i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that’s a poem already what’s the point
you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling
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these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don’t know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been… like this
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that’s a poem already what’s the point
you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling
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these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don’t know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been… like this
so the original clip is when BTS was on james corden’s show, and even the interview itself is so funny bc like one day before they came on his show, corden made fun of BTS fans and essentially said they’re all ~dumb teenage girls~ and therefore their opinions don’t matter, and obviously the fans did their usual thing on social media and nobody cared because it’s james corden
BTS comes on the show the next day, they immediately bring it up and call him out on it, they obviously all hate his ass (and they never come on his show again), corden’s making excuses for himself and avoiding accountability and being like “poor me i’m the real victim here!!!!!” and one of them literally responds to that by interrupting him and saying “we accept your apology :)”
after that, someone made this tiktok (and i saved it bc it makes me cry laugh every time):
and then someone used that tiktok to make the gif, and as far as i can tell, the first ever use of the gif was on the celibacy sweep tumblr poll:
anyone want to see a fucking trainwreck of an ai article
it gets worse. this is just the intro
ah yes i love book three of the hunger games: catching fire, aka the second book of the hunger games. also a huge fan of the book mockingjay part one
IT INVENTED ALL OF THESE. THERE IS NO HUNGER GAMES COMIC ADAPTATION. THERE IS NO GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON OF SHAKESPEARE CALLED THOMAS STANLEY. AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS AN ONLY CHILD!!!!!
REGULAR REMINDER THAT IT IS COMMON COURTESY TO SEND AN ASK TO THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED AN ASK GAME FROM !! THIS PART OF TUMBLR CULTURE HAS BEEN LOST OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO PLEASE KEEP ASKS GAMES ALIVE BY SENDING ASKS !!
Standard tumblr ettiquette used to be send an ask one up and one down the chain (i.e. who you reblogged it from and who reblogged it from you) because that ensured everyone who wanted asks got at least one :) and yes anon totally counts!!
Remember the point of ask games is less to talk about yourself (although yeah of course that’s fun!) and more to provide opportunities to get to know others with some icebreakers 💕 if you want to get to know people (mutuals or otherwise!!) sending asks to others in an ask game is a key way to build rapport :) you can learn about their likes and dislikes, share headcanons, check in on life, and most importantly you can chat about their/your answer in the replies of the post - it’s a time honoured tradition on tumblr as one of the key ways to make friends 😁
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i wanna be normal so bad but every few hours i think about how the bar for the future has been dropped to I Just Want People to Stop Dying and Have Food and then i think about how insidious and cruel that is, how cruel that this is what they’ve decided will be normal, that now we have to fight to raise the bar of humanity to Living and Eating again
because once people stop dying and have food to eat we’re going to need to deal with those who not only have the power to kill and starve people at will and chose to use it that way, but they did it against the wishes of the majority of the world. we’ve been lowered to unfathomable depths by these people.
i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny
i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons
The poketoons are legimately one of the best things to come out of Pokemon animation and I’m so glad they’re subbing the new ones right away. They all give such depth to the Pokemon universe about how regular people live, even the first one to an extent, as it was about two former professional Trainers and Tsubomi trying to convince her parents to let her go on her journey.
roommate’s been watching curb your enthusiasm. never seen a more execrable man than larry david. makes at least 5 new enemies every episode just going about his day. like some kind of a reverse Naruto
If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn’t take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It’s really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money
YES. All of them. Every day. Here is the full list of causes.
Lamb does an ‘adoption’ prank on the twins to see their reaction (GONE WRONG!: They almost murder them ❤️)
I’m sorry, that I haven’t been posting much, I’m experiencing a little bit of a burnout and had less motivation to draw stuff but I’ll be getting back with more content soon, so dw!
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
had a dream the cw rebooted supernatural but under the premise that fans decide what happens next in the show via instagram polls for some reason and i tried to recreate the image i saw in my dreams
Laios is a little more ruthless than I am about it but I appreciate that he loves and admires creatures even while also seeing them as delicious food. I feel like the writing does a really good job showing the mindset that eating living things is not morally exclusive from loving them and loving nature. I love squids and I eat squids. I know they would eat me too. And if they did I would forgive them.
I’m kind of at a point where the “queer spaces” i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around
When a space cares a lot about making sure its members are queer enough to participate, you get a space that aggressively polices the queerness of its members. There’s no way around that, it’s pretty much tautologically true. Only by paradoxically not actually caring if you’re queer or not can a group really accept the full range of what queerness can look like.
Also, a space that has room for a cis straight guy who means well and wants the best for his friends has two crucial things going for it.
1) it has space for people who are learning and might fuck up a bit while they figure things out, and that learning process is probably not so godawful and unpleasant that a guy with other prospects would have to be a fool not to go find some nicer friends. This is nice because it is very difficult to personally embody the entire alphabet at once, and learning how to be good allies to one another is a crucial part of queer solidarity. It’s nice for that process not to be painful.
2) it has space for people who aren’t yet willing to or comfortable with presenting an externally queer label to continue to exist and soak up the queer vibes and information, which means it’s welcoming to actual questioning people rather than the theory of questioning people. Probably it therefore has more interest in actually doing things rather than hierarchy politics.
3) it’s probably not a radfem tar pit interested in weaponising you against people they’ve decided to hate in a social smear war that benefits nobody and nothing but their need for a power trip
Oh it’s even more than that! The cis straight guy is very often a ride home, dad or husband. Or a Bob which I will explain in this essay is a signifier of a healthy ecosystem, like frogs are.
This is a 3 am take so consider this a blanket apology and a readmore but if you hate this post you were warned.
why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn’t look like any spider i’ve ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
are you sure it’s a spider?
yes i am it looks like this
oh that’s a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren’t poisonous.
why is it in my room
and why do you know what it tastes like
@sicklythiasuswhy do you know what a wolf spider tastes like
nom nom.
what
yummy yummy in my tummy tummy
when and why did you eat a wolf spider
band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.
the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.
why was your solution to eat them
i mean, no one else was gonna.
ooh thatsa wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they arent poisonous.
When creating the new Australian National University in 1946, the Australian parliament can probably be forgiven for being far too polite to ever raise the suggestion that the acronym ANU may one day lead to problems.
And so it is in the year 2023, that Australia’s highest ranked university has to regularly remind people not to add a possessive ’s’ to their name in headlines, lest the web address be shortened like so:
Likewise the unfortunately named ANU Sports has to go to great lengths to make sure that their name never appears as an acrostic, or on a single line without spaces:
But the award absolutely must go to the ANU Soccer Club magazine, cheekily named ‘SCUM’ by a student in the 90s much to the ongoing horror of design teams to this day
Today’s daily dose of Batshit Australian Politics comes courtesy of Australian Senator Bob “Gay Crocodiles” Katter (yes that one) who today picked a fight with the Australian parliament cafe, which he refused to leave until they accepted a $50 bill as payment instead of a card/tap.
Although staff at the cafe offered to just give Bob his meal for free, he refused to leave until they took the cash. The stoush was eventually settled when a manager was called in and agreed they legally have to take Bob’s money.
“Your plastic magic won’t work without electricity" Bob told the press afterwards, “and without cash you’ll starve.”
The national newswire AAP sent out the story today with this incredible line and photo attached:
Staff offered to give Mr Katter his fish for free, but he remained hungry for justice.
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