March 2024

clockworkcrow:

dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered

demilypyro:

something that’s pretty funny to me is that every time a new Splatoon game drops they have to invent a new pair of famous bozos to do the news casts but they specifically can’t be TOO famous because if they were HUGE then it wouldn’t really make sense anymore for them to have the time to run a news show every day. so they’re always just Kind Of famous in This One area.

the second the Squid Sisters got big on their solo careers, they left Inkopolis News immediately and Off the Hook slid in. when they left on their world tour and really got big, it was time for Deep Cut. the news show is never more than, like, a stepping stone for them. it’s just a gig they do until they find something better. and that’s really funny to me for some reason

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats:

You would not believe your knees

If ten thousand angry bees

Were released in your room as you fell asleep

jesterbots:

i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it’s starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

life might be better if we could all take a minute out of our day to stop and do a little puzzle

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i’m fucking howling at this

Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask

brightlotusmoon:

ruusverd:

chrollo-tw:

hannbl:

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

“Average Chihuahua kills more people than pit bulls” factoid actualy just statistical error. average Chihuahua kills 0 people per year. Chihuahua Georg, who lives in the Mexican State of Chihuahua & kills 21,042 people a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Chihuahua Georg

kookykinz:

the youtube “stop drawing like this” community doesn’t want you to know this but you can shade however you want forever btw. it doesn’t have to make sense in fact you should actively be pissing people off with how inaccurate your light source is

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

youre telling me an öyster blew this cult?

2/10

mind your own business

mothcrumbs:

kotori-mochi:

kotori-mochi:

Can’t afford art school?

After seeing post like this 👇

And this gem 👇

As well as countless of others from the AI generator community. Just talking about how “inaccessible art” is, I decided why not show how wrong these guys are while also helping anyone who actually wants to learn.


Here is the first one ART TEACHERS! There are plenty online and in places like youtube.

📺Here is my list:

  1. Proko (Free)
  2. Marc Brunet (Free but he does have other classes for a cheap price. Use to work for Blizzard)
  3. Aaron Rutten (free)
  4. BoroCG (free)
  5. Jesse J. Jones (free, talks about animating)
  6. Jesus Conde (free)
  7. Mohammed Agbadi (free, he gives some advice in some videos and talks about art)
  8. Ross Draws (free, he does have other classes for a good price)
  9. SamDoesArts (free, gives good advice and critiques)
  10. Drawfee Show (free, they do give some good advice and great inspiration)
  11. The Art of Aaron Blaise ( useful tips for digital art and animation. Was an animator for Disney)
  12. Bobby Chiu ( useful tips and interviews with artist who are in the industry or making a living as artist)


Second part BOOKS, I have collected some books that have helped me and might help others.

📚Here is my list:

  1. The “how to draw manga” series produced by Graphic-sha. These are for manga artist but they give great advice and information.
  2. “Creating characters with personality” by Tom Bancroft. A great book that can help not just people who draw cartoons but also realistic ones. As it helps you with facial ques and how to make a character interesting.
  3. “Albinus on anatomy” by Robert Beverly Hale and Terence Coyle. Great book to help someone learn basic anatomy.
  4. “Artistic Anatomy” by Dr. Paul Richer and Robert Beverly Hale. A good book if you want to go further in-depth with anatomy.
  5. “Directing the story” by Francis Glebas. A good book if you want to Story board or make comics.
  6. “Animal Anatomy for Artists” by Eliot Goldfinger. A good book for if you want to draw animals or creatures.
  7. “Constructive Anatomy: with almost 500 illustrations” by George B. Bridgman. A great book to help you block out shadows in your figures and see them in a more 3 diamantine way.
  8. “Dynamic Anatomy: Revised and expand” by Burne Hogarth. A book that shows how to block out shapes and easily understand what you are looking out. When it comes to human subjects.
  9. “An Atlas of animal anatomy for artist” by W. Ellenberger and H. Dittrich and H. Baum. This is another good one for people who want to draw animals or creatures.
  10. Etherington Brothers, they make books and have a free blog with art tips.


As for Supplies, I recommend starting out cheap, buying Pencils and art paper at dollar tree or 5 below. For digital art, I recommend not starting with a screen art drawing tablet as they are more expensive.

For the Best art Tablet I recommend either Xp-pen, Bamboo or Huion. Some can range from about 40$ to the thousands.

💻As for art programs here is a list of Free to pay.

  1. Clip Studio paint ( you can choose to pay once or sub and get updates)
  2. Procreate ( pay once for $9.99)
  3. Blender (for 3D modules/sculpting, ect Free)
  4. PaintTool SAI (pay but has a 31 day free trail)
  5. Krita (Free)
  6. mypaint (free)
  7. FireAlpaca (free)
  8. Libresprite (free, for pixel art)

Those are the ones I can recall.


So do with this information as you will but as you can tell there are ways to learn how to become an artist, without breaking the bank. The only thing that might be stopping YOU from using any of these things, is YOU.

I have made time to learn to draw and many artist have too. Either in-between working two jobs or taking care of your family and a job or regular school and chores. YOU just have to take the time or use some time management, it really doesn’t take long to practice for like an hour or less. YOU also don’t have to do it every day, just once or three times a week is fine.


Hope this was helpful and have a great day.

Incase people missed this.

medibang paint is also free! theres a mobile version [dont recommend tbh. its ad hell] and a pc version :D

kleefkruid:

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d:

pinene:

thegaymertrainer:

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

sophie-baybey:

foone:

do you ever watch a letsplay and it inspires you to go play the game, not because it looks fun and such, but because they’re fucking it up so badly that you just need to get into the game and do some of this shit correctly?

This is literally why those ads of people playing mobile games poorly exist

dyst-blogs:

MASSIVE NEWS FOR LINGUISTS: the sphinx of black quartz has just befriended the quick brown fox and the lazy dog.

doubleca5t:

soul-hammer:

bettedavisgf:

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

Radical Centrism

bwobgames:

Previous First



They both fall to the ground


Oliver tries to sit up

He coughs until his throat finally lets air in again, then coughs some more

“This is bad. They need some help”

He hears frantic steps coming towards the room

“Ah, my guardian angel is here”


“OLIVER?!”

Ángel gets in the room


“Hey…”

He says while coughing


Ángel kicks Eugene to the side and quickly helps Oliver sit up

“Don’t ‘hey’ me! Are you okay!? Are you dying?!”

“Hah… of course not

I promised, remember?”

“This is not the time for being cute! What is going on?”

“Ángel, the kids, they got stabbed.

I need you to take care of them. They need to put pressure on the wounds until we find some type of medical equipment that’s actually usable”

He coughs, and his throat is fully functional now. All he needs is his oxyygen deprived muscles to catch up.

“There must be some first aid in the bathrooms, right?”

“Alright, I’ll take care of this.

You stay seated, okay?”

“Yes, yes”

He won’t stay seated. He has something to do.


“Ok kid, you heard him, this is going to hurt, but I need you to put pressure in your wound, okay?

It will be fine. You haven’t even lost that much blood! Just keep on pressing”

“Ow.

Is this what a C-section feels like?”

“… I hope that’s the blood loss talking”

“And Nadia, you-”

“I know what I’m doing. Focus on Simon”

“… You better. Or else I’ll tell everyone that you said I was your favorite adult”

“Die”



While Ángel does his best on first aid, Oliver shakily stands up

He looks around for something


“While we were fighting, I heard something

One was Nadia moving around, probably taking off the knife in her back to use it against Coli

Which, wow, hardcore

Note to self, never anger a teenage girl


The other was… something dropping

It sounded close, like it dropped off him

What could he possibly be carrying? It sounded heavy, too”


After a wobbly step, he sees it


“A book?

Wait, is that the lost photobook?

Why was he carrying it?”


He goes to grab it



“Oh”

He remembers


“I get it now”

“I understand what’s going on”




“Well, most of it anyways, There’s some things I need to make sure of, but I have a pretty solid hypothesis”



Nadia moves around

she goes to cuddle with her brother

Accidentally, she makes eye contact with her father

Identical eyes, looking at each other

“You are just like me”

“Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up”

“My lovely daughter…”

“I am going to stab you again”

He laughs


Ángel wants to change that


He takes out a pocket knife and gets close to Eugene


“So, will you say what’s going on, or should I take your other eye?”

“You are so stupid”

“Eye it is”


“You really don’t get it, do you?”


He’s losing a lot of blood

He smiles





“It doesn’t matter who dies”



He goes unconscious



“What…?”


“Oh”

“That’s it.

That’s what I needed to know”


Oliver gets closer to the room’s window, it leads away from the house


“He’s going to die soon.

If my theory is correct, then I need to do this quickly”


He opens the window


And throws the photobook outside


“Wha- Oliver! I told you to stay seated! Was that Vivi’s …?!”


“Ángel there’s no time, listen to me”

“He’s dying. We are going back to the start any moment now”

“You… remember?”

“Listen. Once we go back, I need you to find that photobook. It should be where I threw it, probably buried under some of snow”

“But you NEED to find it, and when you do, bring it to me

Or I’ll go to you, maybe”


“I know what’s going on. Once you give it to me I’ll explain everything, okay? I’m counting on you”

“I’ll do it”

“Thank you”


“Fuck, I’m sending Ángel in middle of a storm on a wild treasure hunt, is there any way to help him?

Think, think! Usually, I get a lingering feeling of what I was doing before going back to the start

That tends to be dying

I need to do something that will remind me to find Ángel

Something impactful! Something with a lot of emotions like…


Like…



Yeah, that would work”





“Ángel, I know this might be sudden, but”

“Oh, I’m nervous”



He gets on the tip of his toes and pulls Ángel closer


“I- I need this. Please?”

“Absolutely”






“Hah, I can’t believe I fell in love with this man 4 times in a row.”




“And I’d do it again”







A clock chimes

Something feels

Wrong

yiga-hellhole:

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

trustfallwounds:

twoheadedfawnn:

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

a-book-of-creatures:

plaguedocboi:

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

  • I have bigger fish to fight
  • We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
  • You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
  • Opening a can of whales
  • You made your bed, now shit in it
  • Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

a-book-of-creatures:

plaguedocboi:

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

  • I have bigger fish to fight
  • We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
  • You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
  • Opening a can of whales
  • You made your bed, now shit in it
  • Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

spinningmouse:

quasi-normalcy:

futureevilscientist:

speciose2:

[Tweet from @/fozmeadows: “human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there’s actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that’s okay”]

As a biologist, that is a fantastic comparison.

We talk about “fish” (which, cladistically, do not exist, there is no monophyletic group of “fish” that simultaneously includes all organisms we understand to be “fish”-like while also excluding, say, humans) because, despite the utter fiction that is fish, it’s still a useful label when we talk about certain features that “fish” tend to have in common.

Gender is absolutely the same way.

Reject Essentialism, Embrace Nominalism

bwobgames:

Previous First


“Ah, so she asked you to investigate her dad, and you’re wondering why?”

“Precisely”

“She would want me to investigate Mr. Coli?!”

“Well, he didn’t seem like a bad guy. The little time he spent with them seemed nice. But, y'know, he’s still an absent father, so that bond doesn’t go too deep”


“He and Nadia are really similar, surprisingly. They liked the same music, same movies, and same themes. They are both into spooky supernatural things, so whenever he came back from a trip, he would tell her any scary things he found.

Which sounds nice! But really, I think he just liked the sound of his own voice and the attention. He treated her more like a colleague than a daughter.”

“With Simon, he was different. He wanted some type of heir for his company, like a tiny him to do stuff when he couldn’t. Simon didn’t want that, though. He likes cooking! He wants to be a cool chef! But he still said yes to anything he said in an attempt to keep his dad home.”

“And me, well, I’m best friends with Simon, so we are at each other’s house a lot. I’ve met the man.

He’s an intense dude, He used to do speedrunning when he was younger! It’s how we- uh, the thing that happened, um, happened.

And after that thing happened, he got really angry at us, so we were really surprised when we got invited here. Nadia was specifically suspicious, I think he told her something that made her want to come here so insistently”

“Why would he be angry at you three?”

“Uh… well …”

“…….. dunno”

“This kid is lying to me. But it might be something personal, so I’ll let it slide”

“Thank you, this really cleared my thoughts”

“Can we talk history now?”

“Go for it”

bwobgames:

Previous First

“By the way you two, have you guys seen a photobook lying around somewhere?”

“I haven’t, sorry”

“Did you loose a photobook?”

“Yeah! I had it earlier tonight, but now I can’t find it anywhere! I’ve been looking all around the mansion, but nothing!

I even found some type of code locked thing behind a painting. It gave me the creeps. Then Ángel found me, and he got super panicky about it, so i had to stop searching. You are a silly detective boy, right? Can you search for it, please?”

“I’ll do my best. Let’s get going now”

One walking later



Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

“This is …scary.

My heart hurts.

I… Im not trapped, am I?”

“Huh?”


“Let’s not get left behind”

“… My heart feels better now. Warm”


Tick

Tock

bwobgames:

Previous First


“We were born wealthy, so basically we could have whatever we wanted as kids. While I became a professional horse girl, Eugene became an absolute adrenaline addict, going to carnivals and big theme parks every week.

You probably know this part of the story. He loves to say it on tv. On one pretty shitty carnival, he found a creepy old doll that tells the future, Have you ever seen those?

None of us really know how it happened. It could’ve been a malfunction, some nasty prank, or maybe the thing was actually supernatural somehow. Who knows! The thing is, once he put the money, the thing said

’ You will die young ’

Now, in Eugene’s version of the story, this made him want to work hard and achieve all his goals because he learned to appreciate his time on earth. Memento Mori but creepier.

Which, I mean, yeah sure. That happened. But not quite like that.

He was a kid. And he was terrified.

He missed a lot of school because he was too scared to get out of the house, he thought something would kill him the second he stepped out. I was a kid too, and I didn’t really understand what he was going through, but I tried my best to make him feel better.

Eventually, though, he got better! And became the ambitious little man that he is today

He always seemed so confident, so assured of himself. But even then,

I could see a lingering sense of anxiety behind his eyes.


I think me and him were pretty close, I was always by his side in everything! Even after the incident, I still tried talking to some people so he didn’t go to jail. It didn’t work, but. Well. Laws’ weakness is money, so he was out pretty quickly.

Im not close to him anymore.

All because one day he decided to bring a girl home.


She was the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my life.”

c0l0ure-deactivated20240613:

:

:

Trans allyship leaving y’all’s body the moment a trans man has a unique relationship with masculinity/manhood and doesn’t want to look like a cis man

Trans allyship leaving y’all’s body the moment a trans women has a unique relationship with femininity/womanhood and doesn’t want to look like a cis women

Trans allyship leaving y'all’s body the moment a multigender person has a unique relationship with gender/presentation as a whole and doesn’t want to look like a cis man, a cis woman, or be perfectly androgynous

noneuclideangarf:

oh to be a rotating garfield plush

plain-flavoured-english:

wild–mountain–thyme:

dickheaddutch:

oak23:

anxietyproblem:

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

bwobgames:

Previous First

“Now in which of my 7 pockets did I leave my phone?”


“Oh wow, 20% battery. Maybe I shouldnt have been playing games all the way here”

“i guess it makes sense to have the electrical power hidden. If this is gonna be a museum there could be children that-”

“AAAAAAHHHH!!”

“AAH! WHAT?”

“Vivi?! What happened?! Are you ok?!”

He hears movement. And a dripping sound. He can’t see anything. Is Vivi gasping?

Someone grabs his shoulder

“Ah! Angel? I think Vivi is hurt! There’s a metallic smell I think she might be bleedi-”

“Hold on, I found my phone!”

Angel says, he sounds far away. The flashlight turns on.





In a practiced, quick and precise move, Eugene Coli manages to pierce the heart

Oliver falls. He feels his friend’s blood on the floor. She must be getting into shock by now.

He hears screaming. It’s his own voice. And someone else’s too.

“I never even … met him …”

Everything looks blurry. He must be going into shock too.

He hears a fight.

His eyesight is getting worse.

Its so cold.

He’s scared.

He feels someone holding his hands and calling his name.

He’s less scared now.


It’s so cold.






A clock chimes

Something feels

Wrong

bwobgames:

Previous First

“This is it. They are all there, and they are all here”

“His wife and his sister”

“The three kids.

Vivi is the one taking the picture, and Ángel bought the company afterward.

Everyone has a connection to him

There is only one outlier”

“I have never met Eugene Coli in my life. I was nowhere near when this happened. I’ve never even seen his company. Was the invitation meant for someone else?

Is there something I’m not seeing?”

“Something like that”

There’s a crumpled yellow post-it note under the rug, like it was thrown away in a hurry.

“Oh? A breakthrough?”

“What is it? Can i take a picture?”


This is

binary code

morse code

a mathematical ecuation

a riddle

a julius caesar cypher

See Results

bwobgames:

Previous First!


“Good to meet you, Mr. Beebo


Call me

Misael

Diego

Ángel

Victor

See Results

You’ll get my last name when I put my number on your phone”


“You dont need to add a last name for phone contacts”

“Did he really not know that?”

“It’s my turn now. What do you mean, Mr. Coli wants revenge?”

“Right into business, huh? Alright. You know about the speedrunning thing Im guessing. It would be hilarious if it didn’t endanger so many lives. Anyways, the man got thrown out of his own company, and well.

I am a man of opportunities. I saw a lonely, perfectly usable company with no one to care of it.

So I bought it”

“Does this mean you’re the current owner of Mr. Coli’s company?”

“The one and only! Then I received the invitation and thought the guy wanted to kill me for it or something. Well, he can certainly try!”

“In fact, I also saw the same reporter that first covered his case in this very party. She reported me buying the company as well, so we are buddies now. I can introduce you to her”

“So everyone here has some kind of connection to him…?”

“Except for me?

“Seems like it, I dont really know what those 3 kids deal is, but they probably do as well”

“Anyways, time for my question”

androidboy:

androidboy:

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

  • guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
  • old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
  • cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
  • older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
  • dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
  • military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

  • a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

whoredrigo:

science-fiction-is-real:

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

“spongebob is in dire need of some Marxist analysis” is not the hot take i expected today

userel:

dragongirltail:

It’s easy when you aren’t a coward

ctommy-chileno:

Read it here

kayliemalinza:

systlin:

systlin:

systlin:

eudevie:

systlin:

skaldish:

systlin:

If any of y’all didn’t know, there’s a free online library, aka

https://openlibrary.org/

and I found like, twelve ebooks I’ve been wanting to read on there, and blasted through like three of them during the course of a boring-ass shift.

Guy there are books on magic on there.

There’s books on EVERYTHING there!

Wouldn’t this be bad for authors though? or is this like a normal library where they get /some/ money?

It’s like a normal library. Libraries can upload ebooks there and let people check them out through openlibrary if you have an openlibrary account, or it can point you to nearby libraries that have physical copies of the book for you to go and check out. If you check out books via openlibrary it counts towards the count of books checked out from the library that uploaded the ebook, and they can use it in their reporting and funding and stuff.

There’s like 150 libraries partnered with openlibrary so far.

They also have copies that you can check out if you are print-disabled.

You can also ‘sponsor a book’, which means you pay the cost of the ebook you want openlibrary to acquire, and then they can add it to their collection and let people check it out.

image


https://openlibrary.org/authors/OL26576A/Tamora_Pierce

I sure did!

And click on a title even if it says ‘no ebook available’ and scroll down, ‘cause sometimes that just means “all of the copies of ebooks are checked out right now but you can get on the waitlist when it’s back in”

This is part of the Internet Archive! I’ve posted about this before. Please go, it’s amazing. 

silvermoon424:

the trolly problem meme edited with a title of "Trans Healthcare Trolly Problem." Following that is a description of the setup and with orientation added says "An unknown number of trans people have been tied to one of the train tracks [upper right], while a runaway trolley [top left] is set to roll down the empty track [middle right], saving the trans people. However, that guy over there [bottom center] might voluntarily walk onto the [empty] train track. Do you pull the lever, sacrificing the trans people to protect that one guy from possibly making a mistake?"ALT

New reaction pic for y'all to be used when you get into an argument about trans healthcare and your opponent starts talking about the 0.8% or whatever of trans people who regret transitioning

I’ve read some studies, and it’s important to know the reasoning behind the regret. Many detransitioners did it because of societal pressure, not because they actually made a mistake. So cut that 0.8% to even less.

That is a (approximately) 200 : 1 failure rate, I think it’s pretty clear that you should save 200 people. Additionally it is known that transitioning decreases suicide rates significantly. For every person who wrongly transitions there are many dozen trans lives saved from literal death.

How can someone be so heartless, to not even try to prevent death at no cost to themselves?

before–midnight:

unluckyshinyhunter:

bigvampa:

I love making poll. I’m curious about the booyah rates on tumblr


How often do you booyah in splatoon?

Usually I’m the first

I’ll probably do it back

I don’t often booyah ever

See Results

always booyah after being revived in salmon run, that’s my philosophy

all day every day, i love when you can’t type actual messages in games so you’re stuck with just booyahing or 😄ing at each other in a friendly way

chassdraws:

fairy-space:

Rainbow mo

Hi I paint your cat wet hands style

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

freelanceplatypus:

freelanceplatypus:

gimmick-thief:

sweetgoateelight:

If this post gets 5,000 notes I’ll tell my mom I’m aroace

gimmick-thief:

post-uwuifier:

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats:

curse of ten thousand bug bites

cuwse of ten thousand bug bites UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

cuwse of ten thowsend bug bitey-wities UwU

This powost has been further UwU-ified and now i want to kill myself because i just said “bitey-witey” /j

despazito:

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

oliviawebsite:

oliviawebsite:

you call this place “wall greens” yet its walls… are not green? how very pecuilar…

ah i see now. so “walgreen” was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this “america”. you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

escuerzoresucitado:

demilypyro:

something that’s pretty funny to me is that every time a new Splatoon game drops they have to invent a new pair of famous bozos to do the news casts but they specifically can’t be TOO famous because if they were HUGE then it wouldn’t really make sense anymore for them to have the time to run a news show every day. so they’re always just Kind Of famous in This One area.

the second the Squid Sisters got big on their solo careers, they left Inkopolis News immediately and Off the Hook slid in. when they left on their world tour and really got big, it was time for Deep Cut. the news show is never more than, like, a stepping stone for them. it’s just a gig they do until they find something better. and that’s really funny to me for some reason

clockworkcrow:

dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

life might be better if we could all take a minute out of our day to stop and do a little puzzle