if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away
So I met him, against my will. I actually got introduced to him, which I also didn’t want. Don’t tell Elon who I am!
But yeah, that brings the number of terrible people I’ve inexplicably been in close contact with to 2, after that time I accidentally got in an elevator with Notch.
I almost got Moot (former owner and creator of 4chan) as well, because he offered me a job as 4chan’s first full-time non-remote employee, but I turned him down. Thankfully (This was in 2007-2008).
One of the things that allo society did wrong is using the term “sexual needs”. These are not needs. Drinking is a need, sleeping is a need, eating, resting and breathing are needs. If you don’t do them, you die. Sex is not a need, it is a want (a valid want, don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with wanting sex) and I’m tired of hearing someone has “their needs”. It’s a gross thing to say that is often used to excuse not just aphobia but also r*pe (especially domestic), cheating and treating women like properties.
For anyone who thinks sex is a need I want to point out that celibate monks are among the healthiest people in the world. They haven’t died out yet
One of the things that allo society did wrong is using the term “sexual needs”. These are not needs. Drinking is a need, sleeping is a need, eating, resting and breathing are needs. If you don’t do them, you die. Sex is not a need, it is a want (a valid want, don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with wanting sex) and I’m tired of hearing someone has “their needs”. It’s a gross thing to say that is often used to excuse not just aphobia but also r*pe (especially domestic), cheating and treating women like properties.
For anyone who thinks sex is a need I want to point out that celibate monks are among the healthiest people in the world. They haven’t died out yet
its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good
he’s naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade
Guys holy shit there’s something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I’m losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.
So there are joke scps. If u don’t know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can’t find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.
But. There’s a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it’s fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it’s not funny, its not even anything it’s jus the worst of ‘lol random’ internet humour. And then there’s the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can’t handle it’
And all it is. Is evil water bottle.
This is it. The entire article. Evil :(
And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it’s disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here’s one dude calling it actually problematic
And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly
I finished the Doctrine Book-bag for my Lamb cosplay! I think jt turned out pretty well, I used black foam clay for the edges and was going to carve them when dried, but I actaully?? Really like the goopy unclean look so I might keep it
I might still carve it idk, and maybe replace the strap with a chain for the whole theme
I know the Doctrine is a book in game and usually as a prop but I need something to hold my phone and wallet in easy access for when we scour the artist alley, so this idea came to be. Now it can hold my stuff AND it’s in character!
I also recycled a cardboard box to put my cosplay in, made it look COTL specific:
i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”
i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”
So I wanted to look up some plot details from a film that I saw when I was like five years old, and it turns out that a. it’s part of a nine-film series, and b. of those nine films, the one that I’ve seen is also the only one that doesn’t have a plot synopsis on Wikipedia.
I am being taunted by Australian children’s media.
Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.
could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman
i’ve tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. “labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.” it’s like a spell. it’s fucking addicting. it’s the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.
Hello hello I have joined forces with some other artists to help out a family in Gaza! Please share this and if you can, donate and/or commision us! :)
i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be
life will be better and life will also be worse. and i will be angry and upset and miserable, and i will be happy and content and proud. and i will live. i will live.
no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come
Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you’re talking about the design of the boat, you say “it”.
When the boat is still being built, your say “it”.
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say “it” or “she”.
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say “she”, unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say “it”.
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say “she”. If you continue to say “it” at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don’t really know anything about you may say “it” (“there’s a big boat, it’s coming this way”). But if you know its name, it’s probably “she” (“there’s the Waverley, she’s on her way to Greenock”).
If you are talking about boats in general, you say “it” (“when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over”)
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it’s “she” (“she’s a grand boat”). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily (“it’s as ugly as sin”, “she’s a grotty old tub”).
If she has a boy’s name, she’s still she. “Boy James”, “King Edward”, “Sir David Attenborough”? The pronoun is she.
If it’s a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it’s a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
Hey you know what’s super funny about the idea of “good bi rep”?
For a character to be canonically bi you have to make sure and establish that they’re attracted to multiple genders. Not all mediums allow you to get inside every character’s head or show what they’re thinking. Flirting can be read ambiguously, and god forbid they flirt with a character who’s not into them and be read as pushy or predatory. So it can be super handy to just mention an ex or two! But you better not mention too many exes because that would make them a slutty bisexual which is (checks notes) bad, and you definitely better be careful about making them poly, because that might make them, uh… greedy. Oh, and those exes? They better be perfectly amiable breakups with no conflict or drama, because it’s bad to represent queer people in toxic or abusive relationships (especially queer women! very bad), and you definitely can’t have them have lost a partner if the partner was queer because that’s “bury your gays…” You should probably also eliminate all trauma from their backstory, just to be safe. You should probably also make sure they’re not involved in crime, deception, or anything of the sort, because that would make them “deviant” and a stereotype.
But don’t worry! Once you’ve carefully crafted your nice, monogamous, experienced-but-not-too-experienced Lawful Good bi character, you will be rewarded with your audience deeming them “boring” and quickly passing them over for other characters. :)
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