April 2024

caats:

transmechanicus:

cathkaesque:

angremlin-deactivated20250312:

f85o-deactivated20230618:

Prosperity gospel christians when you remind them Jesus literally said no rich people go to heaven

Alternatively - the only way rich people can get to heaven involves a large number of circular saws

Camel plinko is a lot more visceral than the horse one…

nick-nonya:

nick-nonya:

What blorbo is that?

oh

scragon:

Something I’ve personally noticed

nick-nonya:

trolling the nihilists epic style by loving and cherishing them for their inherent value

nick-nonya:

have you heard of lemmy

no, never heard of it

I’ve heard of lemmy but never looked into it

i have looked into lemmy but it was too complex / didn’t interest me

I have an account but I’m not active

I have an account but I lurk mostly

I post regularly

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(the federated reddit alternative not the internet funny guy)

nick-nonya:

this is that self love thing right

nick-nonya:

nick-nonya:

r-siken:

a primer for the small weird loves, richard siken

nightmareparade:

platypies:

ninjasmudge:

The One Who Looks at You. havent been able to stop seeing it this way

my immediate thought

insomniac-arrest:

19thcenturyfuck:

The hard truth about autism acceptance that a lot of people don’t want to hear is that autism acceptance also inherently requires acceptance of people who are just weird.

And yes, I mean Those TM people. Middle schoolers who growl and bark and naruto run in the halls. Thirtysomethings who live with their parents. Furries. Fourteen-year-olds who identify as stargender and use neopronouns. Picky eaters. Adults in fandoms. People who talk weird. People who dress weird.

Because autistic people shouldn’t have to disclose a medical diagnosis to you to avoid being mocked and ostracized for stuff that, at absolute worst, is annoying. Ruthlessly deriding people for this stuff then tacking on a “oh, but it’s okay if they’re autistic” does absolutely nothing to help autistic people! Especially when undiagnosed autistic people exist.

Like it or not, if you want to be an ally to autistic people, you’re going to have to take the L and leave eccentric, weird people alone. Even if you don’t know them to be autistic. You shouldn’t be looking for Acceptable Reasons to be mean to people in the first place. Being respectful should be the default.

This reminds me of that global warming comic, like

sayruq:

Gaza’s municipality is trying to raise money to fix and restore Gaza’s water system. Please support them by boosting and/or donating

shithowdy:

the-haiku-bot:

writingamongther0ses:

voxvenati:

Screenshot from twitter user @_sashayed that reads "florist informed my mom the chapel we're doing our tiny ceremony in is full of ghosts. my mom was like oh! ok! will they...will they enjoy the wedding? and the florist said confidently oh, YES." The reply from the same user reads "this is great news bc i was getting real sad about having no guests. we got 250 years of ghosts babey & they are also helping choose the flowers." ALT

“Oh, dear, no! No roses!”

“But roses are traditional!”

“Does this couple seem like a rose couple- MARY PUT DOWN THE LILIES.”

“Does this couple seem

like a rose couple- MARY

PUT DOWN THE LILIES.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

spw-foundation:

juicesocks:

Keep reading

skullndaisy:

Betrayal.

(click for better quality)

dankxsinatra:

woman-becomer:

jovialspecter:

woman-becomer:

jovialspecter:

woman-becomer:

jovialspecter:

woman-becomer:

THATS IT!!

NO MORE JOKES ON TUMBLR

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Knock knock >:::3

ohhhhhh ho ho this better not be a joke

who is there

O R A N G E

ah yes my good pal and friend,

orange

pray tell, exactly,

Orange, Who?

Orange you glad i didnt have a punchline ready :::3

what-even-is-thiss:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

swankyangles:

bruntalism:

I can’t wait till speed runners get a hold of this.

Bro making it reeeeeeal hard to imagine Sisyphus happy

The steam page describes it as “A game about a very happy guy and his boulder.

shadow-von-vamp:

shadow-von-vamp:

i hope all ai users go to hell no matter what

catmask:

i think what ppl who don’t like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn’t because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they’re also 2 feet tall and don’t have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it’s full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!

roguebasil:

fineas-and-pherb:

(x)

@weeniepolice He earned it

oleathe:

Acab because the people that made this meme thinks the cops should just kill someone like this

calware:

calware:

auto-correct:

calware:

the four genders: female, male, nonbinary, and orb

yes but have you considered:

or, better yet:

you guys really need to stop being funnier than me on my own post

fridgebride:

hack-saw2004:

platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they’re enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

this beautiful baby is the son of ibrahim abu raida, the 25 y/o executive director of the al nasser charity in gaza, an organization working to distribute food to the displaced. they have many different ways to donate linked on their instagram (linked above) and also have a personal gfm to help with their own rebuilding efforts that is over 80% of the way to its goal.

april:

gl0wc0r3:

scramratz:

Please be normal

strawdool:

narilamb yurii narilamb yuri savee meee

skeletoninthemelonland:

what the h… they’re tridimensional now!

catsandspacestuff:

rossberrypie:

Our queen

this reminds of these kids I used to nanny. the eldest (8 at the time) taught me how to play chess with this set. I remember him going over the pieces and stated that Luigi was the queen and he, no joke, said “because he’s the nicest and you have to protect someone like that” that has always stuck in my head whenever I see Luigi now

mindfulness-with-mo:

@danidonovan has signed her name at the bottom right of her artwork. Please give her blog a follow for more information on ADHD. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I also pull a lot of my information from additudemag.com. Thankfully, we’re learning more about ADHD every day!

Also, remember, that people without this diagnosis can experience these symptoms, as well. ADHD is more chronic and a daily struggle.

Happy ADHD awareness month all 🤗

bowlifecomics:

It makes me happy when they listen

hammercarexplosion:

actualized-animal:

taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.

number-1-haxorus-fan:

hikari-ni-naritai:

rainbowgod666:

supermunchor:

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

@cheezitthefuzz

thebibliosphere:

I must not start shit online. Starting shit online is the peace-killer. Starting shit online is the little death that brings total obliteration.

I will stay in my fucking lane and let the urge to start shit pass over and through me. And when the urge has passed, I will quietly seethe in Discord chat with my friends and rejoice when karma inevitably gets their asses.

mixedgirlrants:

““Mother,” I slowly repeated in Korean. “I am not a boy. I am a girl. I am transgender.” My face reddened, and tears blurred my vision. I braced myself for her rejection and the end to a relationship that had only begun. Silence again filled the room. I searched my mother’s eyes for any signs of shock, disgust or sadness. But a serene expression lined her face as she sat with ease on the couch. I started to worry that my words had been lost in translation. Then my mother began to speak. “Mommy knew,” she said calmly through my friend, who looked just as dumbfounded as I was by her response. “I was waiting for you to tell me.” “What? How?” “Birth dream,” my mother replied. In Korea some pregnant women still believe that dreams offer a hint about the gender of their unborn child. “I had dreams for each of your siblings, but I had no dream for you. Your gender was always a mystery to me.” I wanted to reply but didn’t know where to begin. My mother instead continued to speak for both of us. “Hyun-gi,” she said, stroking my head. “You are beautiful and precious. I thought I gave birth to a son, but it is OK. I have a daughter instead.””

Andy Marra, The Beautiful Daughter: How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Courage to Transition (via a-witches-brew)

chillyfeetsteak:

lifewithchronicpain:

chillyfeetsteak:

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

I agree with the point of the comic but the idea a wildlife camera is part of this is sending me. Wildlife cameras are fucking awesome and are very often helping people do science to check on wildlife populations and more. No one’s putting a camera on a mountain to spy on you.

this one needs a little more context than i gave it: it wasn’t a wildlife cam, it was pointed specifically at an abandoned camp structure that people like to graffiti

chillyfeetsteak:

lifewithchronicpain:

chillyfeetsteak:

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

I agree with the point of the comic but the idea a wildlife camera is part of this is sending me. Wildlife cameras are fucking awesome and are very often helping people do science to check on wildlife populations and more. No one’s putting a camera on a mountain to spy on you.

this one needs a little more context than i gave it: it wasn’t a wildlife cam, it was pointed specifically at an abandoned camp structure that people like to graffiti

nea-dot-im:

flagitiousbunny:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

When I had open heart surgery, they gave me ‘happy shots’ to calm me for the prep. I don’t remember anything past them prepping the second happy shot.

I come out, spend hospital recovery time as usual, but the nurse who prepped me came out to say hi. It came up that while they finished prep, I just kept telling pirate jokes. He repeated some back to me. They were my favorite ones.

passionpeachy:

A starry blue snail with a glowing full moon for a shell, yellow eyes, and shooting stars for antennae. Its tail is a slightly bigger shooting star with the trail traveling up its body. The craters of the moon form the curl of the snail’s shell. The background is dark blue space with a radial pattern of yellow stars around the center. A snail-shaped watermark that says “passionpeachy” is on the bottom right corner.ALT

moon snail 🌕

strawberrylind:

bad and naughty symbiotes get put in the salad spinner

shiroscosmicass:

giantpetrel:

only-tiktoks:

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

redinthesea:

Turns out I really like DJ War Crimes and his weird little relationship with the Cuttlefish family. Drawing that last one was a mistake cause it made me think of my own grandpa and I got emotional over my drawing tablet would not recommend.

floatingcamel23:

liminal-lesbian:

Hyperspecific poll…2! (I forgot to change the poll length) Which one of these facts about me do you share?

Have a genetic blood condition that makes you resistant to Malaria

Have been chased by your sibling with a knife for fun

First anime was Neon Genesis Evangelion

Have been in a toxic polyamorous throuple

Used to be terrified of spiders but now adore them

Ocean liner obsession

Learned to cook really well to spite your mother

Enjoy the taste of Pepto Bismol

Prefer you pop (or soda) flat and diluted

Have had eye surgery

Mutiple of these (put in tags)

None of these

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the toxic throuple one.

eddiedisasterdiaz:

prime-tiktoks:

depsidase: