murphmurphthejerk:

robinisnotavailable:

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

We need to reintroduce crackshipping into the zeitgeist. We use to be a society damnit.

finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

thenyanguardparty:

welcome to sex positions we have christian, dog, funny number,

bhramarii:

bhramarii:

enjoying baked beans with can-opener smoothdream

nyancrimew:

clicker training my puppygirl gf in daytrading for some pawssive income

liberalsarecool:

Language matters. Stop the passive voice in headlines. Use the active voice.

Bombs don’t fall, they are dropped. Starvation is not finding Gazans. Starvation is being forced on Gazans by Israel. Children are not in a ‘chaotic incident’, they are being killed/massacred.

femboy-jerma:

This is literally me btw :3

princesskatte:

It’s so important to be a gay animal person thing

goosepasta:

stoned rule.

goosepasta:

rule review.

heronhawk:

rickybabyboy:

I love my moms

bogleech:

paper-mario-wiki:

onehobgoblin:

iyashikei:

Congratulations Laios, you avoided the siren song by making it socially awkward. I’m proud of you

if you never end up reading dungeon meshi please at least do yourself a favor and WATCH dungeon meshi

I like that it’s implied to be a special song original to sirens and laios prides himself on having learned it not actually as a counter strategy but just as a monster fanboy

wormweb:

Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you

haxihoovis:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I had to kill Elon Musk so I rampaged through what I think was a SpaceX building chasing him floor after floor until I got him. The whole thing felt like playing DOOM.

It’s official, dreams can run DOOM!

queer-as-city-folk:

thorfireball:

queer-as-city-folk:

There is a Goose in your Amtrak Sear on the Acela, what do you do?

Hide in the restroom

Ask the goose politely to move

just fucking stand

fight the goose

leave the train

See Results

@amtrak-official

This is my post

@amtrak-official you have to see this

queer-as-city-folk:

thorfireball:

queer-as-city-folk:

There is a Goose in your Amtrak Sear on the Acela, what do you do?

Hide in the restroom

Ask the goose politely to move

just fucking stand

fight the goose

leave the train

See Results

@amtrak-official

This is my post

animentality:

thefelixc:

minophus:

Sisyphus

Help him go up the hill (your dash)

bugfail:

lazy but i couldn’t get it outta my head
og image under cut

Keep reading

plaidos:

every time there’s a new transmisogyny scandal on this website it follows the same shape. “i didn’t call her a pedophile!!!!! i just implied it heavily. and also even if i had said it, it would be right for me to say that :-) but i didnt say that so you cant say i did.” unbelievable.

the-chessboard-is-personal:

hammer bro appreciation post

look at this guy

cool enemy of Mario :) i like himb

he looks so happy with what he’s doing :D

Look at these photos!

this is a bop btw. if you even care

bootleg-nessie:

Forever paranoid that someone will see me hating on liberals and assume I’m some alt right nutjob

moonsfavoritedaughter:

the-trash-eating-llama:

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

bisexualchemistry:

titan-god-helios:

gamequoteshowdown:

dailyshinai:

kirexa:

thatoneluckybee:

i-say-ok:

walmart-the-official:

devourerofgocks:

hey let’s all do this on March 15th. on the website.

Hey don’t just like. Reblog.

I like this idea

ok!

Time to stab a tyrant for the ides of March (request all your privacy data and boil tumblr’s brains)

@dailyshinai @daily-teki @dailyrioranger @dailykeiji for reach?

GUYS.

we’re doing this.

we’ve worked together to get yttd trending multiple times, this is more important than that, we can DO THIS!!

and i’ll post to remind everyone on that day but until then, please SPREAD THE WORD!!

Oh FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS

@etherealspacejelly @constable-rohza @rainnism @detaia @frogofalltime @transboysgetknives @bassguitarinablackt-shirt

@skyethebisexualwolfwizard @cosmic-muses @holy-lemon-person @just-a-nowhere-giirl @transasfuck30 @catboybiologist @tranny-physiccs

MARKER AND READY

I say we get in on ðis.

@decoysender @dectech @moonsfavoritedaughter

yaaassss!!! :3

@h0ly-tea @undeadandsleepy @space-rocc @abloodychicken

You can also export your blogs.

istuilu2:

moonsfavoritedaughter:

the-trash-eating-llama:

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

bisexualchemistry:

titan-god-helios:

gamequoteshowdown:

dailyshinai:

kirexa:

thatoneluckybee:

i-say-ok:

walmart-the-official:

devourerofgocks:

hey let’s all do this on March 15th. on the website.

Hey don’t just like. Reblog.

I like this idea

ok!

Time to stab a tyrant for the ides of March (request all your privacy data and boil tumblr’s brains)

@dailyshinai @daily-teki @dailyrioranger @dailykeiji for reach?

GUYS.

we’re doing this.

we’ve worked together to get yttd trending multiple times, this is more important than that, we can DO THIS!!

and i’ll post to remind everyone on that day but until then, please SPREAD THE WORD!!

Oh FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS

@etherealspacejelly @constable-rohza @rainnism @detaia @frogofalltime @transboysgetknives @bassguitarinablackt-shirt

@skyethebisexualwolfwizard @cosmic-muses @holy-lemon-person @just-a-nowhere-giirl @transasfuck30 @catboybiologist @tranny-physiccs

MARKER AND READY

I say we get in on ðis.

@decoysender @dectech @moonsfavoritedaughter

yaaassss!!! :3

@h0ly-tea @undeadandsleepy @space-rocc @abloodychicken

dylynnistyping:

dylynnistyping:

So Missouri is introducing a bill that would make it so teachers would be charged as sex offenders and put on the registry for “contributing to social transition” of trans youth.

This is so completely fucked up. A teacher can be charged with a class E felony for using they/them pronouns.

They’re making aiding trans people punishable by law. They’re making it illegal to help trans people. They want to make it impossible to support us. They want to cut us off from all resources in society. They want to starve us out.

You can read the whole bill here: https://documents.house.mo.gov/billtracking/bills241/hlrbillspdf/5874H.01I.pdf

This part is so exceptionally heinous. It lists what a sex offender can do and be charged with and they added “contributing to social transition” right under CHILD MOLESTATION AND SEX TRAFFICKING

The US is sloooowly turning into literal hell.

What basic human right are they going to start targeting next?

Oh, all of them? Great. Just great.

dylynnistyping:

dylynnistyping:

So Missouri is introducing a bill that would make it so teachers would be charged as sex offenders and put on the registry for “contributing to social transition” of trans youth.

This is so completely fucked up. A teacher can be charged with a class E felony for using they/them pronouns.

They’re making aiding trans people punishable by law. They’re making it illegal to help trans people. They want to make it impossible to support us. They want to cut us off from all resources in society. They want to starve us out.

You can read the whole bill here: https://documents.house.mo.gov/billtracking/bills241/hlrbillspdf/5874H.01I.pdf

This part is so exceptionally heinous. It lists what a sex offender can do and be charged with and they added “contributing to social transition” right under CHILD MOLESTATION AND SEX TRAFFICKING

stele3:

anneapocalypse:

A little piece of advice for Americans navigating what will be an increasing number of posts about US politics in the coming year:

If a post makes you feel angry, upset, and hopeless, while offering no actionable information, scroll on and don’t reblog it. I know that is going to feel harsh in some cases. But it’s important to spend your political energy on what you can actually do and not be sunk into helpless rage and despair that benefits no one.

Helpless rage is exactly what social media companies want you to feel. It boosts engagement. Don’t give them your time.

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

we cant use the word tma because everyones affected we cant define trans women as amab because gender is complicated transfem just means trans and fem

theres a specific group of trans people that everyone hates thats under constant scrutiny thats considered sexual by default thats constantly excluded that can be pedojacketed and harassed at a moments notice. but we can’t name it we can’t define that group because what if describing my oppression makes an AFAB feel left out?????

if you think its okay for (perisex i guess) afab people to use the words “transfem” and “trans woman” then you need to never say a bad fucking word about tme/tma. we need to describe our oppressors and victims like ourselves. either let us have SOME fucking terminology or accept that you are not an ally to trans women. oops sorry, amab trans women.

incognitopolls:

Do you like beans (as a food)? Are you neurodivergent?

Yes, I like/don’t mind beans! (Neurodivergent)

Yes, I like/don’t mind beans! (NeuroTYPICAL)

No, it’s the texture (neurodivergent)

No, it’s the texture (neuroTYPICAL)

No, it’s the taste (neurodivergent)

No, it’s the taste (neuroTYPICAL)

Other

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somewhatidealname:

ALT

chronic insomnia machine

daughter-of-sapph0:

conurecc:

my recent operation saw doctors KNOCKING ME OUT, CUTTING OPEN the inside of my nose, & SURGICALLY REMOVING my septum cartilage - leaving me w/ 2 inch long splints in both nostrils for 1 week

it was called a “septoplasty” & it made me breathe clearly for the 1st time in 26 years

as a poor child, the evil doctors put me to sleep and shoved a tube up my body that sliced scars into my heart.

the procedure is called svt abrasion, and is used to treat Supraventricular tachycardia, a condition where my heartrate exceed 100bmp while at rest. those scars prevented certain stray pulses of electricity from triggering an extra heartbeat. since then I have never had a single issue with my heart in over a decade.

any procedure can sound gross or disgusting when it is intentional written that way.

I just find it strange that when cis people get gender affirming procedures like plastic surgery or implants, it is never described this way.

ayeforscotland:

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

oystersaintforme:

this is peak comedy

the-pea-braned-warlock:

i-say-ok:

oh-great-autistic-gay:

pyros-random-thoughts:

duke-chainsaw:

finnwolfhards:

this is superior humor

I have some to add:

M O R E

I hope you enjoy

ok.

MORE!!!!!

:

“Babe smell that? There’s nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It’s tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one…”

wordfather:

velcrooooo:

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can’t stop you

funny-tik-toks:

godtrauma:

ALT

[ID: happy international women’s day to our trans sisters who are not able to come out. you are loved and seen, and this day is your day!! /end ID]