winsaykophum:

liavid:

memewhore:

His current plan is to boost Florida’s economy by investing in city infrastructure and green energy, to give back to the middle class that, he believes, kept Florida running, and wishes to further protect from climate change by investing in both state wide and country wide green policies. Russell also wishes to dismantle discrimination in his state and country, protect families and workers through affordable housing and wages, to address gun reform and the use the new bipartisan background check act, and, finally, wishes to institute reproductive rights for all and focus on women’s issues in the state.

winsaykophum:

liavid:

memewhore:

His current plan is to boost Florida’s economy by investing in city infrastructure and green energy, to give back to the middle class that, he believes, kept Florida running, and wishes to further protect from climate change by investing in both state wide and country wide green policies. Russell also wishes to dismantle discrimination in his state and country, protect families and workers through affordable housing and wages, to address gun reform and the use the new bipartisan background check act, and, finally, wishes to institute reproductive rights for all and focus on women’s issues in the state.

icechippies:

I don’t remember if I posted these or not but anyway:

Got shrimp?

sayruq:

ALT

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Palestinians in the West Bank tearing down the apartheid wall.

Credit to @caniscathexis for showing me this

thevvitchbitch:

:

People on this app will say shit like “be gay do crime!” And call themselves a “tranny genderfuck” and then clutch their pearls when a trans women calls herself a bi lesbian

ayeforscotland:

lakemojave:

kalichnikov:

myconetted:

myconetted:

msexcelfractal:

The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year

the entire US military. only 640x worse? holy fuck. the US military employs. more than 640 people. either this is wrong or taylor is on some next level shit

ALT

thx for checkin @d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r

i’ll point out the US military still employs more than roughly 6000 people

The US military employs about 2.86 million people worldwide. That means they generated about 17 tonnes of emissions per person, a figure substantially smaller than Swift’s alone

In fact, you might say that Taylor Swift has personally generated the emissions of 465 members of one of the world’s largest polluters. I wouldn’t say that remotely absolves her

This is like crypto bros defending how much power Bitcoin uses by saying banks leave ATMs on all night.

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

scurvioli:

corrodedparadox:

You telling me…

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Love this style really captures the rice

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

symbolblue:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

foone:

noodlegodorwhateverthefuck:

foone:

foone:

thicc-astronaut:

foone:

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth

God damn you that’s perfect

I honestly can’t believe how many people have replied or reblogged with “why were you trying to figure out if Kermit could be Pope?”

Why wouldn’t I? Isn’t that the kind of thing you google just for fun?

Come on, live a little.

The pathways of the ADHD mind are myriad and marvelous and none can know where they will end up when their stroll begins

exactly! and sometimes where you end up is at “COULD KERMIT BE A POPE?”

Wait thats a collar?

it is if you want him to be eligible for… popedom? is that the word

I always just assumed he had a weird frog frill. Now i know hes a man of the lord.

nerdicorntheshipper:

If colors had tumblr

🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it’s literally r G b

⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

uhh… i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don’t get the recognition you deserve but you don’t have to put down other colors

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

at least you’re on the color wheel :(

159,903 notes

💎 cyan-ide Follow

I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It’s literally such a red flag

255 notes

🔍 clearasday Follow

not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

1516 notes

🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

you’re in her dms, i’m a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

541,094 notes

🍎 rubyred Follow

if you can’t be represented by a wavelength of light you’re not a real color

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

tired of ppl telling me i’m the “absence of color” and therefore not a color myself. like you don’t get to choose how I identify!

980,195 notes

🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven’t gone anywhere

🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sounds like a skill issue????

765 notes

💎 cyan-ide Follow

stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

💙 therealroyalblue Follow

yeah i’m so much hotter than that

💎 cyan-ide Follow

fuck you

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thank you for coming to my tumblr post

paper-mario-wiki:

wukker:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

hey here’s a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you’re probably lookin to download stuff off of.

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i’m happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their “about” section, but here’s the basic important stuff:

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it’s real useful 🙏

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

choose one shitty mental health task

brush your tooth, just pick one of them

drink some microwaved water

think really *really* hard about stretching

pick up one thing up off of your bedroom floor and replace it with a new thing

invert your pillowcases

take all the dishes in your room and make a little tower with them

swap the contents of your shirt drawer and your sock drawer

breathe directly on a plant to give it carbon dioxide

take an evil shower (a shower with the lights turned off)

See Results

you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

ALT

I like to pretend I’m back in the womb

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

laughingpokemon:

duckbunny:

aropride:

aropride:

“nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life” ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i’m busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

nuclei don’t touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

I needed this

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

dineth-the-chilly:

potion curdled :(

Make cheese potion

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

literally-hottopic:

zcatpigz:

Theyre so talented :) <3

@the-magic-spencers @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Its like looking into a yarn mirror

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

finlizziah:

twinkboom1:

I love chimpingway

I wanna see green dog

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

socialistexan:

Conservatives finally say the quiet part out loud:

They would rather have a dead child than a trans child.

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

memewhore:

🦕

🧍

👈😲

skajador:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

If you’ve ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I’m like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There’s a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It’s sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
2. You want DENSE pitaya. It’s like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
3. You want ROUND. I don’t really know why but the longer ones ain’t usually as sweet.
4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it’s pink on the inside or not.
5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

socialistexan:

Conservatives finally say the quiet part out loud:

They would rather have a dead child than a trans child.

butchhatred:

runawaycarouselhorse:

ALT

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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

Help Aser and his family evacuate Gaza, organized by Mohammed Alassar

They are almost halfway there btw

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

shrimpapalooza:

Filter feeding with their filter fan hands

Kyoshi warrior in training

totally-a-wizard:

orteil42:

uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing’s edible

ALT

effemimaniac:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

ARGENTINA

this is from one of the worst guides to slur reclamation I’ve seen but gay argentina really blindsided me why can the terminally online gayboys not settle on a flag for their digital separatist micronations

ALT

@fruity-bats BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏻🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

TRANSSEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

blackpearlblast:

a video call for help from @haya-orouq19 who is in gaza

[Transcript: Please don’t scroll if you want to help a family in Gaza. Hey everyone, this is Haya Orouq, I am 18 years old from Gaza City. Today is the 167th day of the war in Gaza City. And through this war we lost our house, my university was bombed. My whole childhood neighborhood area was completely damaged. We have been displaced to three different places in search of a safer place but unfortunately there’s no safer place in Gaza. Everywhere there’s bombing, everywhere is dangerous, so we are now displaced in Deir al-Balah. And me and my family lost everything, we have nothing left here in Gaza.

And my mom is very sick also, she is suffering from Lupus and because she has Lupus, she is a kidney failure patient in need of an urgent treatment and care outside of Gaza. The hospitals here is so poor and bad and the quality of her treatment is getting worse and worse because the quality of the hospitals is bad, because of the conditions of the war. So please guys, help my family, we deserve to- we deserve a decent life, we deserve to start a new beginning and deserve a new life.

So, here’s the link in the bio and you can help me by sharing the video, repost, comment, like, whatever you can do can help. Every one dollar can make a difference. You can make life-changing difference to my family, you can save my family, you can save my mom. I am also trying to reach out to as many celebrities who are interested in helping people like me by making videos about the family that needs help in Gaza, like me. So I will mention them in the comment and please go to them, ask them to share my videos, and to make a video about my campaign and ask them to share my link. This is so urgent, I need your help guys because my account is prevented from receiving and sending messages so I can’t reach out with them. I will mention them so please help me, and help my family.

I can’t bear seeing my mom struggling with death because she has a dangerous disease which is Lupus and she is a kidney failure patient and I can’t bear seeing my older sister suffering from hunger. So please guys, you can do it and please make #HelpHayasFamily. Share this video, whatever you can do can help. You can share the link as widely as possible, you can share the video. End of transcript.]

you can donate to her campaign here!

Donate to URGENT HELP help my family to evacuate Gaza, organized by Haya Orouq

sayruq:

US to veto Palestinian request for full UN membership

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening.

Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N.

He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas.

“And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn’t have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.

theriu:

wine-dark-sea:

I can’t explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

At first I was amazed and delighted and then I realized this is exactly the level of wit you should expect from a child who chose to dress as a baguette for trick or treating and I was even further delighted

n0turgothgirlfriend:

natus-ex-astris:

punkitt-is-here:

radiofreederry:

this is cinema

Pause this on each screen, because there’s stuff in here I wasn’t aware of and I’m sure I’m not the only one. This isn’t just cinema, this is free education and I’m grateful for it.

I took screenshots

tumblr put them in reverse chronological for some reason

asteroidtroglodyte:

kedreeva:

esoomris:

guerrillatech:

Wow…. so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person…… to save the lives of many people…. who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

konoko:

girlinlavender:

reminder that young, white, allosexual, alloromantic, cisgender queer people are not the only queer people and should not be the only queer representation ever. PLEASE, more black trans women, older people just discovering they’re asexual, genderqueer indigenous people, aromantic nonbinary teenagers, cute interracial lesbian couples, intersex people, etc, in media. The queer community is messy and beautiful and multifaceted and complex and colorful, and representing only the most “easily digestible” aspects of it does NOT make you a good ally or a good person. It makes you a fucking dick.

flappyhappystim:

We are a small Canadian stim toy business run by two autistic women.

Many places that sell stim toys are focused on the needs and experiences of parents of young autistic children.  Here at FlappyHappy, autistic needs and voices are centred over caregivers.  Our goal is to focus on autistic adults since so many shops market towards children and it can feel infantalizing. Our stim toys are also great for people living with trauma, ADHD, chronic pain, anxiety, or other needs! We want you to know that it’s okay to stim. It’s more than okay actually! If you benefit from stim toys, then they are for you!

We carry a mixture of your usual stim toys but also more discreet stim items like jewellery! We also carry our own array of handmade items that you can’t get anywhere else!

It means so much to us if you share this post or otherwise spread the word about us.

We also offer free worldwide shipping on orders of $70 CAD or more.

Website | Facebook | TikTok | Cohost

theshitpostcalligrapher:

what-even-is-thiss:

airborneranger63:

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

oh this post’s back

decontextifier:

fake-wtnv-intros:

cornobblethecat:

the-haiku-bot:

deviantplum:

Safety Precautions for Easter Egg Hunts:

• Do not respond to the eggs that whisper. They will only tell you lies.
• If you see an egg shaking on its own. Grab that one. There’s something special inside.
• If you get the eerie sense that Something is following you DO NOT turn around. Stare resolutely forward and return to the nearest crowded area immediately.
• If you pick up an egg and it changes colors in your hand, throw it back. That one’s not for you, and it will Know if you take it.
• If you see an egg in your basket that’s hatching. Run. It may already be Too Late.

Do not respond to

the eggs that whisper. They will

only tell you lies.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@fake-wtnv-intros

Welcome to Night Vale.

“Eggs that whisper only tell lies”

(Hello I take the context out of posts)

france-unofficial:

the-official-italy:

non-tyrannical-usa:

official-denmark:

gothmisspyggie:

were-jester:

ms-demeanor:

onemoretallymark:

bebe-benzenheimer:

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

how i sleep when I’m pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should’t be spread by reblogging it, that’s for sure.

Oh no, i reblogged it!

damn my finger slipped

oops

i uh tripped-?

bees-official:

achivement-unlocked:

calware:

calware:

transgenderpussycat:

calware:

onaravenswings:

villainessbian:

krystal-prisms:

heehoothefool:

calware:

joeyclaire:

calware:

polyphonetic:

maybetheyregiants:

calware:

nekoglycerin:

nerves-nebula:

calware:

calware:

lizluvscupcakes:

araccoonthatlikesmurder:

calware:

calware:

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

ALT

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

it’s interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

HUH

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

There’s everything in that post. Colours I can’t see because I’m colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children’s hospital. That’s history

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

it’s not even a year old yet??

what about not gendering fucking colours

IT’S SATIRE

I’M THE OP

Achievement unlocked!

A rail road back into into a full circle

There are so many things here what do I give the achievement for?

IM THE OP FUCKING KILLED ME ☠️☠️☠️☠️

the-void-calls:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

ALT

@microsoftedge-official

autieblesam:

lesbianshepard:

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

lacefuneral:

philsminecraftpajamas:

philsminecraftpajamas:

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

gender non-conforming people we are all holding hands in this chilis tonight

sleepycricket:

sleepycricket:

this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

alternate ver