April 2024

xxsinisterxx:

It’s wild how quickly the Government moves to ban TikTok but doesn’t do anything about the billions of dollars they are using to fund genocide.

woo-in-different-lengths:

oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da:

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

yeah

mothmanphobia:

tamamita:

alicat54c:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

slopmaster9000:

tamamita:

Once US civil war 2 happens, Cuba should take Florida while they’re not looking

i am poor transgender girl living in illegitimate desantis regime and am so hungry for estrogen . please president diaz-canel liberate us with your jupiter 5 artillery missles

holy hell actually

How about you look up the stats for food availability and poverty with starvation in Cuba before deciding you want to be conquered by them.

i

wonder

how

that

HAPPENED

The United States ranks higher in deaths by malnutrition than Cuba does. X X X Wild how they’re able to support people like this even with an embargo. I wonder what kind of system would allow them to do this.

It’s literally shameful how the United States is so much richer than Cuba and still has a higher percentage of people dying of malnutrition. It’s actually disgusting.

mothmanphobia:

tamamita:

alicat54c:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

slopmaster9000:

tamamita:

Once US civil war 2 happens, Cuba should take Florida while they’re not looking

i am poor transgender girl living in illegitimate desantis regime and am so hungry for estrogen . please president diaz-canel liberate us with your jupiter 5 artillery missles

holy hell actually

How about you look up the stats for food availability and poverty with starvation in Cuba before deciding you want to be conquered by them.

i

wonder

how

that

HAPPENED

The United States ranks higher in deaths by malnutrition than Cuba does. X X X Wild how they’re able to support people like this even with an embargo. I wonder what kind of system would allow them to do this.

It’s literally shameful how the United States is so much richer than Cuba and still has a higher percentage of people dying of malnutrition. It’s actually disgusting.

squided:

dongwater:

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

antifathomable-shapeshifter:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

i feel like a lot of the ‘i hate kids’ crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid’s limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they’ve ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they’ve ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody’s told them yet that they can’t run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn’t even read. the post

prev im peer-reviewing your tags bc theyre imporatnt

cartoonrival:

one of the weirdest experiences ive had being trans and out so far was when i went to the doctors about hrt and she walked me through the consent form (the one that tells you youre doing irreversible damage to your body and you’re a freak) with a pen in her hand like crossing shit out and being like “this isn’t true, this is actually completely false, this is totally an exaggeration” and it was stuff like “research on hrt is limited poor and speculative” or “hrt can increase risks of disease” or “testosterone makes you more violent and angry” like idk having it written in a way intended to make you feel like you’re making a big mistake is one thing but the fact that the form has like literally proven false info in it and the doctor had to verbally be like sorry this isnt even true its just on there because society hates trans people. is wild

shounenchild:

bisexualspongebob:

the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

peterokii:

peterokii:

another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

sayruq:

That AP headline is from February 12th. The number is now 15,000 Palestinian children killed in the genocide.

the-many-children-of-the-void:

yourtongzhihazel:

I’m offended by this. This is a photo of United 175, which hit the South Tower between floors 77 and 85. Even if it was a photo of American 11, it wouldn’t make sense because that plane hit between floors 99 and 105. The person who made this meme picked the floor right in between the uppermost floor of the South Tower that UA175 hit and the uppermost floor of the North Tower that AA11 hit but no plane ever actually hit the 95th floor of either building. The meme should say, “Taylor Swift, when the meeting is on the 85th floor.”

antlerlad:

happy tdov my loves. don’t let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

marshberri:

I’m not giving context for this

here4dragons:

love is stored in the boop

jennplanet:

loveridden1999:

oh this makes zero sense out of context

likedaylighht:

the funniest part is that like my dash isnt even that active rn its just a handful of us online booping each other and reblogging all the same posts like we have the zoomies

catamaurrr-star:

me and the mutuals doing activities and such. me and the mutuals having some sort of picnic together. Me and the mutuals cruising along on some peaceful boat in the wilderness and such. aaand post n ow

fiddlepickdouglas:

Get ‘em

honestlydarkprincess:

i shall remember the boopocalypse so fondly

wardensantoineandevka:

did we do something on this website before the boop-o-meter? was there anything before boops? it’s all so hazy. I can’t remember. there is only booping and cat paws now. 🐈 [boops you]

pixellangel:

btw if you boop me i WILL be booping you back. i am not afraid to retailiate in force equal or greater to that which has been used on me. this is a threat. GET BOOPED IDIOTS!!! :3

dailyjokerp5:

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

tolerateit:

i love how the tumblr experience peaks during march-april because we love stabbing and staying silly

pixellangel:

“boop war” this and “tumblr pvp” that. are we not all bonding? have you not met people you would have never heard of? do you not look at the url of the stranger who booped you and think wow, i just met someone who thought of me, even if its just for a boop, before hitting the boop button on them as well? do you not gain joy from this? even in the heat of battle, our humanity shows itself. we glance into the eyes of an opponent who holds our gaze ever so slightly too long for someone who’s supposed to be an unfeeling soldier and we think to ourselves i’ll miss you, stranger before we inflict a killing blow. the boops show us we’re human

gender-void-partially-stars:

as much as i like booping i wish tumblr would put that effort into fixing the fucking site

the-haiku-bot:

strawberrycircuits:

strawberrycircuits:

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you’re going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don’t worry about the fact it’s just you and a mirror in the room.

don’t worry about

the fact it’s just you and a

mirror in the room.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

r4smalaigf:

every little boop is also a head pat, also a forehead kiss, also a back hug, also a “i’m proud of you”, also a i love you beloved mutual ,also a shared packet of chips

hollowedskin:

gayestcowboy:

in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

“my kids know me as this ape”

mysterygrl20:

tumblr, can we keep the boops for good

veldian:

this is like if cookie clicker was multiplayer

histrionicscribbler:

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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scurvioli:

scurvioli:

scurvioli:

punkitt-is-here:

oretal:

mallowmaenad:

punkitt-is-here:

gauntletqueen:

punkitt-is-here:

Google photos being like “remember this day five years ago?” Is so funny because my ass does NOT look like that in any capacity anymore

LITERALLY A DIFFERENT PERSON WHOMST

funniest party trick in the world is going “hey did you know I used to have a beard and short hair” and showing folks my old ID

two different breeds of highschool science teachers

THIS IS SO FUCKING JARRING.

YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU USED TO LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?

Yeah haha, grew up in a logging town so beards were really encouraged so I grew mine out and got shorter hair, went to college and met a bunch of gay people and went ohhhhh wait

hardcore-like-eezo:

wingdingle:

big day on tumblr for people who like to press buttons indiscriminately

sivavakkiyar:

the question is will we be able to adapt to a post-boop world

hifi-walkman:

neomel:

neomel:

in honor of me finally acquiring the best video game i need to share the greatest ever tweet

2024 Easter Update: Billy Hatcher was officially acknowledged and given new art by SEGA.

I think once you play enough games you eventually get to the point where you get oddly obsessed with a weird Sega game, and you just never leave that state. It’s always a Sega game specifically.

beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

cryptotheism:

prokopetz:

It’s that time of year when Tumblr celebrates Easter by posting pictures of crucified anime characters, and inevitably somebody in the notes will pop up to helpfully explain that crucifixion imagery has no cultural significance in Japanese media because Japan is only about 1% Christian, which bugs me because it’s completely wrong.

It’s true that in the majority of cases, crucifixion in Japanese cartoons isn’t meant to be conveying any specific theological message, but something Western audiences are likely to miss is that a large portion of those random crucifixion scenes are referencing Ultraman.

Ultraman’s creator was a devout Roman Catholic who explicitly intended the titular hero to read as a Christ figure, and consequently, various Ultramen have been crucified on multiple unconnected occasions throughout the franchise’s history. Crucifixion scenes in Japanese cartoons are often directly name-checking particular crucifixion incidents from Ultraman, right down to emulating the compositions and camera angles of specific shots. It’s like an especially morbid version of the Akira slide.

The upshot is that while it’s true that the inclusion of gratuitous crucifixion scenes in Japanese cartoons typically has no (intentional) theological message, stating that they have no cultural significance is incorrect. A large chunk of the Japanese viewing audience are going to see them and immediately go “hey, that’s an Ultraman reference”.

Anyway, as an image tax, have a shot of four crucified Ultramen miraculously resurrecting a fifth Ultraman by shooting laser beams out of their hearts:

This pic rules

pixellangel:

“boop war” this and “tumblr pvp” that. are we not all bonding? have you not met people you would have never heard of? do you not look at the url of the stranger who booped you and think wow, i just met someone who thought of me, even if its just for a boop, before hitting the boop button on them as well? do you not gain joy from this? even in the heat of battle, our humanity shows itself. we glance into the eyes of an opponent who holds our gaze ever so slightly too long for someone who’s supposed to be an unfeeling soldier and we think to ourselves i’ll miss you, stranger before we inflict a killing blow. the boops show us we’re human

534r-deactivated20220818:

foone:

braillecortex:

braillecortex:

foone:

The rules of the game are simple:

  • You go to geoguesser
  • You set it to world map
  • You go through locations, through multiple games, driving around those locations
  • Until you see a cow
  • When you find a cow, you win

would love to but apparently it’s paid now and has ranked competitive and coins and bullshit

Results! Turns out there’s a free site called OpenGuessr that’s just the classic gamemode we all know and love, but you can just play it for free like normal.

And I found some large friends on my very first leap!

Congrats! You win. And thanks for the info on the free alternative

spacenintendogs:

me booping my moots on tumblr circa march/april 2024

ace-of-rabbits:

ANYONE ON MY DASH WITH BOOP ENABLED WILL BE BOOPED!!!!!!

sabertoothwalrus:

that’s a lot of clicks!!

I’d like to ask that if you want to boop me, you could also click for palestine, please! Please don’t forget that Bisan has called for a strike for April 1st!

mcytarchived:

enderspawn:

transcript:

Jimmy: Is this the closest we’re ever gonna get to making out?

Joel: [leans forward and makes a kiss noise]

Grian: [slightly distant and mildly disappointed] Why did you do that? Why did you say that?