Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
[The divine feminine] is stored in the [wisdom teeth]
I used to be a famous toymaker! Everyone loved my toys and business was great! That is, until VIDEO GAMES came along and RUINED EVERYTHING. I was given no choice but to go on a quest to destroy my video game enemies- and also maybe stealing some money on the side being a supervillian. And now a purple costumed clown is trying to stop me! All I'm trying to do is destroy what put me out of business! Is that really so bad?
In this in-depth report, participants offer a blow-by-blow account of the events at Columbia, appraising the tactics that the demonstrators have employed and the challenges that they face.
since the white house put out a ridiculous statement condemning the protests i want to reiterate again that many of the students involved are jewish, there has always been a large jewish presence at these protests in nyc and in campus organizing for palestine
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
hey fuck u megan kelly
also this reminds me of the time my super religious grandma went on a super angry rant about “WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY JESUS IS WHITE” and how racist it is i love her
why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth
I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn’t want to make my blanket number look excessive
Are you okay
The results are inconclusive on that.
Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.
if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away
So I met him, against my will. I actually got introduced to him, which I also didn’t want. Don’t tell Elon who I am!
But yeah, that brings the number of terrible people I’ve inexplicably been in close contact with to 2, after that time I accidentally got in an elevator with Notch.
I almost got Moot (former owner and creator of 4chan) as well, because he offered me a job as 4chan’s first full-time non-remote employee, but I turned him down. Thankfully (This was in 2007-2008).
One of the things that allo society did wrong is using the term “sexual needs”. These are not needs. Drinking is a need, sleeping is a need, eating, resting and breathing are needs. If you don’t do them, you die. Sex is not a need, it is a want (a valid want, don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with wanting sex) and I’m tired of hearing someone has “their needs”. It’s a gross thing to say that is often used to excuse not just aphobia but also r*pe (especially domestic), cheating and treating women like properties.
For anyone who thinks sex is a need I want to point out that celibate monks are among the healthiest people in the world. They haven’t died out yet
its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good
he’s naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
hey fuck u megan kelly
also this reminds me of the time my super religious grandma went on a super angry rant about “WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY JESUS IS WHITE” and how racist it is i love her
really fucks me up that kim dokja killing kim namwoon is initially played off as a joke because he didn’t like his character in the novel, only for it to later be revealed that he sees his younger self in knw and is just projecting his own self loathing, only for it to later be revealed he resents that knw is continuously forgiven and accepted by yoo joonghyuk despite being fucked up, only for it to later be revealed that this is because kdj hates himself so much that he believes he is the only person who doesn’t deserve to be forgiven or accepted. demon king of salvation who doesn’t think he deserves to be saved. kind of crazy
“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”
ok but this implies my parents would catch my vague hints like the pirde badges on my school backpack or my whatsapp profile picture (which is the exact same as on here)
i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
[ID: A screenshot of a 4chan thread. An anonymous user has posted the text (in all caps) “Ok 4chin (4chan) it is time for mystery box. First cloo (clue) is something green”. The post is accompanied by an image of Kermit the frog standing next to the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, who is holding a pink box with a question mark. Another anonymous user responds (in all caps) “Weed”. The first user replies (in all caps) “It’s not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner” accompanied by an image of Kermit the frog with his mouth open, as if yelling. End ID]