March 2024

heritageposts:

🇵🇸 From BDS:

More than 300 Palestinian sports teams are calling to ban Israel from the Olympics over its genocide against Palestinians in Gaza.

[…] In Gaza, Israel has killed Palestinian Olympic Football coach Hani Al Masdar, destroyed the Palestinian Olympic Committee offices, and turned sports facilities into shameful mass detention and torture centers.

We can’t sit back as the IOC allows Israel to use the Olympics to sportswash its genocide in Gaza and its apartheid regime against Palestinians everywhere. Support the call from Palestinian teams. Join the campaign to #BanIsrael from the Olympics and peacefully disrupt the road to the Paris 2024 games. 

Global days of action planned for March 15-17:

Ahead of the IOC executive board meeting in Lausanne Switzerland (March 19-21), take the call from Palestinian teams to your National Olympic Committee, International Sports Federations and Recognized Sports Federations. Organize protests, sit-ins, peaceful disruptions, or awareness raising events on Israeli attacks on Palestinian sports.

For more concrete information on how you can participate in the campaign, see the link above. You should also check in with your local BDS-affiliated organization(s) to see if they have anything planned for these dates (if they don’t, consider bringing it up to them)

If you’re not familiar with any BDS-affiliated organizations in your country (or state/city), then take a look at BDS’s “Join a Campaign’"page.

There’s also a petition you can sign.

whereserpentswalk:

Being thin is morally neutral.

Being fat is morally neutral.

Being muscular is morally neutral.

Wanting to be thin is morally neutral.

Wanting to be fat is morally neutral.

Wanting to be muscular is morally neutral.

Taking steps to become thin is morally neutral

Taking steps to become fat is morally neutral

Taking steps to become muscular is morally neutral

Literally do whatever you want forever. Reblog is you agree.

girlnephew:

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

thekonlos:

scientia-rex:

khaleesi–daenerys-targaryen-de:

3rdbogwitch2theleft:

autistic-apple-sauce:

This still blows my mind

I will happily delete this if I’m derailing or taking away from the original message (initially I put this in the tags, but a friend asked me to reblog as text)

If you don’t want to pursue an autism or adhd diagnosis and you have access to a doctor or therapist you can get them to write you a note attesting to a symptom of your neurodivergence (rather than naming the condition itself) and stating the need for accommodation. 

It’s something my therapist told me about when we were still working in offices. I have sensory processing issues and on multiple occasions the noise in my office was so bad I broke the skin on my hand clenching my fist. 

This work-around of course won’t fix structural ableism and relies on you having access to a doctor/therapist who actually gives a crap, so still might only help a couple of folks. 

Thats a good add on

Yeah, I’ve done this for patients.

kalichnikov:

kunosoura:

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like “dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil” that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

xxacidnekoxx:

✨ms paint story telling✨
dog pill!

naamahdarling:

holleywoodsigns:

jethroq:

“Family-friendly” has been a dogwhistle for all kinds of evil horseshit since at LEASE my childhood, 40+ years ago.

Don’t fall for it. And don’t let pro-LGBT+ people use that language without challenging it, it’s a direct fucking quote from our oppressors.

spooksier:

spooksier:

spooksier:

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

empress-of-dark2005:

fuckyeahsnackables:

maggierobots:

patrocles:

That’s it. That’s the dream. I’m almost mad that that’s the dream.

That’s half the dream. The other half is being fairie fucking godmother to everyone on the planet.

See, I had 100k for a hot minute. Doesn’t matter why. But for nearly a calendar year, I picked up the tab every chance I got, i lavished people with gifts, I took a friend to Greece, I paid for healthcare for myself and a few other people, for lawyers to help someone get out of an abusive marriage, Christmas presents for a single mom of 3.

It felt incredible. Just to take away the worry and say, “I’ve got you.” Instacart groceries to a grieving friend of a friend across town. Pay the unexpected car repairs. Gift a young artist a yearlong subscription to Procreate.

That’s why I’ll never understand billionaires. If you could fix it, if money could actually make even one life better, why would you not do it? Even just for the kick? Hell, i don’t care if it feeds your ego. Be Tony Stark, be Superman, idgaf. When you’ll never be able to spend all that you have, even if you some up every damn day like it was your job, if you could end world hunger six times over for the price of a social media company, why wouldn’t you just DO IT?

I don’t have a coherent conclusion to this, except that if I ever meet Jeff Bezos, I’ll beat him to death with my bare fists.

yamikakyuu:

Me every damn day

vague-humanoid:

tonyzaret:

themainspoon:

cpericardium:

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

charlesoberonn:

cockworkangels:

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

vampyriah:

more baby sushi sploot

nihilistic-nipple:

56853:

demilypyro:

Thinking about how Disco Elysium frames communists as idealists who want a good thing that never gets accomplished because of infighting and frames fascists and centrists as literally the worst kinds of people to exist and people say it makes fun of everyone equally

And even among the latter two the game puts in a lot of writing to articulate the problems with centrism, how it is is used as a form of political control, and how it perpetuates a harmful status quo. Fascism doesn’t even get the dignity of ideological critique, the resolution of the fascism thought is just ranting about women and wanting a beer, it is beneath contempt for Disco.

The criticism for communism/socialism goes a little deeper; the alienation of the working people by intelligentsia, the necessities of corruption/crime, the avoidance of critique by calling it bourgeois (jealousy/physics is a bourgeois concept).

Fascism/nationalism/racism is put forth as pure delusion by people that need something to blame their misfortune - and to manipulate said people by demagogues. It is presented as what it is; nonsense, a myth to make someone feel better about themselves.

But at the end, despite its criticism, Disco Elysium puts communism as the only constructive ideology - the only future or humanistic alternative. The 3 others; liberalism/capitalism, moralism/centrism, conservatism/fascism are destructive to humanity either slowly eroding society or quickly killing it.

It’s only communism that allows you to hug someone. “A hug a day, keeps the bourgeoisie away”

posttexasstressdisorder:

0ryza13:

teaboot:

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

ur-daily-inspiration:

transgenderization:

you can pet me btw im cute. im soft

foone:

luenkel:

acekoral:

odyknms:

image

Peak animation

people on this website will come up with ways to turn anything into a girl

It’s a new religion, Universal Feminine Animism: there is a soul or spirit in everything, and it’s a girl.

starlightshadowsworld:

grifalinas:

charlesoberonn:

deathbyotpin123:

breadbird:

natalieironside:

chainsawmansheart:

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here… I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr’s not asking for my phone number. It’s not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don’t have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it’s a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there’s one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it’s that we want everyone to think we’re dead

Tumblr live did not die for this.

thebaconsandwichofregret:

notroadkills:

technofeudalism:

got coaxed into a snafu on that one

@girlsweat needed to double with this cause it’s so true right now

Yep! This is the very purpose of it!

tonyzaret:

tonyzaret:

Fans of Godfather and The Goodfellas will enjoy this one!

Yeah lots of people have done this joke-

but unfortunately I am being forced to make bad comedy skits with tired premises, this documentary explains why:

rochenn:

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman’s lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other’s meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You’re crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

tonyzaret:

untouchable-face:

tonyzaret:

untouchable-face:

lokh:

ACTUAL IMPORTANT ADDITION:

Okay, in saying the following, I recognize that this is going to sound pretty “out there”, especially if you’re someone who is younger on the internet.

And I will preface what I am about to say with some credentials: I am an Internet Old. I am also someone who is paid professionally to work in the horror genre from time to time. I am also someone who has studied psychology, as well as studying some NLP-type shit (that I do not find ethical in the slightest, as an aside, and I quickly noped out of)…

I also want to let you know upfront that what I will tell you is NOT to make you worry or feel afraid. I am sharing this info only so that you can “see through the curtain” as it were, and recognize media and stories like this for what it actually is.

The tl;dr is - please be very criticial of any online horror story that does not provide a sense of catharsis or release at the end, or at the very least a sense of closure or ending. Or anything that is about someone giving up control.

Why? Because creepypasta stories like this may seem merely surreal and/or hilarious to you, but shit like this is actually subliminally priming you to be more easily manipulated and controlled.

And a lot of these types of stories are absolutely aimed at teens and pre-teens, or college kids, fyi. There is also a really good video here by Ann Reardon about of stories being told over brightly coloured baking videos. Mostly though, these stories are about and aimed at WOMEN.

Basically, this story is linking a fear response (a sewer man! - that sounds bad and weird at first) with a violent action - or a taking away of rights/possessions (the coffee that gets poured in the sewer) that comes from someone with power (the soldier) who is “solving a problem” (thinking rationally - how would coffee dumped in the sewer fucking help anyone?!?!) where the victim (the woman) is shown how the solider is “right” to do what he did.

The subliminal lesson here is that the solider does what he wants to do, because “he knows better” than the civilian girl. This story basically ends on the action of “the soldier did the right thing” and there is no real catharsis or sense of ending. You know, the kind of message that implies “be scared, rely on those in power”. The idea that we should just comply.

And, as a thought exercise: the story would be so, so much different if it were a sweet little old lady that took the coffee.
The initial scare/weirdness factor could still be there, but it wouldn’t have that same ‘heaviness’ feeling to it, you know?

Please just think smartly about media, okay?

By the way, I am the creator of the Sewer Man post, and here is the ONLY creepy pasta I have ever written:

Thanks for re-blogging my post with this addition, but uh… that “only other” creepypasta you wrote follows the exact same formula.

Sewer Man

jsketch12:

slitherpunk:

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa’s

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

tonyzaret:

I thought I left my keys on the table, but they were actually in my jacket- just another example of The Mandela Effect

tonyzaret:

I thought I left my keys on the table, but they were actually in my jacket- just another example of The Mandela Effect

tonyzaret:

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

hard-times-paramore:

sailor-arashi:

is-the-owl-vid-cute:

planetlexie:

kingpin-of-steel-act3:

Awww shit yall know what it is

Why bird do this?

Woodcocks and a few other species have mastered this bounce-step in order to trick worms and other Arthropoda into thinking rain has come by sending rhythmic vibrations through the soil as they walk. Many bugs surface during heavy rainfall to avoid drowning, hence why the sidewalks are always littered with earthworms during and after a storm.

If you walk with rhythm you will attract the worm.

No fucking way

doh007:

itznarcotic:

desinteresse:

paraceta-sol:

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

I started texting my mom during work when I wanna go home and she also started doing it akdjskd

Collection of my mom bitching about wanting to go home:

dutch is such a fake language lmao

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

bowsersex2:

bowsersex2:

How come no one’s talking about how Jerma came out?

I’d like to apologize for spreading misinformation last night. I had half an edible and was watching Jerma while high, and after hearing Jerma talk about his experience with having adhd, I came to believe that he had just come out as gay. That being said, I did find these replies to be quite humorous when my boyfriend read them to me last night.

screenshot of two replies. one is from earthbound yuri that says "from where" The other one is from neurodiverse nerd that says "like out of the ground?"ALT

one-time-i-dreamt:

My partner had a friend over who seemed totally normal, but when I offered him ice water at dinner he looked at me in disgust and said, “Are you trying to kill me? I’m allergic to ice. I can only drink warm Sprite.” Then he smashed his dinner plate on the floor and left.

alydra:

bsideheart:

did your house have a basement when you were a kid, and does your house have one now?

had one when i was a kid, but not now

i have one both when i was a kid and now

did not have one as a kid but i have one now

didn’t have one as a kid and don’t now

still living in my childhood home, it has one

still living in my childhood home, it does not have one

not applicable/see results

See Results

i made this poll because no one has a basement where i live, and visiting the midwest where almost everyone does was shocking. please please reblog and feel free to share where you’re from in the tags

Midwest: It’s the tornados, bro. Not having a basement here is like flipping your middle finger at the sky and telling it to do its worst. And it will. Yearly.

sacred-portal:

chaos-n-kindness:

splodey-goat:

blasphemyisjustforyou:

rethmyc:

divinesmite:

waxworm:

quill-of-thoth:

stephendann:

words4bloghere:

tealdeertamer:

iconuk01:

srsfunny:

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

This is clearly a joke but yeah, when you have to nurse brand new cubs and keep them warm other wolves are doing the hunting. One of the many benefits to a pack structure.

theofficialpresidentoftheusa:

godshideouscreation:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

We have christian bots now??

chirmartir:

Ch👏

frogmoss1:

emergency-broadcast-system:

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

hijirikaww:

teathattast:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

Image not mine!

virtualgirladvance:

What do you mean I have to like myself unironically on purpose constantly to feel better??

powerburial:

kevinmm6:

powerburial:

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

hiramekiicotl:

Today i offer you a low quality cotl drawing on a cat meme once again ‼️‼️🗣️

tomorrow? Who knows

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