March 2024

deergirlslut:

theprettyboysclub:

2rsquared:

venusian–eye:

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

brucebocchi:

indigobluerose:

bidonica:

kaijuno:

pitbullmabari:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

chaotic good

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

Thieves Guild call signs

rainaramsay:

stuttermaple:

la-belle-et-la-bete:

female-twink:

queerautism:

queerautism:

On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

Yeah pretty sure we’re all hoping for a divorce on this one lol

how did this fucker say it’s “not as bad as it sounds” and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

That’s what we call growth.

I think the part about “I still feel like I’m right even though I know I’m wrong” bit is a really important and easily overlooked part of growth. That almost always happens in cases like this: that you’re rationally convinced that something you’ve always taken for granted is actually an injustice, but your feelings are still the feelings that have been shaped by your life up to this point. That doesn’t make you a bad person, and it doesn’t mean you’re some kind of natural-born bigot or that you are incapable of improving. Keep sitting with those feelings, and with the realities that led you to be persuaded, and keep an open mind as you explore, and they will come into alignment over time.

ashstfu:

suffering from a condition called remembering too much and loving too much and caring too much and

mcteeth:

iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:

queer-as-city-folk:

aurelianpen:

queer-as-city-folk:

Map of American Metros with California as the name of a train station

Fact checked and true

thedeluxshow:

Artist is Monica Villarreal out of Houston Texas

wetheurban:

Be open to the possibility that people are speaking nicely about you behind your back. People are conspiring about ways to help you. People advocating for you. People are genuinely rooting for you behind your back.

carby:

gucci-tinfoil-hat:

The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar

How is this post from 2022 and I’m only just now seeing it. You have all failed me

sluttyshakespeare:

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

acti-veg:

‘Despair is paralysis. It robs us of agency. It blinds us to put own power and the power of the earth. Environmental despair is a poison every bit as destructive as the methylated mercury in the bottom of Onondaga Lake. But how can we submit to despair while the land is saying “Help”?

Restoration is a powerful antidote to despair. Restoration offers concrete means by which humans can once again enter into positive, creative relationships with the more-than-human world, meeting responsibility that are simultaneously material and spiritual. It’s not enough to grieve. It’s not enough to just stop doing bad things.’

Robin Wall Kimmerer, Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge and the Teachings of Plants

oneshortdamnfuse:

One of many pieces of information rarely discussed that has stuck with me in studying the Holocaust in a literacy class is that people who survived the death camps often did not survive starvation. It is very difficult for a severely malnourished body to recover from starvation. A severely malnourished body will struggle to process food at all, and many people die in the process of “refeeding.” This is called refeeding syndrome for this reason. Reintroducing food can and often is fatal without careful, medical guidance.

Starvation is one of the most common and effective forms of genocide. What makes it effective is that past a certain point, even if aid has been delivered, it is not enough to save someone from death by starvation. What also makes it effective is that withholding food is viewed as a passive consequence of political turmoil rather than an intentional act of violence among a people. You will see more people die from starvation in genocides across history because it is an effective way to kill many people without the use of state resources.

The starvation of Gaza is intentional. The United States and Israel may gesture that they are delivering or allowing aid into Gaza, but in reality they are active participants in the starvation of Gaza by destroying medical infrastructure, limiting the amount of aid “allowed” in, and blocking aid trucks from entering. Throwing food into Gaza by airdrop at this point in the genocide will not be enough without medical infrastructure to refeed a severely malnourished population. Many will die anyways. Many have already.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

ash-the-tiefling:

netzach-the-unholy:

its-target-official:

anoddlypurplecomet:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

keithiskogained:

its-myonlywish:

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

image

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

always beware the smols. They will kill you.

d&d party made up of a paladin, a barbarian, a fighter… and a sorcerer.

the sorcerer has the highest strength and con

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

ash-the-tiefling:

netzach-the-unholy:

its-target-official:

anoddlypurplecomet:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

keithiskogained:

its-myonlywish:

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

image

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

image

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


image

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

always beware the smols. They will kill you.

d&d party made up of a paladin, a barbarian, a fighter… and a sorcerer.

the sorcerer has the highest strength and con

hgsn-moved:

AUGH! *dies*

*studs go flying everywhere*

i-am-aprl:

Hamas just released its proposal for a permanent ceasefire. Israel has dismissed all of their proposals as “unrealistic” — and that has been echoed across the U.S. corporate media.

Here are the actual proposals from each side.

play-now-my-lord:

tetanus fact: it’s an old wives’ tale that tetanus is caused by rusty metal. it’s actually caused by puncture wounds substantially deeper than they are wide, which introduce ubiquitous anaerobic spores (i.e. the “seeds” of single-celled organisms which cannot grow if exposed to oxygen) into a warm, poorly-oxygenated space in the body. so receiving shallow cuts from a rusty knife is not likely to give you tetanus but puncture wounds from clean but non-sterile objects can. this is great news if you like receiving superficial wounds from rusty knives and blades and swords all over your dumbass body

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

What do the Bishops think about Leshy’s blossoming romance and the cat:3

aveloka-draws:

I think Heket would be the most supportive, in her own way.

very-tired-child:

coping with teen angst by drawing leshycat

bamsara:

some trod au doots

Sibling competition except it’s Leshy proving he has more rizz than Narinder (they are both horrifically incompetent)

mianing:

mianing:

dulciechi:

First post for the new year! 🥳 Wish I could’ve posted this on the 1st, but this piece challenged every single scrap of art knowledge I have 🫠 pls tell me i did good or i’ll cry uwu

That pretty little ring holds a fraction of the Crown’s power, enough to let Narinder summon some strong curses. And if that’s not enough, it can also transform into a wickedly huge scythe (as seen in my prev art post) 😚 Can’t say the Lamb doesn’t know how to treat him right <3

read below to see the ingame shrine I based this on

Keep reading

literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism

if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it

no it absolutely is not

wizardsisananimal:

a photo of a brick cement wall covered in colorful graffiti. a wizard is spray painted on the wall with a pink outline. the wizard is a white animal with a simple dot-nosed smiley face wearing a witch hat, with 2 front legs and a single, hairy back limb resembling a human leg and foot. the wizards eyes and some of the paint drip a bit and the wizards limbs are positioned as if it is floating dreamilyALT

hello! wizard spotting (i painted this wizard)

this beast is SICK💖 drifting away

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec

if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.

anger-birb:

anger-birb:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Man I’d love to see more of these from different cultures.

LMFAO

toolusingmammalgirl:

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit’s hot

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

seer-of-mind:

the CEO is actually just risking it all to fuck over this one trans woman huh

shrike-dyke:

“Foxes Are Completely Trustworthy” literally spells out FACT btw. and that’s because it is one.

apolloposter-deactivated2024052:

trustfallwounds:

twoheadedfawnn:

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[Image ID: Tumblr post by user 100493503004422 reading “growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess”. ‘Found Out’ is capitalised for emphasis. / End ID]

How would your lamb react to the itty bitty game lamb?

aveloka-draws:

Its like looking in a tiny mirror

comickles:

me after drawing an anime girl for the first time

bogleech:

gagfadget:

bogleech:

not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it’s getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.

This is the first thing you can see on the project2025.org website

This is being organized by The Heritage Foundation. A right wing organization that worked with Trump during his presidency.

For more information here’s a video that goes in depth about it https://youtu.be/9k3UvaC5m7o?si=ef6LxmOit5txAhyt


Remember to not panic and stay informed!

Reminder also that their definition of “radical left” is primarily people who are accepting of gender identity, desire any tightening of even one gun regulation, want to combat police corruption in any way, and don’t want a border wall.

sayruq:

dukemz:

your-talos-is-problematic:

nick-nonya:

apnifty-deactivated20240222:

nick-nonya:

jubileealbum:

English (Auto Generated)

Foreign Foreign Foreign

[Speaks Spanish]

[____]

[Music]

[Applause]

woo-in-different-lengths:

changelingsrule:

fatefulfaerie:

thehottestmess:

hestianerd1:

praeca:

guerrillatech:

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

Fanartists:

Thingiverse users:

Royalty free sounds

Flash games

Productivity has always been there

Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!

Fanfiction authors!!

Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sophie-baybey:

It’s stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

one-time-i-dreamt:

readcritically:

vaspider:

rainbowgazes-archive:

love ppl online being like “ur literally 30” like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

You can’t leave this in the tags

@one-time-i-dreamt

LET ME BACK IN

ellipsus-writes:


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Think effortless version history and control. 

Think in-document chat. 

Far away from the prying eyes of AI and LLMs.

Ellipsus is a new writing tool for people who write together!

Two new features have arrived this week: Comments and Dark Mode! :D

We’re looking for feedback from folks who care a lot about writing.

Check us out, and join the Ellipsus beta.

shigure:

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me


🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you’re using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you’re too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they’re washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be “top row only” like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off


🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

See Results


☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass


🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok


🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can’t wait to see what kinds of mold i’ll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang


🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you’re literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself


🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

femmeidiot:

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it’s me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you’re fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

umd:

what effect is this supposed to have on me

whitepeopletwitter:

A large problem is that most people have no concept of size. They think 150k is close to or on par with the people in the billions. It’s not

whitepeopletwitter:

A large problem is that most people have no concept of size. They think 150k is close to or on par with the people in the billions. It’s not

stupidbeecandle:

mcnerds:

ghostingrose:

stupidbeecandle:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.


That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

marxism-transgenderism:

marxism-transgenderism:

Had to unfollow this one person on here cause they just would not stop making posts about how transfems on e getting periods is just made up symptoms and like, I don’t have definitive proof I only have my and others experience but like how do you, as someone who is not on e, who has access to the same amount of studies looking into this with decent sample sizes as I do (none), feel so confident to say it’s all just placebo and made up ? What makes you so confident ? Cause I gotta say after almost two years of nearly right on the dot once a month suddenly feeling nausea all week, taking the most unbelievable shits, feeling all my organs cramp, and having mood swings out the ass which always just so happens to line up with when the two people with uteruses in my house also get their periods, I feel like I have more data to work off of than you do

LOSING IT