March 2024

POYO!

charlesoberonn:

Kirby, what are you doing in the Theater of Pompey? Don’t you know the Senate is meeting there today? Wait, is that a knife?

Kirby, no!

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:

stop telling transmascs that terfs harrassing them is their fault. why the fuck did i just see a post imploring trans men to “examine why terfs feel comfortable” intruding in their spaces. It’s because they’re transphobic and have no respect for trans men’s boundaries. How do you still not know this. fucking hell

people seem to assume that terfs have some unique ability to sniff out transmasc evil. That is not based in reality and frankly it gives terfs an absurd amount of power over transmascs within the trans community. what terfs are actually going off of in trying to approach transmascs isn’t some unerring transmisogyny meter; it’s gender stereotypes. If a transmasc matches their idea of a woman, they attempt recruitment. If not, they turn hostile.

So what are transmascs doing to make terfs think they’re good targets?

Expressing emotion. Discussing oppression. Venting about transphobia. Asking for support. Showing vulnerability.

Transmascs, especially trans men, are required to perform an extreme version of stoic self-sufficient masculinity under penalty of ostracisation. Any failure to project complete invulnerability will be taken advantage of by transphobes. And by treating said transphobes as unfailing traitor detectors, the trans community enable and encourage this behavior. Terfs are shown that the transmascs they harrass will not only see no support from the wider community, but be actively pushed away from it.

cromerholt:

noellevanious:

anophelei:

noellevanious:

puppygirlisland-deactivated2024:

noellevanious:

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

noellevanious:

cromerholt:

noellevanious:

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i’m a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm…. girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

isabelopaque:

“have you learned how to drive yet” i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

euniexenoblade:

the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel’s likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man’s name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc’s and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it’s like, whether he’s a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude’s real life. what the fuck.

cryptotheism:

It is 1880s America, you are about to spawn as a Historically Significant White Guy. Choose a class:

TROUBLEMAKING FRONTIER PREACHER

MANICALLY AMBITIOUS CON ARTIST

EUROPEAN NOBLE FAILSON

DOOMED FRONTIER EXPLORER

neurotypicalabusesurvivor:

a sidewalk with a curb cut in it.
there are multiple people who are using equipment with wheels. like a bike, a baby stroller and a cargo dolly.ALT

This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

rabiesram:

literally the worst thing ive drawn this week

abandoned-as-mustard:

toastbutteregg:

All the people in the notes saying ‘that’s too busy’… maybe this post just wasn’t aimed at you.

gardenoffish:

calamitouserebus:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

hellsitegenetics:

sanitymakesposts:

veryquitewhimsical:

fallhound:

sanitymakesposts:

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

on account of the curse?

on account of the curse.

Can you two stop mentioning my curse there’s girls on this website

String identified:

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acct t c?

acct t c.

Ca t t tg c t’ g t t

Closest match: Canis lupus familiaris breed Labrador retriever chromosome 30a

ambermayvlog:

0-800-go-fuck-yourself:

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

image

I fucking hate this website 

uncahier:

Tumblr needed to see this

walmart-the-official:

ilikeunicornsactually:

walmart-the-official:

ilikeunicornsactually:

walmart-the-official:

ilikeunicornsactually:

walmart-the-official:

ilikeunicornsactually:

walmart-the-official:

apolladay:

Make a staircase!

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Step 5

See Results

y'all need to vote for step 5, we need some more of it

YALL NEED TO VOTE FOR STEP 2 3 AND 4

Nuh-uh. Five.

GUYS DO NOT LISTEN TO WALMART THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE US LOSE

THAT’S NOT TRUE ILIKECHEESEANDCHOCOLATEE IS THE ONE ATTEMPTING SABOTAGE

GUYS YOU WILL REGRET PICKING 5 IM TELLING YOU WE HAVE WAY TOO MUCH OF THAT STUFF ALREADY WE NEED MORE OF THE ONES ABOVE

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WALMART

THE PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER WHOS THE SABOTAGER

ALAS THEY WILL FIND OUT TOO LATE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE SABOTAGING THIS OPERATION.

WOE IS US FOR YOU FEED US LIES AND SLANDER MY NAME.

WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU PEOPLE JUST THINK ABOUT IT WHAT DO I POSSIBLE GAIN BY LYING. I JUST WANT A CLEAN EVEN STAIRCASE AND NOW I AM STARTING TO THINK GIMMICK BLOGS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED

MY PEOPLE, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY DO NOT VOTE ANY MORE OF STEP 5. IT IS A TRICK AND IT IS INTENTIONALLY PLAYED TO MAKE US FALTER ON OUR STAIRCASE. CHOOSE 2, 3, AND 4.

You know what? Looking again, you’re entirely right. Everyone vote for step one. Step five needs more but mainly step one.

walmart-the-official:

stephen9260:

see you in the Senate guys

get wrecked salad man

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

reblog to uh. idk. frot with the person you reblogged from. whatever

partlysmith:

Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Panel 1: Two kids sitting on a blanket on the ground. The kid on the left is cross legged and has their hands on a pile of books. The kid on the right holds a closed book in their hands and has a stack of books to the right. The kid on the left smiles and looks down at the pile under their hands, saying, "You're so lucky you have so many books" "I read all of mine a kajillion times already"
Panel 2: The kid on the right looks over and says, "Why don't you go to the library?"
 Connected speech bubbles pointing to the left off the edge of the page: I lost a scooter one time. I might lose a book, so my parents won't take meALT
Panel 1: The kid on the right looking down at the book in their hands.
Panel 2: The kid on the right looking up and smiling. They say, "You don't have to take out books to go to the library"
Panel 3: The two look at each other, the kid on the right smiling. The kid on the left says, "oh" with a flat expressionALT
Panel 1: Close-up of the kid on the right's hand pulling the other kid's hand.
The kid on the right says, "come on"
Panel 2: The two are getting up, the kid on the right pulling the other kid's hand and smiling. The kid on the right says, "let's go right now"
Panel 3-5: Flat and wide panels to indicate spacing/time passing.ALT
Panel 1: Two kids holding hands and walking towards a long rectangular building with a domed roof. They are smiling and the kid on the left is pointing.
Background has what looks like the front of the building, with two tall cement ridges sticking out.
Panel 2: The kid on the left pulls at one of the handles of a set of double doors. The kid on the right smiles with their hand resting on the other one.
Panel 3: A kid's foot stepping onto a black welcome mat with white text.ALT
Full page illustration of the two kids in the lobby of the library. There is a wide floor space and they look upwards at the glass roof above them. They smile and the kid on the left flaps their hands, stimming. In the background there is an area with computers and tall bookshelves, an information desk, and a sitting area. There are scattered vague silhouettes of people.ALT
Panel 1: The two kids standing at a wall of shorter bookshelves with only 2 levels. The kid on the left tiptoes to take a book from the top shelf and the kid on the right smiles as they carry a stack of books.
Panel 2: Large black decal on the wall above the shelves that has the text "Children's Section" in white.
Panel 3: Close-up of a plastic round table with a book on it and chair.
Panel 4: The two kids sitting at the table with a book open between them, smiling. The kid on the left is saying something as indicated by 3 small action lines. The bookshelves are a small distance behind them.ALT
Panel 1: The kids sitting at the table from a slightly different angle. The kid on the left is smiling and holding up their open hands with the palms out. There is a smudge too small to see clearly on their right hand.
Panel 2: Two books stacked on top of each other beside the kid on the left.
Panel 3: More books stacked onto the first, indicating more being read with the passage of time.
Panel 4: The two kids looking down at a book somewhere out of frame.
Panel 5: The kid on the left looks up at the kid on the right, smiling.ALT
The two kids sitting at the table smiling at each other with an open book in front of them and a stack of books to the left. The kid on the left says, "I'm so happy."
Watermark in the bottom right corner of the page: @yeehawpimALT

retroactivebakeries:

harrykim:

lonelyroommp3:

putting this one forward to be heard by the great people’s jury of tumblr.com because i like to start arguments over nothing

is 7:20 “around 7”? no nuance button provided you must decide

yes

no

See Results

[ID: Tweet by Panic! At The TL @/Puff_Iya: Okay I’m having a debate: If someone says theyre going to show up “around 7” but get there at 7:20, is that still considered around 7?? /End ID]

ladyofthehouse:

vexwerewolf:

Yo this rules and is genuinely uplifting

It *is* genuinely great! So this is from October of ‘23! As of my reading this, it’s now January 11 of '24. I think I’m around the 1,000th note on it though, which is and is not startling.

Were this a “golf courses have killed ______ species” or a “you’re going to die 10 years sooner because of golf courses” piece, getting 1,000 notes would be a two-day affair.

I genuinely believe that at this time in our existence there is a moral obligation to share news about positive actions, and all the things people are doing to combat extinction at every level. There are so many things. Despair breeds inaction, and that’s simply not an option.

Rewilding is *amazing* and very much an option for lots of areas. And YES it’s happening.

zinjanthropusboisei:

thatdisasterauthor:

:

Protect yourself during earthquakes!

If possible, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!

Using cane, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!

Using walker, LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!

Using wheelchair LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!

Oh, this is good! Very good! Must look into this organization more to see what else they might have.

Earthquake Country Alliance is fantastic! I use this image all the time in my classes as an example of efficacy and accessibility in disaster info. They helped create the Great Shakeout drill as well!

sayruq:

komihn:

Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!

violxtt:

woodlandhomo:

vanta-black-official:

I complain about Grindr a lot for someone who 7/10 times can’t wait to respond like this

Me

kakashi-vibes:

why am i so sexy. Everybody wants to stab me

jewishvitya:

When I see people sharing so much of their kids’ lives, I think about that one time my child told a joke, I shared that joke with ONE FRIEND in a private conversation, and my child said “can you please ask me next time, before you tell people something about me?”

And, yes, I absolutely should. So I apologized, and now I ask.

“I love that video of you, can I show it to a friend?”

“Can I tell a friend about how clever you were just now?”

“Can I share this in the family group chat?”

“Can I show your art to grandma and grandpa?”

And it’s not like my kids don’t like when I share their jokes and puns and fun moments. They love it! But they want to have control over what I share with people. Even without their faces or their names. Even people we know and trust.

And they deserve to have that control.

it-is-only-a-novel-deactivated2:

Our X experience blogs master post

There are a bunch of our-_-experince blogs that are totally awesome, and I haven’t seen a master post yet. So here goes, in no particular order:

I know I’ve missed some, and new ones will probably pop up. So tag them in the comments/reblogs, and I’ll update the post.

I used this post to help me out.

Update: 13/1/2024

brennan-lee-mother:

brennan-lee-mother:

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

This post has completely broken containment there are so many blorbos and fandoms tagged that I have never in my life heard of

walmart-the-official:

tumbler-polls:

Let’s create a senate meeting. The ingredients:

constructive political discussion

cute outfits

daggers 🗡️🗡️🗡️

scheming & betrayal

homoeroticism

dramatic exclamations

having fun and being yourself

bloodshed 🩸🩸🩸

good vibes

one dead Caesar 🥗

See Results

having fun and being myself because it includes everything except political discussions :D

burntlikethesun:

if you’re just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial

genderqueer-cloud-strife:

Reliving an old political stabbing is fun and all, but personally I think we should celebrate The Ides of March by picking a new person to stab to death each year. There are plenty of eligible candidates seeing as most politicians are awful, and honestly I think this is what those that stabbed Caesar would want us to do to.

ollycoyote:

whenever i have to watch crash course videos for class my fish watches too??

dobrojutrodobardan:

enough girlblogging for today….my soul has fallen asleep…good night……

anarchistmemecollective:

depsidase:

abolish cars

just-call-me-vendetta:

thykingdomcole:

fuckup-perfectionist-deactivate:

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis…it’s not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry…

**Maybe you should reblog this because I’m actually worried that most people don’t know.

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!

EPI and NARCAN are both stabilizers.

After use, you STILL need to go to HOSPITAL!!!

flufflogic:

heritageposts:

🇵🇸 From Friend of Al-Aqsa (FOA):

What exactly is Coca Cola’s role in Israel’s occupation?

Coca-Cola has a factory in Atarot, an illegal Israeli settlement built on stolen Palestinian land. Palestinian communities are forcibly removed for illegal Israeli settlements like this to be built. These settlements are illegal under international law.

By having an Israeli franchise in the illegal Israeli settlement of Atarot, Coca-Cola is ignoring international law and profiting from the illegal occupation.

There are currently up to 750,000 Israeli settlers living in at least 250 illegal Israeli settlements across the occupied West Bank and East Jeruasalem. By drinking Coca-Cola, we as consumers are turning a blind eye to the illegal occupation of Palestine.

In 2022 American food company General Mills announced it was divesting from Atarot as a direct result of pressure from human rights groups, activists and others.

Let’s keep up the pressure on Coca-Cola to stop operating in Atarot!

Join our call to #BoycottCocaCola until it stops operating in Atarot illegal Israeli settlement. Make a pledge to boycott Coca-Cola until it stops operating on stolen Palestinian land.

For more info, check out FOA’s webpage.

If you’re in the UK, they have several upcoming campaign and events you can participate in.

Also, UK peeps: bad news.

Costa canned drinks, Monster, and a lot of those major brand premixes (Jack Daniels and Coke, Absolut and Sprite, and so on) are Coca Cola linked here. Time to give Rockstar Drinks a better market share. Oh, no, wait - they’re Britvic. Part of Pepsi.

Sneak, anyone?

goron-king-darunia:

actualaster:

apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

This is even WORSE.

To elaborate why this is worse:

Art and religion are all well and good. But information can be critical. When libraries burn, information can be lost forever. Because we photograph art. We have blueprints of the Cathedral. The Notre Dame cathedral did not burn to the ground, only the wooden structures did.

The entire library and everything within is gone here.

Another reason this is worse? It was DELIBERATE. It was bombed. Accidents like Notre Dame happen all the time. But bombings don’t have to happen.

So yeah, if you cared about Notre Dame, logically you should care about this too,

null-of-limbo:

ralfmaximus:

auntaoifesupersoldier-deactivat:

beaubambabey:

I am going to spit on Thomas Edison’s grave

Its really shocking how much evil shit can be traced by to Thomas Edison and Henry Ford

Time travelers keep visiting 1920 to assassinate Thomas Edison but are instead mysteriously run over by Henry Ford in a Model T.

I’m taking a fuckin trip to New Jersey, who’s coming with me

pionneers-lm:

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

cursed-40k-thoughts:

not-alpharious:

I really hope that when Space Marine II comes out they let you choose Titus’ pronouns just to fuck with this guy specifically

People like this convinced they’d be space marines instead of factory slaves making one specific type of rivet until dying of miner’s lung at 25

people who see 40k as aspirational instead of the scathing critique of western history and society it is

drawing of a dessicated corpse on a throne hooked up to hundreds of wires and tubes with caption "this is - your god"ALT

The idea that anyone would idolise the imperium is honestly absurd…. ( Clearly we should idolise the ORKZ instead /j )

thats-what-sidhe-said:

drtanner:

were–ralph:

Obsessed with this post

Me: [marching around outside King Arthur’s tomb banging pots and pans together] WAKEY WAKEY DICKHEAD TIME TO GO TO WORK

mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhh:

mvdrntimez:

hesperocyon-lesbian:

leviathan-supersystem:

the class war is not some hypothetical future event. class war is being waged right now, by the ruling class, against you, every single day of your life. the question is what you’re going to do to fight back.

I’d like to point out that this is the same guy who told millennials to stop eating avocado toast 6 years ago

fight the class war or become it’s victim

I was thinking about why he would say all that at a property summit. that’s real estate. this is not about that. why does he want to punish workers until they worship him? why does a real estate investor want a 40% unemployment rate?

it’s so you and your neighbors lose your homes or have to sell them for money to live. then he can buy them all for cheap, raise the rent, and sell them to other landlords. or use the land to build more big ass parking lots with chain stores that pay minimum wage

faehalfwit:

beardedhollogrampizza:

meloneons-deactivated20210423:

faehalfwit:

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

i’m fucking REELING from this tag @poetromantics

ALMOST TIME FOR THIS POST

markadoo:

gayvampyr:

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

Show me where I’ve made this mistake. Cite a specific time when I misinterpreted a post in this manner.

palipunk:

Palestine Masterlist 

Introduction to Palestine: 

Decolonize Palestine:

IMEU (Institute for Middle East Understanding):

The Palestinian catastrophe (Al-Nakba)

Donations and charities: 

Books:

Palestinian Culture:

Documentaries, Films, and Video Essays:

Palestine Remix: 

Voices from Gaza

Palestinian Voices, Organizations, and News 

sayruq:

anarchistmemecollective:

anarcho-catboyism:

anarchistmemecollective:

roach-works:

sexycraisinthanos:

gavinisqueer:

amanita-fly-agaric-muscaria:

zwoelffarben:

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

flowers884:

ashbelero:

jellyfemmedyke:

kamorth:

anarchopuppy:

anarchopuppy:

anarchistmemecollective:

crabs-in-a-trench-coat:

hennpilled-deactivated20220917:

anarchistmemecollective:

meme of a reddit wojack pointing and a frazzled wojack with bread, saying "omg somebody call security that homeless man is stealing bread" and three gigachads respond "huh? no he's not" "i don't see anything" and "imma keep it real with you bud, idk what you're talking about"ALT

working at a grocery store this is something i was so worried would happen, i cant stop someone from trying to feed themselves.

but it literally hasn’t happened. people steal fried chicken and pack steaks into a duffel bag. or they have me write on cakes for their coworkers birthday and run out the door with it. they eat chicken and dump the bones on a shelf they pay for the rest of their “groceries”.

i’ve never once seen anyone steal bread, or fruit, or vegetables, or cold chicken

Same

We have free purified water but no they steal soda

so you’re saying it people are trying to feed themselves

How dare poor people eat things they enjoy rather than bland staples, the only thing they deserve

A little disappointed that this didn’t become a site-wide week-long discourse topic/meme fodder because it’s a discussion we’re way overdue to have

Like, let’s set aside the practical concerns, like how “unhealthy” food has more calories while taking up less bag space, people can’t survive on nothing but bread and water, many poor communities are food deserts where fresh food isn’t even available to steal, and many people (including the explicitly unhoused man in the meme) don’t have a way to prepare frozen chicken. Let’s set all that aside, because poor people aren’t required to justify every single action to you specifically

Instead let’s talk about the sheer undisguised hatred of the poor on display here. “The fried food at the grocery store is for me, because I’m a good special boy with money, if the filthy poors want to steal they can steal the dried gruel powder because that’s all they’re good enough for. Or they can have meat, I suppose, but only if it’s frozen meat that they’ll have to go heat up themselves to prove to me that they’ve earned it. And make sure they grab some raw vegetables that they’ll have to chop and cook themselves too, that’ll be a good use of their bountiful time and energy. If they wanted not to be miserable, they should have tried not being poor, like me!”

There is literally no justification for this shit. If you believe that stealing bread from a chain grocery store is a justified act that hurts no one, why the fuck would you feel different about steak? Why are you even thinking about this shit? Why are you sitting around fuming at the thought of poor people having anything that makes life worth living? What does it fucking matter to you?

How can you be heartless enough to look at a society where people have to steal in order to feed themselves and their families, and your biggest concern is about policing what they steal?

“They only steal the expensive stuff, then they go and PAY for the cheap stuff???”

Gee I wonder why that would be…

I wonder why you’ve never seen someone with no house steal raw chicken before.
There are just some mysteries that can truly never be solved

For the record, I was homeless for a while - or at least, I lived in a motel by the highway. And luckily I had access to a mini fridge - and it was the kind of motel where people just *lived*, which I discovered when they served Thanksgiving dinner in the lobby to everyone and asked us if we’d like to come down for it. (I cried. A lot.)

That mini fridge was a miracle, but I didn’t have anything like a hot plate or a way to prepare food - just a pot for coffee/hot water. Mostly what I ate was peanut butter and jam sammiches, apples, and lunch meat and cheese if I could get it, because it was expensive. I never got to the point of stealing… but it wasn’t because I thought I was too good to steal. The smell of the fried chicken in the grocery store deli was murder. I just didn’t think I could get away with it.

If I didn’t have that mini fridge or a way to keep my food cold and safe… yeah, I’d probably be stealing that fucking chicken.

So as a retail worker who has five years of experience, I’d like to put my two cents in. While most people advocate stealing if you can’t buy food(which I do understand and completely empathize with), you must remember that you aren’t just stealing from the corporation, you are in fact stealing from the employees themselves. So many times I’ve asked for overtime and have been denied it bc our shrink is too high. Ever wonder why there aren’t enough cashiers? Cutting hours bc we need to recoup on our shrink. Also, on another note, the things I see people usually steal are high value electronics(like $70 fans, tvs, earbuds), makeup, and like $50+ toys. So while I empathize, please don’t steal. You are literally taking money out of employees paychecks, and depending on the corporation itself, you could actually get them fired for not catching when people steal.

meme of a guy smoking and holding his forehead looking incredibly tired and frustrated or disappointedALT
theapostlejodifoster: Why is it so hard for you people to believe that people are just SHITTY. People will steal even if they don't need to. They will trash places just because they have total disregard for others. They will steal shit that is completely unnecessary (Like a CAKE for their coworker. How can you justify that. What the fuck.) This is coming from someone in poverty. Get a fucking job and don't steal stupid shit. Steal actual real food if you need it, sure. But my god.  ALT

actually very easy to believe some people are shitty

@flower884 and everyone else in retail, I’m sorry, but you’re misassigning blame here.

The people stealing from your corporate overlords aren’t the ones choosing to understaff your workplace, cut your hours, pay you empoverishing wages much less than true value of your labor, nor fire you because they think the store’s shrink is too large: Your corporate overlords are the ones doing that and they blaming John val John hoping you and everyone else believes them so you don’t organize and demand concessions: and you’ve swallowed that pill like a potassum supository.

You’ve been in retail for five years; do some fucking organizing, form a union, fuck your boss’s wife, and don’t be the snitch that gets John 6 years hard labor for stealing some bread to feed his family.

It’s not that hard*, just do what Chris Smalls do: he led a win against Amazon. FUCKING Amazon. Successfully unionizing, or even failing to unionize but scaring the shit out of the corporate overlords that you might succeed will have a lot larger, more positive effect on your material conditions than bitching on the internet about poor people wanting necessary or nice things they can’t comfortably afford.

*Don’t misunderstand me, it’s hard work, organizing. Chris Smalls fought for over two years and a wrongful termination to acheive the win for fellows, but you’ll more likely to find success in unionizing even against the most notorious union buster than you are to baulk even one person from theft of either necesity or pleasure on the basis of, in my opinion, a critically flawed moral argument**.

**I view the so-called property rights of corporations as illegitimate***, so ‘stealing from a store’ is to me morally nonsensical even as I’m forced to recognize its legal reality. The point of this footnote being that I don’t think there is anything morally wrong with freely taking what ought be freely available to you, and you’d never convince me against 'shoplifting’ using a moral argument, least of all the consequencialist one you’re making because, as previously stated, you’re misassigning blame. Again, unionize and fuck your boss’s wife, yeah?

***As a property abolitionist, I also view a lot of 'property rights of individuals’ as illegitimate too, but that’s outside the scope of this discussion.

Also; what? It’s very sweet, actually, to steal a cake for your coworker 💖

Also-also, corporations have a budget explicitly to handle stolen product. All the poor people stealing food so they can not starve are not running them dry to the point that they have to fire employees. If they were at that point, they would already be shutting down so they didn’t go bankrupt.

Tl;dr:

i worked at ross dress for less for a year or two. they checked our bags at the end of every shift. a girl was fired for allegedly stealing some makeup.

they made us do half an hour of cleanup after we’d all clocked out or we’d be penalized for not ‘clocking out on time’ but also ‘not finishing facing’. half an hour of work at minimum wage was about 3$, multiplied by 5-8 employees per shift, multiplied by about three shifts. per year. forever.

they’d hammer on and on and ON at us about loss prevention and shrinkage, while skimming off 45$-72$ from their own employees in wage theft. every day. plus the hours of free work managers put in. but whenever we were denied raises or bonuses or pizza rewards or whatever it was always because of ‘all the shrinkage this quarter’ and they’d blame thieves, for their shitty secondhand crap they bought in huge remaindered job lots anyway.

my manager cried in her office once, for a company that extracted hundreds of dollars worth of free work off its employees every month, and then blamed the poor for our abuse.

you’re not being overworked and underpaid because your grocery chain is being robbed blind by filthy savages and fucking walmart or wherever needs to pinch some pennies. your bosses are fucking you over specifically because they can.

A bethany-sensei reblogged your post. #there's nuance here that people miss #on the one hand yes it's the corporate overlords making everyone miserable #cutting hours and otherwise penalizing employees for shrink #on the other hand no one actually needs to steal enormous quantities of beads and fine art supplies and then sell them on ebay #there are people stealing to survive and I know that #but there's a point, where I know that big Gucci handbag full of jewelry supplies was not any form of necessary,ALT
fred flintstone looking at a tablet with an extremely tired of this shit faceALT

As a retail worker, if you blame other poor people or homeless people for your low wages, you’re a fucking bootlicker riddled with propaganda.


A corporation is not a person, the people stealing even expensive things are living, breathing people.


You want to know why people steal non-food items? Because we live in a society that operates on profit. Electronics like TVs and Headphones, expensive jewelry, shitty brand expensive clothing, etc. Are all valuable items that can be sold. That money can go to fresh meals, phone bills, campsite fees or hotel fees, or a common one is Fines, because it’s rare to be homeless and not have a cop cite you some bullshit, hundred dollar violation for something like sleeping on a bench, or your car having a missing brake light, and thats if you’re lucky and said cop doesn’t beat you or steal what you have on you.


Corporations are not people. Corporations are a infinite money glitch cycle so some rich fucks can horde money like fucking Smaug and convince the employees that oh we could pay more if Homeless Susan didn’t steal that $25 package of diapers.


If you are a retail worker, you are closer to being that homeless person stealing a bucket of security cameras than to even your District Manager, and yet the rich have you convinced that you are somehow better than your fellow humans.


As a retail worker, you are not allowed to be punished if someone steals in front of you and you don’t stop it. In fact, and actual retail workers will tell you this, we are advised to literally let people walk out because if we jump in we could open the Store up for lawsuits or workman’s comp claims, so they’d rather eat the shoplift than pay for the medical bills of an employee who got hurt.


And even if you get a talk down from your manager, I’d say that’s better than living with yourself knowing you just helped the Cops arrest a starving person who was just trying to get some food, clothes, or money so they could live another day.


Corporations aren’t humans, they have no loyalty. That homeless person who just stole a flat-screen is more likely to give you support if you can’t pay your rent and find yourself evicted, than a Corporation. A Corporation will not show you the loyalty you show it, a Corporation will throw you on your ass if your performance suffers due to illness, disaster, grief, disability etc. Because a Corporation is. Not. Human. And they will not be there when you fall.


Don’t let the King convince you that the peasants are holding him back from paying you better. The only thing holding him back is greed. You will never see a share of his gold that you protect so loyally.

#long post #very long postALT

This post should not need to be this long.

Why can’t you emphasize with poor people?

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geminni5:

Found this on pinterest had to put it here


Tradwives need to realize the seriousness of the shit they are getting themselves into.

The society isn’t all that kind to women.

op I’m very sorry but I can’t just let this go by in the tags

upozorenje gledateljima: sadrzaj koji slijedi moze biti uznemirujuc

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CEDEVITAAAAA

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“Solidarity with the Palestinian people’s struggle- Death To Fascism, Freedom To The People”

Yugoslavia. Early 80s.

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