technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.

literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people’s hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here

i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.

anexperimentallife:

daggerhobbit-deactivated2024111:

raeprise:

captainjackscoat:

absolute-lesbian-disaster:

witches-ink:

tastytoecheese:

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Fuck yea end of the world

talking vagina???

Falling in love

I’m polyamorous i could die any day

aftermaths of violence

Just a little too on the nose

frogs

but I love frogs

Self-doubt

Of course.

constant-state-of-self-discovery:

foxofninetales:

mikkeneko:

oppositionresearch:

thebreakfastgenie:

Voting for Democrats is the “leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health” of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it’s not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.

Also like mental health, voting doesn’t solve the whole problem! But if you aren’t doing this bare minimum thing, the other tools you have aren’t going to work as well as they should either. If you get medicine and continue rotting in your room shitposting, you will probably still be miserable. If you get a union at work but don’t vote for politicians who support unions, the union won’t be able to advocate for its members as effectively and work will still be miserable.

Voting is maintenance. It’s like doing the dishes or cleaning the leaves out of the gutters. You’re never going to get to a point where you are Done and Never Have To Do It Again (alas,) because time will continue to pass and you will continue to eat meals and the trees will continue to drop leaves into your gutters and right wingers will continue to submit bad bills to every session of congress.

You’ll never be done with maintenance. But if you don’t do that maintenance, your situation can and definitely will get Worse

Finally a take on the ‘vote or else’ shit I can vibe with. It’s currently like showering with dysphoria- miserable and annoying with no real positive outcome past the current state not rapidly getting worse, but that’s better than the alternative of things rapidly getting worse

paper-mario-wiki:

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

therealsanssherif:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

read animal farm last night

it seemed like communism was exceedingly good in all regards until one dickhead raised a litter of dogs to kill everyone who disagreed with him and became a dictator. in fact, the book goes to great lengths to luxuriate in how much more efficient and bountiful work under the collective was in comparison to the farmer.

i find it interesting that this book has long been held as the thing weiners tell you to read when you say anything about socialism or communism. like it’s supposed to change your mind. there wasn’t a subtle or gradual shift into the failure of the system caused by its own faulty construction. everything was just ruined by one cunt who had the power to instantly kill anyone, which seems like something that would cause any system to fail.

if i was on animal farm i would have killed that dickhead Napoleon in front of everyone with my teeth and it wouldnt even be hard.

They should let me make an animal farm

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

ALT

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its-target-official:

totally-italy:

grayvere:

dovewithscales:

likeadevils:

so i have a mildly popular “reblog and put in in the tags” post going around and its. very clear how many people don’t know how to interact with a tumblr post

so, first of all, tumblr’s culture has changed a lot in the past couple years. there’s a genuine community effort to not start any drama, and ironically a lot of the current hostility is an effort to keep things calm. there’s also a change in how people interact with posts, so if you haven’t been here in a while please skip down to the tags/replies/reblog with text section.

for newcomers: you should be reblogging posts about as liberally as you would like something on twitter. if you only like stuff, people will think you are rude/a bot. you’ve probably heard people talk about “cultivating your dash,” and thats because this platform is 100% centered around your dashboard. trending matters less, unfollowing and blocking in order to shape your dash into it’s best form is widely accepted, the majority of the content you’ll find and interact with will be because of your dash, and the only way to put things on your dash is to reblog them. tumblr users are deeply distrustful of algorithms and have largely turned off the “see posts your friends have liked” function (i recommend you also turn of the various algorithms in settings → general settings → dashboard preferences).

so, once you’ve reblogged a post, there’s three ways to add content to it. the tags, replies, and reblogging with text. all of them have different connotations

the tags: an inside voice. originally they were meant for organizing your blog (and they’re still used for this), but they’ve also morphed into a way to share thoughts that aren’t funny/insightful enough for non-followers to be interested in. when in doubt, put your comment in the tags

replies: basically talking to your friends in class. your followers have no way of finding your replies (they don’t pop up on the dash, nobody gets notified except for the original poster) so chances are, only the person who made the post is gonna see your comment. it’s for quick one-offs that you’re okay with other people overhearing, but really is only made for one person. they’re like a public dm

reblog with text: an outside voice. you’re getting up on a stage in town square and entertaining people. make sure it’s funny or insightful— bottom line, add something new to the conversation. you should use this the least

general rules of thumb: 

• when in doubt, reblog. people will judge you if your blog is only personal posts and you only interact with other content by liking it.  
• the only things people will judge you for reblogging are personal vent posts. leave a like to give a little virtual hug
• if a post is asking about your personality/opinions (i.e: tell me what’s the last tv show you watched, that kind of thing) put it in the tags 
• also if you see a nice edit, gifset, or art, reblog and say something nice in the tags! it’s that nice sweet spot of common enough that no one will notice but uncommon enough to make the artist’s day

Finally real advice for new users. This is a solid guide for how to make the transition from Twitter to Tumblr.

In particular, artists need you to reblog. A reblog helps them get seen. A like doesn’t help them at all.

And if you reblog just like it as well cuz why not

Exactly this, because it does also contributing to a person feeling a bit more welcome on this site, as though what they are doing is something that other peole actually appreciate what they are posting.

thanks guys sometimes i don’t know what to do

ballcrusher74:

this is from a bit ago but upturned paint drawings that i think about a lot

malfunctioning-mantis:

Its pride month, sir! you know what that means.

orveez:

this has probably been done already but its ok

for-a-new-life:

THIS NEEDED TO BE MADE

Team Spirit belongs to the lovely @gaydiation-poisoning

radioactive-snake:

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

asocketwrench:

peachyblkdemonslayer:

briarhips:

vir-colligerus-moved:

thiskindoflifeisalliknow:

qillermeme:

krillbeans:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

i love this more and more every time i see it.

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

kelpeigh:

n09m19changsblog:

You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there’s another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there’s no contest

somethingusefulfromflorida:

chibikittens:

louis-damien:

Hearing them get so excited over the whale fall is so fun I love hearing people who are passionate about their work

one scientist, “worms.”

every other scientist in sync, “worms!!”

asocketwrench:

sometimes you just gotta draw

asocketwrench:

it’s all coming together

aaaangel444:

lostinhistory:

Sad news: Walnut the crane, famous for murdering all potential crane suitors before choosing her keeper as her mate, has died

Condolences to her widower

agui-chart:

Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

marylizabetha:

ratlingrun:

I don’t care whether you like rooster teeth or not the idea of deleting 21 years of media should be incredibly concerning

It’s already started with HBO deleting by a ton of their animation. I think laws need to change to protect these archives. Companies should not essentially be allowed to burn down an entire library. They should have to sell off every single IP or give them away.

mlmshark:

“You make being gay your whole personality!” Good I fucking love kissing men it should be my personality

thefloatingstone:

beardedmrbean:

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

marlynnofmany:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

No

ALT

eldritchdemonfox:

penny-anna:

Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!

Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice

@mercury-lurks !!!!

ultraviolet-divergence:

amvs:

enki2:

Not all heroes wear capes

If folks want to read more about this, but also want to avoid giving site visits to the screenshotted fearmongering rag of a news website

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

patchoulism:

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

powerviolencebutch:

heaven011:

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

Benelli M4

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

I am in love with you?

schakira:

brightlotusmoon:

iam-the-wild:

finni-b:

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

This 420 is a palindrome!!!! 4/20/2024

It is!

holisticdetective42:

I love this website because it’s the only place I can get raw, unfiltered, pure and unadulterated Taylor swift hatred from all sides. It’s just so satisfying, like a shoulder massage after I’ve been stabbed by 23 confused and snobby elves.

taketwo1983:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

jackalopeonline:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I’d see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

@bettinalevyisdetermined it’s the post

bearotonin-international:

sad-sad-sage:

killuwa:

killuwa:

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

skulkie:

kullimos-the-despoiler-deactiva:

skulkie:

making bracelets what should they say

Penis

right of course