April 2024

aacedust:

Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

if you want to help us convince congress to do something that actually benefits society, please check out the link below. we only have roughly 45 days of affordable internet service remaining from the time this post has been written

say that shit

As of April 19, 2024 we currently have just 10 days of ACP funding left

please spread this and reach out to your representatives before its too late to save this vital program

sylvia-on-the-run:

determinate-negation:

thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

to be clear editing the gray lady is a third party who keeps track of changes to articles post release for accountability purposes

woahpip:

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

genjichu:

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

Same energy as this post

coolfriendlyguy:

maxofs2d:

michaelwalsh:

imstraightedge:

michaelwalsh:

jstorofficial:

michaelwalsh:

it’s time to play chav or slav:

are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC

slav

round two: CHAV or SLAV

chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.

very true.. but is this power couple chav love or slav love?

trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next

god this was absolutely my best post

geeneelee:

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

searcherofamroth:

hey um are you guys seeing that columbia is threatening to bring in the national guard?

for those of you who don’t know, there were protests in the 1970s on us college campuses against the Vietnam War. At Kent State University, they called in the national guard, who massacred the protesting students.

This is an eerily similar chain of events. It’s mind-boggling that the US is so committed to imperialism that they would rather kill their own citizens than stop killing foreigners. More than that, that they would do so multiple times over, decades apart.

I hope I’m wrong and that the students will be okay. My thoughts are with them, just as my thoughts are always with the people of Palestine.

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

fairyofthemoon:

pherntinantos-deactivated202207:

soon-palestine:

molabuddy:

the. tiny ai octopus baby with little round head full of military secrets i am Absolutely Enamoured by it… i think it can playing toys whenever it want. i forgive it for anything

inkskinned:

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

agnesmontague:

earhartsease:

vergess:

devilsuncomet:

justgot1:

vergess:

raindearreindeer:

cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

That right there is a good solid burger patty with the intriguing addition of middle eastern spices 👀👀👀 (and as we all know variety is the spice of life, and spice is the variety of food.) I’m also intrigued by how she put the patty in the pita(?) which makes it a sort of burger panini. It looks good and I am going to have to try it.

I want to make this for my family, but my mom’s pretty iffy on beef that is anything but well done (dry as fuck) so I’m wondering how to cook it throughly enough without burning the bread.

You can cook it in very thin pita with a thin layer of minced beef/lamb so that the meat is cooked brown all the way through in only 1 minute per side.

But also! Red Meat is “Well Done” at 160F/72C (white meat is 165F/75C). Bread actually doesn’t even toast until 255F/123C!!

So, if you make the full size patties in a frying pan on a low-medium heat, or an oven set to 300F/150C, it will take about 20 minutes to cook instead of only 3 minutes, but it will DEFINITELY not burn the bread, and the meat will be VERY well done.

Here is the oven based recipe I suggested elsewhere on the post

@bananafosters In case you are interested also!

Confirmed: delicious

I’m curious as to what the spices/seasonings in the beef are cause I wanna make this myself so bad

There’s always fresh Parsley and Lebanon 7 spice (sabaa baharat), and then in the tiktok there’s also onion, garlic, and jalapeno. A lot of people also put in tomato, or tomato paste.

My favourite 7 spice is equal parts:

  • Cinnamon
  • Black Pepper
  • Cumin
  • Cloves
  • Coriander
  • Allspice or nutmeg
  • Ginger or Cardamom

But really, as long as you have the italicized ones, the others can be up to you. Some people use paprika and turmeric, some people use sumac and mint. It’s really variable.

Also if you don’t want to mix it yourself, a good Garam Masala will have all of these spices and a few more, and makes an excellent ready-to-use substitute.

note that’s coriander seed, not leaf (aka cilantro) - coriander seed is amazing, smells like a paradise lemon and is really good in porridge (aka oatmeal) - we’re one of those people who can’t eat the leaf, but the seed is really delicious and fragrant

internet shaquille made a super accessible video on how to make these, including the spice mix and what to use if you can’t access the exact ingredients! it’s quite similar advice to what the commenters put above, just in one handy video for your reference

localcanadiancryptid22:

rottenbutrecovering:

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

Oof poor guy

stealfromtherich:

cruxitedowel:

silly-jellyghoty:

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat:

lurker-lenore:

anonymouscomrade:

badabingbadabong-deactivated202:

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725:

eschatologica-anthophilya-deact:

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

For those who are considering enrichments for their knights, here are some ideas you may consider if you:

  • Wish to add long roadtrips to your knight’s daily excercise
  • Need them to develop some muscle mass and increase their stamina
  • Want to introduce more knights to the herd
  • Or just feel like redecorating their standard size enclosure

charlierakib:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

strawberytaetae:

rockplush:

lovegoodlesbian:

enoughtohold:

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

Will there be a drag show?

this is literaly a Key & Peele sketch

daily-spooky:

paintmeahero:

Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.

harpuiaa:

world-heritage-posts:

looseboot:

tchaikovskaya:

ghostjulie:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

The reading comprehension on this website……….

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent

world heritage post

redcurrants….

meara-eldestofthemall:

spockderangementsyndrome:

spockderangementsyndrome:

I know “60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction” has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn’t really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

Salute to our troops (70s careerwomen who put their hard-earned dollars into homemade gay erotica)

You’re welcome.

nemosquirrel:

klapollo:

qsatisfaction:

klapollo:

I love how we’ve lost the plot so thoroughly on what “pov” means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it’s functionally the same as rod serling saying “imagine if you will”

i am not a smart fellow but i am wise enough to not ask for context to this.

I’m not. wtf are yall talking about

retrocausality:

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

arnieinthesky:

kaosuqi:

striders:

saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

[ID: A tweet from depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) saying “I generally think wikipedia vandalism is unfunny and immature and I care enough about the sanctity of the encyclopedia to act like a total narc when people deface it. but there is one example that unfortunately makes me laugh every time I see it. so here you go.

In the comments is an image of Queen Elizabeth with what looks to be Eminem’s haircut with a header and caption reading "Yung Lean” and the description saying “Yung Lean in 2008” /End ID]

lmaonade:

the sleeeperrrrr

were–ralph:

brattylikestoeat:

then what do you do with the hole

baddywronglegs:

silly-ehggy:

silly-ehggy:

is 60°F warm or cool

warm

cool

See Results

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

Again, please reblog if you vote. At least like, man

For everyone not from the US this is 15.5°

communistkenobi:

a screenshot of a filtered tumblr post that contains the tags #taylor swift #warhammer 40k. end ID ALT

extraordinary things are happening on tumblr.com/dashboard

twirlytumblfluff:

plaguedocboi:

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

Open floor plans are a relic of post-war “we can consume as much as we want with no consequences” optimism. You know why old houses are full of doors and corridors and such? Because you can trap heat in just the rooms you are using, and not have to heat the whole house (likely sending it up through your high, barely-insulated, exposed-rafter ceiling in the process).

Consign open plan housing to the dustbin along with gas guzzling boat cars and other relics of the pre-oil-crisis era. Go green, go labyrinthine. With doors.

netscapenavigator-official:

I literally just learned that male carpenter bees are usually the ones tasked with protecting the nest from predators. They have that little yellow bald spot on their heads, and they’re usually the ones buzzing and hovering near you, just kinda looking at you. However, the reason they hover near you is actually because they think they’re being intimidating, and they’re trying to scare you off. If that doesn’t work, well, male carpenter bees don’t have stingers, and they don’t bite, so they’re only defense mechanism to scare humans off is to bump into us over and over. Literally just fly full speed into us, head first, and hope it’s enough to scare us away. I love carpenter bees so much. 🥺 Truly the himbos of the insect world.

organicmatter:

no nuance do you enjoy cooking

yes

no

See Results

cool-names-are-overrated:

dovesndecay:

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I’ve ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn’t know that musicians had schedules that we could see

Everything is a surprise when you don’t pay attention

saltedsapphicly:

grfld54:

judgejudyofficial:

ozzenstach:

juggsjudyofficial:

:

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

Imagine how I feel

loathsomespider:

im the guy in the studio that makes every up and coming pop star run 5 miles before they can record so they sound winded while they sing. yes this is a fetish thing for me and yes i get paid a lot for it

genderqueerpositivity:

Our state Senate will likely vote on a gender affirming care ban this morning, intending to get the bill on the governers desk with only days left in the legislative session. Depending on how today goes, the ban could be signed into law as early as tomorrow.

The bill isn’t just a gender affirming care ban for minors:

So it’s bad here and I’m nervous for the future of our trans community.

vympr:

duncebento:

vympr:

relelvance:

A woman’s place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

:

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

hellsitegenetics:

3e3a33:

estrogenesis-evangelion:

junglejim4322:

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this just in: relationships are now predatory if one person could beat the other in a fight. the only acceptable dating is between two perfectly matched warriors locked in perpetual stalemate

We’ve all been caught up in “would you have sex with your clone?” And didn’t stop to ask the real question, “is it moral to have sex with anyone but your clone?”

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Closest match: Cryptus armator genome assembly, chromosome: 9

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gremlin-pattie:

hempkitty:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

qwuilleran:

catchymemes:

migiball:

arrgh-whatever:

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you’ve ever seen

dps2004:

milksockets:

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

It was at this point that our interview ended because I was so overcome with rage that I grabbed the Bluetooth speaker and smashed it off the floor. Before speaker guy could react, I started punching him in the side of the head. Other subway riders joined in with me, and we jumped the shit out of him. I went through his pockets and stole his USB charging cable so he can’t charge the speaker anymore.

When police finally arrived on the scene, they were 2 hours late and shot an unrelated bystander in the back.ALT

luckycheesefoodie321:

paperbag34:

yokowan:

despazito:

Telling young zoomers to “just switch to linux” is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you’re throwing them to the wolves

i taught programming to middle school kids last summer and I don’t think you understand how bad it’s getting.

a lot of these kids don’t know what a “folder” is. some of them don’t even know how to right click. I asked my class to put a folder on their desktop and half of the students did not know how. these are like, 11-13 year olds who’s parents thought they were tech literate enough to sign them up for a programming class. most of them did not know how to add a bookmark on their browser. most of them could not touch type.

basic computer literacy is evaporating because everyone does everything on their phone now, but schools are getting rid of any computer classes because “all the kids are using computers all the time anyways!”

I hope they’ll learn more as they get older but many of them wont. the divide between “basic user” and “advanced user” is quickly shifting towards knowing the most simple functions of a computer, and the more people who don’t know how to correctly use their devices the easier it is to sell them shit they don’t need.

…what the fuck? wow, I didn’t even realize this was a developing problem jeez.

Y’all don’t even understand.

I teach primary school and I had a composite year 3 and 4 classroom (small Australian suburb school) for my first year (8-10 year olds) back in 2022. At this age is probably around the time I started learning about all these computer things bc I had a dedicated ICT class but society would have you believe that these days, kids already know all of it by this time.

Now at this school, these kids had STEM as a specialist subject but the tech part was mostly to do with programming and parts of a machine and all that jazz. Not so much the basic mechanics of a computer and it’s use (tho they do learn here and there bc it’s just embedded into the learning that hey you turn on a computer and access internet and log in here blah blah blah).

But I did a big information report research project with them in the final term and the amount of computer literacy issues that just popped up as we went along.

Googling basic information (didn’t know how to find google, didn’t know how to find information using google), clicking on website links and looking for information, using search bars WITHIN websites, basic typing posture.

ALL OF IT I had to explicitly teach.

Knowing that my Year 4s would be heading up to Year 5 where A LOT of assessment involves typing up writing pieces and using laptops with increasing frequency, I was genuinely horrified how little they actually knew how to do.

One of our major statewide (nationwide??) assessments, once they get to Year 5, involve typed writing pieces. And the way some of these kids used only one finger to do all the work???

I literally dedicated a couple sessions a week to typing practice and covering the basic parts of websites. What is a search bar? What is the refresh button for? What is a hyperlink? What is the home page? What is a URL? How do we use Google effectively?? (Keywords as opposed to typing whole questions into the search bar). How can you tell a website is safe or not?? How do you make a PowerPoint? How can you add images to a PowerPoint? How can you make a PowerPoint more interesting? How do you save a PowerPoint?

OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU COPY PASTE??? Like the use of the ctrl button was a revelation to them.

Now as time has passed, I acknowledge that my typing posture is shit. I use like 5 and a half fingers at best. But you bet your ass I can touch type and the way my kids reacted when I demonstrated that I did not even have to look at my screen to type while it took them a solid 20 seconds to find the s key.

Computer literacy at this time is wildly under-taught given how much these kids will be working in the digital space in future.

brendering:

itznarcotic:

Stage Five: Star Trek

bookwyrminspiration:

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you’ll be waiting a while but just you wait

so-much-for-subtlety:

mathew:

femboytorturer:

genderyomi-deactivated20240903:

genderyomi-deactivated20240903:

i think a lot of people would be happier if they viewed labels like homosexual and transgender as social technologies rather than identities

that is to say, “transgender” is a useful way for me to convey how i move through the world to others rather than some essential qualia. i am of a class of people with an infinite number of relationships with their genders

“There are not two sexes, there are n sexes; there are as many sexes as there are assemblages. And since each of us enters into several assemblages, each of us has n sexes. When children discover that they are reduced to one sex, male or female, they discover their powerlessness: they lose the machinic sense and are left only with the signification of a tool. And then a child really does fall into depression. They have been damaged; their countless sexes have been stolen!”

Gilles Deleuze, The Interpretation of Utterances

e-102:

i feel like this when m i’m walking on a road with no sidewalk