April 2024

bovineblogger:

pomeraniandancer:

bovineblogger:

desastreus:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

i wish people talked about watusi more

look at how absurd their horns are i love them in every way

@bovineblogger ?

fun fact their horns are mostly hollow! theyre full of blood vessels, and it helps them cool down ! :3

Where are they located?

My first thought was “somewhere in Polynesia, of course,” but then I remembered that since they’re bovines, that’s probably not very likely.

theyre mostly found in america now, but theyre descended from african sanga cattle!

fun fact, the three main types of cattle include the sanga (originating in sub saharan africa), zebu (originating in south asia), and taurine (originating in the levant, turkey, western iran) cattle! zebu and taurine cattle descend from two seperate domestication events, but we arent sure if the sanga was a third or is related to the taurine!

^sanga, zebu, and taurine cattle

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Breaking bad but instead of meth they make poppers

Schrodinger’s Poppers

were—ralph:

were–ralph:

deepestfriendgoophero:

were–ralph:

maxxayz:

were-ralph:

angstycatthatlikestea:

katlikethesword:

triflesandparsnips:

systlin:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

wereralph:

ruimtetijd:

graceiscringylmao:

wereralph:

smegbertmarbles:

the-peculiar-bi-tch:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

carthages-finest:

wintre-daemon-berserker:

midnight-spectrum-again:

4me2gay0:

baconis42:

spookous:

self-loathsome:

spookous:

wereralph:

pocketdictator:

narutoskneecaps:

thelimeadecat:

eyajii:

wereralph:

bananapeelchunk:

wereralph:

rattmice:

greylilacs:

omigawdmatt:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

wereralph:

plutoniumbombs:

wereralph:

angelgurlhearts-2:

wereralph:

smatter:

wereralph:

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

image

Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

RETURN TO LIFE

were—ralph:

were–ralph:

deepestfriendgoophero:

were–ralph:

maxxayz:

were-ralph:

angstycatthatlikestea:

katlikethesword:

triflesandparsnips:

systlin:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

wereralph:

ruimtetijd:

graceiscringylmao:

wereralph:

smegbertmarbles:

the-peculiar-bi-tch:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

carthages-finest:

wintre-daemon-berserker:

midnight-spectrum-again:

4me2gay0:

baconis42:

spookous:

self-loathsome:

spookous:

wereralph:

pocketdictator:

narutoskneecaps:

thelimeadecat:

eyajii:

wereralph:

bananapeelchunk:

wereralph:

rattmice:

greylilacs:

omigawdmatt:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

wereralph:

plutoniumbombs:

wereralph:

angelgurlhearts-2:

wereralph:

smatter:

wereralph:

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

image

Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

RETURN TO LIFE

were—ralph:

were–ralph:

deepestfriendgoophero:

were–ralph:

maxxayz:

were-ralph:

angstycatthatlikestea:

katlikethesword:

triflesandparsnips:

systlin:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

wereralph:

ruimtetijd:

graceiscringylmao:

wereralph:

smegbertmarbles:

the-peculiar-bi-tch:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

carthages-finest:

wintre-daemon-berserker:

midnight-spectrum-again:

4me2gay0:

baconis42:

spookous:

self-loathsome:

spookous:

wereralph:

pocketdictator:

narutoskneecaps:

thelimeadecat:

eyajii:

wereralph:

bananapeelchunk:

wereralph:

rattmice:

greylilacs:

omigawdmatt:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

wereralph:

plutoniumbombs:

wereralph:

angelgurlhearts-2:

wereralph:

smatter:

wereralph:

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

image

Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

RETURN TO LIFE

i-say-ok:

thesaltofcarthage:

mrswhozeewhatsis:

kingspadedying:

eruvadhril:

sunny-day-sky:

nerdgasrnz:

jedijenkins:

airagorncharda:

petralemaitre:

derryderrydown:

bomberqueen17:

bedbugsbiting:

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

I searched and searched for the post this graphic was from, and the OP deactivated, but I kept the graphic, because my BFF does the same thing, uses her imagination to come up with the worst pain she can imagine and pegs her “10″ there, and so is like, well, I’m conscious, so this must be a 5, and then the doctors don’t take her seriously. (And she then does things like driving herself to the hospital while in the process of giving birth. Probably should have called an ambulance for that one!)

So I found this and sent it to her. Because this is what they want to know: how badly is this pain affecting you? Not on a scale of “nothing” to “how I’d imagine it’d feel if bears were eating my still-living guts while I was on fire”. 

I hate reposting stuff, but I’ll never find that post again and OP is deactivated, so, here’s a repost. I can delete this later, i just wanted to get it to you and I can’t embed images in a chat or an ask. 

This is possibly why it took several weeks to diagnose my fractured spine.

Pain Scale transcription:

10 - I am in bed and I can’t move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the emergency room because of my pain.

9 - My pain is all that I can think about. I can barely move or talk because of my pain.

8 - My pain is so severe that it is difficult to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.

7 - I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.

6 - I think about my pain all of the time. I give up many activities because of my pain.

5 - I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day because of the pain.

4 - I am constantly aware of my pain but can continue most activities.

3 - My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.

2 - I have a low level of pain. I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.

1 - My pain is hardly noticeable.

0 - I have no pain.

It’s also really important to get this kind of scale to people who have chronic pain, because chronic pain drastically lowers your perception of how “bad” any kind of pain actually is, and yet something like this pain scale is extremely user friendly. 

For example, if someone asked me how much pain I’m in at any given time, I’d say hardly any, and yet I’m apparently at a chronic 2.5, and it only goes up from there depending on the day. 

There’s also a similarly useful “Fatigue Scale”

I haven’t been below a 5 on this scale for 4 years 

Here’s the fatigue scale

Fatigue scale image desc:

10: can barely move; can’t talk

9: can barely move; can talk

8: can move, but can’t do much more than watch TV

7: can watch TV and play a game on my phone simultaneously

6: can do work on my computer lying in bed

5: can get around the house, but definitely couldn’t go out

4: can run a light errand

3: can get in my 10,000 steps, making my fitbit happy

2: can do three or more activities in a single day

1: going clubbing!

See also the Mental Health Pain Scale by Graceful Patient:

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Mental Health Pain Scale transcription:

MILD

1 - Everything is a-okay! There is absolutely nothing wrong. You’re probably cuddling a fluffy kitten right now. Enjoy!

2 - You’re a bit frustrated or disappointed, but you’re easily distracted and cheered up with a little effort.

3 - Things are bothering you, but you’re coping. You might be overtired or hungry. The emotional equivalent of a headache.

MODERATE

4 - Today is a bad day (or a few bad days). You still have the skills to get through it, but be gentle with yourself. Use self-care strategies.

5 - Your mental health is starting to impact on your everyday life. Easy things are becoming difficult. You should talk to your doctor.

6 - You can’t do things the way you usually do them due to your mental health. Impulsive and compulsive thoughts may be hard to cope with.

SEVERE

7 - You’re avoiding things that make you more distressed, but that will make it worse. You should definitely seek help. This is serious.

8 - You can’t hide your struggles any more. You may have issues sleeping, eating, having fun, socialising, and work/study. Your mental health is affecting almost all parts of your life.

9 - You’re at a critical point. You aren’t functioning any more. You need urgent help. You may be a risk to yourself or others if left untreated.

10 - The worst mental and emotional distress possible. You can no longer care for yourself. You can’t imagine things getting any worse. Contact a crisis line immediately.

These are so important! SO SO IMPORTANT SHARE THIS AND SAVE IT TO SHOW YOUR DOCTORS!

This is the first time I’ve seen the fatigue scale, and HOLY MOLY that’s a revelation!!! These should be on all hospital and doctor office walls.

I’ve never seen the mental health one! or the fatigue one! I printed out the pain one and gave it to my GP. 

ok!!!

i-say-ok:

dorkichiban:

triviallytrue:

people who don’t follow chess I promise this post is really funny

Karpov had cemented his position as the world’s best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players’ health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

ok.

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Tumblr Code.

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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transarsonist:

idiotdotdotdot:

disturbingly average customer service experience

candycatstuffs:

candycatstuffs:

candycatstuffs:

candycatstuffs:

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

She never finds out about perry fighting him cuz shes always trying to bust her brothers while doof liveblogs getting his ass kicked

they have carl blocked

(@cogcltrcorn )

HELP

somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

image

PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

image

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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alwinfy:

alwinfy:

thick ass snake printed on the brazilian paper money

tsuchinoko real

hammercarexplosion:

80% of “passing” is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

sunspeaking:

dimittas:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

What?

robotlyra:

depsidase:

stickyfrogs:

Jens and Voigt continue their Important Discussion from last night!

shychick-52:

This is why we can’t have nice things…


dinoserious:

colro blocked sketch of a shadowy giratina with red detailing staring straight at the viewer with wide eyes like a playful cat. it is in a wide stance, as if it just came to a stop after running around. it has somewhat childlike proportioning. it is cut off by the canvas size before its last set of legs. "play toys with me" is written in all caps in white at the top of the image. the background is a purple gradient with a starry patternALT

please? please? please?

ad-wills:

writers and artists will go “this isn’t good enough.” my brother in christ, you’re creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you’re doing great.

prokopetz:

I don’t disagree that restaurants as an institution have numerous problems, but sometimes I’ll see a restaurant-critical post cross my dash whose author clearly just looked up the history of the word “restaurant” and immediately started banging on about how the food service industry in its entirety is a bourgeois invention that sprang from the aftermath of the French Revolution, and prior to that time people only ever ate food prepared in the home, evidently completely unaware of the copious evidence that the public fried-food stand is literally as old as writing.

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the-lumpfish-king:

Chilchuck from Delicious in Dungeon/ Dungeon Meshi

bed-wed-behead-your-fave:

Finally. Redemption

Bed Wed or Behead Chilchuck Tims from Dungeon Meshi.

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terri-theslime13:

mayhemchicken-artblog:

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

“In what context are these colors pretty”

Those colours are pretty right there in front of you

yugiohz:

yugiohz:

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

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tall-wolf-of-tarth:

Work it girl

animentality:

boopsloop656:

cannibalchicken:

nopizzaaftermidnight:

thanook:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

junnihilation:

bgm05:

bgm05:

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

CLICK THE FIRST POST

shynetyme06:

Sighhhh thinks about PJ

kave-elott-ne-szolj-hozzam:

cosmonautroger:

washing machine

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

wym his constant attacks on renewable energy are bs

i can’t tell which state i hate more oklahoma or texas tbh

itgetsbetter:

Some proof that there ARE elected officials out there, like Vice Mayor Sean Cummings in Oklahoma, who are standing up for LGBTQ+ youth like Nex Benedict and calling out the fact that our words and rhetoric DO matter.

[Context: In this video, Sean Cummings is seen speaking to Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters referring to the death of student Nex Benedict].

ihavenocontrolofmylifeeither:

gracelingwithpoisewithoutgrace:

unlovelyspace:

unlovelyspace:

say it louder

somehow this post made it to terfs and transphobes who think this means “men who think they’re women are a harmful to women” or “identifying as nonbinary is harmful to [binary] trans people” etc. which is NOT WHAT IT MEANS. the poster of the tweet is nonbinary and trans, and i am nonbinary and trans (and trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary identities are valid, etc). 

This tweet means that trans identities and pronouns are valid and should be talked about as such. Language matters. I don’t “identify as nonbinary,” I AM nonbinary. I don’t “prefer they/them pronouns,” they/them ARE my pronouns. “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.

To reiterate: “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.

i think this speaks for itself

listen to Loki, people.

brooke2valley:

pineapplerightsideupcake:

brooke2valley:

Hateful, wrong and- B O R I N G

Seriously, they think they’re making anything better? It’s harming mental health, it’s against the science, anti human rights and B O R I N G

serious I do not understand.

Science facts don’t change based on how they make you feel or how interesting you find them personally.

There are two human sexes.

And if we want to talk boring, let’s talk about the gender movement taking what used to be called “personality” and “self expression” and decided to put them into gendered boxes so they could look special on social media.

There’s not just 2 sexes.

Sex in humans as well as other animals is bi-modal, meaning there is male on one end and female on the other, and there’s many types of people who are intersex in between the two modes.

That’s just sex though, and gender isn’t even the same as gender expression or gender roles.

Gender is a self determined identity.

Gender expression is the way someone chooses to express that identity.

And gender roles are the socially constructed boxes that people have for “typical” behavior associated with those genders.

For some people, all of these line up pretty cleanly, for others, they do not.

Proper boundaries

hedwig-dordt:

ziggy-solarecreator:

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it’s an important distinction. You cannot CANNOT control what other people do. You shouldn’t want to, but that’s another kettle of fish. You have control over you.