March 2024

randomslasher:

billnihilism:

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

myjetpack:

The female scientist says "The simulator can replicate our world at various levels of detail. Level one 
presents you as a rudimentary icon"  
The male scientist looks at the computer screen which shows a blocky image of a man.
She continues "Whereas level ten is almost identitical to the real you"
The image on the screen looks exactly like the male scientist (i.e. a simple cartoon).
"Incredible! What happens at level eleven" says the male scientist pressing a button.
"Don't press that!" she cries, too late.
"Aaagh!" he screams, terrified. The image of him on the screen is now more detailed/realistic than anything else in the whole cartoon. ALT

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

lavarend:

queenmiii:

Thank you, come again.

only-cat-memes:

politicalantibody:

purple-ladys-stuff:

Point taken.

noadventureshere221b:

enki2:

LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THEY WORK EXACTLY THE SAME. GET THOSE INSTEAD.

noadventureshere221b:

enki2:

LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THEY WORK EXACTLY THE SAME. GET THOSE INSTEAD.

daily-spooky:

transmechanicus:

kasaron:

amydentata:

nfdystopian:

impossibletospell:

gxesio:

deaexlibris:

acquaintedwithrask:

thatssoscience:

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

I’m—

holy shit

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

I love this.

Slime recommended national transit map

kurohaai:

kittykat-pikachu:

kurohaai:

beescream:

kurohaai:

kurohaai:

Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I’m an artist but I draw things with my hands. I’m not artificial intelligence; if anything, I’m organic stupidity.

I made a watermark 🌸


/squints

that’s it, that’s the organic stupidity part

eekljghgekjghekgkejh I’m pinning this

only-cat-memes:

where-our-stories-start:

Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022

crazy-brazilian:

correctopinionhaver:


good news for weird little critter enthusiasts

(me included)

halogalopaghost:

TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???

kosmogrl:

oh we can’t turn back time? that’s cool, I’ll spend the rest of my life wishing I could though

soon-palestine:

“I’m personally a Holocaust survivor as an infant, I barely survived.

My grandparents were killed in Aushwitz and most of my extended family were killed.

I became a Zionist; this dream of the Jewish people resurrected in their historical homeland and the barbed wire of Aushwitz being replaced by the boundaries of a Jewish state with a powerful army…and then I found out that it wasn’t exactly like that, that in order to make this Jewish dream a reality we had to visit a nightmare on the local population.

There’s no way you could have ever created a Jewish state without oppressing and expelling the local population. Jewish Israeli historians have shown without a doubt that the expulsion of Palestinians was persistent, pervasive, cruel, murderous and with deliberate intent - that’s what’s called the ‘Nakba’ in Arabic; the 'disaster’ or the 'catastrophe’.

There’s a law that you cannot deny the Holocaust, but in Israel you’re not allowed to mention the Nakba, even though it’s at the very basis of the foundation of Israel.

I visited the Occupied Territories (West Bank) during the first intifada. I cried every day for two weeks at what I saw; the brutality of the occupation, the petty harassment, the murderousness of it, the cutting down of Palestinian olive groves, the denial of water rights, the humiliations…and this went on, and now it’s much worse than it was then. It’s the longest ethnic cleansing operation in the 20th and 21st century.

I could land in Tel Aviv tomorrow and demand citizenship but my Palestinian friend in Vancouver, who was born in Jerusalem, can’t even visit! So then you have these miserable people packed into this, horrible…people call it an 'outdoor prison’, which is what it is. You don’t have to support Hamas policies to stand up for Palestinian rights, that’s a complete falsity.

You think the worse thing you can say about Hamas, multiply it by a thousand times, and it still will not meet the Israeli repression and killing and dispossession of Palestinians.

And 'anybody who criticises Israel is an anti-Semite’ is simply an egregious attempt to intimidate good non-Jews who are willing to stand up for what is true.”

soon-palestine:

“I’m personally a Holocaust survivor as an infant, I barely survived.

My grandparents were killed in Aushwitz and most of my extended family were killed.

I became a Zionist; this dream of the Jewish people resurrected in their historical homeland and the barbed wire of Aushwitz being replaced by the boundaries of a Jewish state with a powerful army…and then I found out that it wasn’t exactly like that, that in order to make this Jewish dream a reality we had to visit a nightmare on the local population.

There’s no way you could have ever created a Jewish state without oppressing and expelling the local population. Jewish Israeli historians have shown without a doubt that the expulsion of Palestinians was persistent, pervasive, cruel, murderous and with deliberate intent - that’s what’s called the ‘Nakba’ in Arabic; the 'disaster’ or the 'catastrophe’.

There’s a law that you cannot deny the Holocaust, but in Israel you’re not allowed to mention the Nakba, even though it’s at the very basis of the foundation of Israel.

I visited the Occupied Territories (West Bank) during the first intifada. I cried every day for two weeks at what I saw; the brutality of the occupation, the petty harassment, the murderousness of it, the cutting down of Palestinian olive groves, the denial of water rights, the humiliations…and this went on, and now it’s much worse than it was then. It’s the longest ethnic cleansing operation in the 20th and 21st century.

I could land in Tel Aviv tomorrow and demand citizenship but my Palestinian friend in Vancouver, who was born in Jerusalem, can’t even visit! So then you have these miserable people packed into this, horrible…people call it an 'outdoor prison’, which is what it is. You don’t have to support Hamas policies to stand up for Palestinian rights, that’s a complete falsity.

You think the worse thing you can say about Hamas, multiply it by a thousand times, and it still will not meet the Israeli repression and killing and dispossession of Palestinians.

And 'anybody who criticises Israel is an anti-Semite’ is simply an egregious attempt to intimidate good non-Jews who are willing to stand up for what is true.”

drst:

A question for the ages.

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

skipppppy:

eggthew:

skipppppy:

Fuck it. Bread poll

Generic sandwich slice

Ciabatta

Pita

Brioche

Baguette

Sourdough

Challah

Rye

Focaccia

Tortilla

Bagel

Other (pls share your breads)

See Results

MY CAT ‼️‼️‼️

her name is breadroll!!!!!!!!

Poll cancelled. Breadroll wins by a landslide. Sorry everyone go home

I also vote breadroll the cat

only-cat-memes:

wizardpotions:

wajjs:

THESE OLD MEN (THE NORTHERN BOYS) SHOULD BE DOING NUMBERS HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM !!!!!!!!!

PENANICAL VAGANICAL MECHANICAL MAN!!!!!!!! C'MON!!!

im going to tell my kids this is cabinet man

greedyagain:

taysweetbae:

phantoms-lair:

occupyvenus:

sexylibrarian1:

anxiousnerd:

flyme-toneverland:

submissivefeminist:

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

woo-in-different-lengths:

omegasmileyface:

omegasmileyface:

omegasmileyface:

realizing that sticking to the “do it bad” “do it scared” mentality implies theres also a “do it bored”

A stick figure, doubled over on all fours so its face isnt visible. Tears stream from its face, and its head and the floor below it are covered in blood.ALT

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

woooooooooooooooooooooo <3

only-cat-memes:

erosofthepen:

erosofthepen:

sandmandaddy69:

me serving cuntlery

please guys this is the cleverest joke ive ever made

karnesisbear:

hunsa-jars:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

um i love this cat

“can you fucking not”

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

guooey:

There’s no way..

slytherverse:

many years ago me and best friend were traipsing around the local history museum . the museum had a long overlooked mummy room on the third floor

the sarcophagus on display was open, the elaborate lid hanging a foot above the casket to barely reveal the mummy inside, like;

and bestfriend said, Sometimes they wrote messages under the lid for the Dead to read ,

and she laid down on the dirty museum carpet next to the glass case , patting the ground next to her for me to follow suit . sure enough, the underside of the casket lid was covered in inked characters , a brochure of directions to the afterlife in case they woke up all organless and confused

someone else wandered in to the little mummy room and asked if we were ok. she said, Come check this out. so he laid down on the other side.

i crossed my arms over my chest , and so did they . four bodies , seeing a message intended for one; we love you, we miss you, we hope you find your way

gimmickverse-official-memes:

Submitted by @gb-tesco-official

i-say-ok:

monkeywiki:

types-of-infinity:

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

you wish you were these kids

ok!

voidbat:

umbriant:

umbriant:

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

this is as raw as data gets.

i-am-aprl:

shuttershocky:

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized “actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance” was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

noctumsolis:

tevruden:

You Have until June To Dump Chrome

Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 (#Mv3).

Firefox is RIGHT there

Firefox is RIGHT here

noctumsolis:

tevruden:

You Have until June To Dump Chrome

Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 (#Mv3).

Firefox is RIGHT there

Firefox is RIGHT here

noctumsolis:

tevruden:

You Have until June To Dump Chrome

Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 (#Mv3).

Firefox is RIGHT there

Firefox is RIGHT here

noctumsolis:

tevruden:

You Have until June To Dump Chrome

Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 (#Mv3).

Firefox is RIGHT there

Firefox is RIGHT here

thebrisingamen:

fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat:

trollprincess:

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

I had a work trip to Cincinnati last month and I really wanted to take Amtrak to get there but instead of a 90 minute flight it would have been at least 20 hours of train travel, with no good options for departure or arrival time. Don’t have a car, not interested in a 10+ hour road trip in the middle of winter. I would really have loved to take the train but alas.

If 15 hours to LA becomes a reality, I’ll see my college roommate so much more often.

I’m hoping we get the Amtrak approved here; it would solve so many problems

liberalsarecool:

Fascism in America. Texas is battling Florida for worst state. How does the Republican Supreme Court live with itself as it weakens the Federal Government in favor of discrimination.

Giving police the right to arrest anyone they ‘suspect’ is a direct pathway to abuse and undeniable suffering.

Families will be living in fear. Just wait until a cop says he felt threatened and uses his gun.

Texas needs to turn Blue ASAP.

lavarend:

Id rather not

anarchautistic:

covidsafehotties:

We need masking in public to keep these people safe. All other choices are medical segregation at best and outright eugenics at worst.

When they say “staying away from high-risk people” what they mean is “forcing high-risk people to stay out of society”

lavarend:

My brain 5 seconds after closing tumblr:

lavarend:

No one:

Me and the boys at 2am in the discord call holding in our laughter so we dont wake anyone up:

lavarend:

loverbearbutch:

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

THAT.

lavarend:

Mortals DNI

lavarend:

Guys help my ass is jiggly

lavarend:

lavarend:

lavarend:

Im changing my pfp, so heres the full image for you guys. (Her name is Lana btw.)

Also heres a playlist if you wanna know what I listen to.(keep in mind its only a fraction of my library. I also like sugarcult, powerman5000, 1000-foot krutch, and more i dont remember the names of.)

weirdnaturalscience:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

misssquirrel:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

what they all have in common:

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

Yes.

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

zingring:

loathsome-little-creature:

autism2009:

zazzedcoffee:

Horsie

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it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

It’s possible I’ll have to leave this post in my will to my children.

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

imperviousthot:

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

Love