March 2024

puppygirlkat:

papasmoke:

top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii

lawfulswampy:

bramblepatch:

I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re modeling good boundaries and setting the expectation that you’ll engage with the online community like a person and take responsibility for your choices. if you cannot understand that you need to look out for yourself and take people seriously when they say their work isn’t suitable for young audiences then you are not ready to be unsupervised on the internet.

fazgoo-connoiseur-1987:

fazgoo-connoiseur-1987:

i think they’d get along maybe idk

here they are making out

meepmoopmaap:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

misspsychotic:

teabree-shark:

teaboot:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

tunnaa-unnaa:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

look

LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

It’s a crime not to link the whole thing, they are all fantastic!
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2023_finalists.php

Bonk

A monkey lounging on its side over a mossy castle ruin, holding the tip of its tail in hand over its lip like a moustache. ALT

Personal fave

Jessie what the fuck are you talking about


Personal fav - so spherical

whenever you feel sad simply google ptarmigans

they are a perfectly shaped being

Guys please click on the image to make it bigger then look in the corner, the pictures have the best fucking titles

cringefail-clown:

springselkie:

i’m afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

two sentence horror story

wholeheartedsuggestions:

the world isn’t so bad. it has you in it, after all.

epilepticsaints:

turtle-kidddddd:

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

sabertoothwalrus:

somethin I’ve noticed

acti-veg:

‘Despair is paralysis. It robs us of agency. It blinds us to put own power and the power of the earth. Environmental despair is a poison every bit as destructive as the methylated mercury in the bottom of Onondaga Lake. But how can we submit to despair while the land is saying “Help”?

Restoration is a powerful antidote to despair. Restoration offers concrete means by which humans can once again enter into positive, creative relationships with the more-than-human world, meeting responsibility that are simultaneously material and spiritual. It’s not enough to grieve. It’s not enough to just stop doing bad things.’

Robin Wall Kimmerer, Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge and the Teachings of Plants

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

ash-the-tiefling:

netzach-the-unholy:

its-target-official:

anoddlypurplecomet:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

keithiskogained:

its-myonlywish:

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

image

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

always beware the smols. They will kill you.

d&d party made up of a paladin, a barbarian, a fighter… and a sorcerer.

the sorcerer has the highest strength and con

oneshortdamnfuse:

One of many pieces of information rarely discussed that has stuck with me in studying the Holocaust in a literacy class is that people who survived the death camps often did not survive starvation. It is very difficult for a severely malnourished body to recover from starvation. A severely malnourished body will struggle to process food at all, and many people die in the process of “refeeding.” This is called refeeding syndrome for this reason. Reintroducing food can and often is fatal without careful, medical guidance.

Starvation is one of the most common and effective forms of genocide. What makes it effective is that past a certain point, even if aid has been delivered, it is not enough to save someone from death by starvation. What also makes it effective is that withholding food is viewed as a passive consequence of political turmoil rather than an intentional act of violence among a people. You will see more people die from starvation in genocides across history because it is an effective way to kill many people without the use of state resources.

The starvation of Gaza is intentional. The United States and Israel may gesture that they are delivering or allowing aid into Gaza, but in reality they are active participants in the starvation of Gaza by destroying medical infrastructure, limiting the amount of aid “allowed” in, and blocking aid trucks from entering. Throwing food into Gaza by airdrop at this point in the genocide will not be enough without medical infrastructure to refeed a severely malnourished population. Many will die anyways. Many have already.

i-am-aprl:

Hamas just released its proposal for a permanent ceasefire. Israel has dismissed all of their proposals as “unrealistic” — and that has been echoed across the U.S. corporate media.

Here are the actual proposals from each side.

sorrytoallwholikeme-blog:

nemfrog:

“The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years.” Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

Credit: @queerpeculiar

yes-i-exist-shutup:

Kaz brekker in the entirity of the duology:

anphivenas:

My shitty wife being attacked by hundreds of bears inbetween bouts of unabashed horniness

ballad-of-the-lamb:

we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism

if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it

no it absolutely is not

anger-birb:

anger-birb:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Man I’d love to see more of these from different cultures.

LMFAO

machinot:


Maintain eye contact with the girl - Machinot for Nintendo DS - 2005

dontbuymeperfume:

low effort hazbin meme dump because i feel so Not Normal about finally getting them on screen for real.

1 / ???

girlcherrys:

Deer caught on cam

troythecatfish:

jellymellydraws:

two panel meme 
first panel: highway exit where one route is "writing and drawing" and the other is "getting some rest" the car labeled "writers/artists" is steering towards the latter 

second panel: the car flipped over off the road, now labeled "somehow doing neither"ALT

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

source

nanami1chu:

Someone please write about Cursed Cat Alastor!!

He’s so ugly but funny looking at the same time it’s cute! I want him lmao ❤️

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

“why would you write fics for small, unpopular fandoms? you’re not gonna reach that many hits in fandoms not many people know about” ?? because I’m not writing fics for hits or kudos, I’m writing them for me because these characters are my blorbos and I have so many ideas, so much thoughts about them that my brain might explode if I don’t write them out.

greyydog:

I like drawing him in random outfits

rnadvillain:

charlottan:

did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes

the hoes surely will understand and forgive me.. theyre so beautiful im sure theyre all noble hearted

pokemonheritageposts:

that-twink-over-there:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

memewhore:

Pokemon Heritage Post

roach-works:

hartsnkises:

party-gilmore:

It’s come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

  1. there is no winning The Game
  2. once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game
  3. the point of The Game is to not think about The Game
  4. if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A “reset period” of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily “forget” about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

What have you done

once in high school someone managed to seize control of the intercom and announced, “Attention, all students, this is an announcement: you have just lost the Game,” and i got to find out what it sounds like when an entire school shrieks in rage all at once.

itsapmseymour:

The Name letters flaked off my YouTube button,


So I had an idea

superchat:

navramanan:

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

twentyyearstoolate:

writing-prompt-s:

The war has ended, and all governments have collapsed. Now the world is so devastated that recovery is but a pipe dream. Now, in a cruel twist of fate, a massive alien fleet arrives, demanding to speak to the leaders. You are chosen at random to address them.

You stare at the scrap of paper in your hand, a little black x marked in the center. The others stare at you expectantly. Tammy sets the hat down and gives you a hug. “You got this, Lou. You’ll be okay.”

You approach the bunker door, unsealing the bulkhead and stepping into the decontamination chamber. You close the door behind you and climb the stairs. For the first time in months, you see the sun. God, after so long underground, it almost feels normal up here.

Then you notice the source of the disturbance. A large… it’s a cluster of tubes? You’re not exactly sure. Whatever it is, it’s a ways off to the south. Maybe two miles of walking. You pull up your binoculars. You can hardly believe what you see - Strange, insect-like creatures are crawling out of a hatch in the bottom. They begin to set up equipment around the ship.

A smaller craft ejects from the side of one of the tubes. It looks almost like a boat, but with a hull on top and bottom. You realize a little too late that it’s headed in your direction, very quickly. You hit the dirt and pray to God, but a few seconds later the double-boat pulls up right over the treeline above you. It springs a couple of feet out of its side and lands next to you. Two of the insect things pop out of a door on the bottom. They approach.

You hear them chittering between one another. One pulls out a device and punches a couple buttons. It makes a strange hissing sound. They look at you, then at one another again. A few more keys pressed. Again the device makes a noise, low and loud this time, almost like…

Wait. You know that sound. From the zoo. The marine life exhibit, the sound whales make, singing to one another. You get up, slowly.

“Do you… have English on that thing? English.”

More chittering. A couple more presses. This time it emits a strange voice, almost human, but clearly synthesized.

“Greeting, denizen of planet. We none harm. Do you understand?”

You nod. “Yes, I understand.”

The insect creatures nod back to you in an exaggerated fashion. The movement seems a little strange on their bodies. The one holds a button and speaks into the device.

“We have detect large energy on planet surface, there are harmful radiation. We come to speak planet leaders, join galactic alliance, offer assistance to you impact by disaster.”

You look around. “Ah, jeez. Well, a couple months ago that probably would have been President Carson, but I think D.C. was one of the first to get nuked. If he survived the fallout, we haven’t heard from the Capitol yet. We… I don’t know how many more are left out there.”

They read the screen on the device. More chitters and chirps.

“Explain what is ‘nuked’?”

“Nuclear Bombs. There was a war, I… I don’t know who launched the first one, but the advisory went out over the TV, the radio. We’d had a shelter prepared since our great-grandparents built it in the 50s, we got in and just… waited.”

“You bomb you planet?”

“I guess you could put it that way. Not me, personally, but… the leaders.”

A long silence. After a few minutes, the two insects begin to chirp back and forth. Another question, directed into the device.

“Leaders bad?”

In spite of it all, you can’t help but crack a smile. “You wouldn’t be the first to say it.”

The two exchange words with one another. The other insect-creature brings out a device, topped with what appears to be a large solar panel. It plugs the speech synthesizer into the device, and text panels light up around a series of buttons.

“This thing make. Energy from sun, make into things. Food. Medicine. Give things to who need.”

It hands the device to you, gingerly. “Thank you.”

“Welcome. We return, one planet-cycle. Talk to you, leader. Be better of leader ‘President Carson.’ None harm planet.”

“I’ll do my best.”

The two nod vigorously at you, and climb back into the craft, presumably to look for other survivors. You walk back to the shelter, gizmo in hand. You know it’s not what they intended, but you hope to hell and back this thing can synthesize a cold one.

hmmm-official:

hmmm

caats:

craftyworx:

senshigargantuanimplants-deacti:

senshigargantuanimplants-deacti:

OP of the original post turned off reblogs but as of 3 hours ago 3/3/24 Deux Face is still alive and doing well!! According to the farm’s Facebook she is starting to try to stand and getting better at holding up her head. The farm has been very clear that they’re going to care for her and do their best to meet her needs, they are not planning to sell her or show her off to the media. They also haven’t mentioned any other noticeable deformities inside or out and have noted that both heads connect at the same throat, and she’s lived for about 5.5 days at this point which is shockingly long for an animal with this level of deformities. Go Deux Face!

Deux Face update 3/6!!

She is continuing to make “very slow but positive progress” to stand, managing to stand for a couple seconds a few times since the last update.

They also confirmed some fun facts: she breathes out of both noses at once and can see with all four eyes! There really are twice as many stars for little Deux Face.

Plus some new photos released by her farm :)

@ch0cocrave @daaxolotlartist @akalikestodraw

itsapmseymour:

Speak Her Name, Prepare to Pet

skulllesbian:

moth update ! theyre threatening me

I went to a zoo once that had some really beautiful ankole-watusi cattle. I’d never seen an animal with such big horns! One of them did something that kind of blew my mind. It was standing where some branches were hanging over the fence and it just sort of -tilted it’s head- a few times to knock the leaves off with the tip of it’s horn. For some reason I had never considered they’d be so aware of where their horns are in space, and could use them to interact with things!

bovineblogger:

YEAH!! cattle are super super aware of their horns!! have u ever seen a cow with huge horns fit their head through a fence before??

(video from dairydoc on tiktok!!! i recommend her stuff shes really cool)

ipso-faculty:

Perisex allies: stop this shit

CW: intersexism

Came across this infographic during some google image searching and I’m still kind of a state of despair about it because it’s not just offensively wrong about what intersex is, it was used to teach university students about queer issues:

Alt text: LGBTQIA+ are defined one by one. Intersex is defined erroneously as “These are people who were born with genital organs of both sexes (male and female). It is a genetic condition.”

It’s one thing for your rando perisex person to be getting this wrong on social media. It’s another thing entirely when it’s professionals getting this wrong in an educational setting. 😩 And that this infographic appears in a peer-reviewed publication. 😩

It’s even worse to know the students that were taught with this infographic were medical students, who will be the ones traumatizing intersex people for decades to come 😩

It’s so wrong in so many different ways:

📣 Perisex allies: this is shit you can stop. When you see other perisex people parrot this sort of misinformation, correct them. Direct them to look up resources written by actually intersex people.

Here are some starter resources to give:

spikedru:

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

status-updates:

Notice: something is knocking at your door and it isn’t a fairy or a walrus.

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

The Willy Wonka Experience (2024)

silkysong:

this isnt the chlorine mv i remember

silkysong:

itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

Actually yknow what, after that Zelda timeline post , I am pondering making my own timeline of events for the games

Would y’all be down for that?

Do it

Don’t

See Results

Me working on this timeline atm:

memewhore: