April 2024

death-threat-collector:

astercrash:

branewurms:

loving-women-is-rad:

tinatinabrown:

yrfriendliz:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

this is the kind of content i came here for

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

what the fuck

I admit I don’t know how a child’s brain works but as an adult the greatest sign of respect I feel capable of giving a child is to act as if they are prophesized to destroy me when they come of age.

Dread the Chosen One

eldritchdemonfox:

worldheritageposts-official:

newbomgay:

elionking:

eveshka:

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

That little “Hmm?” he does to each Meow is fucking killing me.

World Heritage Post

@mercury-lurks me an u

thefloatingstone:

beardedmrbean:

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

thefloatingstone:

beardedmrbean:

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

marlynnofmany:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

No

screenshots that show this post was reblogged by Neil Gaiman, who added "I might bang out a tune today. You don't know fur sure that I won't." (The image in the original post is a rat playing a toy piano)ALT

eldritchdemonfox:

penny-anna:

Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!

Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice

@mercury-lurks !!!!

necromancelena:

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

i-say-ok:

child-of-the-wild-woods-deactiv:

whatevercomestomymind:

memewhore:

Fun fact about me

I had HORRIBLE handwriting my entire childhood. Consistently got failing grades on homework and tests because no one could read my writing.

And then I hit middle school. I saw the “popular girls” getting praised for their stupid cutesy heart over the I writing. I saw people I could run mental circles around without breaking a sweat getting good grades, because the teacher could read their writing easier.

So I started copying it.

And wouldn’t you know, my grades improved!

But of course, if you know me, you already know….there’s no WAY I was gonna stop there. Oh no.

As a ADHD/Autistic, I did what any self respecting nerd introvert would do- I hit the library. And I researched. The evolution of the written language, the evolution of alphabets and writing styles from Ancient Greece all the way through the Spencerian movement.

And I fell into calligraphy. I hyperfocused.

And over the course of a year, developed my own cursive hand (going from never writing in cursive) that was a loose blend of Palmer, Spencerian, Chaucurian and 16th century Italian italics, with a lot of acender and defender flourishes.

I handed in homework in 15th century German High Gothic blackletter.

I did reports in 17th century italics.

And my teachers went from hating me for my horrible, illegible handwriting, to loving the sudden shift to legible bubble letters, to hating me again because they couldn’t read my writing again, but for a different reason.

Only now, they didn’t really have a good reason to be mad, because if they admitted to not being able to read Chaucerian font, they’d be admitting that they couldn’t comprehend someone performing at a level of education and familiarity with the written language far above their own skill set (yes I had one teacher actually admit that to me in 8th grade. I genuinely respected her for it and picked a font that was easier to read than blackletter for her class).

And so began my descent into the rabbit hole of medieval illumination and calligraphy.

And so now, 25 years later, I do stuff like this:


(The bottom image has my celtic art business logo for Art of the Ancients; im on Instagram, but haven’t updated in a long while because I’ve been busy with other projects and there wasn’t a heck of a lot of interest. I still do commissions though)

Bob Ross once said, “A talent is just a skill you’re willing to practice.” I heard that, ran with it, and never looked back.

That’s so fucking dope

ok!

carnelianfoxx:

xyz-jaden:

notreblogs:

bogleech:

celticpyro:

catchymemes:

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.

frengerino:

frengerino:

whenever i’m trying to talk myself out of buying something i don’t need i always hear my old russian professor’s voice echoing in my head: “WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?” and then i make an unwise financial decision

i’m so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

do-it-four-swords:

do-it-four-swords:

indigoartistqueen:

futureghost97:

the-arcade-doctor:

do you love the color of the metal?

@do-it-four-swords

This is a very good way to get some fun swords :)

Do you love the color of tempered steel

Which one?

ultraviolet-divergence:

amvs:

enki2:

Not all heroes wear capes

If folks want to read more about this, but also want to avoid giving site visits to the screenshotted fearmongering rag of a news website

orcboxer:

thepleasuregoblin:

strawbebbynya:

Gonna scream oh my Gd

Fully missed the title of the subreddit on my first read and thought they had a toddler that they were being kind of mean to who had taken to the wheel instead of the cat

my idiot naked toddler son named Salt, who runs faster than God and demands as much praise

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

patchoulism:

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

powerviolencebutch:

heaven011:

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

Benelli M4

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

I am in love with you?

schakira:

brightlotusmoon:

iam-the-wild:

finni-b:

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

This 420 is a palindrome!!!! 4/20/2024

It is!

holisticdetective42:

I love this website because it’s the only place I can get raw, unfiltered, pure and unadulterated Taylor swift hatred from all sides. It’s just so satisfying, like a shoulder massage after I’ve been stabbed by 23 confused and snobby elves.

zagreus:

zagreus:

happy five year anniversary to this audio post

soupytwistt:

motive11331:

lesbianplanetpluto:

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.

holisticdetective42:

Hey the reason I suck so much is because I have to royally fuck up every episode to keep the ratings high. You should really be thanking me because I keep the camera off your shenanigans so… you’re welcome

holisticdetective42:

specialmouse-deactivated2025060:

Sorry but you are gay if youre a man and you order dessert. Or a sweet breakfast. Or a fruity cocktail. A mimosa especially. And if you eat margherita pizza. Or girl scout cookies. Wear patterns. Drive with your hand on the inside of the steering wheel. Walk with your hands by your sides not in your pockets. Feel nostalgia when you see bright colors. Eat shrimp. Have a costco membership. Take selfies. Watch survivor. Write your 2s with a curl. Have blonde hair. Eat artichokes. Prefer anal sex. Play piano

This is disturbingly well targeted towards me

Like… almost all of it

tumblr user specialmouse are you watching me

emmalily:

offending-the-offended:

imaginarycircus:

sofia-ciel:

alexithymia42:

blockmind:

hello-missdolly:

beanmom:

nospockdasgay:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit

image

that’s right
fracking
you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply

http://www.triplepundit.com/2014/10/baker-hughes-fights-breast-cancer-pink-fracking-drill-bits/

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pink-drill-bits-bring-complaints-komen-tie-fracking-n223166

It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst

Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.

My mother died in 1996 from breast cancer. Most cancer charities are scams, in that people throw fancy parties and get rich off them and very little money goes into research or support for patients. Here are some vetted cancer charities that get good scores on Charity Navigator and pay medical expenses or fund research:

Breast Cancer Research Foundation

Cancer Research Institute

Dana-Farber Cancer Institute

63 four star rated cancer charities on charity navigator

Signal boosting this

Reblogging from myself because it’s October now

taketwo1983:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

jackalopeonline:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I’d see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

@bettinalevyisdetermined it’s the post

taketwo1983:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

jackalopeonline:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I’d see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

@bettinalevyisdetermined it’s the post

taketwo1983:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

jackalopeonline:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

tauforged:

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I’d see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

@bettinalevyisdetermined it’s the post

ultraluuminary:

boygenesis:

electricpurrs:

its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

papayajuan2019:

i dont want any more emails

the-worm-man:

bacardis-leghair:

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

tatzelwurming:

foil-flingza-roller-deactivated:

Do you follow prev?

Yes!

Nope

See Results

bluehairedspidey:

just-spacetrash:

the ‘what if you played it a little risky’ post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

is this it?

realtransfacts:

r2x2:

For real, I wasn’t some sort of guinea pig when I was on HRT. I was getting treated with something known to be beneficial for the issues I was having, e.i. gender dysphoria. It was in no way experimental!

dankomaksimovic:

ph. Danko Maksimovic - Belgrade, Serbia (2020)

Film: Cinestill 50D (medium format)

outofcontextdiscord:

catchymemes:

grumpy-cardigan:

nonimaginaryfriend:

heedra:

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

bonus it ALSO fills that dopamine hit of in-person shopping. “oh I didn’t go in looking for this but hmm, I’m tempted… I can’t resist… oh ho ho I have made some irresponsible decisions at the library today [carrying my stack of ten random books]” and then it doesn’t even matter if you don’t like them because a) free b) you’re gonna give them back anyway

Librarian here! Please please please please PLEASE do this! We don’t have any way to know if you read them, and we don’t care! We’re happy to see those books go out because that helps our stats. And that affects how much money we can get.

So grab that silly paperback romance, and maybe this new YA fantasy, oh and check for the new movies too! And don’t forget to check Libby and hoopla for music and ebooks and e-audio.

frothymothmilk:

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Right now I am a PhD student, and the main obstacle for me in beginning my transition is knowing that during my PhD process I will have to travel to conferences, some of which are held in countries which are not very accepting of trans people. As you are also a PhD student, I am wondering whether you have any advice for navigating that complicated part of transitioning during studies?

catboybiologist:

This is something that’s been somewhat on my mind. It hasn’t been a problem yet- I haven’t been to any conferences since starting HRT, and I’ve never been to any outside of the US.

Still putting this out there bc I’d love to hear if other people had perspectives, though.

paradise-sys:

huffylemon:

Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

what can I say? My thirst has been quenched. Gatorade, you’ve done it again

xxremirandomxx-deactivated20240:

If some of you don’t understand why I’m so passionate about helping people understand the DIY and anti-consumerist themes of alternative fashion it’s because I just read an article about punk fashion that had a section dedicated to “shopping some of our punk favorites” that included a $53 pair of fishnet tights

I get my fishnets from the dollar store, I make jewelry out of safety pins and soda tablets cans, I buy “normal” looking clothing at thrift stores and cut it and sew it and wear it so it fits with my style. That’s what it’s about. When punks, goths, emos, scene kids, etc tell you that dressing this way should be cheap it’s because it IS. Don’t let big corporations tell you otherwise

the-haiku-bot:

thefloatingstone:

presentlydean:

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you’ve never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you’re only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn’t have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there’s this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there’s a strange kind of love to it. i don’t know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don’t anyone will notice or care when you’re gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you’re all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

I actually think about this so much you have no idea.

I mourn every friend that’s gone off somewhere

I actually

think about this so much you

have no idea.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

autiebiographical:

A six panel comic of a person telling people they think they're autistic. The comic is titled "Belief In Autism" and is made by Theresa Scovil.  Panel 1: A person says to a woman and says "I think I'm autistic." The woman smiles and says "But you were such a well behaved child." Panel 2: The person says to a man and says "I think I'm autistic." The man smiles and says "But you did so well in school." Panel 3: The person says to another person and says "I think I'm autistic." The other person smiles and says "But you're such a good worker." Panel 4: The person says to Honeydew "I think I'm autistic." Honeydew says "Wouldn't shock me." Panel 5: The person throws their arms out forward and yells "Thank you!" Panel 6: The person looks confused and asks "Why are autistic people the only ones who believe I'm autistic?" Honeydew gives a sympathetic smile.ALT

Autism has long been synonymous with “struggle”. If you don’t struggle, if you’re successful or you’re just happy with life people are less likely to recognize you as autistic, except for other autistic people.

I swear, we have an autism radar. Autie-radar? Autie-dar?

aquilaofarkham:

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

blairelythere:

blairelythere:

“Sir, she didn’t feel any better after a We Stay Silly”

“What about a Fuck it, We Ball? Did we try that?”

“Ineffective, sir. We even launched an It Is What It Is, but nothing seems to be working”

“My god… It’s worse than we thought”

New daily mantra just dropped

prodomius:

mandywondering:

dr-algernop:

birdnerd18:

dad-rock-davos:

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

portraitofadumbassonfire:

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode: