April 2024

2003s-greatest-horrorshow:

brawltogethernow:

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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

[The divine feminine] is stored in the [wisdom teeth]

I read that Spamton style

theonewhobleats:

When you are immortal you have all the time in the world to learn new skills.

AITA for becoming a supervillain?

I used to be a famous toymaker! Everyone loved my toys and business was great! That is, until VIDEO GAMES came along and RUINED EVERYTHING. I was given no choice but to go on a quest to destroy my video game enemies- and also maybe stealing some money on the side being a supervillian. And now a purple costumed clown is trying to stop me! All I'm trying to do is destroy what put me out of business! Is that really so bad?

aita-blorbos:

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

See Results

soul-hammer:

determinate-negation:

determinate-negation:

crimethinc:

“It Is an Honor to Be Suspended for Palestine”

Dispatches from the Solidarity Encampment at Columbia University

https://crimethinc.com/Columbia2024

In this in-depth report, participants offer a blow-by-blow account of the events at Columbia, appraising the tactics that the demonstrators have employed and the challenges that they face.

since the white house put out a ridiculous statement condemning the protests i want to reiterate again that many of the students involved are jewish, there has always been a large jewish presence at these protests in nyc and in campus organizing for palestine

anyways heres a thread of people celebrating passover at the columbia encampment

As someone on SA said, ‘Grant Miner’ is an incredibly auspicious grad student name.

caats:

feedermercury:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

hey fuck u megan kelly

also this reminds me of the time my super religious grandma went on a super angry rant about “WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY JESUS IS WHITE” and how racist it is i love her

Hey dont cry. Toast a piece of bread and butter it. Add a spoonful of sugar and a sprinkle of cinnamons

eating-the-inedible:

eating-the-inedible:

yes yes yes

best ask

tundrakatiebean:

chasingtheskyline:

the-eldritch-it-gay:

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240:

the-eldritch-it-gay:

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240:

the-eldritch-it-gay:

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn’t want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.

OP making the bed

ubernegro:

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

crabhousecrafting:

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

parakeet:

parakeet:

parakeet:

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

cannibalchicken:

He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

oneheadtoanother:

foone:

foone:

foone:

foone:

ARGH

more details to follow

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Elon fucking Musk!

So I met him, against my will. I actually got introduced to him, which I also didn’t want. Don’t tell Elon who I am!

But yeah, that brings the number of terrible people I’ve inexplicably been in close contact with to 2, after that time I accidentally got in an elevator with Notch.

I almost got Moot (former owner and creator of 4chan) as well, because he offered me a job as 4chan’s first full-time non-remote employee, but I turned him down. Thankfully (This was in 2007-2008).

Hopefully this number doesn’t go any higher.

foxmulderswaifu5ever:

aspergrl:

foxmulderswaifu5ever:

foxmulderswaifu5ever:

creepymutelilbugger:

lorddoom01:

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics’ robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

GIRL

😟

remindertoclick:

Here’s your daily reminder to click for Palestine!!!

nokiisland:

getting high and seeing an animal you’ve never seen before is scary as fuck i just saw a caterpilla rspecies i haven;t seen…

dcartcorner:

ancient

the-crone:

the-crone:

My new bread pans make the most… Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

THE TAURUSES ARE BULLYING ME!!!!!

rocksandaces:

One of the things that allo society did wrong is using the term “sexual needs”. These are not needs. Drinking is a need, sleeping is a need, eating, resting and breathing are needs. If you don’t do them, you die. Sex is not a need, it is a want (a valid want, don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with wanting sex) and I’m tired of hearing someone has “their needs”. It’s a gross thing to say that is often used to excuse not just aphobia but also r*pe (especially domestic), cheating and treating women like properties.

For anyone who thinks sex is a need I want to point out that celibate monks are among the healthiest people in the world. They haven’t died out yet

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

yourhometowncryptid:

this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

Please edit this image responsibly

vvvarinn:

alexilulu:

vvvarinn:

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he’s naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

cetitan:

cetitan:

I LOVE YOU!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

feedermercury:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

hey fuck u megan kelly

also this reminds me of the time my super religious grandma went on a super angry rant about “WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY JESUS IS WHITE” and how racist it is i love her

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

thegreatgeodo:

the-autistic-spider:

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

7

7 god damn bedrocks

@thegreatgeodo

curse you

curse me? With what?! I AM ALREADY A CURSED ONE!

rainymaeflowers:

shift-dreamr:

donotopendeadinside:

helloitsbreeisnotonline:

seitanickush:

gqa1:

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

:)

Fuck yeah

plz

everythingfox:

He’s so cool

linuxealcipher:

cannibalchicken:

@basyacriptid u

fallen-and-holy:

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

fallen-and-holy:

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

weirdplutoprince:

ID: An Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint comic. Kim Dokja sweats and asks, "My birthday? ... It's been a while since I kept track, so does it really matter?" Biyoo, stone-faced, sends the text, "He's home. Get his ass."

Han Sooyoung, Yoo Joonghyuk, Lee Gilyoung, and Shin Yoosung appear, all wearing party hats as hearts float around them. The kids hold balloons and shout "Surprise" as Yoo Joonghyuk (blank-faced but blushing) holds a cake with a question mark candle. Han Sooyoung, also blushing, grins, "We love you, dipshit."

The last panel shows Kim Dokja kneeling on the ground and crying, sending everyone else into shocked distress. The caption says: "He cried for 30 minutes." End IDALT

birthday boy

assignedmale:

So the new anti-trans talking point is… *checks notes* that there are not enough detransitioners? sigh

kqluckity:

this is so fucking funny wait

ur-daily-inspiration:

anton-exe:

anton-exe:

its-just-hyper:

goodnightguys:

important-animal-images:

@anton-exe

THE ALLEGATIONS

Q⃞ Q⃞

hiruseki:

really fucks me up that kim dokja killing kim namwoon is initially played off as a joke because he didn’t like his character in the novel, only for it to later be revealed that he sees his younger self in knw and is just projecting his own self loathing, only for it to later be revealed he resents that knw is continuously forgiven and accepted by yoo joonghyuk despite being fucked up, only for it to later be revealed that this is because kdj hates himself so much that he believes he is the only person who doesn’t deserve to be forgiven or accepted. demon king of salvation who doesn’t think he deserves to be saved. kind of crazy

microtyalm13:

anton-exe:

dartp:

sirompp:

eater-of-the-sand:

sirompp:

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

can you please make one for Ireland

yeah okay

@anton-exe

thisbis the third time i’m reblogging this post

stab

anton-exe:

anton-exe:

wait no i’m not ceas🗡️

i can’t belive a whole THREE of my mutuals betrayed me by stabbing (reblogging) me. smh bunch of traitors

anton-exe:

affricative-collective:

writing-prompt-s:

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”

@anton-exe

ok but this implies my parents would catch my vague hints like the pirde badges on my school backpack or my whatsapp profile picture (which is the exact same as on here)

anton-exe:

the-nintendo-dsi:

anton-exe:

hellenhighwater:

starlightshadowsworld:

hellenhighwater:

Why does Malice look like a mob boss waiting to get out of prison so she can take revenge on everyone who wronged her?

Dude her name is Malice, what did you expect?

You’ve got the order of events backwards here. She doesn’t look like a mafioso because her name is Malice. Her name is Malice because I saw this thing

and knew precisely what I was getting.

@prowerhour-reeggtivated20231123 hey look it’s you /silly

NYALLEGATIONS

THE SHOE’S ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW HUH?

anton-exe:

disteal:

disteal:

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

@polynumerus core

redavexat:

pigswithwings:

fourteenth-ascian:

happy 4/20

[ID: A screenshot of a 4chan thread. An anonymous user has posted the text (in all caps) “Ok 4chin (4chan) it is time for mystery box. First cloo (clue) is something green”. The post is accompanied by an image of Kermit the frog standing next to the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, who is holding a pink box with a question mark. Another anonymous user responds (in all caps) “Weed”. The first user replies (in all caps) “It’s not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner” accompanied by an image of Kermit the frog with his mouth open, as if yelling. End ID]

sch-uwu-lchen:

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

magiashley:

magiashley:

i honestly think the “oc dont steal” brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

nothing could top this

Bisexual rep