Wouah I found this weird pamphlet from some place called the Dema Science and Academic Research Institute… 😳
ok so I’ve been working on these guys for Years and they’re basically the Sparkledogs of twenty one pilots lore lol. they are based in scraps of canon information, Having Fun and Being Indulgent. anyone can make a Synth if they want to and this is an entirely open species!!! you can decide on the colour and body shape of your Synth, and do basically whatever you want with these guidelines!
PLEASE if you make one I’d love to see it 🩵💛🩵💛 these guys are so special 2 me and I’m open for questions anytime!!!
Using both Glaze and Nightshade would corrupt the generation of pictures mimicking artist AND mess with the AI’s recognition of what everything is. Like it would generate a dog when you ask for a cat.
And it would be hell for AI bros to remove the cloaked pictures from their database ʕ 👀人ʔ
THIS is deux face, a two-headed cow who is 7 (seven!) days old as of writing. She was born on a farm in Louisiana in the US and she is a beautiful miracle. If u want to learn more about her check out this post where I share updates from her farm (last updated: 3/6)
THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS
OMG
This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?
literally feels like a myth that there are people who don’t struggle with basic tasks like getting out of bed or going to the shops or seeing a friend for coffee. how does everything not feel like a painstaking chore for them. how do they have the physical and emotional energy every single day
Honestly couldn’t even think of a funny bit for this, just wish I could fucking function like a baseline human
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the nightmare salesman that lives on my balcony needs to find somewhere else to go because I am not going to purchase his products. and yes it is because his face is just a mouth and his products all seem to be related to flies in various containers. Jeremy is allowed to stay though, I like Jeremy.
hm. gotta add “stop talking about our halluciations as if they are actual beings that we legitimately interact with” to the to-do list.
- I’d say 75ish% of the white houses I’ve been into in various is states have a “please remove shoes if you’re coming in any farther than the entryway” policy, but it’s more an Etiquette thing than a hard and fast rule
- ALL of them have a “No shoes on the furniture” policy and that is a hard and fast rule.
- I think we’re seeing a lot of “sometimes” because that rule is not a hard policy and it comes with a million exceptions like
“we have a small child and there are SO MANY legos”
“you don’t have to tak shoes off if they’re relatively clean and you’re only going to be here for a few minutes”
“we have a puppy who is teething they’re safer on your feet”
“I know you have special shoes for back pain PLEASE leave them on your health is more important than my carpet”
“we found out that the floor is 73% black mold and had to rip it out so there is plywood that is safe to stand on but will give you splinters while we wait for the actual flooring to arrive”
So I think the general policy in white households in the US in my experience is “please remove shoes indoors but it’s not that big a deal, and there is a significant chance the floor is an actual hazard to bare feet ATM”
Don’t forget that the US civil rights bill only passed after six weeks of rioting that were the direct result of MLK’s murder. Peaceful protest paved the way, but violent protest got it over the finish line.
It’s understandable why the state would not want you know that, but that’s also why it’s imperative that you do.
king’s family doesn’t “believe” the FBI killed him, they know it for fact because the FBI admitted to it in a civil case brought against them in the early 90s. the court documents are a matter of public record. read them yourself. the king family won that suit against the united states fucking government for assassinating martin luther king jr
on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything
young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that’s happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway
When I look at how I survived my 20s, it was always helpful friends putting work my way. And often the helpful friends were people I had only known for weeks.
I think we do young folks a huge disservice in how we teach them to network. Happy hours and cold messages on linkedin are useless to you when you’re just starting out- they’re not going to make anyone like you! No one is going to want to hire you or help you out based on a 10 minute conversation and a business card. It’s awkward and a super unbalanced transaction.
But having and making genuine friends (however you feel most comfortable doing so!) is how you’re *supposed* to network. Even if your friends aren’t powerful or in the sector you want to work- they are the people who want to help you! No groveling email required!
When I was working as a barista, I had a handful of regulars I spoke to every day and looked forward to seeing. We only knew each other through 5 minute conversations, but we knew each other and liked each other. Of these regulars:
- I told one older lady that I hadn’t been able to bring my winter clothes when I moved, and she gave me a coat and gloves she was planning to donate.
-I told one gentleman I was planning to take the foreign service exam, and he (having taken it a decade prior) gave me his old study books and gave me tips on the interview.
-I told a girl who I spent over an hour talking to on a slow day that I was looking for a job, and she RECOMMENDED ME for a job at her company and I got HIRED.
I didn’t give any of these people anything other than my time (and the occaisional end-of-day stale pastry) and they changed my life entirely.
I didn’t have to prove to them that I was smart or hardworking or friendly or anything at all. They knew me and liked me- and that was enough.
Make friends! Help them as much as you can! There are very little downsides to meeting new and lovely people.
i mean pinnochio did become a real boy. that was a pretty significant part of the story. i understand that you’re just being transphobic but pinnochio did very much become a real boy.
d'you wish tour vajEena was a Peengis or your Geegnis is vaGenGai. want Big Boober or titty explode of fuck. introducing h.r.t. destosteroast. estrager. whendysphoriain’t forya
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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier
he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart
Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends
you’re right sorry dad for my crimes
This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’
Not apocalyptic levels of OhFuck unless you’ve sat through a Cat5, but shit’s been like this for a long time now. We just put up with it for far too fucking long:
Me: I need to go home. There’s a hurricane coming and my basement apartment is on the coast, so I’m worried about my cats. (To myself: And maybe needing to evacuate.)
Boss: Is your house and your cats more important than this job?
Me: YES.
Boss: …oh. Okay. Uh…see you tomorrow…
Different boss, several years later, a conversation that happened multiple times:
Me: Hey, it’s starting to really snow outside, I live on a steep hill, and I only have 2-wheel drive. If I don’t leave now, I can’t get home.
Boss: Is getting home more important than getting your job done tonight?
Me: Considering I value my life more than I value this paperwork being digitized? YES.
Boss: ….
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Uh, yeah, okay.
Different atttempt:
Boss: Why don’t you just get a hotel after work?
Me: Do I get a raise so I can afford it?
Boss: No.
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Is getting home
more important than getting
your job done tonight?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Haikubot aside we should normalize saying those things to bosses absolutely. It’s only going to get worse.
Oh so when a Fromsoft boss moves with that signature tired, slow heaviness that denotes a once proud being decaying from within and groaning under the weight of its own hubris and a life that has lasted far too long it’s epic and cinematic but when I do it it’s depressing.
BTW, just to make sure everyone knows, this isn’t just some internet rando commenting on her observations on the internet.
They are an Assistant Professor of Media Industries at New York University and literally just finished writing The Apple II Age: How the Computer Became Personal, a book on the history of the computer industry in the 70s.
This tweet isn’t just an observation, it’s the result of years of research and study. And it’s absolutely true.
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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