March 2024

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

crypticroyals:

youhaveaguineapigwhere:

youhaveaguineapigwhere:

youhaveaguineapigwhere:

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

It’s 3 days till Christmas again you know what that means

three days before Christmas thank god I have my decorations out still

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

beam-of-sunlightbb-deactivated2:

‘I wish for death’ - Twelve-year-old Alma says. She fled bombing and shelling twice before the third place they sheltered was bombed, She was rescued from the rubble only to find out both her parents and all four of her siblings had been killed. She found her 18-month-old brother in an unimaginable state. Her little brother was beheaded from the rubble after the IOF massacred them.

Source: BBC

full article here, though the article is written a couple days ago, this interview was conducted in the start of December last year, after the December 2 israeli air strikes

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

“There are weeks when nothing happens and there are weeks when something happens” — Vladimir Lenin

“Buy me lingerie and fuck me in it” —Vladimir Lenin

herpsandbirds:

Malaysian Fire Snail (Platymma tweediei), family Chronidae, found in 2 montane forests of Malaysia

photographs by @maxs6461 

reaumantic:

isabelopaque:

when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

deepdoughbeast:

catgurltreats:

The Dark Game Awards. We have categories

  • Biggest day 1 patch
  • This probably could have been a movie
  • Proof that indie games aren’t inherently more artistic
  • Most playable asset flip
  • Most gambling addicts created

~ Most obvious DLC that shouldn’t have been DLC

~ Most layoffs after game succeeded

~ Most crunchtimed game development

~ Shortest Game to Remaster of Game cycle

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

cannibalchicken:

He’s so light he isn’t pressing the keys!!!!!

fluidnet:

crisedoctobre:

trappper-johnathan:

mckitterick:

draftboat:

weaselle:

jackhawksmoor:

itsaruse:

jaimeedarling:

eternallybutthurt:

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1
this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved.

A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2
they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

screenshot of tags that reads, I'm SCREAMING, this is peak Tumblr, outrage followed by detailed explanation followed by gif that severs your spinal cord

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

mckitterick:

draftboat:

weaselle:

jackhawksmoor:

itsaruse:

jaimeedarling:

eternallybutthurt:

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1
this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved.

A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2
they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

screenshot of tags that reads, I'm SCREAMING, this is peak Tumblr, outrage followed by detailed explanation followed by gif that severs your spinal cord

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

paichi-art:

the bride and her ugly ass groom

xmajordumps:

get earlier concept narinder jumpscare

bongjoonheaux:

liquidstar:

i always think abt my cousin in greece who’s like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she’ll be like “wow…. a real life american barbecue… will there be red cups?” you bet your ass there’ll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

When my 12 year old niece came to the US for the first time she was apparently super disappointed with LA because there were too many Koreans and it just felt like home. But when she finally saw a Midwest suburb she got super excited because she was like, “All the houses are far apart just like in the movies!” Apparently she also got excited at the size of the big gulp cups at 7/11 lmao

gsirvitor:

yeomanstuff:

lonewolf23k:

sludge-wizard:

epiales06:

epiales06:

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

It’s 2023, women can have as many legs and feathers as they want- get with the times.

BEHOLD! TUMBLR’S WOMAN!

Yeah, that tracks.

violottie:

“BREAKING: The UN Security Council has passed a resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza for the month of Ramadan. The resolution passed 14-0, with the US abstaining for the first time.”

from BreakThrough News, 25/Mar/2024: caption cont under video

In response, Netanyahu immediately said he was cancelling his trip to the US.

The resolution, put forward by Algeria, Ecuador, Guyana, Japan, Malta, Mozambique, Sierra Leone, Slovenia, South Korea and Switzerland, calls for an unconditional release of all hostages on all sides.

Russia attempted to put the word “permanent” into the ceasefire language but the US voted against it.

iamtheweirdomister:

turnipstan87:

Daily Turnip Boy #610

roadwhores:

i am so incredibly and unbelievably in love with her

were–ralph:

New favorite tweet

yr-tiktok-mom:

animentality:

failed-inspection:

I watch thart with my watchbals

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Hey, new writers. Hi. Hello. Love what you’re doing there. Please, for the love of god remember to use paragraph breaks.

I love reading work by my students but because of my adhd when one of them decides that they’re allergic to paragraph breaks I start crying. It takes me like ten tries to read a single page. My eyes can’t focus on any of the writing. I literally get headaches sometimes from it.

I’m not exaggerating here for funny internet points. Please use paragraph breaks.

deramin2:

bemusedlybespectacled:

transfaguette:

it is crazy how “if this childrens show doesn’t kill their villain at the end it’s irredeemable media” became such a popular opinion here. like people were calling steven universe fascist apologia. and to be clear I don’t even think that would be the case for non childrens media, either. perhaps holding every single story up to the same standard of “does it follow the acceptable narrative path or is it evil propaganda” isn’t the most anti-fascist thing, either. maybe.

“you are morally obligated to murder your enemies” is also perhaps not the most anti-fascist thing

“The death penalty is the only true form of justice” is not actually something I think children should be taught.

comicaurora:

how do you infinite scroller webcomic people DO IT

sayruq:

sayruq:

In a unanimous decision, the International Court of Justice (ICJ) said Israel had to act “without delay” to allow the “provision… of urgently needed basic services and humanitarian assistance”.

The latest ruling by the court in The Hague comes after South Africa asked it to bolster an order issued to Israel in January to take all measures to prevent genocidal acts in Gaza.

South Africa said it had an obligation to act to prevent genocide as a signatory of the UN’s 1948 Genocide Convention.

The country has been highly critical of Israel’s military operation in Gaza and its governing African National Congress (ANC) has a long history of solidarity with the Palestinian cause.

duckdotcom:

duckdotcom:

they also might not be giants. let’s not get our hopes up

i just don’t want you guys to get hurt

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obi-mom-kenobi:

:

is anyone else constantly getting those scam asks about Gaza? like asking for donations messaging random people with barely any blog history?

it’s sooo annoying…..

anyway go donate to some real charity like maybe project olive branch or esims for gaza. I make sketches if you show proof of donation so yea. go donate to a real charity, many of them accept donation as little as 2$ (1$ often doesn’t work because of processing fees)

I get them CONSTANTLY! I firmly believe they’re scams because of the lack of blog history, but also because they never actually link what they want people to donate to. And to top it all off, most of them are worded the exact same way, like it’s a poorly written template they all use. Just- can people not use a fucking GENOCIDE to get money out of people? They’re pretending to be the people who actually need help and it’s so messed up

yes!! it’s in extremely poor taste, just evil. they are always almost the same message, maybe slightly changed. so disgusting. we’re truely living in hell

dankmemerson:

vio-marks:

new pfp babby

jay-in-the-notebook:

thepixelatedcactus:

flying the original character artist flag with pride

sleepynomi:

cadaverousdecay:

*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]

*pulling my gay vampire lover away from my neck* the fuck did you just call my blood

sappy-the-dog:

pukicho:

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

:3 carit

nem23:

edging my google play services

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

rhyss-puffs:

facks-stories:

walmart-the-official:

barnes-and-noble-official:

kroger-fr:

its-sanrio-official:

danisontnonfire:

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

Rebloggingg

I know i said i wouldnt touch these but

arent you- not allowed to be on tumblr unless you were 13 or older? did the rules change or smth what is this post supposed to be weeding out

children should NOT be on this site. at all. teenagers are a stretch. honestly nobody should be on this site.

yeah… older than 11 but I think this site. Is. Maybe. Not child friendly. In a lot of ways.

Uhh not sure I’ve reblogged yet

I am older than eleven, but I have a confession to make…

Many years ago… I was eleven.

symptomofsin:

This is the conservative/christian sign for abortion. This is the sign used by those who are pro-life. This is a sign that is sexist, that demonizes abortion, that is anti women’s autonomy and female rights. It declares fetuses as full babies someone is throwing away. This sign can be genuinely triggering to deaf women who have had abortions.

If you want to go full-neutral, you can finger sign abortion. 

Or, the scientific version (pregnancy-remove) that is considered the leftist way –

image

Do not spread the pro-life version. Conservatives specifically try to push their ways to sign things as the default. You are unintentionally helping overpower deaf women’s rights advocates.

sappy-the-dog:

astronomical-bagel:

leitrellaly me

fearthefuzzybear:

queer-as-city-folk:

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

our beautiful rail line… (so far)

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

not now kitten, daddy’s about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute… we need to start killing the government

ndiecity-deactivated20241101:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

cool bell dude. who does it toll for

oh man this is awkward

sundove88:

hometoursandotherstuff:

Photographer Scott Taylor caught an ‘angry bird’ in real life. His camera captured a moment in which a cardinal’s wings were tucked tightly into its body, making the bird look like a fluffy red ball floating in midair.

Nyooom!!

skitterstan:

hey @staff why is terf still a tag

zouisalbums:

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

thingstrumperssay:

This comic has been going around, uncredited. So I don’t know who the artist is. I’d like to credit them properly for being so accurate in describing TERFs but for now I cannot.

I’ll edit this if I ever find out who the artist is, though.

electricpurrs:

electricpurrs:

electricpurrs:

omg i forgot to tell you guys

shes on. my computer

and she can be on YOURS too!

i got permission from the twitter creator to share her so you can check the tweet and download her FOR FREEE ^_^

the-fisher-queen:

watertightvines:

clairenatural:

clairenatural:

there’s a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn’t and the park service keeps thinking it’s dead and then it keeps blooming! well they’re removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they’ve said it’s finally time for stumpy to go and they’re going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they’re also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

a photo of a cherry blossom tree on the bank of the Tidal Basin in Washington, DC. The Washington Monument is visible behind it. The tree is short, hollow and looks almost burnt. It has one branch that's in full bloom with pink cherry blossoms. There is a small bundle of red roses at the base of it. ALT

someone brought it flowers today

STUMPY MY BELOVED!!!!

For added context on what rehabilitating the area means: there are structural issues with the Tidal Basin seawall that cause flooding like this independent of rainfall. Big portions of the sidewalk in Stumpy’s section are regularly submerged, which is bad for the land and the trees themselves, not to mention an accessibility issue for visitors.

It’s sad that Stumpy and many other trees in the area will need to be cut down, but it will ensure the continued survival of the other trees in the area, and Stumpy himself will live on in his cuttings!

I believe Stumpy will be taken to the national arboretum and his clones will return to the tidal basin after the rebuilding.

Someone left him a bottle of bourbon as an offering.

The Japanese Embassy came to pay him honor this week.


Stumpy and his cohort are part of the original gift from Japan more than 100 years ago, and many have lived this long bc the National Parks takes care of them. Normally the trees live about 40-50 years.

the-entire-furry-fandom:

no matter the cost do not let him in

the-fisher-queen:

watertightvines:

clairenatural:

clairenatural:

there’s a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn’t and the park service keeps thinking it’s dead and then it keeps blooming! well they’re removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they’ve said it’s finally time for stumpy to go and they’re going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they’re also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

a photo of a cherry blossom tree on the bank of the Tidal Basin in Washington, DC. The Washington Monument is visible behind it. The tree is short, hollow and looks almost burnt. It has one branch that's in full bloom with pink cherry blossoms. There is a small bundle of red roses at the base of it. ALT

someone brought it flowers today

STUMPY MY BELOVED!!!!

For added context on what rehabilitating the area means: there are structural issues with the Tidal Basin seawall that cause flooding like this independent of rainfall. Big portions of the sidewalk in Stumpy’s section are regularly submerged, which is bad for the land and the trees themselves, not to mention an accessibility issue for visitors.

It’s sad that Stumpy and many other trees in the area will need to be cut down, but it will ensure the continued survival of the other trees in the area, and Stumpy himself will live on in his cuttings!

I believe Stumpy will be taken to the national arboretum and his clones will return to the tidal basin after the rebuilding.

Someone left him a bottle of bourbon as an offering.

The Japanese Embassy came to pay him honor this week.


Stumpy and his cohort are part of the original gift from Japan more than 100 years ago, and many have lived this long bc the National Parks takes care of them. Normally the trees live about 40-50 years.