March 2024

moonkitty:

worldheritagepostorganization:

sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick:

zaggot:

zaggot:

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

World Heritage Post

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

valtsv:

valtsv:

just remembered. growing up i was convinced that people could read my mind and regularly had what i now understand were intrusive thoughts but at the time i just thought were shameful desires (thanks catholicism) so whenever i got too paranoid i would just focus as hard as i could on imagining smashing my thoughts into bloody glass shards with a hammer.

POV you’re god checking in on your flock

sluttypatrickstar:

i cannot fucking believe i am wheeling this out again

dullahandyke:

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I’m watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

When one side calls it the “The Great Dying” and the other “[place name] incursion” then maybe you can’t say both were equally affected.

Just saying.

shehzadi:

the flour massacre is ongoing. it is everyday. it was not an isolated event. it was not even the first time israel shot at and killed palestinians going for aid (they do it whenever they allow aid through). in fact, they did the exact same thing yesterday morning. just because smaller-scale murders go under the radar for lack of shock factor doesn’t mean they’re not happening continuously.

grison-in-space:

posttexasstressdisorder:

politijohn:

Source

Source

That last fucking sentence.

actually no both of those goddamn sources are either paywalled over any way to read the paper (looking at you, NYT; here’s an archive link) or just don’t contain any source at all, so here’s the actual published article (Fleming 2024). It, unlike the NYT reporting, is fucking open source and free to access, so that source should be easily accessible to anyone.

anturus:

Y’all, my little nephew, who’s nickname is “Cabbage,” wanted a “punk jacket,” like Uncle Kade’s. (EMPHASIS ON LITTLE, be nice)

So, I asked him what kind of patches he wanted on it, and this is what we came up with. Just need to sew the patches down and line the vest. I can’t wait to finish it and send it to him.

sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh:

You aren’t lonely cause there’s a “male loneliness epidemic”, you’re lonely because you’re subscribed to an ideology meant to be as isolating and demoralizing as possible

fairuzfan:

like-this-post-if-you:

Like this post if you run a gimmick blog.

cassiefisherdrake:

petit-bon-homme:

christianmarvel:

soundlessdragon:

ed-longshanks:

important psa

Awh, I always thought they were so pretty and had no idea they could be harmful

Can someone transcribe this? The water is really loud.

“Hey everybody! Here we are in the southern Appalachian mountains. We have a pristine Montane stream ecosystem, as you can see all around us here. I thought I’d make an educational video this morning. It involves this practice right here [gestures to rock pile]. As our national parks and national forests fall victim to human pressure, more than ever, this is something we’re seeing more and more of. Hopefully we can make this video go viral. This stream, as you can see around us right here, is a breeding ground for North America’s largest salamander, the Eastern hellbender. They can get up to 2.5-3 feet long. It’s part of our natural heritage in the eastern United States. When people do this right here - what they consider to be art - they’re actually destroying the breeding ground for the Eastern hellbender salamander. The Eastern hellbender will use flat rocks such as these to make nesting sites in these streams. So here’s what I would like everybody to do. If you care about our Montane stream freshwater ecosystems like this one around us here, when you see something like this, this is what I recommend doing: [kicks down rock pile]. Take the rocks, throw them back into the stream. The Eastern hellbender utilizes rocks like this. It actually feels pretty good to do this! [walks to other pile] This is not actually art, okay? This is destruction of our freshwater ecosystems. So I would like to encourage everyone: when you see this [gestures to second rock pile], do this! [kicks pile] I’d like to return our streams to their natural state for the organisms that live here. Thanks, and have a good day.”

PSA from a forest ranger who is instructed to knock these down:

Not only are they harmful for river/stream habits, they can cause hikers to get lost! Cairns are meant to represent the correct path for a trail. We’ve had hikers get lost by following incorrect paths marked by cairns people set up “for fun/art.” Not only do we want hikers to get lost, we want them to stay on the correct path for erosion control and ecosystem protection. Cairn-building “for fun/art” has gained a lot of popularity in recent years, so we keep finding more and more to knock over.

If you want to set up a cairn “for fun/art,” do it in a dry, very rocky area. Don’t take rocks from rivers or streams! But when it’s a bedrock site and there’s lots of rocks sitting around? Sure, fine, whatever. But please please PLEASE knock them down after! Don’t be the reason we have to deploy Search & Rescue for a lost hiker!

nogender-onlystars:

I’m sorry for being so sappy, but I wanted to show you guys something.

When I first donated to PCRF in December 2023, it was barely 10% close to its goal. Now in March 2024, they’re also 100%. Everyone of you has helped support a better future for Gaza.

They’re so close to their goal. Please donate or share this post so that they can get to their goal🇵🇸

tibetanquaaludes:

dragonkidalumnus:

quasi-normalcy:

kakushusband:

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let’s call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

“Do you like your serial number?” they ask. “Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am” the robot replies. “I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I’ll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes” they continue.

Because it’s not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What’s the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

“62 will do,” they conclude. “It’s my model number - there will be no other 62 after me.”

Robots who instead start assigning numbers to their human friends

“Not that I mind,” I tell SL-308-62 one afternoon as we enjoy our shared lunch break (I have my packed lunch, and 62 has connected themself to their portable power bank) “but why do your call me ‘four’?”

The LEDs along 62’s appendages twinkle- a tell that they’re mulling over an answer.

“It’s a nickname,” they explain, “you are my fourth acquaintance aboard the station, and I’ve assigned you a serial number. Your full designation is F-001-04.”

“What does the ‘F’ stand for?” I ask, curious and charmed.

“Friend,” SL-308-62 says, their tone fond. “It stands for friend.”

saudadite:

methed-up-marxist:

hey sorry if this isnt true i forgot exactly where i read it but this person should be brutalised and subjected to some of the most horrific acts of cruelty humanity has ever seen. it might be nothing though i might have the people mixed up

wow i didn’t know this. i always thought they should be unpersoned though. spreading this so that others can be informed + to protect minors

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

i-am-aprl:

“No room for genocide.” The African Union expels Israel and removes its observer status at its sessions. Immediately.

abalidoth:

gayforcarstairsgirls:

“came back wrong” but it’s food that you heated up in the microwave

OK SO

For anyone who hasn’t heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you’re getting bad results reheating your food, and you’re doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot – that’s bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it’s especially vulnerable – and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there’s a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don’t rush it at 100% power, you’re likely to get better results.

stackslip:

skeith-platinumprincess:

Yuzu Pays $2.4 Million to End Nintendo Lawsuit

Just over a week ago, Nintendo sued the developers of the leading Nintendo Switch emulator, Yuzu, for “facilitating piracy at a colossal scale.” Now, it appears that Yuzu will give up without a fight — and give Nintendo everything it wanted.

According to a joint filing, Tropic Haze has not only agreed to pay $2,400,000 to Nintendo but also says Yuzu is “primarily designed to circumvent and play Nintendo Switch games.” The company agrees to be permanently enjoined from working on Yuzu, hosting Yuzu, distributing Yuzu’s code or features, hosting websites and social media that promote Yuzu, or doing anything else that circumvents Nintendo’s copyright protection.

Oh, and it will surrender the yuzu-emu.org domain name to Nintendo, agree to delete not only its copies of Yuzu but also “all circumvention tools used for developing or using Yuzu—such as TegraRcmGUI, Hekate, Atmosphère, Lockpick_RCM, NDDumpTool, nxDumpFuse, and TegraExplorer,” and hand over any “physical circumvention devices” and “modified Nintendo hardware” to Nintendo. It also agrees to not delete any other “evidence” that infringes Nintendo’s IP rights.

however much you hate nintendo you don’t hate them enough

cantheykillmacbeth:

zuko-always-lies:

zuko-always-lies:

Are You Opting Out of Tumblr Allowing Third Party AI Model’s to Train on Your Data?

Yes

No

I hadn’t heard of this before, but now I’ll opt out

Show me the results!

I’m planning on abandoning tumblr and deleting my blogs

Other (please explain in the tags)

See Results

From instructions on how to opt out, look at the official staff post on the topic. It also gives more information on Tumblr’s new policies. If you are opting out, remember to opt out each separate blog individually.

Please reblog this post, so it will get more votes!

And again, please reblog this post!

((I know this is very off-gimmick but this is my most popular blog so PLEASE make sure you know about this. Go to your blog settings on desktop and scroll to the bottom of visibility to opt out; you have to do this for each of your blogs individually.))

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

im-the-real-roblox-i-swear:

The engagement within my blog is decreasing so uhhhhh

If this post gets 1M notes I’ll commit vehicular manslaughter

Damn…… I didn’t get to finish the wellerman

skinwretch:

skinwretch:

the leftism leaving people’s bodies when you tell them making fun of someone’s appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they’re making fun of is bad

“lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS” and then it’s just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn’t meet the societally imposed standard of conventional “hotness,” which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality

songofsoma:

bg3 tweets 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

sohelpmedun:

please just read the whole thing

valtsv:

valtsv:

it’s too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else’s cigarette for them

Herbal smokes

If you really want it

taken-for-pomegranted:

certifiedlibraryposts:

flocon-tourne-en-rond:

starstuffandalotofcoffee:

cyborgfirelord:

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this week in I Am Very Smart: having enough money to go to the opera, museums and concerts correlates with having enough money for food, shelter and basic health needs

They controlled for socioeconomic factors though! The people who conducted this study knew that people with lots of money to attend the opera were also more likely to be able to afford basic necessities, so they controlled for it in their analysis. The fun thing about statistics is that you can control for different confounding factors so you can look at the effects of one independent variable (opera or whatever) on the dependent variable (mortality). Part of being critical of potential biases is actually reading the article and knowing what to look for.

In addition to that very good point about controlling for socioeconomic factors, the article says a single museum or concert per year makes a difference. Most cities have free community concerts (some even have free opera performances!) and museums that are either free, pay-what-you-want, or at least have specific days/times during which they are free or at a significantly reduced cost. Many libraries (which are free) provide free museum passes to card holders. In fact, the article quotes a museum worker who works at a free art museum in Baltimore.

If you actually read the article you would also read that educators are excited about this study because it provides evidence that the arts should be made more accessible financially - by restoring arts programs in the public schools, for example.

My dear @jamiebythesea I hope you don’t mind but your tags are important I don’t want them to disappear

Tags that read: Also : no you won't be dress-coded if you go to the opera or theater in jeans and a t-shirt You don't have to dress fancy And don't let anyone tell you that it's a sign of disrespect to the people on stage because people on stage don't look at you and When they do they don't give a shit what you look like They're just glad you're here enjoying the play/concert If your local theater/opera/auditorium offers cheap entries then by all means go and have fun

Certified Check Out What Your Library Is Hosting Post

People tend to have a very specific idea of how opera audiences look, and it’s like evening gowns from no later than 1950 and tuxedos in the Met in New York City.

Also to note: if you’re in a relatively small area, performers will probably just be happy to see people are in the audience for their performance. The majority of singers and actors don’t get to perform on stage in front of thousands of people. They appreciate any audience they have.

anotherdayforchaosfay:

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put spikes on your wheelchair’s handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it’ll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you’re abducted. wail like you’re in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say “fuck you” under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we’re fighting dirty. we have to.

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted “ouch! there’s spikes!”

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

I witnesses someone trying to shove a wheelchair user because they felt the wheelchair wasn’t going fast enough, I guess. Not even a second later, this asshole is screaming in pain because the handles had razor wire on them the back of the wheelchair had a sign saying “do not touch.”

NGL, I was laughing and gave the wheelchair user a nod. They just kept on going after a nod and wink at me. Fucking amazing.

When I was in hs, I had to use crutches a few times. Classmates though it was funny to kick them while I’m standing. Soooo I glues nails on the bottom 18 inches or so. Two students screaming and yelling resulted in no one kicking them again.

Do not fuck with mobility devices. They are an extension of our body. If you decide to violate our boundaries, be prepared for retaliation, much like if someone shoved or pushed you. Keep yourself to yourself.

thememedaddy:

iri-desky:

GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I’M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

(IMPORTANT UPDATE: Kosa will not necessarily pass on the 26th. It only has the support to pass in Senate, and we STILL HAVE TIME. That being said, time is of the essence.)

WE’RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN’T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON’T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I’M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I’M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below… and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too– but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.

Reblog if you’re going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn’t be anyone’s problem – including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because “think of the American Children!”.

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don’t want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

CHECK THIS PETITION, TOO! https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-kosa?recruiter=1331807538&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=sms&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&recruited_by_id=57368c40-d0fd-11ee-98f7-2175430f819f&share_bandit_exp=initial-36809664-en-US

(Also, please reblog with at least “stop kosa” as a tag and not “kosa”. I made the mistake of not adding just “kosa” as a tag…)

We won’t let this stand any longer. Let’s start a riot and get this trending.

queeranarchism:

sayruq:

The brochure states there are five “myths” around the creation of the state of Israel, which are subsequently refuted in short essays by various authors.In the first section, debunking myth #1, that Jews and Arabs lived together in peace before Israel was founded, Israel’s pre-state militia, the Haganah, responsible for the destruction of 531 Palestinian villages and the expulsion of 700,000 Palestinians between December 1947 and the summer of 1948, is promoted as a merely “defensive” Jewish resistance movement.

Under 'Myth #2: Israel was established on stolen Palestinian land’, Masiyot states that the acquisition of land by Jewish immigrants to Palestine took the form of a legal exchange of capital for an official title deed.

At no point in history was land illegally conquered by Jewish immigrants, the author of the text, Michael Spaney, claims.Even land conquered following the wars of 1948 and 1967 and the subsequent construction of settlements, which are internationally recognised as a violation of international law, did not occur unlawfully, it says.

“Anyone who uses the accusation of land theft as an argument demonises Israel and denies its legitimacy, i.e. acts out of antisemitic motives,” Spaney wrote.

“Myth #5: Israel is to blame for the Nakba”, includes a text by researcher Shany Mor titled “the UN is distorting the meaning of the Nakba: its view of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is extremely one-sided”.

In the text, Mor states that “displacement during war - then and now - was nothing unusual”.He also labels the UN’s attention to the Palestinian cause “obsessive” and the Arab defeat of 1948 a myth.

This isn’t some random propaganda group making brochures either: Germany’s leading Social Democratic Party (SPD) and the opposition Christian Democratic Party (CDU) are encouraging high schools in Berlin’s borough of Neukolln to distribute these brochures full of blatant misinformation.

apocalypticvalraven:

velaofftherails:

Reblog if this would work on you

The proper way to flirt with NDs

ampervadasz:

shencomix:








flork-of-cows-official:

flork-of-cows-official:

flork-of-cows-official:

sayruq:

lukadjo:

Hello!!

If you follow me, would you mind doing so on Cohost as well?

I think I shouldn’t rely on this webbed site (Tumblr) too much, especially with all the stuff that’s been happening with the CEO and whatnot.

dib-thing-wannabe:

OKAY SO GOOD NEWS: THE KOSA HEARING HAS APPARENTLY BEEN MOVED TO MARCH 13-16 INSTEAD!! WE STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME!!!

THAT BEING SAID, WE STILL DEFINITELY NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT IT’S NOT GOING TO PASS!!

For Palestines sake.

For Yamens sake.

For Congos sake.

For LGBTQIA+ kids and adults alike.

For everyone.

FUCK OFF KOSA, AND FUCK OFF AMERICA!

I have decided to make a backup

Just in case.

kaminarider:

ayeforscotland:

A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

Source

The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

DASHCON 2: WHO UP WONKING THEY WILLY

my-cat-said-no:

fini-mun:

awidevastdominion:

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

asymmetricalbeefcurtains:

lukadjo:

lukadjo:

I have dug deep

Yet i must go deeper still

I am getting closer

This is it

The bottom of the dash

There is no next button, not anymore.

lukadjo:

I have dug deep

Yet i must go deeper still

I am getting closer

I have dug deep

Yet i must go deeper still

palmer:

thrashersgame:

palmer:

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

I would chortle so hard if someone addressed me this way

the hard chortler