April 2024

hugintheraven:

saint-ambrosef:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

king-cricket:

fluffygif:

Amazing dominoes structure

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

So this video is 40 seconds long. And it has 190,000 notes. Rounded up to 200K because I’m lazy. So if everyone who enjoyed it interacted with this post once, and they enjoyed all 40 seconds of the video(both of those are questionable, but bear with me), that’s 8,000,000 seconds of entertainment on this site alone. 133,333 minutes. 2,222 hours. Yes, it was a lot of work for a few seconds of chaotic pleasure. But that’s a lot of chaotic pleasure for a little bit of work. 

fuckyeahbiguys:

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

another fat fuck friday is upon us

thegreatgeodo:

the-faultofdaedalus:

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

Seguir leyendo

So is this still a Dream or

oysterloaf:

national-shitpost-registry:

It is so so important to show that queer people have always existed and are allowed to live long, happy lives. Young queer people–especially those in conservative areas–need to know that being queer is not a death sentence. Despite the many struggles we have faced, throughout history there have always been queer lives filled with joy and love. and you will find yours.

Beautifully, I’ve just discovered the photographer has all of these images available on their website to view:

feedermercury:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

hey fuck u megan kelly

also this reminds me of the time my super religious grandma went on a super angry rant about “WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY JESUS IS WHITE” and how racist it is i love her

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

three-dee-ess:

hongjoongpresent:

sackboys-moved:

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

[ID: a gif of a girl tapping her nintendo DS while smiling and seemingly talking to herself. end ID]

official DSi post

black DSi

linuxealcipher:

cannibalchicken:

@basyacriptid u

imlizy:

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it’s sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

manincaffeine:

Staying at your parents’ house is not free it costs you your mental health

fallen-and-holy:

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

weirdplutoprince:

ID: An Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint comic. Kim Dokja sweats and asks, "My birthday? ... It's been a while since I kept track, so does it really matter?" Biyoo, stone-faced, sends the text, "He's home. Get his ass."

Han Sooyoung, Yoo Joonghyuk, Lee Gilyoung, and Shin Yoosung appear, all wearing party hats as hearts float around them. The kids hold balloons and shout "Surprise" as Yoo Joonghyuk (blank-faced but blushing) holds a cake with a question mark candle. Han Sooyoung, also blushing, grins, "We love you, dipshit."

The last panel shows Kim Dokja kneeling on the ground and crying, sending everyone else into shocked distress. The caption says: "He cried for 30 minutes." End IDALT

birthday boy

kqluckity:

this is so fucking funny wait

assignedmale:

So the new anti-trans talking point is… *checks notes* that there are not enough detransitioners? sigh

ur-daily-inspiration:

nateconnolly:

AI art? More like AI fart!

auntymurda:

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

flufflogic:

anarchistmemecollective:

politijohn:

Source

Source

The startup was launched in 2022, but only dispatched its first 20 metric tonnes of ice recently. It has been hit with a wave of criticism which has taken the founders by surprise. Social media commentators have been unflattering, making comments such as: “Shouldn’t you be worrying about the effects of global warming rather than selling glacier water?” or “What is this dystopia?”. Other reactions and private messages have gone even further, including some comments which, according to Rasmussen, have “verged on death threats”.ALT

Yeah, uh, “purity” is not a term I would use for raw unfiltered ice that’s been part of a pack for unknown years. “Full of fucking who knows what” is more like it.

This is very much giving me Broad Street Pump energy.

snake-drinking-gif-every-day:

A picture of a banana ball python with blue eyes, delicately dipping his face into a water dish to drink.ALT

I know he’s not a hognose, and it’s not a gif, but here’s a picture of my snake drinking!

comrade-slugcat:

casualcarpetshark:

it’s science

can’t argue with the facts

phosphofructokinase-2:

MY MEDICAL SCHOOL IS RENAMING A ROOM AFTER TRANSPHOBIC, ANTI-PALESTINE ASSHOLES - PLS SIGN THIS PETITION AND HELP US STOP IT FROM HAPPENING!

LINK TO PETITION

Hello everyone. I’ve been seething these days because the medical school I go to is renaming a room after some transphobic, racist and misogynistic texas congresspeople that assisted our school with obtaining federal funding (basically making it so that student doctors don’t have to pay as much tuition, which really helps out low-income medical school students.) They are texas state senator Creighton and representative Metcalf.

HOWEVER as nice as this assistance was, I am vehemently against the naming of the room after these clowns.

1. Senator creighton supports legislation that is vehemently Anti-Healthcare.

these are some of the “certain treatments” prohibited for trans kids btw:

just purely hateful, knowing that gender confirming care SAVES THE LIVES OF TRANS CHILDREN. and we are training to be DOCTORS. with the goal of NOT ending lives. extending them even. there’s an oath about it and everything.

ALSO— NAMING A ROOM IN A MEDICAL SCHOOL AFTER A DUDE THAT OPPOSES CHILDRENS HEALTHCARE IS INSANE

2. BOTH creighton and metcalf are pro-israel

Again. We’re a medical school. training doctors to help people live longer, healthier lives. we do not support genocide.

I don’t even understand how making bills like this is even fucking allowed.

3. helping their representative community is their fucking job. We literally Voted Them Into Office For This Purpose. They are otherwise useless.

Honestly, their voting record gets worse. You can verify metcalf and creighton’s voting records at the links on their names.

the petition also has a much clearer and cleaner explanation about why this means so much to our school.

I know this feels like a relatively minor thing, but it means a lot to us. We want our school to be represented by those with a positive outlook on humanity. not a hateful one.

LINK TO PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/oppose-the-renaming-of-the-alc-and-teaching-theater-at-shsu-com?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0BMQABptQdaxLhejc49avWCzCpcrbVC7OzNmFOW8ihi-k6QjRLKBY18J6rkwIgXA_aem_AeheFM0DMHyuVsnbb611qTWiAQ4q9NNy-4ZEjjUW6ZB9Pyc3M2mMzOWxHY-Gg6B5gic

THANK YOU FOR READING PLEASE REBLOG AND LIKE AND SHARE and also sign the petition please it will take like 30 seconds.

academiabutmakeitdiverse:

spacebeige:


White Feminism

I wish more white people - and white women especially - would get over their white fragility and truly understand how words and actions like these do more harm than good to women of color. They need to stop making everything about themselves and catering to other whites women like women of color don’t exist.

snake-drinking-gif-every-day:

A picture of a banana ball python with blue eyes, delicately dipping his face into a water dish to drink.ALT

I know he’s not a hognose, and it’s not a gif, but here’s a picture of my snake drinking!

Kinda generic, but I was looking around my school today and

Boys <3

-Leo

our-mlm-experience:

Boys <3

aroace-wizard:

hellsitegenetics:

world-heritage-posts:

thejorie:

xilast-zurvifferman:

thejorie:

jackbecq:

thejorie:

19leahjade96:

thejorie:

madamekagamine:

thejorie:

gccgrimm:

thejorie:

gucciballs:

thejorie:

peble:

thejorie:

My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

Well that escalated quickly……

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…
*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omg 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*
Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

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Closest match: Canis lupus genome assembly, chromosome: 12
Common name: Wolf

Yeah that tracks

canvaswolfdoll:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

theotherendcomics:

Patreon

I… this… what… what the fuck.

all these comics have this energy where every panel asks ‘what’s funniest reaction to the previous panel?’ then goes with the second or third answer.

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

princncess:

post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want

reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles

tittyinfinity:

My aunt and uncle, who are center-liberals in their 70s, have been gradually “exposing” themselves to more “vulgar” types of media and it’s so interesting.

My 74-year-old aunt was telling me about how she REALLY loves the show “The Bear.” That surprised the hell out of me, hearing that my aunt who gasps and clutches her pearls at anything that could offend the Good Lord would watch that show out of any.

“I don’t ‘understand how ANYONE could handle that many F-bombs, it’s too much! I had to force myself through the first episode! But after that, I realized that the cussing is an accurate depiction of their environment and it adds to the show! It’s my favorite show now!”

They’ve both been trying to become more open minded in general lately – just a couple of weeks ago, my other uncle (my aunt’s younger brother) turned their entire view of Israel around in less than an hour. They’re fully accepting of gay and trans people, unlike they were about a decade ago. Things like that.

I just always kinda worried that I’d never see them get to this point, y'know? And here they are near the ends of their lives, turning their whole world views around.

Never stop believing that people can change.

jamiebythesea:

Boop the snoot ! I love the dark little stains at the corner of her mouth that make her look like she’s constantly making this face :(

potsiepumpkin:

When the chronic fatigue is chronic

greenandhazy:

here is my adulting advice: find a recipe that includes a small amount of wine (French and Italian recipes are especially good for this ime but there are plenty of options). DO NOT buy “cooking wine.” buy a good wine, by which I mean a wine in your price range that is appropriate to the recipe–sweet red, dry white, w/e–and sounds good to you. if it’s $8 and you like it, that counts. measure out however much you will need for your recipe at the start. then pour yourself a glass of the wine. drink it as you cook. play some music–NOT through your headphones. let your music mix with the ambient noise of the place where you live. dance a little while you move through your kitchen–flick your wrist with dramatic flair as you add your ingredients. make sure you preserve at least one full glass of your wine to enjoy with your dinner when it’s done.

seriously, my friends, the amount of joy this adds to the cooking process cannot be overstated.

toothsalad:

intj-confessions:

Tread here.

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

anexperimentallife:

penroseparticle:

Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very… fun past couple days

guinevereslancelot:

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching