April 2024

hiraya-sa-dilim:

gablehood:

yesterdaysprint:

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

slimegirlwarlock:

bicatperson:

Okay, granted, it’s been a while since I’ve seen “all trans readers like one kind of fic, and no trans readers ever like another kind of fic, so it is Transphobia when you write the Wrong Kind.”

…but it hasn’t been that long since I’ve seen someone quietly wonder if they’re a Bad Trans Person for having preferences.

So it’s never a bad time to say: different people have different needs, and it’s okay to be fulfilled by different kinds of stories!

(heck, the same person might have different needs at different points in their own life, and that’s okay too)

splatterpunkrock:

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

songsofwaterandnight:

bluethealpha:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

You can’t forget this one either

Ok yeah I did not expect kill stealing in tic tac toe

rockpapercynic:

The internet is flooded with AI-generated photos and they’re getting harder to spot.

Most of the time AI is used for click-farming, but lately images have been used in fake news stories and product scams.

Most important: THINK CRITICALLY. AI will eventually get too good to make obvious mistakes. Being media literate means checking not just if an image is real, but if the source is trustworthy.

If you’re not sure, don’t share! You might be spreading misinformation.

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

foreverthe80s:

ambrosiadreamer:

prisonhannibal:

I’m so glad tumblr is my social media of choice because kids on tiktok have to write like this

weeta-mix:

funny-tik-toks:

Couldn’t see his name anywhere but he is Ronn Lucas!

marzipanandminutiae:

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

meme-conservation:

maeglinthebold:

soaringsearingphoenix:

stannisbaratheon:

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

@meme-conservation

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

squeakitties:

i make a lot of posts to the tune of “you’re allowed to be horny btw” because it’s becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the “wait to be a horny adult online when you’re An Adult” way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn’t chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it’s unnerving and scary.

company:

lawfulswampy:

sofuton:

memewhore:

thetomska:

phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

This reminds me of one of my favourite YouTube sketches of all time

spacestationjukebox:

lazylittledragon:

can’t believe we’re all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

frankiecorleone:

vergess:

jactingjoices-deactivated202406:

jactingjoices-deactivated202406:

we are in a media literacy crisis

friendly reminder that characters don’t need to be saints to be entertaining. and telling a story does not mean endorsement. art does not need to be all about morally good people.

IDK if this was meant as hyperbole but it’s literally true:

Adult literacy is low.

Child literacy is low.

Information literacy has shifted dramatically in the last decade, but reputable information sources like research journals and factual news reporting have been unable to keep pace.

We are genuinely in a crisis of media literacy, with ever fewer genuinely factual resources available in the style and language used by contemporary audiences.

It may sound condescending, but we genuinely need to remind people, or worse, explain to them for the first time that art is not evidence of real world behaviour.

So, thank you, for this reminder. Genuinely.

You’re correct:

Art does not need to feature exclusively morally pure characters. Art is not proof of the creator’s secret, violent desires.

amirrorcalledthemoon:

catasters:

creepymutelilbugger:

gjjuddmk2:

toastbutteregg:

x2s:

Moonrise, 2018
Jaime Ellsworth

deathandmysticism:

R. P. Alexandre Perier from the Society of Jesus, Torment of Eternity, Torments from Hell Used by the Missionaries, 1735

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

normal-horoscopes:

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hbmmaster:


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manrippedapartbydogs:

a fax to Pizza Hut. subject: warning transmitting one page. message body reads: on September 25th 2024 the child growing in my belly will be born. it has the capacity to outpizza the hutALT

r3333f:

we don’t have to fight anymore

correlatedcontents:

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define ‘balmy’

Balmy means “pleasantly warm.”

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven’t acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

thoughts on polyamory?

toskarin:

hellsitegenetics:

toskarin:

toskarin:

thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade

the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that’s how it kills everyone.

String identified:

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Closest match: Octopus vulgaris genome assembly, chromosome: 15
Common name: Common octopus

ogtopus….

superbowlsunday:

comment on the new ghostbusters redlettermedia video

delmondo:

ryu1964:

delmondo:

ryu1964:

delmondo:

ryu1964:

delmondo:

moonlandingwasfaked:

delmondo:

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

katie-the-angel-witch:

setzeri:

Going to a local burger joint is like entering a weird comedy sketch on its own.

Congrats on being in Nichijou, OP

catfindr:

rox-and-prose:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

“Don’t mind her snort” Okay but her snort is IMPORTANT

cryptotheism:

If a pic goes hard, try commenting “This pic goes hard” to make your opinion known!

gayweedanimal:

I think if I saw this image on a bad day I would straight up burst into ugly sobbing

bloodybellycomb:

Cookie clicker ass website

puphoods:

puphoods:

guys i heard the whole earth exploded

april fools. that didnt happen

sreppub:

sreppub:

did the people miss facebook pokes this much…..

what if i miss this

doublism:

hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

squided:

dongwater:

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

anarch0possum:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

this is the coolest fucking wizard ive ever seen

markadoo:

A year ago I got an anonymous message telling me that everything I post has already been foretold in a medium-sized book that they found in an eagle’s nest in 2008. Now every time I publish a post they tell me where in the book it was foretold. Like they send a message just saying (for example) “page 85 line 10”. The book isn’t in order, so it’s become sort of a personal hobby for them to find each day’s post, and eventually cross out all the posts in the book, kind of like a birdwatcher’s checklist. Once I asked them why they don’t just send me the book so i know what posts to make and they responded:

three reasons. 1, the book is very wormeaten. theres still enough left to match up ur posts to the posts in the book (tho sometimes it takes MUCH scrutiny!) but not nearly enough that u could write the exact post just from seeing the remaining text. 2, dont u enjoy coming up with posts? it seems like a lot less fun for u to just copy them out of a book. 3, some of the posts contain information about ur future that u definitely wouldnt want to know yet. u couldnt handle it.

dugaodna:

dugaodna:

heavenslittlemachine-deactivate:

on november 16th 2023 in the wee hours of the night a message was captured through the world’s tiniest microphone, the last words of a sugar ant tracing her comrade’s pheromone trails towards a beautiful, overflowing and carelessly (with no care in the world!) open jar of pacific northwest wildflower honey. as she marched onward towards the jar, teeming already with the sticky, broken corpses of her fellows trapped under the viscous flow, she was heard smacking her little ant lips and saying: “i fucking love free will. i love choice. love to choose what i do.”