i-say-ok:

legitimately:

JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW

OK!!!

status-updates:

jame7t:

You died!

• You ate 29,655 / 25,000 meals!
• You bounced 17,518 / 16,000 times!
• You listened to Lorde’s 2013 hit album “Pure Heroine” 15/82,900 times!

THAT’S NOT ENOUGH! HELL!

Notice: tough luck shitass

intersectionalpraxis:

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The funds should not have been taken away to begin with. This was and remains a mass collective punishment of Palestinian people -just like the continued abstaining or vetoing of a ceasefire in Gaza by zionist supporting governments at the UN. So many of us knew the IOF was lying. That’s what they chronically do to further their settler-colonial agenda, and many countries are complicit in this -especially the US that said they wouldn’t be investigating the claims but that it could be ‘plausible’ but they could not confirm if the IOF was telling the truth.

It’s just horrendous how Palestinian people have had to document their own genocide for nearly half a year now -and although we have seen horror after horror, western/european mainsteam mass media sources still blatantly remain silent about everything -they don’t give an ounce of coverage to what is actually happening inside Gaza through Palestinian people’s and journalists voices and lens’. It’s absolutely vile.

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l-art-stuff-l:

frostplays:

l-art-stuff-l:

i am committed to TWO THINGS

• FAGGING IT UP
• THE BIT
• 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

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i’m in love with you

sayruq:

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Anesthetics, crutches, dates. Inside Israel’s ghost list of items arbitrarily denied entry into Gaza | CNN

menfucker:

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh:

Me when working out actually does have benefits besides weight loss just like everyone has always said: 😱😱😱😱

intersectionalpraxis:

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Famine is in Gaza because the IOF has been and is starving Palestinian people. 13 children…and the state of Northern Gaza is just beyond horrifying -this terrorizing occupation must end. This doesn’t just stop at a ceasefire. The IOF must be held accountable for their war crimes.

0sicklysaccharine0:

trying new ways to color

also fisher man Narinder

obrienpolycule:

valtsv:

TOP 10 JOBS KIDS WANT

false prophet

wrecking ball operator

river styx boatman

urban legend

court jester

paranormal investigator

death omen

catacombs tour guide

curiosity collector

medieval falconer

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oojamaflip-whatchamacallit:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

melodiesblue:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mtomauw:

rattle-my-stars:

byjove:

byjove:

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

YOU CAN TORRENT GOOD YOGHURT.
If the good yoghurt has a live culture you can use it to make a whole pot of new yoghurt with the exact same bacteria culture. You’ll have to add flavoring yourself but it should be similar.

HOW?? YOU CAN CLONE YOGURT?

lucy-x-5billion:

tagfer:

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what’s bowser about this Tumblr. where’s the turtle

ive seen this before but i only just now realized out that hang on, a dude desperate for a date with a blonde woman he’s got no rapport with IS incredibly Bowser-coded

sayruq:

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viralfrog:

beemovieerotica:

probably the most real demonstration of online versus offline discourse on “transmascs versus transfems” infighting was at a transmasc meetup where one person was like “eugh i’ve just had suuuch bad experiences with transfems, i don’t trust them” and the guy next to me just blinks and goes “hey uh. my wife is a trans woman” and the rest of us chime in like “yeah we all have transfem friends, what’s your problem”

and then after talking to that person for longer we discover that they almost never interact with the trans community outside of tumblr and don’t have any contact with transfems face to face

sunbentshadows:

sunbentshadows:

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - “before:2023”.

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

shortgremlinman:

RT is so real for this

predatory-lesbians:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative ‘yass queen’s and call people 'mommy’ on their transition timelines

Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy’ and drawing skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people and calling them 'nonbinary’

Before this gets much farther: this isn’t a post aimed at cis folk only. being transgender does not prevent you from being transphobic.

people reblogging without this last addition are cowards btw

inthefallofasparrow:

winged-fool:

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

“Oh, not you as well, Brutus!” in that voice is the best translation of ‘Et tu, Brute?’ I’ve ever heard.

a-god-in-ruins-rises:

we’re so back

virtualgirladvance:

communist-hatsunemiku:

auckie:

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

trainsmask-deactivated20240310:

gwydionmisha:

The Internet Is About to Get a Lot Worse

11/30/23: KOSA is an anti-LGBTQIA+ censorship bill. It is essential you call THIS week. Tell them you are specifically against KOSA and especially against hotlining the bill.

Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask to be connected to the Senator of your choice.

Here is one that will send your reps a fax: https://resist.bot/

Even with the changes as of 2024, this is still dangerous. It could clear senate. It’s got enough support to. Contact your senators.

The vote is on March 13th.

Even better, contact your representatives since this bill doesn’t have much support in there and it’s important that it never does.

hedgehogenglne:

hedgehogenglne:

if the successor to the nintendo switch starts selling games for 70+ dollars regularly i’m going to throw up

no fucking video game regardless of quality should be nearly a hundred fucking dollars. none of them. i don’t care what you tell me.

birdhug:

i cannot stop laughing at send no pee

sovietnam:

114-reprises:

thornsilver:

tikkety-tok:

Yeah, you need to unmute.

vigilantsycamore:

maniculum:

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense…

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

Any educator who doesn’t feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase “Unused York City.”

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term “Rogetism” for these. Perhaps the best:

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I’m trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

samwisethewitch:

samwisethewitch:

samwisethewitch:

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

weaselle:

inthefallofasparrow:

hellyrgf:

teaboot:

brenna:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that’s a poem already what’s the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

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these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don’t know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been… like this

cloverineedluck:

leepacey:

totallyseiso:

demilypyro:

telltaletypist:

someone should have sex

not it

#can someone please explain the origins of the ‘CELIBACY’ boy band gif to me? #I have yet to figure them out via @platypusparfait

so the original clip is when BTS was on james corden’s show, and even the interview itself is so funny bc like one day before they came on his show, corden made fun of BTS fans and essentially said they’re all ~dumb teenage girls~ and therefore their opinions don’t matter, and obviously the fans did their usual thing on social media and nobody cared because it’s james corden

BTS comes on the show the next day, they immediately bring it up and call him out on it, they obviously all hate his ass (and they never come on his show again), corden’s making excuses for himself and avoiding accountability and being like “poor me i’m the real victim here!!!!!” and one of them literally responds to that by interrupting him and saying “we accept your apology :)”

after that, someone made this tiktok (and i saved it bc it makes me cry laugh every time):

and then someone used that tiktok to make the gif, and as far as i can tell, the first ever use of the gif was on the celibacy sweep tumblr poll:

anarchistettin:

ungezieferwerden:

i can’t believe this is real

spent her last minutes alive frantically calling her friends for help as her Tesla slowly sank in a pond on a remote Texas ranch

holllly shit

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law Angela Chao made panicked last call before dying in ‘completely submerged’ Tesla on Texas ranch:

macleod:

maddestmewmew:

maddestmewmew:

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

Perchance.

booords:

cheddar-baby:

onereyofstarlight:

renchanters:

REGULAR REMINDER THAT IT IS COMMON COURTESY TO SEND AN ASK TO THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED AN ASK GAME FROM !! THIS PART OF TUMBLR CULTURE HAS BEEN LOST OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO PLEASE KEEP ASKS GAMES ALIVE BY SENDING ASKS !!

Standard tumblr ettiquette used to be send an ask one up and one down the chain (i.e. who you reblogged it from and who reblogged it from you) because that ensured everyone who wanted asks got at least one :) and yes anon totally counts!!

Remember the point of ask games is less to talk about yourself (although yeah of course that’s fun!) and more to provide opportunities to get to know others with some icebreakers 💕 if you want to get to know people (mutuals or otherwise!!) sending asks to others in an ask game is a key way to build rapport :) you can learn about their likes and dislikes, share headcanons, check in on life, and most importantly you can chat about their/your answer in the replies of the post - it’s a time honoured tradition on tumblr as one of the key ways to make friends 😁

doubleca5t:

soul-hammer:

bettedavisgf:

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

Radical Centrism

bloglikeanegyptian:

i wanna be normal so bad but every few hours i think about how the bar for the future has been dropped to I Just Want People to Stop Dying and Have Food and then i think about how insidious and cruel that is, how cruel that this is what they’ve decided will be normal, that now we have to fight to raise the bar of humanity to Living and Eating again

because once people stop dying and have food to eat we’re going to need to deal with those who not only have the power to kill and starve people at will and chose to use it that way, but they did it against the wishes of the majority of the world. we’ve been lowered to unfathomable depths by these people.

mauesartetc:

redtail-lol:

If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn’t take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It’s really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money

YES. All of them. Every day. Here is the full list of causes.

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

waokevale:

Lamb does an ‘adoption’ prank on the twins to see their reaction (GONE WRONG!: They almost murder them ❤️)

I’m sorry, that I haven’t been posting much, I’m experiencing a little bit of a burnout and had less motivation to draw stuff but I’ll be getting back with more content soon, so dw!

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Oh this article just lays out how deeply fucking evil the democratic party and joe biden is man.