March 2024

ad-wills:

a meme

a hand labelled as "writers and artists" pressing three buttons on a soda machine at the same time, labelled in order as: is my writing and art even good enough??, fuck it we ball, let me nap on itALT

roguemortal:

thedragonemperess:

determinedowl23:

lukastiktokstash:

WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TRANSFORM SCENE GO WHAT

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WALKING

Pepper’s Ghost Effect: the Beast seen in tge transformation is actually hidden and viewers are looking at a piece of glass with his reflection on it. When the super bright lights on Beast dim, the image fades to reveal his human form behind the glass.


Walking: all the support mechanudms are hidden under Belle’s dress and she’s carrying the prince around by his hand so his legs are free to dangle snd move and dance.


All still super impressive, the faces really get me too because there’s no trick to make them so expressive other than engineering and craftsmaship and they even did it well on the horse

thevagueambition:

thank god for Magnus Hirschfeld and his noting of this pastry shop frequented by middle-class Jewish lesbians around 1904 holy shit don’t ever tell me anything is too specific a demographic again

lackadaisycats:

lackadaisycats:

Have you heard about the LackadaisyShop?
[distant eldritch screaming]

(This is what happens when you give Dave Capdevielle, Kovox and Adam a puppet, by the way. Something between a Wilkins Coffee ad and analog horror? Thanks for getting weird with it!

Thanks to Fable, Kennedy, and Matt Pichette for then making it even weirder. And to NGravewriter for the pun-prompt!)

killingmyselfbutnotdying:

“Friends dont look at friends that way” COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

escapismsworld:

The Ancient Theatre of Epidaurus in Greece is a remarkable testament to ancient Greek artistic prowess and classical architecture. Built in the 4th century BCE, this meticulously designed amphitheater features exceptional acoustics, allowing even faint whispers to be heard from the highest seats. It was primarily used for Greek tragedies and comedies, highlighting the cultural significance of theater in ancient times.

📸: Dimitrios Pallis

l-art-stuff-l:

frostplays:

l-art-stuff-l:

i am committed to TWO THINGS

  • FAGGING IT UP
  • THE BIT
  • 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

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i’m in love with you

lukadjo:

Hello!

I am making a Webbed site.

If you see any issues or things looking weird, tell me please.

Also, what about this?

Hello!

I am making a Webbed site.

If you see any issues or things looking weird, tell me please.

sayruq:

catchymemes:

svetty-art:

svetty-art:

Oh, my rats!

/made to order/

Brilliant!!!

juliuscaesarofficial:

iamfuckingweeping:

non-binary-sally-bowles:

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY


ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

painting of a dead julius caesar with no in large letters

mimicmew:

“Five points to a pentagram, five portents of doom, five siblings stood abreast, five gods and one tomb…”

certified-iconic-post:

jellyfish-neo:

enaroholmes:

omghotmemes:

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

certified iconic post

somethingusefulfromflorida:

talonpaw:

black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

Bliss

sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh:

Me when working out actually does have benefits besides weight loss just like everyone has always said: 😱😱😱😱

duothelingo:

duothelingo:

duothelingo:

Im coming for your dad in more ways than one

wrong blog wrong blog WROKG BLOG FUFK

Stop giving this notes

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

melodiesblue:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mtomauw:

rattle-my-stars:

byjove:

byjove:

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

YOU CAN TORRENT GOOD YOGHURT.
If the good yoghurt has a live culture you can use it to make a whole pot of new yoghurt with the exact same bacteria culture. You’ll have to add flavoring yourself but it should be similar.

HOW?? YOU CAN CLONE YOGURT?

bigchump1994:

nuancefan:

lucy-x-5billion:

tagfer:

tumblr screenshot. a blazed post is preceeded by a "because you follow #bowser" banner. the blazed post is about taylor swift's soulmate.ALT

what’s bowser about this Tumblr. where’s the turtle

ive seen this before but i only just now realized out that hang on, a dude desperate for a date with a blonde woman he’s got no rapport with IS incredibly Bowser-coded

viralfrog:

sayruq:

bibliocharlie:

the most helpful thing i have ever seen from neurodivergent internet spaces is “THERE ARE OTHER TIMES OF DAY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH”. this has genuinely saved me from executive dysfunction spirals so many times.

beemovieerotica:

probably the most real demonstration of online versus offline discourse on “transmascs versus transfems” infighting was at a transmasc meetup where one person was like “eugh i’ve just had suuuch bad experiences with transfems, i don’t trust them” and the guy next to me just blinks and goes “hey uh. my wife is a trans woman” and the rest of us chime in like “yeah we all have transfem friends, what’s your problem”

and then after talking to that person for longer we discover that they almost never interact with the trans community outside of tumblr and don’t have any contact with transfems face to face

sunbentshadows:

sunbentshadows:

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - before:2023”.

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

if you’re transgender you have to live.

please. I love you.

predatory-lesbians:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative ‘yass queen’s and call people 'mommy’ on their transition timelines

Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy’ and drawing skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people and calling them 'nonbinary’

Before this gets much farther: this isn’t a post aimed at cis folk only. being transgender does not prevent you from being transphobic.

people reblogging without this last addition are cowards btw

sermna:

Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

inthefallofasparrow:

winged-fool:

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

“Oh, not you as well, Brutus!” in that voice is the best translation of ‘Et tu, Brute?’ I’ve ever heard.

a-god-in-ruins-rises:

we’re so back

virtualgirladvance:

communist-hatsunemiku:

auckie:

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

trainsmask-deactivated20240310:

gwydionmisha:

11/30/23: KOSA is an anti-LGBTQIA+ censorship bill. It is essential you call THIS week. Tell them you are specifically against KOSA and especially against hotlining the bill.

Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask to be connected to the Senator of your choice.

Here is one that will send your reps a fax: https://resist.bot/

Even with the changes as of 2024, this is still dangerous. It could clear senate. It’s got enough support to. Contact your senators.

The vote is on March 13th.

Even better, contact your representatives since this bill doesn’t have much support in there and it’s important that it never does.

killerunicorn3:

I’ve got a new meme template for y’all

germz4u:

Me

zocchini37:

konkeydongcountry:

jason-brody:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

we did it bro

a portal cake joke in 2014

jesus didn’t die for this

we did it bro

a portal cake joke in 2024

jesus did die for this :)

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors:

professional-chaotic-dumbass:

popsunner:

popsunner:

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

narwa:

lizmitches:

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

sandmandaddy69:

nitewrighter:

dailyjermasparkle:

commas-georg:

dumbtrannybitch:

featherboabear:

neo-pussy:

traaansfem:

verloonati:

neo-pussy:

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you’ve been complaining that your tits aren’t growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

At the risk of further killing the joke by infodumping, but healthy fats, particularly omega 3 fatty acids are SO IMPORTANT for your brain, heart, and immune health, and it’s very important that you get them from your diet because our bodies can’t actually produce enough to keep us healthy on its own. You can get them from fish (especially salmon!!), walnuts, soybeans, and flaxseed and chia. Monounsaturated fats are really important as well–you can get those from avocados and nuts as well. I’m a big fan of having nuts close by because they’re a very snackable source of protein and fat to keep you going. I don’t know how much of a hand protein synthesis has in growing tits, but growing tissue of any kind is probably going to require a steady supply of calories. As mentioned above, you do want to have carbs (healthy carbs! Preferably with fiber for your gut flora!! Like brown rice!) as well, because those are a more immediate energy source for your body so that it’s not just burning through the protein and fat you consume and those guys can help more with tissue growth.

hungry-skeleton:

church-gets-pegged:

hungry-skeleton:

I hope Rooster Teeth immediately crumbles and shuts down the moment season 19 drops so the company starts and ends with rvb like a cursed amulet that drains your life force and corrupts your mind

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

pharmdup:

pharmdup:

Fun tags on this post

hedgehogenglne:

hedgehogenglne:

if the successor to the nintendo switch starts selling games for 70+ dollars regularly i’m going to throw up

no fucking video game regardless of quality should be nearly a hundred fucking dollars. none of them. i don’t care what you tell me.

birdhug:

i cannot stop laughing at send no pee

sovietnam:

114-reprises:

thornsilver:

tikkety-tok:

Yeah, you need to unmute.

vigilantsycamore:

maniculum:

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense…

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

Any educator who doesn’t feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase “Unused York City.”

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term “Rogetism” for these. Perhaps the best:

A screenshot reading: "Sadler's favorite Rogetism, however, is a rendering of the phrase 'left behind', which was marvelously converted into 'sinister buttocks'."ALT

Source.

I’m trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

samwisethewitch:

samwisethewitch:

samwisethewitch:

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

drtanner:

dragguns:

magicalandsomeweirdhometours:

$700/mo 1 bd1 ba10 sqft18750 Wildflower Dr, Penn Valley, CA  OVERVIEW: Freshly painted wood with new Porsche door to complement the beautifully colored maple floor. Pets: Large dogs.   Zestimate: $3,334 mo. (Zillow thinks it’s worth over $3,000 mo.- what a bargain.)  How the hell is this even allowed?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18750-Wildflower-Dr-Penn-Valley-CA-95946/19445420_zpid/?

yeah i fucking bet it is