April 2024

jeanritchie:

disgustinggf:

were—ralph:

were–ralph:

deepestfriendgoophero:

were–ralph:

maxxayz:

were-ralph:

angstycatthatlikestea:

katlikethesword:

triflesandparsnips:

systlin:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

wereralph:

ruimtetijd:

graceiscringylmao:

wereralph:

smegbertmarbles:

the-peculiar-bi-tch:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

sovereignant:

midnight-spectrum-again:

carthages-finest:

wintre-daemon-berserker:

midnight-spectrum-again:

4me2gay0:

baconis42:

spookous:

self-loathsome:

spookous:

wereralph:

pocketdictator:

narutoskneecaps:

thelimeadecat:

eyajii:

wereralph:

bananapeelchunk:

wereralph:

rattmice:

greylilacs:

omigawdmatt:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

wereralph:

plutoniumbombs:

wereralph:

angelgurlhearts-2:

wereralph:

smatter:

wereralph:

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

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Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

RETURN TO LIFE

transarsonist:

idiotdotdotdot:

disturbingly average customer service experience

depsidase:

hammercarexplosion:

80% of “passing” is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

the-lumpfish-king:

transarsonist:

idiotdotdotdot:

disturbingly average customer service experience

only-cat-memes:

skinlike-deactivated20240929:

i’d play in the creek now as an adult. i’d sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

very frequently thinking of cows in my childhood books. their soft faces… thair sweet horns… look at her

bovineblogger:

OH MY GD THIS COW IS SO PERFECT … IM SOBBING HER SPIRIT IS RADIANT. shes so gentle… the baby ………..

zealikepee:

halluciniwaynia:

in other words, a girlfailure

sosuperawesome:

Felt Bugs and Tutorials // MiniMi

strap-me-down-please-deactivate:

i think it’s fundamental to ruin your sleep schedule for the woman you’re in love with. Yep. You agree.

kave-elott-ne-szolj-hozzam:

cosmonautroger:

washing machine

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

wym his constant attacks on renewable energy are bs

i can’t tell which state i hate more oklahoma or texas tbh

itgetsbetter:

Some proof that there ARE elected officials out there, like Vice Mayor Sean Cummings in Oklahoma, who are standing up for LGBTQ+ youth like Nex Benedict and calling out the fact that our words and rhetoric DO matter.

[Context: In this video, Sean Cummings is seen speaking to Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters referring to the death of student Nex Benedict].

itgetsbetter:

Some proof that there ARE elected officials out there, like Vice Mayor Sean Cummings in Oklahoma, who are standing up for LGBTQ+ youth like Nex Benedict and calling out the fact that our words and rhetoric DO matter.

[Context: In this video, Sean Cummings is seen speaking to Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters referring to the death of student Nex Benedict].

ihavenocontrolofmylifeeither:

gracelingwithpoisewithoutgrace:

unlovelyspace:

unlovelyspace:

say it louder

somehow this post made it to terfs and transphobes who think this means “men who think they’re women are a harmful to women” or “identifying as nonbinary is harmful to [binary] trans people” etc. which is NOT WHAT IT MEANS. the poster of the tweet is nonbinary and trans, and i am nonbinary and trans (and trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary identities are valid, etc). 

This tweet means that trans identities and pronouns are valid and should be talked about as such. Language matters. I don’t “identify as nonbinary,” I AM nonbinary. I don’t “prefer they/them pronouns,” they/them ARE my pronouns. “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.

To reiterate: “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.

i think this speaks for itself

listen to Loki, people.

brooke2valley:

pineapplerightsideupcake:

brooke2valley:

Hateful, wrong and- B O R I N G

Seriously, they think they’re making anything better? It’s harming mental health, it’s against the science, anti human rights and B O R I N G

serious I do not understand.

Science facts don’t change based on how they make you feel or how interesting you find them personally.

There are two human sexes.

And if we want to talk boring, let’s talk about the gender movement taking what used to be called “personality” and “self expression” and decided to put them into gendered boxes so they could look special on social media.

There’s not just 2 sexes.

Sex in humans as well as other animals is bi-modal, meaning there is male on one end and female on the other, and there’s many types of people who are intersex in between the two modes.

That’s just sex though, and gender isn’t even the same as gender expression or gender roles.

Gender is a self determined identity.

Gender expression is the way someone chooses to express that identity.

And gender roles are the socially constructed boxes that people have for “typical” behavior associated with those genders.

For some people, all of these line up pretty cleanly, for others, they do not.

caats:

Proper boundaries

hedwig-dordt:

ziggy-solarecreator:

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it’s an important distinction. You cannot CANNOT control what other people do. You shouldn’t want to, but that’s another kettle of fish. You have control over you.

transmechanicus:

cathkaesque:

angremlin-deactivated20250312:

f85o-deactivated20230618:

Prosperity gospel christians when you remind them Jesus literally said no rich people go to heaven

Alternatively - the only way rich people can get to heaven involves a large number of circular saws

Camel plinko is a lot more visceral than the horse one…

scragon:

Something I’ve personally noticed

nick-nonya:

nick-nonya:

What blorbo is that?

oh

rocatex:

randomitemdrop:

hmmm-official:

hmmm

Item: leather pizza holder

New York fashion

nick-nonya:

trolling the nihilists epic style by loving and cherishing them for their inherent value

nick-nonya:

have you heard of lemmy

no, never heard of it

I’ve heard of lemmy but never looked into it

i have looked into lemmy but it was too complex / didn’t interest me

I have an account but I’m not active

I have an account but I lurk mostly

I post regularly

See Results

(the federated reddit alternative not the internet funny guy)

nick-nonya:

this is that self love thing right

nick-nonya:

nick-nonya:

genuinely-germany:

totally-italy:

cassowariess:

afieldinengland:

which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can’t even have a proper apocalypse now.

This is literally the epitome of hilarity. @denmark-forreal, get over here!

Wow England is kind of like European Florida

nick-nonya:

snepdotgay:

be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions

nick-nonya:

nick-nonya:

nick-nonya:

art by kittenlunch

wepon:

wepon:

whalefill:

alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

has tumblr culture circled back around to voreposting already

hi. what the hell is gideon the ninth about

radicalgraff:

Anti-colonial graffiti seen along the highway on the Nullabor plain, Western Australia

ninjasmudge:

their first meeting was pretty gay, anyone couldve made that mistake!

bonus:

nayyraa:

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

applejuicewerewolf:

marypsue:

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like ‘Thinking about…grieving the undead’ and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that’s an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead’.

No need to keep this in the tags, you’re completely right about this scenario!

platypies:

ninjasmudge:

The One Who Looks at You. havent been able to stop seeing it this way

my immediate thought

depsidase:

lowcountry-gothic:

Hummingbird nesting on cactus, Living Desert Gardens in Palm Desert, California.

devilboyblues:

readysetyeet:

hazeldomain:

brainsforbabyjesus:

hazeldomain:

hazeldomain:

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

“my stepdad’s wife”

gayboygaming:

The eternal struggle of wanting to use gender neutral pronouns but also being german

dragon-ball-meta:

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

cyancherub:

irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

definitely-tiktok-trust:

nosferattusx2-deactivated202502:

Thanks YouTube

A screenshot of a YouTube video, showing a hand clutching an extremely dissatisfied bird against the backdrop of a grass field. The title of the video is "Caught a grackle", the number of views is 335K, the video was posted 10 years ago.ALT

Reblog to do this to your moots or something

@yahooo-official

vaders-georg:

vaders-georg:

vaders-georg:

vaders-georg:

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

alt: tag that reads "she owns 2 star destroyers". end i.d.ALT

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship