April 2024

riddlediddleraddadtwo:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

bovineblogger:

vampiricicarus:

the-haiku-bot:

fox-graves:

The Bull of Minos wishes for a kinder myth where he can be free

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Needle felt Minotaur, handmade by me.

The Bull of Minos

wishes for a kinder myth

where he can be free

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@bovineblogger

do you love him

I LOVE HIM !!

alienbycomics:

Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

What do conductors even do like actually

pointless-achievements:

pointless-achievements:

fearthefuzzybear:

queer-as-city-folk:

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

our beautiful rail line… (so far)

Achievement Unlocked:

Tumblr-Pacific Railroad

Keep hammerin’ boys, we have to connect the SuperWhoLock blogs to the gimmick blogs by the end of the month or we’ll fall behind schedule!

Achievement Unlocked:

Hang On Let Me Google Something

…Okay this is funny.

victini:

0ndo:

victini:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

trans-ralsei:

tumbwr:

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

reblogging to add the Trans Safety Network guidelines for media engagement

do not engage with the Guardian if you’re trans and a minor. do not speak with the Guardian on DIY HRT.

heck, unless the journalist is reputable and has a track record of good reporting on trans issues, do not speak with them about DIY HRT. seek out your local organisation if you are approached by a journalist.

newheidecker:

newheidecker:

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

inkdrinkerofthevoid:

I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me

conzoop:

penis? fart

my Simpson? Bart

Rollin up to the carnival with joy in my heart

getting dizzy on the rides and getting scared at the art

hugintheraven:

saint-ambrosef:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

king-cricket:

fluffygif:

Amazing dominoes structure

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

So this video is 40 seconds long. And it has 190,000 notes. Rounded up to 200K because I’m lazy. So if everyone who enjoyed it interacted with this post once, and they enjoyed all 40 seconds of the video(both of those are questionable, but bear with me), that’s 8,000,000 seconds of entertainment on this site alone. 133,333 minutes. 2,222 hours. Yes, it was a lot of work for a few seconds of chaotic pleasure. But that’s a lot of chaotic pleasure for a little bit of work. 

fuckyeahbiguys:

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

another fat fuck friday is upon us

thegreatgeodo:

the-faultofdaedalus:

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

Seguir leyendo

So is this still a Dream or

oysterloaf:

national-shitpost-registry:

It is so so important to show that queer people have always existed and are allowed to live long, happy lives. Young queer people–especially those in conservative areas–need to know that being queer is not a death sentence. Despite the many struggles we have faced, throughout history there have always been queer lives filled with joy and love. and you will find yours.

Beautifully, I’ve just discovered the photographer has all of these images available on their website to view:

apolladay:

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All the time

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Rarely

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tomcruisingthroughlife:

hack-saw2004:

hack-saw2004:

HAPPENING NOW: texas state troopers are menacing a pro palestine protest on ut austin’s campus. AN ENCAMPMENT HASNT EVEN BEEN ESTABLISHED YET

one arrest has been made at ut austin so far. protesters are seemingly boxed in on all sides. in a follow up tweet to this one, op notes students are attempting to dearrest the protester.

edit: after having posted this i found a tweet from ut austin’s newspaper saying a second person has been arrested.

numinous-queer:

ultrainfinitepit:

ultrainfinitepit:

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this

feefal:

feefal:

#funguary day 1, Mycena subcyanocephala! Or Blue Bonnet mushroom. A newly discovered mushroom from Taiwan - it’s only been seen about 8 times.

I need y’all to understand just how SMALL this mushroom is

terri-theslime13:

homoeroticjunoincident:

>maybe The Timeloop would fix me

no. your brain is lying. youve been here before. The Timeloop will make it worse. go do a leisure activity. The Timeloop is bad

No The Timeloop is my friend The Timeloop would never hurt me The Timeloop will fix me

mangedog:

this is a way better model… you’ll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can’t see the full form, but i’d suggest having a “something else” option and dominant hormone question too.]

bitemeilovewaffles:

dollsahoy:

queerism1969:

the quotes are from here

Women just never stop fucking winning, do they?

souldoes-things:

ialwaysthinktooloud:

drowns-your-posts:

entity56:

gimmick-thief:

achivement-unlocked:

mortimermcmirestinks:

mechamothgirl:

hahawasabi-deactivated20250604:

kirexa:

charliesunreyes:

sharkbutthoohaahaa:

cardinalfeng:

kulvefaggoth:

littlegoldfinchh:

littlegoldfinchh:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

don’t worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

Don’t worry, I got this one


souldoes-things:

ialwaysthinktooloud:

ashen-crest:

decorative-plant:

made by yours (un)truly

see this person gets it

I dont-


I don’t think they’ll all fit

me with my 100 dice

anexperimentallife:

bamsara:

Why am I writing assassination attempts at 2:36am

scramratz:

Please be normal

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption: [A stitch with user @/sapphicyuji. The text on screen reads, “ "you can’t misgender cis people!”, you have never had your gender questioned outside of your transness and it shows. sincerely, a trans poc".

I’m actually super glad we’re having a conversation about this. The masculinization of black and brown women, because for years I felt like I endured this unique form of trauma until I realized other people went through the same thing too. And if there’s one thing that I’d like to add to the conversation, there seems to be this misconception that this is something that starts at puberty. Like boys tell you you look like a man to hurt your feeling when that’s so far from the case.

The first time I was purposefully misgendered was in kindergarten. I was constantly referred to by the masculine variant of my name, I was chased out of the women’s restroom, and I had grown adults questioning what my biological sex was before I even knew what the difference was. And those behaviors persisted into adulthood because now if I present as anything less than 100% feminine, people will either compare me to men or animals.

And for myself and for many other brown and black women this is a life long act deliberately intended to humiliate, shame, and other us for the features we were naturally born with and I’m glad we’re having a discussion on how harmful it actually is.]

Confession on anon because I do not wanna lose my job:


The kids playing Fortnite are not alright. So much casual sexual harassment and slur hurling. And I don't even think they are learning it from the adults they are playing with, because the adults are generally wondering where the kids learned it from.

eating-the-inedible:

this is very concerning

moniquill:

boy-cow:

soulmvtes:

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys those greedy bastards in the northern hemisphere are stealing our FUCKING SUN!!

Orbital physics and axial tilt said it’s our turn to use the sun.

cornpopwasframed:

oleathe:

Acab because the people that made this meme thinks the cops should just kill someone like this

Cops having a chuckle because they’re too cowardly to take a beating in order to save a life. All cops are cowards.

twilightofthesandwiches:

What is the FIRST thing you’re gonna do if you had a Time Machine?

Travel to prehistoric times and see ancient extinct animals with your own eyes

Travel to a heavily-contested historical event to see what REALLY happened

Experience a defunct theme park ride or another ephemeral form of entertainment

Track down a piece of now-Lost Media and bring it to the Present Day

Troll your fandom by posting the most implausible but 100 accurate ‘predictions’

Travel to a different time period and try to live in it for a week

Get extra free time by looping back to the start of your weekend/day off

Travel back in time to punch your most loathed historical figure in the face

Go visit your past self and try and give yourself some good advice

Go to the future to get yourself some lottery numbers

Prank Conspiracy Theorists by appearing in the background of famous photographs

Try and kill your own grandfather just to see what happens

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sleepimali:

Just me?

iberiancadre:

[person in the late 1700s voice] and just when are you going to end feudalism? the holy roman emperor will just send hundreds of thousands of troops to quell your rebellions. we aren’t getting anywhere like this, and haven’t you heard the monarchs are adopting enlightened ideas anyway? there have been no successful capitalist states, all of the attempts have turned into failures or have installed a new monarch

dabwax-deactivated20250410:

It’s lesbian visibility week and I posted like two years ago a cute vid of me kissing Bambi on tiktok and got dog piled by thousands of bigots calling me a rapist and a monster and a man and telling me to die to the point Bambi was crying about that shit two days ago

And every lesbian visibility graphic that includes other marginalized lesbians has nothing to say about intersex lesbians. Support every kind of lesbian but forget we exist and ignore it when we are choked out of our communities. Erase us and never fucking acknowledge us and enjoy your fucking pride

mlmxreader:

just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists’ music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel’s entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

digitaldiscipline:

I am neither horny nor embarrassed

Uhuh

<3

<3

revilonilmah:

Sleepy Eepy Mareepy

hrmsketches:

shittycryptids:

A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

image

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

the entire argument to ban tiktok from dems and republicans previously has been “national security threats” from china, with the evidence of tiktok as a national security threat being “just trust me”

now people have brought up since the beginning that this is obviously in reality a politically and financially motivated ban, but like a year ago on here you’d get called a CCP shill for saying “maybe the US government does not have good intentions with the tiktok ban” lol

“national security” as an argument for restriction of freedom of information from the US government should be an immediate red flag not a fucking sign of good policy. like does anyone remember the patriot act?

hellothepixel:

himejoshiknight:

roisheep:

euniexenoblade:

mariapoda:

genderoutlaws:

buppydoll-deactivated20241119:

buppydoll-deactivated20241119:

bobbysox:

i think the whole thing is wonderful

oh my bad! i posted this months ago but i shouldve included what the book is, this was from kate bornstein’s “my gender workbook: how to become a real man, a real woman, the real you, or something else entirely” and it’s also on internet archive where you can borrow it for an hour

you can also download the new edition directly as a pdf here !

animentality:

snaxle:

snaxle:

snaxle:

some of you are dangerously susceptible to men hating terf ideology

like yesss girl!💅 SLAY! yess ew all men gross! all men in relationships do this one thing that every other man in the world does!💖🥰 #i hate men ‼ #men suck 😘🙌 ok now tell me your opinions on trans people

trans allies and/or are trans people themselves are not immune to terf propaganda

sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway:

My boyfriend’s professor doesn’t believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

fullcravings:

Bakery Style Giant Sugar Cookies

Bed wed behead Aventurine's boss form from Honkai Star Rail

bed-wed-behead-your-fave:

Bed Wed or Behead Aventurine’s boss form from Honkai Star Rail.

Bed

Wed

Behead

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