Intimacy is not just about sex. It’s having heart-to-hearts, staying up all night talking, sharing childhood memories, thoughts, fears, dreams & hopes for the future. It’s uncontrollable laughter, direct eye contact and feeling each other without touching - it’s exchanging energy
wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you
I didn’t realize how fucking expensive wheelchairs were until friends started posting about the cost and WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK. A decent one? Being thousands and thousands of dollars minimum.
Related, but you should be able to take your wheelchair on a plane without the fear of it being broken.
Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you
Some people are taking “Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose” as a challenge.
Love the people in the notes like “this would fix me” bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.
Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil’s biggest YouTubers
His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children’s YouTuber
Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they’re from Rio
Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can’t make it stop
Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you
Some people are taking “Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose” as a challenge.
Love the people in the notes like “this would fix me” bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.
I bring you… my silly little comics. Saw a tik tok this morning about British Museum recognizing emperor Elagabalus as a trans woman 🏳️⚧️, and I just had to draw this.
petition to bring back saying “huzzah!” when something goes your way and “alas.” when it doesn’t
in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was
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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from
Cheryl Dunye’s directorial debut, The Watermelon Woman, was out of print between 2000 and 2018. Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace was only available to watch on a pirate channel on YouTube until last year. There is still no way to watch the X-Files spinoff, The Lone Gunmen except to own a dvd box set that has been out of print since 2005. Or to pirate it. It’s on YouTube.
Piracy is incredibly important to keep media that’s weird, or out there or just embarrassing to someone in power, alive. We need piracy and we need to stop being snitches when someone pirates stuff.
No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.
First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.
Here’s the AP article about it for anyone who wants it
[ID: The Destiel meme, edited to say, in the first panel, “I love you”, and in the second, “Today Germany passed a law that allows everyone to change their gender by simply going to the registry and telling them to change it.” End ID]
so this guy, he was going through some serious shit at this exact moment. he was the lifeguard. but he was negligent. and he wasn’t able to save someone
you can see this is him coming to grips with the fact that he’s going to have to live with that guilt for the rest of his life. you’re watching a man at the exact moment his heart shattered like glass.
spongebob may have just been pranking him (which is fucked up we’re not gonna get into it) but this man was surely left with some debilitating mental scars from this event
