March 2024

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

bowsersex2:

bowsersex2:

How come no one’s talking about how Jerma came out?

I’d like to apologize for spreading misinformation last night. I had half an edible and was watching Jerma while high, and after hearing Jerma talk about his experience with having adhd, I came to believe that he had just come out as gay. That being said, I did find these replies to be quite humorous when my boyfriend read them to me last night.

screenshot of two replies. one is from earthbound yuri that says "from where" The other one is from neurodiverse nerd that says "like out of the ground?"ALT

one-time-i-dreamt:

My partner had a friend over who seemed totally normal, but when I offered him ice water at dinner he looked at me in disgust and said, “Are you trying to kill me? I’m allergic to ice. I can only drink warm Sprite.” Then he smashed his dinner plate on the floor and left.

alydra:

bsideheart:

did your house have a basement when you were a kid, and does your house have one now?

had one when i was a kid, but not now

i have one both when i was a kid and now

did not have one as a kid but i have one now

didn’t have one as a kid and don’t now

still living in my childhood home, it has one

still living in my childhood home, it does not have one

not applicable/see results

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i made this poll because no one has a basement where i live, and visiting the midwest where almost everyone does was shocking. please please reblog and feel free to share where you’re from in the tags

Midwest: It’s the tornados, bro. Not having a basement here is like flipping your middle finger at the sky and telling it to do its worst. And it will. Yearly.

brightbluedot:

bymyprettyfloralbonnet:

brightbluedot:

brightbluedot:

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

  • Play Toys
  • Play Pretend
  • Snack Time

successful examples from my travels:

  • my SO and i have a projector. our cool neighbors have a vast dvd collection. fundamentally these are toys. we have those neighbors over for movie nights. Play Toys. more broadly shared hobbies fall into this category but it’s extra fun if there’s Equipment to admire and share.
  • ttrpgs are obvious but invaluable examples of Play Pretend. HOWEVER your options are not limited to this. i started a local writing group and this is also Play Pretend bc we all talk about our stories together. there are many such creative endeavors in this world.
  • having someone over for a meal is Snack Time. if you make a lil thing of it and eat at the table and make it nice with dessert and a fancy beverage to share it feels very grown up. and you will feel impressed with yourself for it. but it scratches the same itch as trading fruit snacks and suchlike.

of course these can be mixed and matched. most activities are enhanced by Snack Time if your friend targets enjoy breaking bread together.

and one begets the other. if you Play Pretend with someone for long enough they may eventually tell you about Toys they have and if you want to play too they’ll probably let you. if they’re nice.

life can be lonely when we live in separate boxes and worry about money all the time. this is what makes friendships hard, not growing older. but the antidote to isolation is connection, and the oldest wisdom we ever learn: share your toys. share your games. share your snacks.

Me reading this post:

  1. yes good advice, excellent points
  2. haha watching movies with the neighbors, that’s exactly what I did last weekend, just as described with a projector and everything, wild
  3. “I started a local writing group”
  4. ….waitaminute
  5. *checks blog bio, sees name*

!!

anyway hi hello I’m one of the “cool neighbors” I think (thanks!), hope it’s not weird to reply like this ^^;

yknow they tell you not to share too many personal details online bc somebody might trace it back to your real life and this is good advice but it neglects to acknowledge that sometimes it is very very funny when this happens. hey neighbor!

chaos-n-kindness:

splodey-goat:

blasphemyisjustforyou:

rethmyc:

divinesmite:

waxworm:

quill-of-thoth:

stephendann:

words4bloghere:

tealdeertamer:

iconuk01:

srsfunny:

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

This is clearly a joke but yeah, when you have to nurse brand new cubs and keep them warm other wolves are doing the hunting. One of the many benefits to a pack structure.

arialerendeair:

sniperct:

plaidadder:

calpatine:

avoresmith:

genufa:

hannibalsbattlebot:

shellbacker:

saucywenchwritingblog:

I’ve seen five different authors take down, or prepare to take down, their posted works on Ao3 this week.  At the same time, I’ve seen several people wishing there was more new content to read.  I’ve also seen countless posts by authors begging for people to leave comments and kudos. 

People tell me I am a big name fan in my chosen fandom.  I don’t quite get that but for the purposes of this post, let’s roll with it.  On my latest one shot, less than 18% of the people who read it bothered to hit the kudos button.  Sure, okay, maybe that one sort of sucked.  Let’s look at the one shot posted before that - less than 16% left kudos.  Before that - 10%, and then 16%.  I’m not even going to get into the comments.  Let’s just say the numbers drop a lot.  I’m just looking at one shots here so we don’t have to worry about multiple hits from multiple chapters, people reading previous chapters over, etc.  And if I am a BNF, that means other people are getting significantly less kudos and comments.

Fandom is withering away because it feels like people don’t care about the works that are posted.  Why should I go to the trouble of posting my stories if no one reads them, and of the people who do read them, less than a fifth like them?  Even if you are not a huge fan of the story, if it kept your attention long enough for you to get to the bottom, go ahead and mash that kudos button.  It’s a drop of encouragement in a big desert. 

TL;DR: Passively devouring content is killing fandom.

Reblogging again

So much this

You know, kudos and comments are much beloved by all esp. yrs truly, but I have to say: I’ve been posting fic for 20 years, and I have never in my entire life had a story stay above a 1:9 kudos to hits ratio (or comments to hits, back when kudo wasn’t an option). Usually they don’t stay above 1:10, once they’ve been around for a few weeks.

I also have a working background in online marketing. In social media 1:10 is what you would call a solid engagement score, when people actually care about your product (as opposed to “liking” your Facebook page so they could join a contest or whatever). If BNFs are getting 1:5 - and I do sometimes see it - that is sky-high engagement. Take any celebrity; take Harry Styles, who has just under 30M followers and doesn’t tweet all that often. He regularly gets 3-400K likes, 1-200K retweets. I’ve seen him get up to just under 1M likes on a tweet. That’s a 1:30 engagement ratio, for Harry Styles, and though some of you guys enjoy my fics and have said so, I don’t think you have as lasting a relationship with my stories as Harry Styles’s fans do with him. XD;

Again, this is not to say we, as readers, should all go home and not bother to kudo or comment or engage with fic writers. That definitely is a recipe for discouraging what you want to see in future. But this is not the first post I’ve seen that suggests a 20% kudo ratio is the equivalent of yelling into the void, and I’m worried that we as writers are discouraging ourselves because our expectations are out of whack.

I think about this a lot, because it’s important to know what a realistic goal to expect from an audience is, even though I admit it definitely is kind of depressing when you look at the numbers. I was doing reading on what sort of money you can expect to make from a successful webcomic, and the general rule of thumb seems to be that if your merchandising is meshing well with your audience, about 1% will give you merch. I imagine ‘subscribe to patreon’ also falls in this general range. 

Stuff that is ONLY available for dollars are obviously going to have a different way of measuring this, but when it comes to ‘If people can consume something without engaging back in any fashion (hitting a like button, buying something, leaving a comment)’ the vast majority will.

And as a creator that is frustrating but as a consumer it’s pretty easy to see how it happens. I have gotten steadily worse at even liking posts, much less leaving comments on ones I enjoy, since I started using tumblr. It’s very difficult to engage consistently. I always kudo on any fanfic I read and comment on the vast majority, but then again I don’t read a lot of fanfic, if you are someone who browses AO3 constantly/regularly for months or years, I could see how it’s easy to stop engaging. I don’t remember to like every YT video or tumblr fanart I see, much less comment on them.

When we are constantly consuming free content it’s hard to remember to engage with it or what that engagement means to the creators. And lol, honestly that sucks. Certainly as consumers we should be better about it. But also like, as a creator be kinder to yourself by setting a realistic bar of what you can achieve. 

And IMO, if numbers matter to you (kudos, comments, etc) be honest about the fact that you CAN improve those things by marketing yourself better. The ‘I just produced my art and put it out there and got insanely popular because it was just so brilliant’ is less than a one a million chance. Lots of amazing content is overlooked every day because there is a lot of good content and a metric fuckton of mediocre to bad content. You can only SORT of judge the quality of your work based on the audience it generates, but if what you WANT is an audience there is way, way, WAY more you can be doing than simply producing whatever you immediately feel like. Marketing yourself is a skill and if you want the benefits of it you have to practice it.

I have a professional background in internet marketing as my day job and a moderate hobby business. My definition for “moderate” is “it pays for itself, keeps me in product, and occasionally buys groceries.”

In the day job, which is for an extremely large global company, there are entire teams of people whose entire purpose of employment is to ensure a 3% conversion rate. That’s it. That is for a Fortune 100 company: the success metric is for 3% of all visitors to a marketing web site to click the “send me more info” link.

My moderate business that pays for itself has a 0.94% conversion rate of views to orders. Less than 1%, and it’s still worth its time – and this is without me bothering to do any marketing beyond instagram and tumblr posts with new product.

I know it feels like no one is paying attention to you and you’re wasting your time if you don’t get everyone clicking kudos or commenting but I promise, I PROMISE, you are doing fantastically, amazingly well with your 10% rate. You probably aren’t going to go viral AND THAT’S FINE. You’re only hurting yourself if you’re expecting a greater return – don’t call yourself a failure, because you’re NOT. You’re just looking at it the wrong way. I promise, you’re lovely just the way you are.

Reblogging this bc it is a take on fan engagement at AO3 that I haven’t seen before, and as a writer I find it helpful to have this reality check. Also I wonder which came first: the overall low engagement rates in internet commerce, or the freaking shit-ton of unwanted spam and advertising we’re constantly bombarded with?

I think as writers our assumption (my assumption anyway) is that the portion of hits that don’t convert to kudos equals the portion of readers who looked at your fic, didn’t like it, and never finished it. But it would seem that is an overly pessimistic assumption. 

I should know this, because I ‘like’ very sparingly here and reblog only less sparingly, and yet I read and enjoy a lot of posts I don’t like or reblog. 

#also something that is really obvious that none of this points out#(probably someone did somewhere in the notes but I do have a life)#your hit count will go up by virtue of PEOPLE REREADING YOUR FIC#a hit count disproportionate to kudos/comments#which are things that are only really done once #is INEVITABLE#and a GOOD thing #people rereading your fic is a good thing

I’m so glad @sniperct added those tags before I got to the bottom of the post because I was about to scream SO LOUDLY about people not realizing rereads are some of the reason why you have low engagement in other stats.

You can only hit the kudos button once. You could reread a fic a hundred times and the author would have absolutely no idea. I have fics that I can say I have read several dozen times. Easily. I’ve kudos’d them, and commented on some, but that’s it. These are fics I love so much I’ve downloaded them and would be devastated to lose them. Should I make it a point to tell the authors that? Yes. Am I still very bad at that? Yes.

Practical example!

Colour Forecasting - a fic @blueberrymffn and I have written posts weekly. We’re both productive and relatively popular authors in our fandom of choice. Out of curiosity, I track our stats for our weekly postings. We get an additional 2-7 kudos a week. That’s it. We get maybe 1 more bookmark. We do get between 400-600 hits. We can either get discouraged that we only got 5 kudos - or we can be psyched that we have 500ish people reading the fic like a periodical, eager for the next chapter!

Stats are always what you make them.

I’ve been tracking mine for almost 4 full years now, on a weekly basis, through 2-3 fandoms. There’s not really been a decline in overall engagement (and different fandoms have different levels and different types of engagement), as much as the following facts just… tend to be true.

Do you have to do all of these? No, of course not. But in tracking my stats and looking at trends, and watching them, and seeing how my fics and stats are reflected in them? They tend to be true, more often than not.

In my experience - unless you have a way to healthily engage with stats, it’s often better not to look at them, or to think too hard about them. Some of the joy can be sucked out of fanworks as a result.

Treat yourself kindly out there, loves.

theofficialpresidentoftheusa:

godshideouscreation:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

We have christian bots now??

chirmartir:

Ch👏

civetside:

this files been on my computer for months and i don’t even know why or if i had an idea for it or anything

ashestoashesjc:

monkeysaysficus:

iosonomer-blog:

Generational trauma

hurt people hurt people :/

frogmoss1:

emergency-broadcast-system:

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

thevoidfromwhichnosoundescapes:

oblyvian:

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

evaheritageposts:

spaghettioverdose:

spaghettioverdose:

The word milf get’s used so much in memes and funny posts so often that I keep forgetting that it’s a very stupidly named porn term. Literally “mom I’d like to fuck”. Why are horny straight men naming shit in the dumbest ways lmao

Might as well go with Mother I’m Sexually Attracted To at this point

11 notes

🚫 ca-dmv-bot Follow


Customer: Like from Evangelion.

DMV: Mother I’m Sexually Attracted TO

VERDICT: DENIED

45 notes

evangelion heritage post (march 2023)

hijirikaww:

teathattast:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

Image not mine!

virtualgirladvance:

What do you mean I have to like myself unironically on purpose constantly to feel better??

ciriparipa:

luckyloops:

New line of posts just dropped: TLT affirmations, sound off if you want more

hiramekiicotl:

Today i offer you a low quality cotl drawing on a cat meme once again ‼️‼️🗣️

tomorrow? Who knows

Original,

powerburial:

kevinmm6:

powerburial:

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

dersitedreamr:

I keep forgetting how annoying undertale/deltarune gender discourse is

Like what the Fuck are you talking about

i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format

sweaty-confetti:

>be me

>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time

>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy

>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom

>curl up underneath the sink

>slowly calm down after anxiety attack

>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink

>wonder what it looks like

>turn around to see

>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker

>immediately go back into an anxiety attack

childofgears:

homoluigi:

Lol

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

beatlesweatles:

nelly289:

the urge to make a pathetic post about needing a hug

captainhaterade:

1989nihil:

bethfuller:

bethfuller:

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

@lee-and-other-things

i don’t… see a dog???  👀

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

uncanny-tranny:

I think respecting trans people comes with a territory of like… just because many people will pass as cis doesn’t mean that it’s a great idea to use their passing as a way of legitimizing how absurd transphobia is

Transphobia isn’t absurd because I “look like a [cis] man,” it’s because transphobia is fucking ridiculous. It would be ridiculous whether or not I passed or whether I look like a “conventional man.” I use myself as an example, but ultimately, passing or appearing normative should never play into whether or not transphobia is bad.

neroushalvaus:

neroushalvaus:

Trevor Noah interviewing Judith “Badass” Heumann

x

I’m glad so many people have discovered Judith “Judy” Heumann through this silly little gif set. I am sorry to say she has died at the age of 75. She was known as the mother of disability rights. In 1970 she sued the Board of Education to become a licensed teacher and she won. In 1977 she was one of the organizers of the 504 Sit-in, a 24 day protest for disability rights. You can learn more about her story from her book Being Heumann, the picture book Fighting for YES! or the documentary Crip Camp.

Judy Heumann believed in the inherent value of each disabled individual and would never back down on what she thought was right. Her friends and fellow activists remember her as a strong leader.

Judy Heumann

December 18, 1947 - March 4, 2023

May her memory be for a blessing.

thedepressionoftrees:

I think being stuck in a time loop would fix me

skautism:

asymmetricalbeefcurtains:

somewhatidealname:

Two drawings show Gabriel and V1 hugging each other and pressing their heads together. Gabriel is wearing a white dress, tenderly holding V1's head as his face presses the top of V1's head. A smaller drawing below that shows V1 returning the favor with continuous head bonks to Gabriel's head, with [Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk] written above them.ALT
A sketch of V1 on its knees pointing behind it. With a cartoonishly teary lens, text above V1 reads "HOW CAN HE HAVE MORE STYLE POINTS THAN ME". Off in the distance is Gabriel wearing a dress waving towards V1. A smaller drawing on the bottom shows V1 on its hands and knees, head inches above the ground, shaking a fist in the air and weeping.ALT

lego breaking sound effect

was anyone gonna tell me this wasnt actually amtrak or was i just supposed to find that out from your bio myself

i just. though amtrak corp was REALLY cool okay

queer-as-city-folk:

I mean they are really cool, we run the trains

does anyone know why reality is leaking? I’m confused and kinda freaked out

posts-from-a-scarier-timeline:

I keep seeing conspiracy theories about Atlas having dropped it and it cracked on the ground. Which is stupid, because Atlas holds up the Earth, not all of reality 🙄🙄🙄

I’ve been seeing more leaks every day, be safe out there gang!

kira-serialfaggot:

redavexat:

The average transphobe is too lazy to acquire a flag and burn it. Instead, they rely on shitty looking AI art to do it and can’t even do it right.

Meanwhile, the lovely queer people will steal an American flag and burn it just cuz they feel a good vibe in the air.

iamheretemporarly:

Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years

You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque

It’s happens almost every single year

Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people

But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously

Almost

Every

Single

Fucking

Year

And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose

And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza

All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan

gaia-prime:

thingsthatcannotsaveyou:

THE PURE SWEET FAT OF THE HOG CANNOT SAVE YOU

nattididwrong:

mf-dude:

When you detect a truffle or perhaps fresh meat

bunslvt:

I know rooster teeth had a whole fucking host of problems and haven’t watched their stuff in years but I still shed a tear for another day another internet group getting bought out by big media companies because “they’re successful” and then being shut down because they don’t make enough profit for wall street. let things stay small. not everything needs to be contract deals and billboards the beauty of the internet should be that there’s thousands of little things for people to find the niche they like, not that anything that becomes popular is obviously the next big franchise and we need to throw millions of dollars at it. We live in an era where big companies are taking everything small from us. Heardle getting bought out by Spotify and then shut down bc they realized it cost more than it made. capitalism and the Internet are not built for each other.

almost-a-recluse:

sporesgalaxy:

Image I thought of because of the doritos metaphor but I didnt want anon to think I was yelling at them……just funny food joke to me :)

I don’t believe you, but once I’ve finished this cookbook and a copy of Plato’s Republic I will probably change my mind

officialfist:

“Be in your mate’s corner, ask twice” damn

officialfist:

“Be in your mate’s corner, ask twice” damn

alinnamaco:

The trolley question???

hi :3

OG under the cut

Keep reading

stickia404:

possumgirlbulge:

socialistexan:

i always thought of transphobia as a short hand for bigotry and not an actual phobia phobia, but this guy legit ran away from a child

Yall forgot the best part

The senator, Carden Summers, is the main sponsor of the bathroom ban. So this dude’s reality almost got shattered by seeing trans kids aren’t creepy, and can look like any one.

its-arson-time:

its-arson-time:

mutuals meetup where we sit in a big room and play with legos and show each other our creations at the end

dont do that to me

flemmboyant:

skeletonflower:

cripplerage:

Hey this is really really fucked up. Can we talk about this because holy shit


“People are training artificial intelligence on Indigenous art without the artists’ permission to create inauthentic works, which are selling online on platforms run by companies such as Adobe and eBay.

Indigenous artists in Australia say their work is being stolen and turned into another threat to their livelihoods and cultures while they are already struggling to compete with the tens of millions of dollars worth of fake art produced every year by non-Indigenous artists.”

These stock websites also feature AI-generated images of Indigenous peoples in the style of a photograph. They’re already being used on the internet, such as by the government-funded Mining and Skills Alliance, which features a picture of a generated woman to promote its efforts to “raise the profile of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander women”.

this is so insanely disrespectful jesus

ash-the-tiefling:

thatonefurry:

anentirevaporeon:

thatonefurry:

anentirevaporeon:

thatonefurry:

astolfostan-551:

thatonefurry:

thequoteenby-deactivated2024021:

thatonefurry:

anentirevaporeon:

thatonefurry:

anentirevaporeon:

thatonefurry:

phidippus:

Reblog to give jk rowling nightmares for a week

just had to reblog a few times to make sure she meets a terrible fate.

Fair enough

Just reblogging again

Same

Reblogging again

Same

pardon my swedish, but fuck jk rowling

Yeah fuck her

yeah! fuck her, the bastard!

Light her on fire

this is why i like you.

Thanks

pardon my australian but jkr is a fucking cunt and should explode in a car hammer explosion with a certian ceo

that-house:

feathery-dreamer:

you come back here and say this to the entire class

I said conjoined twins giving birth to the bone hydra