April 2024

disgustinggf:

just got diagnosed as your soulmate. yeah sorry now we must spend the rest of our lives together

pinolitas:

real

catchymemes:

boymounter:

girl you need to kill the panopticon in your head……. say it with your whole prostate

flutterdown:

awesome ‼️

coastal-mangos-one:

you know he would have been Those kids

inspired by this pic:

boymounter:

wanderandlost:

tumbwr:

tumbwr:

boymounter:

boymounter:

hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

don’t ask why. normal reason

Okay sounds good i trust you tumblr user boymounter

hey hold up whatt are u doing

I can’t believe tumblr user boymounter would trick your boy into tax evasion and money laundering like that

give me your credit card details

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

Malevolent video game from Arthur’s POV. Yes its just a black screen but you have a mysterious voice guiding you and you have a hunch that he is lying and he also degrades you homoerotically every 12 minutes

jame7t:

happy rat vs webcomic day, where every year the rat seems to get a little stronger

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

jame7t:

prohaloplayer:

please don’t scry on me right now im jerking off

Um. *scrys

Oh No what is that thing…

Oh come on it can’t be that bad. *Scrys*

You are fucked.

teratocrat:

“even the top gets pregnant” cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

npdsalad:

i support women’s neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

ackee:

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

prohaloplayer:

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

darrellenjoyer:

fake ass emo i see your tail wagging

triptrippy:

boymounter:

wah………. @plushievash your bisexuals

neometalpussy:

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

scaryarcade:

the whole “you just have to keep looking until you find the right therapist!!” shit is so fucking infuriating when you’re traumatized and suicidal and have complex dissociation and with every single new mental health professional you meet it’s a fucking coin toss as to whether they’re going to actively abuse you or not. i’m not going to keep putting myself through that shit (and hemorrhaging money along the way lol) to make YOU more comfortable in your belief that there’s a “right therapist” out there for everybody

boymounter:

boymounter:

woag i’ve discovered a life hack to avoiding insane queer intracommunity discourse on other websites: saying you’re old and don’t understand 😁👍

yes this works even if you’re 28 because it’s mostly 19 year olds you’ll be saying it to

thund3randrain:

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

mythicdove:

mythicdove:

mythicdove:

taking a gap year to play with my pussy

“can you explain this gap in your resume” yes so that was when i was jerking the meat off my body for 365 days straight

sorry it’s a leap year i meant 366

utilitycaster:

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

pissmoon:

pissmoon:

‘I want to be a part of an edgy/morbid music based subculture but im too much of a soft eared pussy to listen to edgy or morbid music that isnt pop’ is, was and will be an embarassing take

Music is literally the best part and everything else is pointless and lame without it

boymounter:

catboygirljoker:

radiatorchains:

@boymounter

you and me the giggling chucklers

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

thefiresontheheight:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

thefiresontheheight:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

get yellow bile in there next to balance the humors of the phone

you. I like the way you think. put on this little outfit I want to make you my royal advisor.

can i tell from the little outfit if I am going to be the royal advisor (jocular) or the royal advisor (sinister)?

it depends on the size of the boob window. we’ll get there when we get there.

adampvrrish:

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that’s beautiful. there’s some good in this world mister frodo and it’s worth fighting for

kleefkruid:

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

boymounter:

would you look at me longingly across the audience of the drag cabaret yes or yes

virtualgirladvance:

mostnormalthing-deactivated2024:

yellowpoet:

yellowpoet:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

yamada-ryo:

toskarin:

kids these days don’t know the first thing about internet safety, getting their discord accounts stolen through running random exe files [hard cut to me filling the family computer with viruses in pursuit of “free dragon games”]

valtsv:

valtsv:

valtsv:

symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it

strung up like a puppet controlled by a giant disembodied hand but i’m blushing and giggling and fluttering my eyelashes of my own free will

“doomed by the narrative” or, as i like to call it, “getting fucked raw by fate”

malscare:

hubrislover:

thoodleoo:

let’s build a roman senator!

purple border on toga

dignitas

consular status

distinguished ancestors

scandalous personal life (financial)

scandalous person life (sexual)

electoral bribery

virtus

corrupt governorship

See Results

eyeballapproved:

Jessica Bartram

cecillias-garden:

Cast iron phone

Cast iron phone case

Cast iron phone case OtterBox

Cast iron phone case Android

Phone sigils

Phone sigils fae

Faeries keep stealing phone

Gun license New Jersey

clementine-kesh:

people complaining that any critique of a thing they like ruins it for them is such a skill issue. personally i can spend 10 hours a day critiquing the things i like and still enjoy them passionately and wholeheartedly

dekulakization:

lukadjo:

dekulakization:

I hate these fuckers

I’m sorry but I couldn’t not notice the “I ♥️ Vučić” and the fact that you live there so

Would you mind enlightening me with what is your opinion on him

Just curious

Oh I hate Vučić I put her in that as a joke AHAHAH

He did do some good for this country for example we’re finally getting a fucking HIGHWAY over here. But that still doesn’t outdo the corruption etc etc etc, I don’t feel like getting too into it.

Thank you for asking!!

Thanks for answering

fattributes:

fattributes:

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you’re missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

kate-komics:

If I ever get to draw an official Hellboy and Moth-Man comic I’m going to demand this scene be in it

thetoastmastergeneral:

anarchistmemecollective:

pigbutt:

mini-wrants:

softpastelqueer:

millennial-review-deactivated20:

For reference, the federal minimum wage would have you earning roughly on average $1,256.66 a month

It’s recommended your rent only be 30% of your total budget, so with an average monthly rent of $1,827 that would mean your average renter’s monthly income should ideally be $6,090

That would be roughly $35.13 hourly or $73,080 annually


However, the average renter’s household income is only $42,500 annually or $20.43 hourly (as of 2019 according to the Census Bureau’s American Community Survey)


This means either rent prices are too unsustainably high and price gouging or wages are too unsustainably low and predatory

Or both

(Hint: it’s both)

not to mention most apartments won’t even allow you to apply unless you make 3 times rent.

vintage comic of a person being squeezed in a giant press.  the top press is labeled "low wages" and the bottom "high rent" and the person "employee" and coins are falling out of them.  the press is being hand cranked by another person with an evil expression.ALT

If 150 year old political memes are still relevant, it means the system is broken (or it’s working exactly as intended and that intention is to make the rich richer and the poor poorer).

very-gay-alkyrion:

OP (@alex-emo-boi) turned off reblogs but I believe this post has potential to breach containment

huffy-1337:

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva:

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva:

Been seeing a lot of posts i want to unleash the scarab on 🪲

YOU LOVE IT

YOU LOVE IT

I just love how this lil guy goes flying just to do a fucking U turn into the camera

bogleech:

shadow-von-vamp:

Not really fair to compare a slice of life sim to survival pvp

kittybroker:

willowthefoxxo:

imisslifebefore2016:

@kittybroker woa look at this dood

whaddya pricing himb

The high gamer lounges atop it’s mighty domain! Gaming hard and on that grind, this kitty could be yours for only $59.99! DLC’s not included!

sarroora:

tagedeszorns:

This machine kills AI

This is the most satisfying story I’ve read in a long time

hotcakesamba:

old commission. get strawbernie’d

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

theatricuddles:

transcendentally-nora:

segamascot:

[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads “Oh thank god it was just a dream”. The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads “Oh thank god it was just a dream”.]

here is a REALLY detailed hq map of indigenous american nations if you’re interested (you are.)

and alaska. and hawai'i.

looks like we all talked enough shit that staff put The Community Guidelines Violating Maps™ back

queermasculine:

normalize saying “okay💖 yay💖” while masc