April 2024

cult-of-the-eye:

cult-of-the-eye:

i think alice dyer wholehearted believes she could take a bear in hand to hand combat

BBG I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND BEARS

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

tiredandcaffeinated:

“kill them with kindness” WRONG!! boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you

jessiarts:

paradoxolotl:

cykelops:

people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

godshideouscreation:

Mom. Get out. I’m doing spells.

orteil42:

i’ve lost count of how many asks i’ve gotten that say “omg you made cookie clicker?? i thought you were just this guy on my feed” and in addition to everyone strangely forgetting how to spell my name i’m starting to understand the kind of stuff Tony Hawk has to go through

:

unsettlingcreature:

why do you boop?

Love

Mischief

Malice

Duty

See Results

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

boop

sabreurs:

when ur mutual hasn’t opted in yet

the "Had It Not Been For the Laws of This Land, I Would Have Slaughtered You" meme edited to say "Had It Not Been For the Laws of This Land, I Would Have Booped You"ALT

lockandkeyhyena:

lockandkeyhyena:

lockandkeyhyena:

the booping is cute and all but lets not forget the violent transmisogyny and antiblackness of this site. ok

“thanks for ruining the joke, i bet you’re fun at parties” sorry for not wanting people to brush over staff’s shitty actions. especially on trans day of visibility

like okay, indulging this reply for a second. the things i’m pointing out are things that are happening now, right this moment, that are affecting real people. if i point out that something shitty is going on and your response is “wow, thanks for ruining the mood” you don’t actually want things to improve, you just want to be blissfully ignorant.

miss-wizard:

i’ve gotta be honest this transgender day of visibility has been entirely hollow to me. smarter blogs than mine have said it, but over the last few months there hasn’t been a day where transfems have had a single fucking second of release from this constant panopticon of hyper-visibility that has been constructed around us.

how am i supposed to feel happy at all in the fact that i’m “seen” when the only thing that visibility has brought my community is destruction?

mumblesplash:

norfkid:

BRO

thelandofmemes:

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

gloowgay:

please, please and please.

eugeniedanglars:

randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

aeroargonic:

I-it’s…it’s…it’s b-boopin’ t-time…

creatingblackcharacters:

All right y'all. Here’s another tidbit:

“POC” means Person of Color.

If you’re referring to a specific noun- person, artist, writer, actor, teacher, etc.-

It is _NOUN_ of color! Artist of color, writer of color, teacher of color.

Please stop saying “poc character, poc artist” (person of color character person of color artist). While I recognize that if you chose to follow me, you likely had no mal-intent, it comes off in a very… Distancing way. “How can you claim to care about me and you don’t even know what you’re saying” way. If you know someone’s race or ethnicity, feel free to say that! Black artist, Filipino writer, Indian character, etc. It’s okay to be specific! Our goal is intent, and part of being intentional is knowing what we’re saying when we’re saying it. 👍🏾

feluka:

i like to pick up feathers while out on a walk, and today i decided to trim and paint this dove feather i’d found and cleaned a while ago.

it’s not quite proportionally accurate and the feather didn’t take the watercolor paint as easily as i was hoping, but i’m happy with it as a first attempt!

i don’t have another pure white feather in my collection right now but as soon as i pick up another one i’ll try again :]

lesbiandog42069:

charlottan:

the existence of sweet tea implies the existence of another, less sweetened, unsweet tea

brucesterling:

flagellant:

archibaldtuttle:

Forever baffled by the fact that Tim Burton is still thought of as a defender of oddness. He treats monsters as things to be gawked at, to be drawn and imagined, then put away in a safe little box. He doesn’t love monsters, he loves freak shows.

“Tim Burton is a defender of oddness!” Tim Burton can’t stand the idea of not treating fat people as carnival freak shows who are usually some flavor of cruel, disgusting, and/or just flat-out evil. He thinks he loves monsters so long as the monsters are coded as conventionally attractive skinny white people.

goodriddancedeluxe:

best summer fruit

watermelon

mango

no third option you have to pick one, reblog after voting <3

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

gayweedanimal:

correliebre:

Facu says BOOP!

I just want to hangout with other queer people without fear

our-queer-experience:

🫂

the-haiku-bot:

thenyanguardparty:

“tag, you’re it”

*you look down at your shirt and you have an it/its pronouns pin on now*

*you look down at your

shirt and you have an it/its

pronouns pin on now*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cobbbvanth:

#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

deanwinchesterapologist:

Professors are always like “make sure the scope of your project is narrow so that completion is feasible” ok well what if I want to know everything

obsolescencia:

slyandthefamilybook:

hey don’t cry. 10 million boops

lizzybeanbutt:

uranium:

sasukemexican:

calware:

sure what’s the worst that could happen

@uranium

you don’t say

ominouspuff:

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

blackbird-brewster:

If you OPT-IN, you can boop your moots!!!!

  1. Click opt-in
  2. Look for urls that have ’Boop’ next to them
  3. BOOP people to get the special Booper badge!! 🐾

UPDATE: To SUPER-BOOP someone, you have to be on desktop. Hover your courser over the boop paw button until it shakes. Then send it!

Earn Boop Badges for Your Profile:

1 boop given = Booper (white paw)

314 boops given = Bountiful Booper (orange paw)

1000 boops given = Booper Breaker (black paw)

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

hungwy:

omw to get TUM BLR. see you in an hour or so

wait could I achieve this

heartofaspen:

heartofaspen:

is this how julius caesar felt

mewlius caesfur

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

this is war

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

love particle physics. hadrons, bosons, baryons, gluons, uhhh… klingons. morons. hardons. just a bunch of great particles to admire

it was a compromise with the physics fujoshis to avoid having to call them the uke and seme quarks

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

woah

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

aubnoxiously:

hello unassuming tumblr user. i am in front of you with big fucking paws. today is april 1st. are you prepared

homophobinnit-deactivated202409:

alright I’m gonna go draw (looks around nervously)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

tumblr april fools is driving me to put my relationship into the fargo wood chipper

he keeps looking up from his phone at me, trying to gauge if i’ve noticed.

argreion-deactivated20240813:

Creating this post so everyone can spam me with boops idc who you are BUT DO IT

(reblog if I can spam you with like 100 boops or smth)

Edit: Y'ALL WILD???? ILY GUYS SM HOLY HELL???

EDIT 2: I CAN’T BOOP EVERYONE 100 TIMES IM SORRY I’LL BOOP Y'ALL 20 OR 50 TIMES PROMISE

EDIT 3 EDITED BC UHHHH

COMMENT IF YOU WANT BOOP SPAM OMG AHHHHH 😭

EDIT 4: I’M ALMOST AT TUMBLRRRRR HOLY SHIT?? Y'all are so sweet :((

EDIT 5: I AM HELLA LATE WITH MY BOOPS BCFSAIHC

EDIT 6:

Does anyone know anything bout this… Anything above Tumblr?

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn’t really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

retrogamingblog2:

chaosorganizer:

a-book-of-creatures:

bogleech:

sharksauce:

argumate:

bettalbimarginata:

bogleech:

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

image

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

image

This thing is one of the most successful hunters on the planet. Because their mouth is fused shut, except for the tip, they can create a powerful suction force in front of that one little opening in order to draw in prey. 

Lions have a 20-30% success rate on their hunts, depending on daytime and if they’re in a group. Great white sharks, anywhere from 40% to 80%, depending on the size and skill of the individual. Dragonflies, which are one of the most successful terrestrial hunters, can hit about 80-85%. Seahorses? 90% success rate, sometimes more. Only a fraction of their prey escapes that powerful vacuum. They’re incredibly precise. 

If you touch them, they feel hard, because of the skeleton underneath their skin. Their tails are being studied to make coiling bridges, because of how strong that interlocked structure is. Different species range in size from over a foot long, to barely an inch. 

Behold: not just a fish, but a wildly successful predator! 

horsey

don’t forget their majestic cousins the sea dragons! these are the leafy and weedy sea dragons


and the newest seahorse family member, discovered in 2015, the ruby sea dragon ❤️


Yeah that’s when someone tried to straighten the seahorse back out and it still didn’t look right. The more they bent and mushed it in their hands to look like a fish again the worse they fucked it up until finally they just left it and walked off and hoped nobody would ask who did this

(I love them so much)

Syngnathiformes my beloved. Always happy to see my favorite weird fishes get appreciated.

And if you want to expand your horizons on the order, may I suggest trumpetfishes

dragonfishes

cornetfishes

pipefishes

and ghost pipefishes

@a-book-of-creatures

This has to be my alltime favorite image of a banded pipefish. Thank you so much!!

As thanks let me gift you this image of an absolute 34cm unit of a spiny seahorse wich was caught in the channel south of england ( and later released healthily ) in 2015.

sunnywalnut:

Zionists can honestly be hilarious. Like one moment they’re acting like a normal human being and then the next they’re blaming innocent babies for the world going bad.

Like no bro.

The babies aren’t the problem.

It’s the guy who kills the babies.

Though I know that might be a bit confusing.

Free Palestine.