April 2024

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

deadstuffguy:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

rickhunolt:

dzamie:

captaindibbzy:

anarchistmemecollective:

fierceawakening:

malicemismanager:

wolfpawn:

mastreworld:

rosalysaoirse:

latent-thoughts:

sigridlaufeyson:

zenon-karr:

notemily:

chamomiletea-baggins:

moontideempress:

elamikaaa:

daeva-agas:

sangononya-kokomeow:

i-restuff:

augustdementhe:

hulking-godless-child-beast:

0palite:

snenby-with-two-daggers:

bigexcluder:

catradoraism:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

princesskuragina:

captainlordauditor:

malewifenat:

.. i’m palestinian

same energy

there’s more

SIGH

here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while…



We have another one…

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

When you know politics but no facts

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

This is my favourite post on this website

despazito:

the knobs at tumblr flagged this so i’m posting it again fuck you

femboyyuri:

tropicalscream:

fagrrot:

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

uwudonoodle:

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn’t always get sarcasm, didn’t even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It’s my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

“what’s xe saying” eeeeeeeeee

stop reblogging this without the addition if i dont have neopronouns in my posts theyll end up in terflandia by like 500 notes

uwudonoodle:

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn’t always get sarcasm, didn’t even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It’s my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

prigorie:

forever obsessed with the way Rose keeps haunting the narrative after Journey’s End

(and in some ways always will)

equiteesorg:

Please take the time to read and share this🙏

Together we will make a difference

For every ‘Free Congo’ item purchased, we donate directly to a globalgiving.org project dedicated to rescuing and rehabilitating these children, offering them a path towards a brighter, hope-filled future.

byjove:

cotton candy is one thing I only purchase while high. sober me would gravitate towards the savory snacks. high me is like “whoa. the childlike innocent joy of cotton candy.”

awsugar:

take your time, frank. you can say he was gay.

max1461:

I truly believe that the phonaesthetics of your name (your given name which you acquired through the history and context of your creation, or a name which you chose for yourself by dint of some external set of factors which motivated you to do so, not any name you chose for yourself primarily for its sound) determine in a strong way your Greatness in life. Grothendieck did all that shit because his name looks and sounds so good, it has such a weight and meatiness to it both orthographically and phonetically. It’s really important to have a powerful name.

I have 76 pages of cookie clicker on my phone

orteil42:

keep going. you can start deleting family pictures if you need more space

robotlyra:

totally-italy:

vampni:

totally-italy:

totally-italy:

aroacesafeplaceforall:

RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM

Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn

Absolutely!

Of course you can! Strength comes in numbers!

Wait why are we invading Denmark?

@vampni, I am just copying this from a comment I made a while ago, but originally someone made a joke about how it is estimated that approximately 1% of the world’s population is ace, which is equivalent to around 80, 000, 000 people. The person who made this post commented that this was equivalent to more people than those in the Danish military, thus they joked that the aspec community should invade Denmark and it has been a joke on platforms such as Reddit and Tumblr since.

cy-cyborg:

undeadentropy:

spiralarray:

theconcealedweapon:

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It’s price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

996655:

“Yo” but like romantically

sealsdaily:

charlottan:

charlottan:

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

wuppies ☝️

sealsdaily:

charlottan:

charlottan:

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

wuppies ☝️

sealsdaily:

charlottan:

charlottan:

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

wuppies ☝️

rainbowsightings:

coffeegirlfriend:

pitafish:

beggars-opera:

Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious

Come to Kenya, we’ve got lions!

I like it when the red water comes out…

But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

I can count all the way to schfifty-five!

Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Other (put in tags)

Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish

See Results

I’m gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don’t remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there’s some strong examples of dark and/or “lolz teh random” humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

“Rejected” by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

adding an honorable mention to the duck song

GOT ANY GRAPES?

coffeegirlfriend:

*staring blankly at my phone* why have I come to the rectangle?

carpintransa:

I would literally explote and die without being able to make lists. Thank you lists

zegalba:

Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

dsmsix:

seravph:

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

assassin-sadboy:

txttletale:

txttletale:

i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it’s at (or where it’s presented to me). i like to call it the “i didn’t make you market it that way” rule–like, if lancer’s union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don’t expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like ‘mutual aid’ and 'post-scarcity’ and 'anticapitalist’ when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)’ then i’m not gonna reply with a long post about how it’s ideologically petty-bourgeois–but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist’, then they’ve opened up that can of worms and it’s fair for me to point out that the worms exist.

it’s the same phenomenon where a fantasy novel that says 'for the duration of this fantasy novel you need to just believe in the divine right of kings for the emotional stakes to make sense’ is infinitely less objectionable than a fantasy novel that’s also about restoring a king but takes painstaking time to point out how this king is A Good King who is Progressive and Nice and is going to do Nice Monarchy. when you try to sanitize something you end up turning any otherwise neutral or at least palatable depiction or framework you’ve included into a normative statement!

incognitopolls:

Do you notice/pay attention to the shoes people are wearing?

Always

Most of the time

Sometimes

Rarely

Never

See Results

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

mooniluvyou:

THE VOICES

audacityinblack:

certifiedlibraryposts:

moniquill:

Certified Library Post

It’s actually super important that OP is Indigenous, because Indigenous people were directly involved in the creation of one of the first cultural archives that used audio recordings.

In 1933, ethnologist John Peabody Harrington took up the task of recording and documenting the languages, history and culture of the Indigenous peoples of California and the Big Sur region. Using aluminum discs and wax cylinders, he created the first, and in some cases only, recordings of Indigenous languages, as well as songs, stories and rituals. These recordings would supplement his written records, which would include over a million pages of the phonetics of languages from the top of Alaska to the tip of South America. After his death, over six tons of unpublished records were found stored in various places across the western United States.

The languages he recorded include:

These records are now held at the National Anthropological Archives, which you can browse for free here.

crazy-pages:

haystarlight:

echosjerkblog:

vagiilante:

im-a-luthor:

bereaving:

helloitsbees:

theblessst:

rubysevens:

rubysevens:

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

update:

He did her right

he”?

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

Putting the link in the post.

figthefruitfaeth:

we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

moniquill:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

do you believe in the concept of a soul?

no

yes

See Results

Do you believe in a god?

yes one god

yeah multiple gods

a higher power but not necessarily a “god”

No

See Results

‘higher’ power implies hierarchy; I believe in other beings.

krudman:

trans-ralsei:

tumbwr:

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

reblogging to add the Trans Safety Network guidelines for media engagement

do not engage with the Guardian if you’re trans and a minor. do not speak with the Guardian on DIY HRT.

heck, unless the journalist is reputable and has a track record of good reporting on trans issues, do not speak with them about DIY HRT. seek out your local organisation if you are approached by a journalist.

I obviously can’t verify the screenshot, but the guardian is a toilet, and the guidelines for media engagement posted are worth reading.

It’s never worth engaging with an interviewer that has malicious intent. There’s no good point you can make that they can’t simply redact or spend an infinite amount of time figuring out how to spin in a negative. You’ve almost certainly seen some right wing interviewers who are so inept at this that they make themselves look bad, but even they’re not worth the risk talking to. Their base does not care at best, and it’ll help them at worst.

For the love of god stop

twinkothydrake:

birdsareblooming:

realshinjiikari:

birdsareblooming:

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone’s interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

krudman:

trans-ralsei:

tumbwr:

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

reblogging to add the Trans Safety Network guidelines for media engagement

do not engage with the Guardian if you’re trans and a minor. do not speak with the Guardian on DIY HRT.

heck, unless the journalist is reputable and has a track record of good reporting on trans issues, do not speak with them about DIY HRT. seek out your local organisation if you are approached by a journalist.

I obviously can’t verify the screenshot, but the guardian is a toilet, and the guidelines for media engagement posted are worth reading.

It’s never worth engaging with an interviewer that has malicious intent. There’s no good point you can make that they can’t simply redact or spend an infinite amount of time figuring out how to spin in a negative. You’ve almost certainly seen some right wing interviewers who are so inept at this that they make themselves look bad, but even they’re not worth the risk talking to. Their base does not care at best, and it’ll help them at worst.

krudman:

trans-ralsei:

tumbwr:

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

reblogging to add the Trans Safety Network guidelines for media engagement

do not engage with the Guardian if you’re trans and a minor. do not speak with the Guardian on DIY HRT.

heck, unless the journalist is reputable and has a track record of good reporting on trans issues, do not speak with them about DIY HRT. seek out your local organisation if you are approached by a journalist.

I obviously can’t verify the screenshot, but the guardian is a toilet, and the guidelines for media engagement posted are worth reading.

It’s never worth engaging with an interviewer that has malicious intent. There’s no good point you can make that they can’t simply redact or spend an infinite amount of time figuring out how to spin in a negative. You’ve almost certainly seen some right wing interviewers who are so inept at this that they make themselves look bad, but even they’re not worth the risk talking to. Their base does not care at best, and it’ll help them at worst.

maplebungus-deactivated20221118:

caspersscareschool:

posts that sum up the potential of humanity

incorrect-mikeyway-quotes:

onbestaand:

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

This is beautiful

incorrect-mikeyway-quotes:

onbestaand:

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

This is beautiful

meg-moira:

heytatertot:

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

zegalba:

open-sketchbook:

longdogsinc:

gallusrostromegalus:

libraford:

It was kind of interesting to me that out of all the people in our training group, the ones that were the quickest to form social bonds were the people from way out in the country and the city people just kind of quietly kept to themselves.

But I was definitely accepted as one of the bumpkins.

Oh! This is actually an example of Rural vs Urban manners.

In rural/less densely populated areas, the polite thing is to offer people your time and social energy which is why country people will talk your ear off at the slightest acquaintence- it’s kind of lonely when you have to make an effort to see people, so you Make An Effort ™

In Urban/Densely populated areas, you’re meeting people whether you want to or not, because you are physically close to each other constantly. So the Polite Thing there is to kind of ignore other people and keep strictly to business, so you’re not imposing upon thier (probably already drained) soical spoons.

The city folks will warm right up to you once they get to know you well enough to know that talking to you won’t piss you off.

I grew up rural and live in the SF Bay Area now, and this is exactly how it is.

Appropriate city behavior is about *efficiency*, creating the least friction possible in every interaction because everyone has somewhere to be and is trying to pretend they don’t have strangers in their personal bubble *all day long*.

In SF, chatting with the bank teller a second longer than necessary is rude AF because there are 10 people in line and the teller is running behind and you are inconviencing *everyone*. They will deal with 1000 customers today and they genuinely don’t have it in them to form a friendly relationship with you.

In the little forest where I grew up you could stop your car in the middle of a one lane street to chat up a friend on the sidewalk. Any other cars would just go around you. There wasn’t much traffic, it was fine. If you’re one of 50 people the bank teller is gonna see today and there’s no line, it’s actually nice to ask how their day has been and commiserate about the roadwork at the single downtown traffic light.

City & country folks are operating under very different pressures and both are “right”, but it can be hard for city people to remember how to just…shoot the shit with strangers.

the thing about modern suburbia is that it is the worst of both worlds in this regard

airbenderedacted:

ryngtail:

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

Dongfish

epprbcu:

you know what? screw you get fact-checked. thans to snopes.com

- 🧱

rvexillology:

Yup, thats Hungary for ww1!

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk

Top comment: Pride flag if it was colonized by Hungary. (1918, colorized)

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

pretending songs are about your blorbos is fun until my blorbos are fucking . jesus christ and the goddamn apostles

happy 1k notes to the post that made someone send me a death threat for “sexualizing christianity”

the-zebra-dragon:

twerkyvulture:

Photo of a coelacanth. Text above and below the fish reads "love this animal. the ceiling cat"ALT

grimeclown:

cl0wnc0ll3ge:

megabuild:

megabuild:

megabuild:

i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed

idk if its a minecraft thing or a replay mod thing i dont care whoever is responsible please never get rid of it

I want every family friendly minecraft youtuber to suffer when theyre rendering nice cinematic shots for videos and their sad little blocklet is forced to wack off face up shaders on