March 2024

bloglikeanegyptian:

the intentional description of israel and gaza as ‘neighbors’ is misleading. israel is not palestine’s neighbor; this is a myth generated by the two state solution that has never materialized. israel is an occupier. it exists on top of palestine. people can be neighbors, and they once were until 1948, but settler colonial states cannot.

geographically speaking, israel and gaza are not neighbors, because israel occupies gaza and controls its airspace, sea and borders and has a dedicated civil registry and access to every single person living there. it is more accurate to consider israel superimposed upon gaza than a separate entity separated by a border.

socially speaking, israel and any part of palestine are also not neighbors, because israel occupies both gaza and the west bank. now of course israelis will differ on this, because they consider the very existence of palestinian neighborhoods and the palestinian authority to be a great generosity on their part—but neighbors who control your livelihood, who are hellbent on stealing your home, who invade your neighborhood with machine guns and soldiers are not neighbors in any sense of the word. they are aggressors and invaders.

the entirety of israel exists on the presumption that palestinians can either be out of sight or out of mind. but when they are not—when they are visible and when they are considered—they are demographic threats to be controlled and disposed of. palestinians are only neighbors when they fight back, and suddenly it is israel that has “neighbors that want to destroy it.”

this is nothing but another commentary on the issues with implying symmetry to israel and palestine, of the intellectual dishonesty of claiming it to be a conflict, etc. but i think it is helpful for visualization, because israelis are greatly deceived by their own claim that they are a small vulnerable country surrounded by hostile neighbors. they are a militarized settler colony implanted on top of palestinian corpses. they shouldn’t look to the horizon for their 'neighbours,’ they should look down.

I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out

ayeforscotland:

gremlin-pattie:

our-queer-experience:

Being unaccepting of your children's sexuality or gender will not make your heterosexual and cisgender.
It'Il make your children one of two things - sneaky or suicidal. The resilient ones create a private life where they can be themselves. The soft at heart don't make it.
Unaccepting parents will never know who their children are at heart and I think that's sad.ALT

​to any scared queer kids reading this: you are resilient. you can be soft at heart and still be strong when you need to be. you will survive this, and you don’t have to do it alone.

catboybeebop:

victorian-rat:

catboybeebop:

THE SKELEMAN

I OPEN THE GIFS TAB N I SEE THIS FIRST IM SOBBING RN. TRANS RIGHTS 😭😭😭

dostoyevsky-official:

dostoyevsky-official:

no, no, it’s fine… i just think that if you really loved me, you’d tell me classified intel on troop movements in ukraine, that’s all

rabbiteclair:

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

spiribia:

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

not-fae-no-sir:

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need this march

Has Lambert called Narinder any nicknames/pet names except for Nari?

aveloka-draws:

Lamb does it sometimes. And loses often.

yourfavoritehouseplant:

“Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8” “Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week” Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.

pasta5284:

is the person u reblogged this from a mutual?

yes

no

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khorneschosen:

weatherman667:

a-god-in-ruins-rises:

Europeans: Isn’t it horrible how countries stereotype foreigners?

Japan: Here’s a typical American

Europeans: *disgusted sigh*

Americans: *nods their heads* Yep.

God willing.

bunslvt:

I know rooster teeth had a whole fucking host of problems and haven’t watched their stuff in years but I still shed a tear for another day another internet group getting bought out by big media companies because “they’re successful” and then being shut down because they don’t make enough profit for wall street. let things stay small. not everything needs to be contract deals and billboards the beauty of the internet should be that there’s thousands of little things for people to find the niche they like, not that anything that becomes popular is obviously the next big franchise and we need to throw millions of dollars at it. We live in an era where big companies are taking everything small from us. Heardle getting bought out by Spotify and then shut down bc they realized it cost more than it made. capitalism and the Internet are not built for each other.

lemonsharks:

catgirl-techsupport:

cannibalchicken:

Keep reading

This is a sign of a good hotel. Housekeepers are paid enough to care about small details and have enough time per room to goof around a little. If you have your stuffed animal tucked into bed you know there was enough time to pay attention to all the details of the room and that the rooms are cleaned well.

Housekeepers having both the time and physical & emotional energy to be a little silly with your room is a good sign

were-ralph:

nudityandnerdery:

cipheramnesia:

itsady:

when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

Well when I was a kid we only had three windows and the mouse cursers were all wizards we had to pay to cleanse mice from our walls.

When I was a kid, we got sent to work in the fields to clear mines if we wanted to use the windows.

totallynotcensorship:

a tweet by @theyluvvmoji saying "An iphone12 in 2024 is crazy :laughing emoji:" retweeted by @xm_muva saying "children in fucking congo are dying because you use phones as a signifies of class. i'm keeping this 12 until it dies & after that im getting a used phone. consumerism is killing us"ALT

Hey about your cartoon vs Real life Animals post, can you elaborate on the lenght of frog tongues? This is the one that shocked me, i study in a Field closely related to zoology and never heard that their tongues are human-like short, unless you were trying to make a point about their shape and not lenght, then Please disregard my inquiry :p

bogleech:

When I say their tongues are “more human-like” than chameleon-like, I mean, this is a chameleon’s tongue:

And this is a frog’s tongue:

A chameleon has an astonishingly long, thin tongue that launches like a grappling hook, and almost all media thinks this is also true of frogs and toads.


The tongues of frogs and toads DO come out farther than ours, especially because they attach at the front of their mouth, rather than the back, and “flip” outward to grab prey:

But yes, between the two, their tongues are nowhere near like those of chameleons, but broad and flat like ours. The very farthest they can stretch is like this:

When you google frog or toad tongues, unfortunately, you get many more fakes than the real thing, to the point that even science articles have been known to use them

And, the first time I ever posted about this subject, someone retrieved exactly this fake photo to try and prove that I was making all this up. Frogs have never done this! Cartoons simply exaggerated it for fun at first, and then I guess confusion with chameleon tongues lead people to believe they worked similarly!


It’s such a pervasive misunderstanding that I didn’t know about until my teens, and I was a biology nerd well before that too. It felt like a betrayal. I was never made to believe in Santa Claus but finding out frogs Don’t Do That felt how I imagine that feels. Frog tongues were my Santa Isn’t Real moment.


But, frog tongues are in my opinion just as interesting as chameleon tongues. Besides the weird flip-out structure they are extremely adhesive and also so soft and membranous that they practically “shrink wrap” to the prey! Terrifying!!! Getting got by a giant frog would be like getting wrapped up in a giant stretchy sheet of cellophane covered in glue!

heyftinally:

la7ma-mafrooma:

good-old-gossip:

la7ma-mafrooma:

“B-but Palestinians can get their freedom with peace not violence 🥺🥺” no. Screw your feelings. The armed resistance against colonizers and murderers is what will give Palestinians their freedom and what will eventually achieve real peace.

An enemy that bombs and uses white phosphorus against civilians doesn’t know nor practice what your broken moral compass describes as “peace”. Freedom was proven throughout history not to be achieved through kneeling and asking the oppressor to kindly stop. Freedom needs to be taken by force. Your little Utopian way of thinking doesn’t work in the real world. Your feelings don’t matter because you’re not the one living under occupation. Your feelings don’t matter because you’re not one of the thousands of children who lost their limbs. You’re not one of the children who became orphans due to this genocide. You’re not the mother who lost her child to the carpet bombing. You’re not the father carrying the remains of your child in plastic bags. You’re not the newlywed woman who lost her husband. You’re not the one at risk of either getting killed any second or losing your loved ones in the blink of an eye!

“Peace” is not really a thing you see during a live ethnic cleansing!

PEACE is a WHITE MAN’s WORD.
LIBERATION is OURS.

Reblogging this as a fuck you to the previous person who opposed the resistance.

Peace will never liberate oppression. It just won’t, and if you think it will, you’re too ignorant of history to be involved in this conversation.

Not once has “please stop oppressing us” made an oppressor go “aw, shit, my bad, sorry bro”. Oppressors want power. They don’t want equality. If someone is willing to murder in order to prevent you from having equality, they won’t care if you ask from that equality “peacefully”. They’ll take it as an opportunity to murder you and make an example of you to make everyone else fear the same fate, thus allowing the oppressor to keep their power.

Equal rights are taken, not given. Peace was never an option, and that was decided the day Israel first began displacing, oppressing, and terrorizing Palestine when they took over and colonized the country for their own Zionist views.

yaoivriskaforever:

yaoivriskaforever:

:

Tumblr’s reply to the situation with CEO’s transphobia is pathetic and you should not be thanking them for doing the bare minimum of saying he’s not speaking for them. They fucking thanked that bitch.

The affected trans women are still banned.

A transphobic manchild offered no proper apology. Or stopped.
He is also still in his position.

Tumblr is still factually transphobic. Keep pushing.

Yet another deleted blog, fantastic

They know what they’re doing. They know exactly what they’re doing when they see their users speaking out and nuke them. There is no error or compromise here, this is active malice on staff’s part and they will continue to treat black and trans bloggers like dirt if you just let them.

deluxe-distrait:

batshit-auspol:

Here’s our most requested item: Bob Katter’s same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

beelectricity:

27-moons:

Four years ago today cops murdered Breonna Taylor

Never forget

pictures from her childhood in case people havent seen them

atlaskrr:

we’ve done it again folks

chrisdornerfanclub:

You can’t vote out fascism because fascism ultimately subverts bourgeois liberal democracy on a wave of popular (though not majority) support. Fascism first elects itself into office and then seeks to supersede the state through a collaboration with the police, the military and the existing conservative parties.


You can’t vote out what ultimately seeks to destroy your ability to democratically participate in public life. You can only smash it. Fascism has only been defeated through a direct meeting of force and it has never been defeated by voting.

adropofhumanity:

we-the-maggotsss:

I cried today.

I cried because I was eating pizza and scrolling through Tumblr when I came across two posts.

One, of that map thing queried, showing the stories of queer Palestinians.

The other, videos of Palestinians singing a song about how they will stay where they are. A song of freedom.

Because I could sit in my bed, eat warm oven bake pizza, and scroll past posts of Gazans and Palestinians in pain, but they can’t scroll past their pain.

They cannot scroll past the memory of their parents being killed

Past the memory of the girl hanging of the side of a building with her legs in ribbons

Past the memory of having to call their friends phone to find their body under the rubble.

Free Gaza.

Free Gaza so that they may sing of their freedom, not of their fear.

From the river to the sea, and free Palestine until it’s backwards.

slitherpunk:


lol. lmao, even

captain-acab:

animentality:

The tax one is a little silly. Real living humans don’t even need to file tax returns until they hit an income threshold.

No, those embryos can be claimed as dependents for tax deductions

stealchain:

ibtisams-deactivated20240709:

ibtisams-deactivated20240709:

I keep seeing this post without context. these aren’t official ads. however they are still supporting Isreal and you should still be boycotting

meantforinfinitesadness:

We have this going on Instagram but I wanted to bring it here too in case no one has talked about it


afropiscesism:

fav word for uncommon color?

vermillion

cerulean

vantablack

titian

other/tell me!

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alright, i think ive found a place to go for cheap if they approve me so ill need help with the deposit and rent because im still job searching at the moment. got denied for a really good one today so im trying to make up for it with my current position. i have not used the other money from my last post that died but please help a black disabled trans person if you can, i have until the end of this month to figure shit out

v: avibb

c: $avibb

pp and z: please inbox me!

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PLEASE DONT TAG THIS POST AS A D*NO POST! PLEASE SHARE AND DONT JUST VOTE OR LIKE!

indelen:

legendofthehiddenbbc:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

revolutionarytea:

propalitet:

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went “oh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuilt”

afropiscesism:

fav word for uncommon color?

vermillion

cerulean

vantablack

titian

other/tell me!

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alright, i think ive found a place to go for cheap if they approve me so ill need help with the deposit and rent because im still job searching at the moment. got denied for a really good one today so im trying to make up for it with my current position. i have not used the other money from my last post that died but please help a black disabled trans person if you can, i have until the end of this month to figure shit out

v: avibb

c: $avibb

pp and z: please inbox me!

112/1700

PLEASE DONT TAG THIS POST AS A D*NO POST! PLEASE SHARE AND DONT JUST VOTE OR LIKE!

is-it-the-ides-of-march:

therealjuliascaesar:

is-it-the-ides-of-march:

🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

You’re laughing. My best buddy and all my specialist little girliepops stabbed me and your laughing.

REBLOGGED BY JULIUS CAESAR HIMSELF 🥳🎊🥳🎉🥳💃🥳🔪🔪🔪🔪

mwagneto:

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it’s march 17th 2023 rn)

sharkboyry:

What’s your favorite genre of music?

Pop

Rock

Rap

R&B

Electronic

Other (list in tags)

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Can anybody help me with this? 😭 I’ve been struggling balancing bills after a house fire last month. Any assistance helps!

0/400

Cash

Venmo

PayPal

neil-gaiman:

lavander-lament:

rave-lord-nito:

rave-lord-nito:

rave-lord-nito:

rave-lord-nito:

rave-lord-nito:

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

That slutty little guy.

deceptive-owls:

vivcaprica:

vlanderzine:

thewisemankey:

luisonte:

….but…. why?

To quote Cave Johnson: “Science isn’t about why, it’s about WHY NOT!”

I want a knife gun.

For an updated Ides of March

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

what if, and hear me out, we sneak some catnip to nari without lamb knowing.

aveloka-draws:

aveloka-draws:

Nari on catnip what will he do

tomi4i:

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Guys who lives in New york, go and support Palestine 👏🏻

omgitssvpernxva:

fridaybear:

medievalthymes:

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

Y'all, it’s Friday! Get your pals together and discuss motifs and themes—or whatever you want really.

The weekend is here. It’s now March! Be kind. Lift each other up.

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Photo found on @donnaimmaculata’s tumblr. Couldn’t find the source beyond that.

moominpappa:

androdragynous:

as my own direct immediate list of game grievances i hate that stardew valley expects you to side against a wheelchair user who is upset that he was moved without his consent. i hate that the mass effect trilogy gives you visible scarring as a direct result of choosing mean dialogue and heals it if you’re nice. i hate that the vampire the masquerade ttrpg has a monstrous player class that can appear as horrible vampiric monsters or as visibly disabled people and both of these appearances are mechanically the same. i hate that dark souls games have a difficulty level implemented in a way that cannot be adjusted for disability. i hate that i can play as a mermaid or a werewolf or a horse in the sims games but can’t use a wheelchair. i hate that the ace attorney games have so much flashing and not all of the games can disable it. i hate that disability is constantly something that happens to teach a lesson, i hate that disability is something that happens as a punishment, i hate that disability is either compensated perfectly with no drawbacks or something that is endlessly sought to be cured. i hate that no character customization will ever include the mobility aids i use, that the player avatars that represent me will never look like me. i am so goddamn annoyed and so goddamn tired.

mossworm:

This is my Star Wars OC. It’s a gonk droid with a lightsaber on one side. Thank you for viewing.

mecharexisbones:

Here’s that horse again

*in the tone of a estranged grandmother*

You love horse

Horse was always your favourite what happened?

catchymemes:

exispencer-crisis:

mianing: