You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit⦠unconventional to say the least.
βListen, is he alive? Technically, no. But his body is moving and his soul is controlling it, so frankly I donβt see a problem.β
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but youβre still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
My brother and I trying to piece together our dadβs life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again
When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were βI told them they shouldnβt have hanged that woman. Well by damn theyβre paying nowβ and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means
My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, βOh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, sheβll be fine.β Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.
No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.
We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went βoh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuiltβ
Hello Keith. It appears I got the wrong person. The combination for the lock is 3827. There’s $50 on the table outing the hall. The vent there should lead outside.
okay no but listen to me I have a good premise for this lil ship
the two of them start dating before the bishops ascend to their power but over time as heket starts growing into her crown it begins to change her in ways forneus isn’t ready for; she still cares for heket, but she doesn’t like where this is going during that time tho heket is able to do smth that leaves forneus immortal, or at least stops her from aging past a certain point but at some point it becomes too much for forneus to bear, and she breaks it off to save herself from the pain of seeing her beloved go down a path she doesn’t want to follow. she remains as close as she can get, being a worshipper of heket and the old faith and when heket and three of her siblings imprison narinder she officially turns her back, seeing it unjust and turning to worship/wish to aid narinder instead of her ex (and during that time, she has baal and aym, who are subsequently taken by shamura to give to narinder)
post-game, when all the bishops are freed and crownless, heket remains so very down bad for the ex she’s still pining hard for while forneus is definitely gonna need some time and getting to know heket again before anything happens, which is even more tricker by the fact forneus likes to travel around and not stay in one spot for too long
(also. I just think it’d be funny if baal and aym were like, narinder’s step-nephews; I don’t personally hc them to be father-sons like a lot of people do, but like the idea of narinder still being a bit soft for the twins in a guardian sort of way)
anways. their ship name should be forket and I am leading this fucking charge lkhasldg
The human body is actually a marvel. It is just that our bodies are meant to move (not exercise, just lots of different movements throughout the day).
Here is a video of the Hadzabe, one of the last hunter-gatherer tribes alive (when I was studying biomechanics I used to watch hours of these videos). They sprint, squat, walk, well into their 70s without any pain.
I know we can’t change our professions, so if you are dealing with neck pain, carpel tunnel syndrome etc, please try to maximise your recovery by eating and sleeping well, and if you can, try visit a physiotherapist or check out physio-pedia.com
My best general health advice is: get barefoot shoes, and walk on uneven terrain once or twice per week. Without getting too much into detail: the feet have evolved over millions of years to adapt to the terrain we walk on to provide stability. There are many bones in the feet allowing them to become many different shapes. These shapes affect the kinetic chain above the feet (ankle, lower/upper leg, hips, lower/mid/upper back, neck). All these structures try to organize themselves to keep you in balance and move you forward, a beautiful interplay between your body and gravity. Due to the uneven terrain, your body will take on many different shapes which keeps your body healthy. With narrow shoes you will limit some crucial movements/shapes your feet should be able to make, so something else will have to compensate to make up for that movement option your feet are lacking. Often times, you will get lower back pain. I used to get it all the time when walking in Timberlands or Nike court shoes. Anyway, barefoot shoes are not the most trendy, far from it, but they are bringing out better and better designs each year. Remember, start with once or twice per week 30 minutes, uneven terrain (start soft, grass, forest, meadow), relax your entire body, feel your weight transition fully on your feet as you walk, let your arms swing naturally, let gravity help you.
If I ever got falsely accused of murder those body language analysis true crime YouTube channels would have like a 7 hour video on why itβs undeniable Iβm a psychopathic murderer and I know it
That’s not a very normal thing to worry about are you all okay?
Theyβd include the fact I said this in the video
I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.
^ the gurgling farter
youβre all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning
Day 93 of the one-person relay protest in front of the Israeli Embassy!
Today, we thank the Information and Human Rights Research Institute and the Progressive Network Center for their hard work.
Israel is starving its residents, banning the entry of relief goods, and continuing to kill starving residents who are packed into trucks that happen to arrive. A total of 400 starving residents were killed by Israeli tanks and snipers.
remember kids, if there’s no incentive to work harder? Don’t! Do exactly what you’re getting paid for, nothing more, and leave as soon as you can without getting “in trouble”
There are two types of ocean observers in the world: those who gaze into the eyes of a giant deep-sea isopod and see absolute adorableness, and those who find them completely creepy. Which team are you?
Giant isopod haters DNI
They just hungry. Not evil or scheming. Just hungry
6 hour workday maximum iβm not kidding, if it canβt be done in that timeframe it doesnβt need doing.
this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
My job doesn’t even give you a lunch break if you work less than 7 hours, I support your fruit & veggie business
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