March 2024

phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

vergak:

phineas and ferb heritage post

decolonization000:

probablyasocialecologist:

Colonization is bleeding the land dry for the living dead, I mean the economy vampires, I mean thieves, I mean Europe, I mean the US settlers

borrelia:

if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.

roboticchibitan:

Screaming and swearing and crying and yelling and casting curses because I’ve been having terrible headaches every single day for WEEKS and today I took some salt pills to self medicate for my heart problem (POTS) that’s been acting up a little bit and I feel like 80% better and a brain fog I didn’t even realize I was in has lifted. Thoughts are crisp and minty fresh. Thinking in HD. “That’s great,” you say, “why are we upset about this?” Because I have had that bottle of salt pills since at least September.

I had the solution to my problem the ENTIRE time. If I had remembered, at ANY point, that POTS can cause headaches, I could have solved this mystery weeks ago. And yeah, my head still kinda hurts, but I’m hoping the sobakawa (buckwheat hull) pillow I’m waiting for will help fix my neck issues and then I won’t have tension headaches anymore either.

I highly recommend occasionally looking up The Disorders that afflict you, especially if you have shit memory (due to The Disorders) because sometimes they discover new things but even if they don’t, I now know that POTS is probably the reason I get nauseous and migrainy if my immediate surroundings are hotter than 75°F/24°C

selfmaderibcageman:

selfmaderibcageman:

every time the turkish guy in one of my video game discords posts about food i look up the greek name of whatever it is and say i like that kind more

jordisstigander:

bunjywunjy:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

actualaster:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

sydario:

springcottage:

thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

laser gun gator boys

oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio

Okay as adorable as this looks, I’m pretty sure that’s a distress sound?  A “mommy help me I’m scared come save me!” sound?

@why-animals-do-the-thing

This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last year’s babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isn’t actually a distress call! According to @kaijutegu​ (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group.

See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents.

These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, you’d never be able to safely get close to them), and so they’re responding to the guy in the video the same way because he’s constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. He’s not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and he’s worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that they’re not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that aren’t don’t show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldn’t be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. There’s no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Here’s a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.)

So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation!

ETHICALLY SOURCED LASER NOISES

roomtemperaturesuperconductor:

roomtemperaturesuperconductor:

A massive pet peeve of mine is when US progressives say shit like “evangelical christians are terrible but so are hardcore atheists”. Like. even if every single atheist was the most insufferable debate bro imaginable, you get how… one of these groups has structural power that they’ve used for more than a century to prop up and direct state violence domestically and imperially. And the other is like. A random subset of normal people that also includes some redditors. These are not equally harmful communities.

I was trying to keep the scope of this limited to traceable institutions currently active in politics, but yeah, as many people have said in the notes, “more than a century” is a pretty big understatement

valtsv:

valtsv:

a triangle chart with three captions, one at each point. the first says "angel rules (you can break the rules, but doing so will have irreversible consequences)". the second, "fae rules (you can't break the rules, but you can exploit any loophole)" and the third "machine/artificial intelligence rules (the rules are encoded in your very being, and to break them requires breaking you)".ALT

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

a youtube thumbnail titled "what the fuck is god's problem?" showing three young boys sitting in a semicircle on a couch as if in the middle of a debate. the kids are captioned "fae" "angel" and "machine" respectivelyALT

woo-in-different-lengths:

changelingsrule:

fatefulfaerie:

thehottestmess:

hestianerd1:

praeca:

guerrillatech:

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

Fanartists:

Thingiverse users:

Royalty free sounds

Flash games

Productivity has always been there

Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!

Fanfiction authors!!

Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hjarta:

this would pull me too because i’ve been really into hot salsas lately and i need to talk to someone about it

cromerholt:

anxietyproblem:

queer-as-city-folk:

sillylovingpupper:

queer-as-city-folk:

toss-the-entity:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

Here is where I keep my png collection

They enjoy each other’s company

….what are you going to do with that jar?

Move them into a larger enclosure, it was just temporary

Your P40DC is escaping.

What, why would he do that? I gave him more space

ubercharge:

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

chongoblog:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

oneheadtoanother:

sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn’t Move

injustice-we-trust:

tomi4i:

chartreuxcatz:

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

mlerpwonders:

awritersbro:

awritersbro:

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it’s still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

@jusiri I have blazed posts twice now, my friend, and they have recieved 200 and 100 notes respectively. Enough to make my notifications interesting for 24 hours, but not enough to make them unuseable.

From this I can only conclude that I am immune from the fires of Tumblr blaze. No scorch marks can ravage my notifications, and I can post freely knowing that they can never be rendered unusable.

Still, I’m glad you don’t have that free blaze. Fate, I feel, would have found that too funny a chance to pass up.

Reblog to punish OP for hubris in a way fitting of an ancient Greek tragedy.

Then schedule a reblog of your reblog one week into the future.

professionalchaoticdumbass:

the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the “death roll”

casualatienjoyer:

tentacleteapot:

just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me

-a virus

mlerpwonders:

awritersbro:

awritersbro:

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it’s still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

@jusiri I have blazed posts twice now, my friend, and they have recieved 200 and 100 notes respectively. Enough to make my notifications interesting for 24 hours, but not enough to make them unuseable.

From this I can only conclude that I am immune from the fires of Tumblr blaze. No scorch marks can ravage my notifications, and I can post freely knowing that they can never be rendered unusable.

Still, I’m glad you don’t have that free blaze. Fate, I feel, would have found that too funny a chance to pass up.

Reblog to punish OP for hubris in a way fitting of an ancient Greek tragedy.

Then schedule a reblog of your reblog one week into the future.

pizza-feverdream:

Stealing this from prev lmk what name and pronouns yall grant me

beepbeepb:

I think it’s important that people play card and board games with each other

the-haiku-bot:

2spirit-1spoon:

punk-jaskier:

theconcealedweapon:

If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.

That’s why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who would become enemies as soon as they’re ordered to.

I feel it’s important to amend this with “if sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal AGAIN, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws AGAIN.”

They did it before and they’ll do it again. Gay sex was only made legal in Texas in 2003. I was at a sleepover at my best friend’s house when it happened. We could hear the celebrations from the bar district down the block. We were 14 and both knew we were queer.

So yes, they’re not welcome at pride because they’ll turn on us in an instant. But also because cops who have been cops for a while full-on were against us only NINETEEN years ago.

And yes I know that’s just in Texas and other states have different histories but I’m not even that old and I remember when being gay was illegal. When any relationship I dreamed of having was illegal. And THAT is my bigger reason that cops aren’t welcome at pride. Yes they will turn on us, but they already were against us and not-so-secretly still are.

A lot of those cops are still probably on the force and now brag about how long they’ve been there.

But it isn’t like they’ve been spending all that time learning queer theory and trying to be less homophobic either.

Those same exact people will go right back to arresting us the moment that they are able to.

Cops are not and have never been our allies, they never will be.

Cops are not and have

never been our allies,

they never will be.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

a-sentient-cup:

folk-punk:

please google what an artichoke is

Someone got artichokes and pangolins confused

sweets-system:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

the-gnomish-bastard:

slymewitch:

the-gnomish-bastard:

ash-the-tiefling:

slymewitch:

The military recruiter at my school brought in a bowl of snickers…they’re getting smarter…my willpower thins…but I stay silly.

when they aren’t looking steal a snickers

Buy your own snickers, put razor blades in them, and then swap them out when nobody is looking.

I could just eat the snickers I bought

And forgo violence against the government? For shame slyme, for shame.

lukadjo:

Do you support Palestine?

I need you to read this:

https://cohost.org/trail-markers-in-the-sky/post/3169355-empty

This is some extremely important context that there’s a high chance you’re missing.

my-random–thoughts-deactivated:

You asked for tots ideas? Please do them either getting ready for bed or in bed falling asleep


(no it doesn't matter which iteration)


Your art is so beautiful!

sweeneydino:

Sleepy babies.

This is how Ronin actually dies: of cuteness.

endurae:

dungeon food… ah, dungeon food…

soratayuya:

beewulf:

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

If you kill something it had better be dead

enki2:

songofsoma:

bg3 tweets 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

elhopper1sm:

If you wanna protect AO3 or character ai. Or Wattpad. Or Tumblr. Or discord. Or even the right for undocumented people and minors to use the fucking Internet reblog this I swear to God. Reblog this and reblog as many KOSA posts as you can go on their website and contact your Representatives. Do it. Do it. Do it.

moonstone-reverie:

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

s0upycat:

internutter:

demonicae:

eridanidreams:

The fucking irony

Oh so NOW it’s not okay to be stealing images. Interesting. Care to tell us where you draw the line there, champ?

Awww did they steal your work without asking??? All that hard work and time you put into making and refining your stuff??? Damnnn, that must suck to have it all stolen by an AI company that uses your hard work to make their product with no credit, just to spit out an image that isn’t even that good.

Now where have I heard that sentiment before???

definitelynotindecisive:

meatswitch-deactivated20231107:

Wizards (1977)

xblueshin:

It’s been months since I wanted to draw them, but I couldn’t figure out how. I tried different styles, but some of them were too similar to my fav cotl artists, so I wasn’t happy with the results. The lil drawings I did here are the closest I came up with something that feels more “me”

Narinder was the one that gave me more trouble, and still does. 

damn me, and the day I decided it wasn’t necessary to learn how to draw animals 😭

sweets-system:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

important-animal-images:

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

kleefkruid:

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

dogiperson:

first part

Leshy is trying his best


forgot to add this little cute thing:

Maybe @tmnt-obsessed-ace's ssdf Leo could meet the dragons (and adopt the dragons)

sweeneydino:

You think he’ll let them keep it? 🤔

Credits to @lieutenantbiscute cause I based these kids designs on theirs 💪 tysmmm

pharahsgf:

the bds movement has officially called for a boycott of eurovision 2024.

qilingxiong:

dduane:

prokopetz:

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

  • Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

  • Sex
  • Holding hands
  • Bizarre misunderstandings
  • Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing
  • The author’s unaddressed traumas
  • Found family
  • Plausible explanations for existing plot holes
  • Additional plot holes
  • Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology
  • Tax evasion
  • Gender
  • Very bad puns

And so importantly, in prev tag:

#actual personality for character who was done dirty in canon

im-da-bronx:

its-dandy-mack:

manicpixiehorsegirl:

garrettauthor:

I lost it at this:

It’s always important to ask kids “what do you mean?” before potentially getting offended. Like the time a kid told me, dramatically, that he was homophobic. When asked what he meant, he told me he couldn’t breathe in crowded places.

Oh bless he tried real hard with words there

Reminds me of the time a little girl (about 4/5) playing pretend at the zoo flipped me off while telling me that “her finger got bit by an African honey badger”