You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.
“Listen, is he alive? Technically, no. But his body is moving and his soul is controlling it, so frankly I don’t see a problem.”
I was reading up on sinuses in order to distract myself from the Agonies of the Head Cold, and I discovered that actually we have no idea what these head holes are even for other than being incredibly uncomfortable when you have a cold. There are some theories, that range from your embryonic contractors going “bone is expensive, just put air in there, no one will notice,” to ideas about them being architecturally useful for distributing face stress, or good for sound, but it honestly seems like we just don’t really know.
Anyway, the rabbithole then led me to discover that while carnivorans in general have frontal sinuses, pinnipeds (seals, sea lions, etc.) don’t, on account of how diving to eldritch McCrush-depth with giant air pockets in your face is probably not the best idea, and I’d just like to say that it feels extremely unfair that an animal that looks like THIS will never experience nasal congestion.
(Northern Elephant Seal, My original photo, taken in San Simeon, CA)
au contraire, op
life finds a way
Ah, eel-snorting Hawaiian monk seal, why must you pursue the Forbidden Sensation
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
This is cathartic
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video.
Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better
Last night had a nightmare that i was being bullied by a popular blogger on tumblr but he lived on my dash physically and his username was dark-wil-wheaton, which appeared over his head like it would in minecraft. He had the colour scheme of a subspace army character from Super Smash Bros Brawl and he would follow me around my dash scoffing and taunt me as I blogged. Visual reconstruction below.
Man, I’m starting to get sick of this unpatriotic behavior in helldivers2, people with open games kicking you as soon as you join, people avoiding sos beacons, people shooting random joiners who are unlucky enough to get sorted into the end of a mission. This is not what superearth is fighting for.
While I agree with the sentiment, I have been guilty of kicking people on an open lobby for the only reason I find acceptable: trying to bypass the damn friends bug.
It’s impossible to play with PS5 players rn so me and my friends just open a public lobby and the friend searches for it
It feels really bad to kick people who join but we just wanna play together :(
Maybe the poor soldier just trying to have some fun would like a debrief before his execution. It only takes a few seconds to tell someone that.
Yeah I’ll say it, “a new white man dropped” is the funniest way to talk about a new actor capturing the public’s attention. That kind of light-hearted dehumanizing language is simply not possible for any other race or gender. We have to relish it while we can
For decades stoners were renowned for their aesthetics. For their blacklight posters and lava lamps, for their airbrushed dragon murals and electrical shock orb thingies from Spencer Gifts. Then they legalized weed and every weed store became the flattest, emptiest minimalist void imaginable. They’re putting a weed store in a former Rainforest Cafe and they’re tearing out all of the rainforest decor to make it just a big empty space with walls painted the blandest green they can find. They tore down paradise and put up a place where a business major tries to tell you CDB oil can cure cancer
It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.
I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried.
You don’t have to if you don’t want to. You can have a fine live without ever having sex, I promise you.
Also, it’s okay to never date anyone ever. It’s okay to never even try it if you don’t want to.
I wrote a master’s thesis on intentionally single people, and the number of them that said in various ways, “I didn’t know not dating people was even an option at first” was absolutely tragic. They honestly thought they had no choice and it never occurred to them that opting out was even a possibility available to them.
People honestly believe these are life experience you are required to have AND THEY ARE NOT.
You can just not have sex. You can just not date people. You can completely by-pass one or both of those things. Neither of those things are required to be healthy, happy, normal, mature, fulfilled, or any of the other bullshit notions that get attached to these things.
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma’s cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I’m sleeping and injured.
That’s love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help
The accident that disabled me as a teenager left me with, among other injuries, a broken hand and wrist that required surgery. I had to sleep with it elevated on a couple of pillows for ages. At the time, my family had an elderly cat named Prissy who we’d adopted somewhere around 10 years prior. Prissy was not a very friendly cat, and not a cuddler. She would not sleep on my bed with me, because she knew I would roll around and kick in my sleep; if I came to bed while she was napping, she’d just get up and leave.
But while I was in a cast, she spent every night from the time I went to bed until the time I got up laying beside my arm on the pillow, purring and guarding me. That is love.
Studies have shown that the purring actually can help promote your body to heal faster, they are helping, because they love you.
ive done it lads. ive perfected paneer making in the united states. i can get perfect cubes of smooth and soft but with a bite paneer.
i did whole milk + lemon juice only, even if serious eats suggests you should put calcium chloride in north american milk bc it comes from cows unlike higher calcium concentration buffalo milk back in india. but they do say it gets you a better quantity of paneer and it is expensive to get like 100g paneer out of like a liter of milk so i might try it next time.
it is more reliable to use vinegar in terms of quantity needed to get it curdled. but i dont like spending all my life trying to get that flavour rinsed out of paneer. with lemon you get a nice tanginess that you’re already aiming for when you cook it with tomatoes as you do in most indian dishes.
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
My job doesn’t even give you a lunch break if you work less than 7 hours, I support your fruit & veggie business
GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up
and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old
Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it
this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky
It tickles me that the tweets are talking about Rose (Betty White) while the art shows Blanche (while Dorothy has a gentle meltdown at the desk, which I do love), because this actually was a point of contention in the show:
The slut is dead, long live the slut.
Dorothy, about Rose: She is the easiest woman in this room.
Blanche, deeply offended: Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back!
I love them. I love them so much.
Dorothy, about
Rose: She is the easiest
woman in this room.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She’s nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who’s never met an authority figure he didn’t hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he’s fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She’s like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he’s feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it’s a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.
I don’t even go here, but by referring to House as “malpractice Georg” OP has opened my eyes to a whole new realm of pithy insult possibilities.
*Malpractice Greg
And she only lost control because she thought it was a good idea to break up with her reliable boyfriend to start having sex with said tiger.
gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision
for those uninformed
folks i appreciate the effort but it looks like this will not breach containment and the phrase will not catch on. looks like this cause has to be my own personal gorilla to fight
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