-city-folk:

riiviir:

cannibalchicken:

@amtrak-official

Don’t forget with great speed and affordability

elasticitymudflap:

i’m proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

cloudscare:

Le creature needs a name, feel free to suggest some >.>’

(Plus a small silly)

OC: Aren't you just me? Rivlet: Maybe.ALT

innersighthound:

A trans woman invents a new way to describe her own personal experience.


GO TO PAGE 52 IF: her new term is gendered

GO TO PAGE 53 IF: her new term is ambiguous


52: Woah there, partner! Seems like you’re trying to stir up some discourse, there. Why don’t we just shut that down so we can get back to fucking you?

53: What an awesome new term, little lady! So awesome, in fact, that we think we want it to apply to literally everyone! What’s that? It’s personal to you? It means something to “your community”? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of pervert? Stop trying to divide the community and let us use your words.

Nice

Who’s that?

That’s a chocolate cake! But why is it a person? 🤔

catchymemes:

Right now I am a PhD student, and the main obstacle for me in beginning my transition is knowing that during my PhD process I will have to travel to conferences, some of which are held in countries which are not very accepting of trans people. As you are also a PhD student, I am wondering whether you have any advice for navigating that complicated part of transitioning during studies?

catboybiologist:

This is something that’s been somewhat on my mind. It hasn’t been a problem yet- I haven’t been to any conferences since starting HRT, and I’ve never been to any outside of the US.

Still putting this out there bc I’d love to hear if other people had perspectives, though.

grumpy-cardigan:

nonimaginaryfriend:

heedra:

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

bonus it ALSO fills that dopamine hit of in-person shopping. “oh I didn’t go in looking for this but hmm, I’m tempted… I can’t resist… oh ho ho I have made some irresponsible decisions at the library today [carrying my stack of ten random books]” and then it doesn’t even matter if you don’t like them because a) free b) you’re gonna give them back anyway

Librarian here! Please please please please PLEASE do this! We don’t have any way to know if you read them, and we don’t care! We’re happy to see those books go out because that helps our stats. And that affects how much money we can get.

So grab that silly paperback romance, and maybe this new YA fantasy, oh and check for the new movies too! And don’t forget to check Libby and hoopla for music and ebooks and e-audio.

tripleclown:

gudroo:

commander-ledi:

gastropods:

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

paradise-sys:

huffylemon:

Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

what can I say? My thirst has been quenched. Gatorade, you’ve done it again

xxremirandomxx-deactivated20240:

If some of you don’t understand why I’m so passionate about helping people understand the DIY and anti-consumerist themes of alternative fashion it’s because I just read an article about punk fashion that had a section dedicated to “shopping some of our punk favorites” that included a $53 pair of fishnet tights

I get my fishnets from the dollar store, I make jewelry out of safety pins and soda tablets cans, I buy “normal” looking clothing at thrift stores and cut it and sew it and wear it so it fits with my style. That’s what it’s about. When punks, goths, emos, scene kids, etc tell you that dressing this way should be cheap it’s because it IS. Don’t let big corporations tell you otherwise

autiebiographical:

A six panel comic of a person telling people they think they're autistic. The comic is titled "Belief In Autism" and is made by Theresa Scovil.  Panel 1: A person says to a woman and says "I think I'm autistic." The woman smiles and says "But you were such a well behaved child." Panel 2: The person says to a man and says "I think I'm autistic." The man smiles and says "But you did so well in school." Panel 3: The person says to another person and says "I think I'm autistic." The other person smiles and says "But you're such a good worker." Panel 4: The person says to Honeydew "I think I'm autistic." Honeydew says "Wouldn't shock me." Panel 5: The person throws their arms out forward and yells "Thank you!" Panel 6: The person looks confused and asks "Why are autistic people the only ones who believe I'm autistic?" Honeydew gives a sympathetic smile.ALT

Autism has long been synonymous with “struggle”. If you don’t struggle, if you’re successful or you’re just happy with life people are less likely to recognize you as autistic, except for other autistic people.

I swear, we have an autism radar. Autie-radar? Autie-dar?

ryan-sometimes:

Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.

the-haiku-bot:

thefloatingstone:

presentlydean:

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you’ve never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you’re only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn’t have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there’s this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there’s a strange kind of love to it. i don’t know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don’t anyone will notice or care when you’re gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you’re all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

I actually think about this so much you have no idea.

I mourn every friend that’s gone off somewhere

I actually

think about this so much you

have no idea.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aquilaofarkham:

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

verbnounadjective:

virtualgirladvance:

junk-thunder:

“is sex with angels monsterfucking” forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

“would the angels consider us bestiality” Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally

“would the angels that consider it beastiality think that makes it better or worse, cus like kinky angels must be god approved right? or would they be riddled with catholic guilt? or would the guilt make it better?”

a tittle I think would be funny to have the pope need to weigh in on

verbnounadjective:

virtualgirladvance:

junk-thunder:

“is sex with angels monsterfucking” forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

“would the angels consider us bestiality” Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally

“would the angels that consider it beastiality think that makes it better or worse, cus like kinky angels must be god approved right? or would they be riddled with catholic guilt? or would the guilt make it better?”

a tittle I think would be funny to have the pope need to weigh in on

number-1-haxorus-fan:

france-unofficial:

the-official-italy:

non-tyrannical-usa:

official-denmark:

gothmisspyggie:

were-jester:

ms-demeanor:

onemoretallymark:

bebe-benzenheimer:

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

how i sleep when I’m pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should’t be spread by reblogging it, that’s for sure.

Oh no, i reblogged it!

damn my finger slipped

oops

i uh tripped-?

Uh oh, I fell up the stairs on to my comfy bed where I accidentally hit reblog after typing this entire message!

teathattast:

villainessbian:

naamahdarling:

pointless-achievements:

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

Achievement Unlocked:

Fan The Flames

Just because Tumblr won’t let you Blaze a post doesn’t mean you can light it up yourself!

Slam that button! Do the numbers!

WE ACTUALLY DID START THE FIRE

bearotonin-international:

sad-sad-sage:

killuwa:

killuwa:

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

blairelythere:

blairelythere:

“Sir, she didn’t feel any better after a We Stay Silly”

“What about a Fuck it, We Ball? Did we try that?”

“Ineffective, sir. We even launched an It Is What It Is, but nothing seems to be working”

“My god… It’s worse than we thought”

New daily mantra just dropped

blairelythere:

blairelythere:

“Sir, she didn’t feel any better after a We Stay Silly”

“What about a Fuck it, We Ball? Did we try that?”

“Ineffective, sir. We even launched an It Is What It Is, but nothing seems to be working”

“My god… It’s worse than we thought”

New daily mantra just dropped

slightly-gay-pogohammer:

slightly-gay-pogohammer:

slightly-gay-pogohammer:

can I be real I dont think any job position that require a curriculum with mostly pictures needs 3 months to answer that theyre not interested

like I get it things can be hectic and i dont expect a reason why im not chosen. But 3 months? for a no??

scratch that if your job listing is “urgent” tell me youre not interested after a week. i dont need reasons i dont need anything but a default mail but dont make people wait for months, plural

skulkie:

kullimos-the-despoiler-deactiva:

skulkie:

making bracelets what should they say

Penis

right of course

chlorenw:

Very mornin come here and share this fonni doodle I did yesterday

blignick:

calocera:

drefvalentine:

pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

yeah it’s pretty funny

the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv:

100percent-shell-oil:

the-principality-of-sealand:

100percent-shell-oil:

syrenki:

Hello four people (2 of which are sealand in different disguises)

SHHH PEOPLE AREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I AM MANY!!

Whenever I see a new gimmick blog with they/xe pronouns I just assume it is you

honestly same

jabberwockypie:

friendlyfrankenstein:

gothwizardmagic:

gabrielora:

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#these tests always do shit like this#and its just like why would you phrase it like this when its specifically a symptom to misinterpret this (via @tbhliteraltrash )

ok hold on actually i rb’d this before with just tags but im going to come back in on this again

any medical diagnostic you will ever undergo does not mean “always 100% Every Time Ever you have this problem”. And it sucks because they will phrase it in a way that SOUNDS like 100% Every Time including on the testing for being a person who has trouble with how specific phrasing is supposed to be.

literally the example I always use is I spent way longer without glasses then I should have because the eyesight chart diagnostic is “identify the letter”, so I went ‘ok the point of this is to do good identifying letters’. Then i realized

they want to know if I can see. Not if I can identify that a blurry shape is an A because of its unique outline.

So i started qualifying my answers with “blurry”. Blurry A, Blurry Y, Blurry Z. Now I have glasses.

they do not make this clear. I do not know why. But you can more or less apply this to any medical diagnostic, and if it’s a written diagnostic if your answer is 'sometimes’ and the only answers are 'yes or no’ you put Yes.

Do I have trouble getting out of bed? Sometimes, yes. So the answer is Yes.

Regrettably tests are made for and by non-autistic people and aimed at non-autistic caregivers and medical experts, which isnt how it should be, and makes it one more complicated thing to navigate. World a hell.

Also, if you’re filling out Disability paperwork, you’re supposed to answer it for your worst days, and without accommodations.