March 2024

pukicho:

They used to say shitpost. I think I just got fucking demoted. what the fuck

jake-clark:

i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme

maxknightley:

maxknightley:

it’s still so wild that our society thought elon musk was some kind of supergenius for a solid fifteen years

he could have gotten away with it, too. but he has the poster’s heart and also misses apartheid so so much

dumbtrannybitch:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

hunter-rodrigez:

ishouldgay:

ishouldgay:

ishouldgay:

To whoever made this mod and to everyone who downloaded it

I hate you and you’re cowards. Fools. Weaklings. Wimps.

I’m killing each one of them with my mind. None of them deserve Karlach >:(

I feel like I need to reblog this version just in case people think that people might be using this mod because of triggers or the like.

This is sexism. Pure and simple.

If you want to go the opposite direction, there’s this mod that changes her appearance based on this concept art of her that had much more visible facial scars:

And this mod that changes her appearance based on data mined assets from the early access days, when she looked even beefier and also had more obvious scars.

She looked downright intimidating with this mod in my play-through:

@drukhari

Cowards. All of them.

SCARS ARE SO FUCKING HOT HOW DARE

rfks-brain-worms:

weedpoop:

they dont even know the “i can excuse racism” and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

and the “Ha! Gayyyyyyy!” Line is also from the same show, as well as “I’ll allow it.”.

cockodemon:

meepmoopmaap:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bad-science:

humanmaybe:

Some person in a plague mask handed me this… very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?

Come to Bojangles. Get your bones fixed. It’s fine

@cockodemon

:3c

fairglassbird:

Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.

zoomvis:

I love republicans because someone somewhere would look at this and actually take it seriously.

zoomvis:

Real

tulipsempai:

My Fault (part1)

(This comic is being rewritten)

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tiredfemboy:

zoomvis:

now add an f to each step

tiredfemboy:

ashstfu:

suffering from a condition called remembering too much and loving too much and caring too much and

tulipsempai:

My Fault (part2)

(This comic is being rewritten)

First part / Next part

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rainaramsay:

stuttermaple:

la-belle-et-la-bete:

female-twink:

queerautism:

queerautism:

On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

Yeah pretty sure we’re all hoping for a divorce on this one lol

how did this fucker say it’s “not as bad as it sounds” and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

That’s what we call growth.

I think the part about “I still feel like I’m right even though I know I’m wrong” bit is a really important and easily overlooked part of growth. That almost always happens in cases like this: that you’re rationally convinced that something you’ve always taken for granted is actually an injustice, but your feelings are still the feelings that have been shaped by your life up to this point. That doesn’t make you a bad person, and it doesn’t mean you’re some kind of natural-born bigot or that you are incapable of improving. Keep sitting with those feelings, and with the realities that led you to be persuaded, and keep an open mind as you explore, and they will come into alignment over time.

mcteeth:

iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:

queer-as-city-folk:

aurelianpen:

queer-as-city-folk:

Map of American Metros with California as the name of a train station

Fact checked and true

meliarcu-seventy-too:

goosepasta:

spunchbob rule.

twinkboom1:

gjjuddmk2:

philae–0:

We stan trans Brian

gjjuddmk2:

redavexat:

redavexat:

creepymutelilbugger:

(cat belongs to @hiimlayla btw :3)

goosepasta:

macho rule.

goosepasta:

rule.

redavexat:

theoneofwhomisblue:

196 rule

redavexat:

A collection, for a well loved garf

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redavexat:

finlizziah:

Don’t worry about it, or it’s gonna be you instead :3

rateaters-sutff:

im still thinking about that time in the 5th grade I went to George W Bush museum(yes the iraq invasion guy and yes this is a real place.)

and we got to the 9/11 part where they had a terminal in which you type in you 9/11 stories and some kid went up to it and put something like:

“I was at 9/11 and I saw smoke and i saw a car coming at me and then i died :(”

and the teachers got pissed at the kids for putting goofy shit on the serious 9/11 terminal. that kids going places tbh.

raccoonwiththeknife:

i wanna fuck an eldritch horror to get an incomprehensible orgasm

bigfan1811:

the-alpine-glow:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Whenever I make a joke about a trope or cliche everyone in the notes is like “Oh this is specifically about xyz story isn’t it” and they always list different stories and franchises. It’s almost like tropes and cliches are common things that appear in multiple works of fiction or something.

What’s really funny is when everyone starts naming something I’ve never heard of and they’re so sure it’s about that like buddy I’ve never met him he might just be more basic than you thought

boxertheglustick2:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Whenever I make a joke about a trope or cliche everyone in the notes is like “Oh this is specifically about xyz story isn’t it” and they always list different stories and franchises. It’s almost like tropes and cliches are common things that appear in multiple works of fiction or something.

What’s really funny is when everyone starts naming something I’ve never heard of and they’re so sure it’s about that like buddy I’ve never met him he might just be more basic than you thought

creepymutelilbugger:

penofwildfire:

The existence of pride flags in Ninjago implies the existence of a queer rights movement. What happened at Ninjago Stonewall. I need to know.

nighthawkes:

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

eastgaysian:

eastgaysian:

like its not that serious etc but any time u express frustration or just point out wow people in fandom continuously prioritize men over women Here comes the fucking misogyny hydra

“maybe you should stop complaining and just make the content you want to see” perhaps, the issue at hand, is that the proportion of people who are willing to be invested in female characters and create content centering them is already small compared to the people who will create novel-length backstories for male characters with 5 minutes of screentime, meaning that even if all people involved put in the same amount of effort, the amount of content around men will always be orders of magnitude larger, and perhaps the disproportionate focus on men in the first place may be indicative of some kind of pre-existing bias, one that may, hypothetically speaking, have some name already,

babehog:

escuerzoresucitado:

Krabi (1976), Václav Mergl.

Something that the Americnas of this site wont even comprehend. Shit like this happens everyday in europe and we get used to it because the alternative is some yanke bullcrab

spacewonder19:

Intriguing Tail of Comet 12P/Pons-Brooks © Michael Jäger

ginnymoonbeam:

Instead of apologizing for liking “trashy” media, consider: what is it doing well? If you like it, if it’s making you feel pleasure and interest, then it must be succeeding at something. Is it shaping a set of emotional beats that you find satisfying to watch play out? Did it craft a character you find really compelling? Is something in the styling and aesthetics speaking to you? Did it unexpectedly resonate with a mood or experience you needed to see reflected right then?

However shallow or flawed a piece of media is, if you like it, it’s because of something it did well - at least well enough to affect you, on the day that you encountered it.

There are a lot of good reasons to acknowledge this. One is about gratitude and manners: someone worked hard on that thing, and if they provided something that gave you happiness and pleasure, it’s nice to honor that. Another is about breaking down the insidious habit of sorting everything into simple good/bad boxes. A piece of media, like a person, can do a lot of things wrong and a lot of things right, and the things on one side do not magically erase the other.

But the most important reason, I believe, is to get in the habit of celebrating what brings you pleasure and happiness. All your life there have been and there will be people telling you that you find joy in the wrong things, that if a particular thing makes you feel good it shows that there’s something wrong with you. I reject that utterly. If a particular thing makes you feel good then there’s something right, about you and about that thing. I’m not saying that pleasure is the only important thing or that every pleasure should be indulged indiscriminately. All I’m saying is that pleasure is in and of itself a good thing, and deserves notice.

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

screenshot of twitter user Will Sennett @Senn_Spud tweeting "Talked to a friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed"ALT

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i love making art

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FUCK I FUCKED UP THE EYE

-10 hp

one-time-i-dreamt:

In 2025 Wikipedia will go under, a wildfire will destroy most of the campus of a local college and the next big Tumblr Sexyman is gonna be an emoji that’s into S+M.