April 2024

ratbastard69420:

quail-lord-socki:

quail-lord-socki:

copepods:

man i love scrolling innocently on tumblr mobile. sure hope there wont be 2 gayboy shirtless vampires staring at me

I apologize. I thought this was some funny coincidence because this was the first time I saw the ad but no they literally are Fucking Everywhere

Lmao look at these ad blockerless fools, I have not seen a buff gay vampire add in YEARS.

moxxifoxxi:

homunculus-argument:

I came up with a new saying:

“You wouldn’t bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven.”

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn’t enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you’re also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

Capitalism runs on cat ovens.

whos-this-lisa-person:

drpathetique:

triskeleaficionado:

UC or ER?

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

Urgent Care is for your “Oh no!” accidents.

Emergency Care is for your “Oh fuck!” accidents.

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

confusedwitch:

lesbian-velma-rights:

glass-trash-bab:

femur-theif:

memesandmylife:

miceprincess:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

newtonscamader:

emancaz:

emancaz:

thoodleoo:

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades


Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans


Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

Also Hermes, God of messengers

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

gothiccharmschool:

ecrivainsolitaire:

danlous:

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It’s simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw, a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn’t necessarily mean that the character is ‘wrong’, it definitely doesn’t mean that they’re wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don’t even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

Some types of unreliable narrator:

The Watson: is present for the event but does not have the same level of perception as protagonist

The Lemony Snicket: isn’t present for the event, reconstructs the facts based on later research, can get things wrong or incomplete

The Ted Moseby: is present for the event but has romanticised and embellished their memory of it through nostalgia to an extent that you cannot fully believe it; is also prone to misremembering or outright forgetting details.

The Katniss Everdeen: is present for the event, is the protagonist, but is completely foreign to the world and out of their depth so they don’t quite understand a lot of what is going on.

The Rose Quartz: is present for the event, but due to their personal agenda or feelings of shame hides and embellishes what actually happened in favour of a version that paints them in a better light.

The Big Brother: overwrites what actually happened in favour of propaganda.

The Jonathan Harker: is absolutely clueless about what is going on around them and the genre they’re in so their perception of events is tinted by their own naivety.

The Goob: the narrator’s own emotional bias clouds their judgement of what really happened.

The Tyler Durden: the narrator is suffering from hallucinations and doesn’t realise it.

The Pi: the narrator has survived a traumatic experience and copes with it by turning it into a wonderful tale.

Everyone is the unreliable narrator of their own lives.

EVERYONE! IS THE! UNRELIABLE! NARRATOR! OF THEIR OWN LIVES!!

itsady:

when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

huffylemon:

arolityerses:

catchymemes:

memingursa:

no-place-for-strange-birds:

pieceofcandycorn:

acitybythelightunited:

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

what compelled you to do this

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

death-threat-collector:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

  • vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
  • which is why more than 99% of what we call “vanilla extract” is actually vanillin (vanilla’s dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
  • luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
  • why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
  • vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
  • then, if you’re lucky, you get vanilla beans.
  • which then require months of further specialized treatment.
  • the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
  • vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
  • the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl–the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
  • it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
  • which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
  • Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today–launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
  • today, the majority of the world’s vanilla is grown in Madagascar
  • if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully–it’s harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

(src)

Okay, but what about Saffron? Why is that more expensive?

ok i love saffron but it is a fucking CUNT look at this shit:

this is saffron. it’s made up of tiny red threads. each of those threads?

she’s such a whore why do i love her

ratbastard69420:

beardedmrbean:

highlandvalley:


Boat owners moving a large floating island out of the way on Wisconsin’s Lake Chippewa
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1752933191344615440

This just screams USA to me

How is that island even floating

0x4468c7a6a728:

human-south-of-north-pole:

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phallus

this doesn’t render on windows unless next to a non-phallus hieroglyph so here is a version for windows users:

𓀐𓂸

eothemagnificent:

great-and-small:

I have strong opinions regarding the walrus/fairy poll

In all fairness the original poll wasn’t asking “which outcome would be more likely”, it was asking “which outcome would be more surprising”.

And yes on one level those SEEM like they should be the same question, but actually one is a question of objective statistics and the other is a question of human heuristics.

In short it’s cognitively easier to reconcile “fairies are real” than it is to contend with “there is a walrus somewhere that a walrus Should Not Be” because our mental representation of fairies is pretty flexible, so it’s easily reevaluated. Meanwhile our mental representation of walruses is very well-defined and contains a lot of small rules like “do not live here” or “physically cannot knock on doors, and would not know to do so”—and resolving that many broken rules is just cognitively overwhelming for humans.

athena-turns-into-an-eagle:

browsethestacks:

anxietyproblem:

thoughtstherapy:

Reminder.

This

cant be pissing all day

disastergay:

thundergrace:

This was very lovely to wake up to. It’s completely legit, in the replies people posted videos and pictures of the ‘walk for El Vaquita’, the fake protest to get El Vaquita desperately needed medical attention.

The comments in the tweet lead to celebration of a another Chilean comrade doggo named Negro Matapacos. And this is exactly the kind of education I want this month.

I love him. also

same energy

fintan-pyren:

a walrus is in a truck, being transported to a zoo -> the truck drivers become distracted and step out of the truck momentarily, leaving the keys in the ignition -> drunk college students steal the truck and drive off with the walrus -> oh fuck, there’s a walrus in the truck -> we fucked up -> we can’t just ditch the truck somewhere like we were planning. not with a walrus in it -> we need to get rid of the walrus -> drunk college students back up to the doorstep of a random house and lure the walrus out with fish -> drunk college students knock on the door and quickly drive away -> the walrus is now someone else’s problem

gjjuddmk2:

tartrazeen:

tartrazeen:

slutdge:

squint for me real quick

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

missusmousse:

nothingdoingcomic:

p1: Louis is walking towards a water cooler, Summer grousing behind him. Summer: I just can’t believe you’re asking me to compromise my work for the sake of a marketing gimmick. Louis: Look Summer, I’ll level with you
p2: Louis looks back as he lifts a cup from the dispenser. L: I agree that this is a bad move, but it’s what the owner wants. We at least have to try it out. After a few weeks, we can start easing back the time limit until it eventually gets back to normal.
p3: Summer crosses her arms as Louis fills his cup. S: And until then, I’ll be rushing all my proofs and they’ll look like trash. I don’t like the idea of churning out work that I can’t feel proud of.
p4: Louis gives Summer a weary look. L: Your most recent project was a shirt commemorating the anniversary of a bitcoin-themed erotic roleplay forum. S: And it looked incredibleALT

Nothing Doing no. 27

ineffablewitch:

lady-griffin:

hockeyheart:

patricide1917:

peelingmandarins:

“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”

Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams
(via themedicalstate)

Jesus christ

Sleep is a super power

That last bit makes a whole lot of sense and it honestly astounds me, that I never once considered it.

But yeah that seems very obvious.

Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.

This explains why i am literally unconscious for the entire weekend. When the lockdown first happened I slept a full three days.

blender-pixelize:

muoncollision:

prettyinpinkcatgamer:

happyfork:

wyndryga:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

THAT’S WHERE IT’S FROM?!

was gonna do this one but it crashed when i tried to save it (fuck you webp) so nevermind

localcanadiancryptid22:

rottenbutrecovering:

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

Oof poor guy

adhdoofenshmirtz:

If I had a nickel for every time they broke up I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

tolerateit:

i love how the tumblr experience peaks during march-april because we love stabbing and staying silly

pixellangel:

“boop war” this and “tumblr pvp” that. are we not all bonding? have you not met people you would have never heard of? do you not look at the url of the stranger who booped you and think wow, i just met someone who thought of me, even if its just for a boop, before hitting the boop button on them as well? do you not gain joy from this? even in the heat of battle, our humanity shows itself. we glance into the eyes of an opponent who holds our gaze ever so slightly too long for someone who’s supposed to be an unfeeling soldier and we think to ourselves i’ll miss you, stranger before we inflict a killing blow. the boops show us we’re human

gender-void-partially-stars:

as much as i like booping i wish tumblr would put that effort into fixing the fucking site

the-haiku-bot:

strawberrycircuits:

strawberrycircuits:

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you’re going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don’t worry about the fact it’s just you and a mirror in the room.

don’t worry about

the fact it’s just you and a

mirror in the room.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

strawberrycircuits:

strawberrycircuits:

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you’re going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don’t worry about the fact it’s just you and a mirror in the room.

don’t worry about

the fact it’s just you and a

mirror in the room.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

r4smalaigf:

every little boop is also a head pat, also a forehead kiss, also a back hug, also a “i’m proud of you”, also a i love you beloved mutual ,also a shared packet of chips

hollowedskin:

gayestcowboy:

in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

“my kids know me as this ape”

veldian:

this is like if cookie clicker was multiplayer

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

spindlephysalia:

beyond-a-name:

plasmalink:

I theorize the reason “bottoms” appear more prevalent than “tops” on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

“uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*” easy as shit comedy

“I want to put my DICK in someone” whoa dude calm down, take it easy

No that’s literally it. Kink is stigmatized in such a specific way that it’s actually much more acceptable to say “I want to be stepped on” than it is “I want to step on them” or even “I want them to ask me to step on them.”

Like it’s much easier to find people talking openly about wanting to be submissive (which will be errantly called “bottoming” because being a sub is Ew Gross Kink) but once there’s someone to available to actually facilitate that, it’s Creepy.

it’s coy and demure to be wanted, but it’s violative to Want and that’s normal and good and hasn’t annihlated the ability of so many people to even communicate the fact that they can desire. God help you if you’re queer or neurodivergent in that cultural attitutde.

There’s also this idea that while of course kink is Wrong and Icky and means you’re Damaged, submissive urges must mean that they’re some poor abuse victim trying to recover from trauma and dominant urges mean that they’re an abuser looking for an excuse. (Some people do use kink to process trauma, but people use all kinds of behaviours to process all kinds of things. That shouldn’t be like, the assumption, and shouldn’t be expected to carry moral weight.) It’s not acceptable to express dominant desires because the only acceptable form of that kink is as a slightly reluctant therapist for helping your beloved process their trauma.

There’s a Childish Gambino routine I can’t seem to locate where he says something along the lines of “if you meet a woman who likes being choked during sex, well sure, she’s been abused. But if you meet a man who likes choking women?!?!” And that basically sums up the public perception I think. Subs or bottoms (the public perception treats them both as the same thing, or at least acts like they’re coincident enough that any other match is some weird edge case) are women or small gay men who have been kicked around and are trying to heal, doms or tops are predatory men looking for an excuse to hurt someone.

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #I’ve mentioned this before lmao #expressing horniness as a dom is very easily frowned upon too #like it’s no longer cute when you say you want to be the one doing the hitting #even if everyone around you was Literally just begging to be hit #doms must express their desires directly to a sub or in chats with other doms cuz ppl are so quick to say you’re a freak /End ID]

ravenlynclemens:

comic about internet

i scrolled down a lot please show us your pink cat again

ti0mumu:

piedaho:

the-adventures-of-dave:

piedaho:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

slopmaster9000:

this is the image some people use as evidence in their claim that my cat is “pink”. i assure you these are incorrect assumptions

where’s the forth horseman

May I offer a second, blue Dave?

ailithnight:

catchymemes:

And still the light shines through.

quillusquillus:

arsanatomica:

Tabula Risso

I’d like to add that the white scarring is so important to Risso’s dolphins (presumably their social dynamics) that it has affected the structure of their skull:

(sources: x x )

Risso’s dolphins feed using suction (mainly on squid) and don’t need teeth, other cetaceans that feed this way have no teeth at all (such as beaked whales). Those 8 fuckoff knife-shaped teeth at the front of their lower jaw are EXCLUSIVELY for slashing up others of their kind

weaselle:

caxycreations:

anexperimentallife:

This isn’t very hard when you know some of the most genius strategies in human history were incredibly stupid, circumstantial events that led to victory by sheer luck of that strategy working.

Case in point: Tsun Zu’s rival defended a city with 10 men against Tsun’s army of hundreds by disarming his own soldiers, dressing them in plain clothes, INVITING Tsun’s army to come in, and it only worked because Tsun knew the guy was an ambush master and thought “if we attack the city he’s inviting us into, we will die.” and left without even trying ON THE BASIS OF HIS RIVAL’S REPUTATION AND NOTHING MORE

Another example: Tsun Zu, on being told his soliders were out of arrows during a battle against a city across a river from them, had his men craft scarecrows, put them on a boat, send it out on a line, leave it there for half an hour, then pull it back in and used the arrows the enemy had fired at the boat to restock their own ammunition. It only worked because it was foggy and the enemy couldn’t tell the difference between the scarecrows and actual soldiers.

Stupid things like that work INCREDIBLY WELL if the circumstances favor them, so you really don’t need to come up with some multi-layered, Shikamaru-esque strategy. You just need to come up with a strategy you like for the characters involved, then write the circumstances (weather, environment, individuals involved) to favor it enough that it works.

unlike real life when writing you can always work backwards, too, which negates the need for genius (tho, like, normal smart helps)

so you can start with a thing like “nobody would expect an attack from underneath the castle!” and then design your castle with :

feature that allows this (catacombs from before the ancient cathedral was renovated into a full blown castle)

reason nobody would expect it (the renovators sealed off the catacombs, current occupants don’t know the catacombs exist)

genius reason Our Great Hero thinks to make use of this (his common sense but deeply insightful assessment causes him to question where the rain water drains from the multiple terraced courtyards and grand balconies (the renovators did leave a drainage system that exits via the catacombs, which works so well that the current occupants never had reason to wonder about water drainage)

one or two additional things that help make it genius (Our Hero knows the castle used to belong to the original cathedral people, some of whom still live nearby and are bitter about losing the castle to the current occupants)

optional: additional improvised stroke of genius during the event (Our Hero finds current occupants legendary un-beatable foe [previous occupant’s great grandfather] interred in catacombs and leads the invasion of the castle dressed as said legendary foe in his very recognizable armor that has clearly been sitting in a crypt for a hundred years.)

Note: the thing that makes this genius is that it succeeds, btw, so you write that everybody falls for it. If everybody saw through it right away, nobody would think it was genius, which is sort of how it works in real life too, there’s a kind of survivor bias in the way we see strategic genius

lugarn:

miseria-fortes-viros:

miseria-fortes-viros:

turning this into a poll because i am just so beyond baffled right now.

have you ever participated in/been part of a fandom without reading/watching the source material?

yes

no?? what the fuck

See Results

ok follow up poll because i wasn’t clear enough it seems. please note that seeing fandom content is not the same as being an active participant in fandom

to what level have you participated in a fandom without reading/watching the source material?

not at all

very passively; reblogging to support a friend, mutual, or artist

passively; the art/fic was good even if i didn’t understand some of it

neutral; i have discussed it with a circle of friends who are all in the fandom

actively; i have read a lot of fics and post regularly about it

very actively; i have written long essay-like discourse posts and/or fanfic

See Results

It used to be a lot harder to get ahold of media in the 90s and even the 00s than it is today. Today we’ve got an almost incomprehensible amount of media on media on media, but in the 90s? It was video rental hell! You relied on reruns or fandoms dedicated enough to make & distribute VCR copies in their free time. It was expensive and time-consuming so it wasn’t the norm.

The norm used to be participating without having seen all of the media because all of the media was difficult to come by, and that’s why fandoms like Due South and Stargate where popular at the time: you could easily read fic/participate by having seen just one episode or even just having read a synopsis. The same goes for procedural dramas.

It was accessible, in a way. It does make me sad that the bar for fandom entry these days seems oddly high for something that’s supposed to be for & about having fun.

homunculus-argument:

Another worldbuilding application of the “two layer rule”: To create a culture while avoiding The Planet Of Hats (the thing where a people only have one thing going for them, like “everyone wears a silly hat”): You only need two hats.

Try picking two random flat culture ideas and combine them, see how they interact. Let’s say taking the Proud Warrior Race - people who are all about glory in battle and feats of strength, whose songs and ballads are about heroes in battle and whose education consists of combat and military tactics. Throw in another element: Living in diaspora. Suddenly you’ve got a whole more interesting dynamic going on - how did a people like this end up cast out of their old native land? How do they feel about it? How do they make a living now - as guards, mercenaries? How do their non-combatants live? Were they always warrior people, or did they become fighters out of necessity to fend for themselves in the lands of strangers? How do the peoples of these lands regard them?

Like I’m not shitting, it’s literally that easy. You can avoid writing an one-dimensional culture just by adding another equally flat element, and the third dimension appears on its own just like that. And while one of the features can be location/climate, you can also combine two of those with each other.

Let’s take a pretty standard Fantasy Race Biome: The forest people. Their job is the forest. They live there, hunt there, forage there, they have an obnoxious amount of sayings that somehow refer to trees, woods, or forests. Very high chance of being elves. And then a second common stock Fantasy Biome People: The Grim Cold North. Everything is bleak and grim up there. People are hardy and harsh, “frostbite because the climate hates you” and “being stabbed because your neighbour hates you” are the most common causes of death. People are either completely humourless or have a horrifyingly dark, morbid sense of humour. They might find it funny that you genuinely can’t tell which one.

Now combine them: Grim Cold Bleak Forest People. The summer lasts about 15 minutes and these people know every single type of berry, mushroom and herb that’s edible in any fathomable way. You’re not sure if they’re joking about occasionally resorting to eating tree bark to survive the long dark winter. Not a warrior people, but very skilled in disappearing into the forest and picking off would-be invaders one by one. Once they fuck off into the woods you won’t find them unless they want to be found.

You know, Finland.

solidwater05:

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You’re not a bad person if you…

… and anything else I might have missed!

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

clockworkdragonffxiv:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.

The Glorious Violent Revolution fantasy is the Rapture for leftists.

#my take is that the glorious revolution fantasy

and the rapture fantasy and the apocalypse

fantasy all appeal to the same impulse

#and it not a Those People I Hate impulse it's a

human impulse

#where everything bad suddenly goes away

(it won't) and we can handle the aftermath (we wouldn't)

#i'm not going to blame anyone for enjoying fantasies like that

#where "enjoy" means things like "watch the walking dead"

#but when it gets to a point where people are

basing important decisions on it

#like whether to vote or not

#it becomes a problem

#fantasize responsiblyALT

clockworkdragonffxiv:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.

The Glorious Violent Revolution fantasy is the Rapture for leftists.

the-seelie-court-official:

it’s been said in smarter ways by smarter people. but keeping ‘difficult’ books and topics away from children is incredibly unfair to those kids who Cant escape 'difficult’ life circumstances.

why does little timmy, age 7, white, get to avoid knowledge of racism while little timmy, age 7, black, is expected to navigate a racist world while his peers -unknowingly or otherwise- contribute to his trauma about that heinous status quo?

why does little timmy, age 7, csa victim, have to live in a world where he doesn’t know that what his parents are doing to him is wrong because he’s never heard the language necessary to communicate what’s happening nor does he know it’s abnormal?

why do kids who have good lives get to have childhoods completely free of empathy or the ability to reach out to kids who are having a rough time? why do the kids who are having a rough time need to remain silent and uneducated about their own pain?

who is helped by a lack of information besides those adults who are already in power?

bioluminescently-unfolding:

dialmformisandry:

notogdenjesse:

dialmformisandry:

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

heyitscoffeetime:

Important Question:

Could a Walrus even get anywhere near your home?

Yes, I live that far North (e.g. Alaska, Nova Scotia, Greenland, Finland, etc.)

Yes, I live close enough to a Zoo/Aquarium that has a Walrus

No, it would be more likely for the Fae Folk or an Alien to show up at my door

Oh is this why I’m seeing Walruses on my Dash?

See Results

mihai-florescu:

Cant reblog that “why did u follow prev” post cuz i have no memory of anything. God himself just put u on my dash one day

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

you can’t fucking do this to me

erosofthepen:

erosofthepen:

sandmandaddy69:

me serving cuntlery

please guys this is the cleverest joke ive ever made