Wizards, magicians, sorcerers, and warlocks, wizard tech incorporated has just released the newest of wizard magical aid. Gone with crystal balls telling your future, WT Inc. presents the all new Time Soup™. A very wizardtastic future telling addition to your collection of magic bits and bobbles. With only a little shake, the magic soup will spell out your flavorful future, or perhaps your very unflavorful doom. Time Soup™ provides many fantastic features not found in any other magical devices. It will seamlessly fit into your own micro-dimensional beard storage unit, without the use of any interdimensional teleportation spells. Its burning broth will send any of your foes into an infinite time loop of burning their mouth on hot hot soup upon contact, and many more additions are coming soon. So, don’t forget to check your local wizardware store before it’s out of stock. Also, under no circumstances should you eat Time Soup™, because its magic content is so high, you’ll either be stuck in a time loop, or drowned in a microdimension full of soup with insults spelled out in noodles floating around.
I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped
[youtuber voice] make sure to smash that boop button and hit boop again
I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped
I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped
staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn’t really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
hey people here’s the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)
to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓
just click that and u booped someone!!
(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)
(also, it doesn’t matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)
you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !
(also gives you this pop-up lol)
you can also view someone’s blog and then boop them with this button !
last but not least we have the super boop !!
find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3
im gonna try super booping everyone who interacts with this lol
ok im also gonna attempt to super boop your other accounts too
I CANT KEEP UP HELPP 😭 (also its almost midnight for me now..)
If you ever find yourself thinking “oh, I can’t write this Cool But Impractical thing into my story, it’s just not realistic”, here are a few perfectly realistic reasons why people and even whole cultures would rather do something in an impractical way rather than the sensible one:
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religious reasons
religious weird flex (someone decided that they are So Religious that they consider the practical method Sinful, and people got competitive about it)
tax reasons (some ruler put a tax on doing something the sensible way and people started doing the impractical alternative as a legal loophole)
someone wildly powerful and popular preferred doing it that way, and everyone adapted to it in order to look cool
someone wildly unpopular suggested doing the practical thing, and everyone went out of their way to avoid doing that in order to not look uncool
it just genuinely never occurred to them that there is a better alternative, and their current method has been honed to perfection/adapted to the infrastructure so deeply that at this point altering it wouldn’t be sensible
soooo bored of my hired muscle. I’ve been flicking peanuts at his big head for the last half hour. he’s like “boss.” but he can’t tell me to quit it because of our violent and out of control workplace dynamic. lol.
Yes. Ultrakill Sona🤭 This is a low rank angel. They don’t look like one because heaven like to make everything look fancy. I still can’t win Minos on the game and now I just.. um-😳 yeah… Love him🤭🤭
All the tarp you see are human bodies. How many of those tarp covered bodies didn’t make it to see their 18th birthday? How many didn’t get to see the 1st birthday of their child? How many didn’t get to celebrate retirement? These are human lives being ripped away at an alarming rate.
There should be no reason you can’t step outside without seeing a decomposing child, mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, friend, or lover.
They had lives and yet they are buried next to the sidewalk? Would you be okay with your loved one being buried next to the sidewalk? No. No you wouldn’t.
Did a human being just die because of swiping the wrong way?
…And then, when you’re in the water and the car’s power systems (which operate the doors, because of course they do) have all gone down, how do you get out?
Why, you just partially disassemble the door and pull on one specific cable. (The image below via Warren Terra at Bluesky.)
…I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am never getting into one of these alleged vehicles. Ever.
i always think abt my cousin in greece who’s like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she’ll be like “wow…. a real life american barbecue… will there be red cups?” you bet your ass there’ll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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