April 2024

brightsunnydaysofcastamere:

annoyedlord:

the-text-party:

chaos–themralds:

tmmyhug:

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now

dynalope:

Reactionaries will write shit like “if this continues the joker will be the they/themer and is going to get batman arrested for misgendering” and expect to be treated like serious people

Everyone knows it would be the Riddler who would be gender-fluid because it always keeps people guessing

perfectlyfreewasteland:

is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

bumblewyn:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don’t have to watch any of that. I can just think “that sounds boring or otherwise doesn’t interest me in any way” and do something other than watch it

“They’re making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet,” you might say to me. “They’re doing a live action the last airbender again, didn’t you love avatar?” I don’t find it necessary. This is nothing to me

#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled

punkitt-is-here:

poryqons:

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

It’s been like two hours I don’t feel a fuckin thang

hehehehe I’m smiling forever holy fuck :D

I FELL TO THE PHAROAHS CURSE

official-graveyard-posts:

boogerwookiesugarcookie:

promethazines:

shyriadracnoir:

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

happy easter everyone

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

pacey-grey:

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

cannibalchicken:

boobachu:

chum-personable:

spitblaze:

i think robot characters should utilize dialup noises for comedic effect more often

also acceptable: the crunching of a floppy disc drive

*starts coughing horribly where magnetic tape is exposed and they have to rewindit back in their mouth* oop, sorry bout that anyway-

danielhowell:

shercock–holmes:

Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?

okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse

corvoda:

corvodumpy:

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

No no no we can’t make this a holiday I beg you

corvoda:

corvodumpy:

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

No no no we can’t make this a holiday I beg you

breelandwalker:

creamypancakebatter:

lifeafterpsychiatry:

It’s a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won’t be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It’s a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It’s a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don’t aim so high that you won’t be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

sealsdaily:

Guys this has been bothering me since the morning. Are seals an internet popular animal now like sharks and capybaras and isopods were at some point?? Did we get so famous we turned basic suddenly

squeakitties:

annabelle–cane:

so sad that people got sick of “doomed by the narrative” and decided it was cringe, because fate and free will in fiction has been a major interest of mine for like eight years, but alas so it goes. anything that gets popular is destined to become reviled in short order. it’s like some sort of unstoppable, uncompassionate, avaricious cycle of rising and falling and rising again. like whatever happens, no matter the intentions, it will always result in the same tragic ending. you could almost say it was d

annabelle–cane:

so sad that people got sick of “doomed by the narrative” and decided it was cringe, because fate and free will in fiction has been a major interest of mine for like eight years, but alas so it goes. anything that gets popular is destined to become reviled in short order. it’s like some sort of unstoppable, uncompassionate, avaricious cycle of rising and falling and rising again. like whatever happens, no matter the intentions, it will always result in the same tragic ending. you could almost say it was d

worldheritageposts-official:

joscribbles:

triflesandparsnips:

wealldraw:

do you ever just

happy 10 year anniversary to this game changer thank u @joscribbles for your services

can’t believe it’s been 10 years since i learned to always put my name on my art, even if it’s just a shitpost, bc u never know what’s going to blow up

anyway here’s a signed version if you wanna use it to shut up people who are trying to tell you their Opinions

World Heritage Post

crazy-brazilian:

keeping an eye on this guy…

asking some good questions

daily-spooky:

crazy-brazilian:

keeping an eye on this guy…

asking some good questions

scramratz:

nick-nonya:

feyosha:

podcastwizard:

hungry-skeleton:

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

that’s fine can i get a glass of something bright blue that’s bubbling so violently it’d be impossible to take a sip. extra dry ice on the side

Do you have anything that is clearly a large insect, prepared like a lobster?

can i be seated next to an alien smoking from a space Hookah?

coyoteposting:

screenshotsofdespair:

ezzbosh:


This video was taken a week before the war, during my first visit to Gaza in over eight years. I went there to celebrate my medical school graduation, having always found it difficult to enter Gaza due to fears of not being able to leave and jeopardizing my university studies.


Tragically, I lost 72 family members in the conflict. Many of the people in the video have been killed.

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

Why middle of the night?

Legosi seems a bit depressed

Mixing art styles I see

So, deer boy reeeeeeally has to keep a perfect reputation, Huh.

Also,

Not racism! Good.

“Of course he’s straight, why would you ever think otherwise.”

I feel like this ship sure is a thing.

Banger music

homunculus-argument:

If you ever find yourself thinking “oh, I can’t write this Cool But Impractical thing into my story, it’s just not realistic”, here are a few perfectly realistic reasons why people and even whole cultures would rather do something in an impractical way rather than the sensible one:

  1. weird flex
  2. religious reasons
  3. religious weird flex (someone decided that they are So Religious that they consider the practical method Sinful, and people got competitive about it)
  4. tax reasons (some ruler put a tax on doing something the sensible way and people started doing the impractical alternative as a legal loophole)
  5. someone wildly powerful and popular preferred doing it that way, and everyone adapted to it in order to look cool
  6. someone wildly unpopular suggested doing the practical thing, and everyone went out of their way to avoid doing that in order to not look uncool
  7. it just genuinely never occurred to them that there is a better alternative, and their current method has been honed to perfection/adapted to the infrastructure so deeply that at this point altering it wouldn’t be sensible

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

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striderofthenorth-dom:

rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

I hate this place

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

Why middle of the night?

Legosi seems a bit depressed

Mixing art styles I see

So, deer boy reeeeeeally has to keep a perfect reputation, Huh.

Also,

Not racism! Good.

“Of course he’s straight, why would you ever think otherwise.”

I feel like this ship sure is a thing.

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

Why middle of the night?

Legosi seems a bit depressed

Mixing art styles I see

So, deer boy reeeeeeally has to keep a perfect reputation, Huh.

Also,

Not racism! Good.

nmri:

so do you want to be fucked hotdog or hamburger style?

scwambledeggs:

this passes the bechdel test

b0tster:

happy #TransDayOfVisibility can we stop having politicians attempting to legislate us out of existence while journalists outright lie and write misleading headlines to try and paint us in the worst light possible thx

sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024:

danatron1:

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

enki2:

boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

dont forget;

But never forget.

hovermanc:

nikcage:

nikcage:

if i was an astronaut i would get really fucked up on shrooms before going into space

and id bring my phone and play scary dungeon sound effects

ground control guy in a calm informational tone of voice: Devil, uhh, Demons. Apocalypse demons, devils. Darkness, also

arienai:

arienai:

arienai:

Happy Stroganoff Sunday

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

Why middle of the night?

Legosi seems a bit depressed

Mixing art styles I see

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

Why middle of the night?

Legosi seems a bit depressed

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

Why middle of the night?

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)

Wow, racism

allthecanadianpolitics:

TW for scenes of brutal assault and injuries.

Toronto police have interrupted a peaceful protest - in support of Palestine on Land Day - to brutalize all attendants. They notably also brought horses to trample participants. 6 were arrested, multiple were hospitalized. Fellow protestors are organizing to demand their release.

March 30th 2024.

radioactive-snake:

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

squaxlyu:

HELLO HELL ♡

lukadjo:

Watching Beastars right now.

I wonder who killed the alpaca. (Don’t answer that)