septicake:

google-searchhistory-official:

septicake:

septicake:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

septicake:

septicake:

Are they, yknow, *explodes violently and without warning*

Paws off >:(

I ONLY REBLOGGED IT????

Ma’am, you are a (relatively) massive blog

This is an absurd shitpost

These two facts tend to combine to create a post that breaks containment

Oh fuck, I recognize you

:3

i wouldn’t worry

Nah, I’m good, I think I’ll worry

hellspace-of-random:

My piece of solidarity art for Palestine! Perhaps not the best-looking out there, but at least the message is clear

anti-potato:

lokh:

are these potatoes ok

the potatoes won’t stop screaming when i cut them into wedges with my incredibly sharp knife i think there is definitely something wrong with the potatoes

girlnephew:

milfluvr462:

girlnephew:

no way

white woman fart explosion! it’s an honor.

bashcrandicoot:

I met another Leon at the library

frog-cult-leader:

sleepnoises:

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

*blap*

i-am-aprl:

For the first time ever, Israel is finally being held accountable. Not by so called “civil free world” but instead by the global south

carnivalsofsilverfish:

astargatelover:

butterflikisses:

For those who have trouble reading that:

Imagine being a black, gay drag queen in the 1800s after being born into enslavement AND having the style and cachè to throw soirées that the girls had to come to! That’s why I don’t want to hear this “we’re not our ancestors stuff.”
You’re right!

From The Very Black Project Page- William Dorsey Swann was a gay liberation activist. Born into slavery in 1858, he was the first person in the United States to lead a queer resistance group and the first known person to self-identify as a “queen of drag”. Imagine the queenery of this icon.

He was a slave in Hancock, Maryland and was freed by Union soldiers after the Emancipation Proclamation went into effect. During the 1880s and 1890s, he organized a series of balls in Washington, D.C. He called himself the “queen of drag”. Most of the attendees his gatherings were men who were former slaves, and were gathering to dance in their satin and silk dresses.
William was arrested in police raids numerous times,including in the first documented case of arrests for female impersonation in the United States, on April 12, 1888. In 1896, he was falsely convicted and sentenced to 10 months in jail for “keeping a disorderly house” (running a brothel). After his sentencing, he requested a pardon from President Grover Cleveland. This request was denied, but but he was the first American on record who pursued legal and political action to defend the LGBTQ community’s right to gather.

He was known to have been close with Pierce Lafayette and Felix Hall, two men who had also both been slaves and who formed the first known male same-sex relationship between enslaved Americans.

When William stopped organizing and participating in drag events, his brother continued to make costumes for the drag community. Two of his brothers had also been active participants in his drag balls.

Imagine how intelligent and ambitious this man had to be to come up with drag balls in the 1800s! Imagine how many terrible concepts he had to unlearn by himself to be a confident gay black man who does drag in the 1800s! Imagine how courageous he had to be to fight for lgbt people as a former slave in America in the 1800s!

William Dorsey Swann is the original queen, the original drag mother, the original activist. Tell his story!

I assume these have been posted, but friends, you HAVE to see some more photos from this shoot:

alwaysbewoke:

alwaysbewoke:

mikkeneko:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

google help me

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i’ll term a “kingism”. i don’t know how best to define a kingism other than “you’ll know it when you see it”. it’s the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

random example of a kingism aka “he would not fucking say that”

this too is a kingism

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here’s another example:

i’m starting a collection

the-sus-painter:

arsonarena:

all rich people should be required to wear the oncelers suit

This post has been amogifyed!

catchymemes:

tcustodisart:

Happy Pride Month!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!

septicake:

septicake:

Are they, yknow, *explodes violently and without warning*

._.

narcissistcookbook:

going to start saying “i like you. don’t come into work tomorrow” every friday

nico-the-overlord:

nico-the-overlord:

swampthing07:

arsonarena:

nico-the-overlord:

swampthing07:

arsonarena:

all rich people should be required to wear the oncelers suit

8000

WOOOOO 2k MORE

no stop that

Posts with 2k more to me

Posts with 2k more to me also

Boob amount of notes

normal-horoscopes:

“VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND” SAYS THE MAN WITH BOTH EYES INTACT

HOW QUICKLY THE HAWK BECOMES A DOVE WHEN FACED WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN

alittleannihilati0n:

tatzelwurming:

me: these timelapse videos of bread baking are my favorite thing in the world

my friend who’s a paladin that saved the realm from the Agrathon the Corpse King:

what about the first sunrise after a thousand years of darkness

alittleannihilati0n:

foone:

bulletstapes:

foone:

foone:

foone:

I’m vaguely annoyed that I’ve not seen any transmasc furry art (at least that I can recall) with more than two top surgery scars.

I may have made this post before and then gone looking on e621. I can’t remember if I did and what the results were

and I can’t search my tumblr to find out

this is why tumblr is the perfect social media site for me: it has just as many memory problems as I do

and YEAH I know most mammals don’t have the kind of breasts we do, but when has that ever stopped furries?

really.

Cowboy with udder removal (udderectomy?) scars?

it’s the ultimate question!

do transmasc cowboys have udder scars, top surgery scars, or both?

and if it’s the former, do cowboys call mastectomies “bottom surgery”?

normal-horoscopes:

“VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND” SAYS THE MAN WITH BOTH EYES INTACT

HOW QUICKLY THE HAWK BECOMES A DOVE WHEN FACED WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN

tatzelwurming:

me: these timelapse videos of bread baking are my favorite thing in the world

my friend who’s a paladin that saved the realm from the Agrathon the Corpse King:

what about the first sunrise after a thousand years of darkness

riazendira:

sarahsupastar:

riazendira:

libertarirynn:

Here’s an oldie but a goodie: (please note, for best recommended results, try at liberal arts institutions known for being fans of theater)

As seniors, my friends and I greeted freshmen students (no one asked us to). One of us held a clip board and pen. One held a tailor’s measuring tape. And one had a sharpie and a small stack of “Hello my name is _______” name tags. Here’s how the prank goes.

1) Cheerfully greet each student as if you’re an official greeting team of some sort. Clip board holder says “Friend, let’s get you a name tag”

2) Measuring tape holder proceeds forward, holding out tape-measures something random about the person (something where you don’t actually need to be up close and personal, like the length of their shin from 2 feet away, or I suppose you could try asking “please may I measure your wrist” or some such). Measuring person calls out a number. Possibly two.

3) Clip board person studiously records the number on a chart. Nods gravely/excitedly/smoothly/suspiciously/enthusiastically/whatever at Name tag person.

4) Name tag person writes down something utterly totally random in the tag blank. Like “peanut butter” or “ aerodynamic jellyfish”. With great ceremony, tag person hands tag to new student. All prankers bow, or offer waves, while saying “Pleased to meet you (name tag name), welcome to college! We hope you have a great year!” And walk away in whatever style suits you best.

Done correctly, this can happen so fast and flawlessly that parents, new students and onlookers will all be awed and confused by the time you’re out of earshot and if they see you later, will simply go “hey, it’s the welcoming committee!” and laugh. And it’s so much fun.

I’m obsessed with the idea of doing this but ONE person just gets named Steve.

If their actual name is literally anything other than Steve, it’ll still be funny and everyone will wonder why this one person got a regular name on their nametag while everyone else is labeled as Jubilation or Injket-1098 or whatever.

If their actual name is really Steve, they will spend the rest of their life wondering how the hell you knew that by measuring the length of their pinkie.

You. You get it. Carry on.

riazendira:

sarahsupastar:

riazendira:

libertarirynn:

Here’s an oldie but a goodie: (please note, for best recommended results, try at liberal arts institutions known for being fans of theater)

As seniors, my friends and I greeted freshmen students (no one asked us to). One of us held a clip board and pen. One held a tailor’s measuring tape. And one had a sharpie and a small stack of “Hello my name is _______” name tags. Here’s how the prank goes.

1) Cheerfully greet each student as if you’re an official greeting team of some sort. Clip board holder says “Friend, let’s get you a name tag”

2) Measuring tape holder proceeds forward, holding out tape-measures something random about the person (something where you don’t actually need to be up close and personal, like the length of their shin from 2 feet away, or I suppose you could try asking “please may I measure your wrist” or some such). Measuring person calls out a number. Possibly two.

3) Clip board person studiously records the number on a chart. Nods gravely/excitedly/smoothly/suspiciously/enthusiastically/whatever at Name tag person.

4) Name tag person writes down something utterly totally random in the tag blank. Like “peanut butter” or “ aerodynamic jellyfish”. With great ceremony, tag person hands tag to new student. All prankers bow, or offer waves, while saying “Pleased to meet you (name tag name), welcome to college! We hope you have a great year!” And walk away in whatever style suits you best.

Done correctly, this can happen so fast and flawlessly that parents, new students and onlookers will all be awed and confused by the time you’re out of earshot and if they see you later, will simply go “hey, it’s the welcoming committee!” and laugh. And it’s so much fun.

I’m obsessed with the idea of doing this but ONE person just gets named Steve.

If their actual name is literally anything other than Steve, it’ll still be funny and everyone will wonder why this one person got a regular name on their nametag while everyone else is labeled as Jubilation or Injket-1098 or whatever.

If their actual name is really Steve, they will spend the rest of their life wondering how the hell you knew that by measuring the length of their pinkie.

You. You get it. Carry on.

riazendira:

sarahsupastar:

riazendira:

libertarirynn:

Here’s an oldie but a goodie: (please note, for best recommended results, try at liberal arts institutions known for being fans of theater)

As seniors, my friends and I greeted freshmen students (no one asked us to). One of us held a clip board and pen. One held a tailor’s measuring tape. And one had a sharpie and a small stack of “Hello my name is _______” name tags. Here’s how the prank goes.

1) Cheerfully greet each student as if you’re an official greeting team of some sort. Clip board holder says “Friend, let’s get you a name tag”

2) Measuring tape holder proceeds forward, holding out tape-measures something random about the person (something where you don’t actually need to be up close and personal, like the length of their shin from 2 feet away, or I suppose you could try asking “please may I measure your wrist” or some such). Measuring person calls out a number. Possibly two.

3) Clip board person studiously records the number on a chart. Nods gravely/excitedly/smoothly/suspiciously/enthusiastically/whatever at Name tag person.

4) Name tag person writes down something utterly totally random in the tag blank. Like “peanut butter” or “ aerodynamic jellyfish”. With great ceremony, tag person hands tag to new student. All prankers bow, or offer waves, while saying “Pleased to meet you (name tag name), welcome to college! We hope you have a great year!” And walk away in whatever style suits you best.

Done correctly, this can happen so fast and flawlessly that parents, new students and onlookers will all be awed and confused by the time you’re out of earshot and if they see you later, will simply go “hey, it’s the welcoming committee!” and laugh. And it’s so much fun.

I’m obsessed with the idea of doing this but ONE person just gets named Steve.

If their actual name is literally anything other than Steve, it’ll still be funny and everyone will wonder why this one person got a regular name on their nametag while everyone else is labeled as Jubilation or Injket-1098 or whatever.

If their actual name is really Steve, they will spend the rest of their life wondering how the hell you knew that by measuring the length of their pinkie.

You. You get it. Carry on.

a-sentient-cup:

knopfi02:

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: The Howler

worm

@official-megumin

rat-detector:

thelaughingrat:

Here she is.

escuerzoresucitado:

Theloderma corticale

get-loved-nerd:

Open to see what you get in 2024

Keep reading

genuinelyshallow:

get-loved-nerd:

Open to see what you get in 2024

Keep reading

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

what

huh

okay

sorry one second i’m getting a military discount at the diaper spa

it is unfortunately real. it’s being run by a woman who is positing herself as some kind of therapist for adults who age regress except she has no therapy background or business license. she is a doctor of internal medicine. theres also weird tells that indicate this fetish oriented yet it pretends no, no, it’s just for age regression.

likewise, she wants to run it out of her house, which is all beige momfluencer style, and gives off major control freak vibes (you HAVE to wear a diaper, mess is not allowed, you can’t smoke even outside, etc).

also her neighbors are mad because they don’t want to be the diaper spa neighborhood.

official-time-loop-posts:

unmakingandincorporeality:

illusoryfem:

T shirt that says “I ❤ being stuck in a time loop”

“I love your shirt” “thanks I make it every morning”

Official Time Loop Post

anarchblr:

anarchblr:

The final version of the resolution calls for a permanent ceasefire in Gaza; the immediate and unconditional release of all hostages; and humanitarian assistance, including medicine, food, and water to be sent into the war-torn region. It also calls for the creation of plans to protect civilians in the region.

Hundreds of activists, largely pro-Palestinian groups, packed City Hall during the meeting, filling the 1st floor lobby as the public gallery upstairs filled to capacity.

Mayor Brandon Johnson casts tie-breaking vote as Chicago City Council calls for ceasefire in Gaza

yomikoreadsbooks:

azuremist:

Google is going to start scraping all of their platforms to use for AI training. So, here are some alternatives for common Google tools!

Google Chrome -> Firefox

If you’re on tumblr, you’ve probably already been told this a thousand times. But FireFox is an open-source browser which is safe, fast and secure. Basically all other browsers are Chrome reskins. Try Firefox Profilemaker, Arkenfox and Librewolf! Alternatively, vanilla Firefox is alright, but get Ublock Origin, turn off pocket, and get Tabliss.

Google Search -> DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo very rarely tracks or stores your browsing data (though they have only been known to sell this info to Microsoft). Don’t use their browser; only their search engine. Domain visits in their browser get shared. Alternatively, you can also use Ecosia, which is a safe search engine that uses its income to plant trees! 🌲

Google Reverse Image Search -> Tineye

Tineye uses image identification tech rather than keywords, metadata or watermarks to find you the source of your image!

Gmail -> ProtonMail

All data stored on ProtonMail is encrypted, and it boasts self-destructing emails, text search, and a commitment to user privacy. Tutanota is also a good alternative!

Google Docs -> LibreOffice

LibreOffice is free and open-source software, which includes functions like writing, spreadsheets, presentations, graphics, formula editing and more.

Google Translate -> DeepL

DeepL is notable for its accuracy of translation, and is much better that Google Translate in this regard. It does cost money for unlimited usage, but it will let you translate 500,000 characters per month for free. If this is a dealbreaker, consider checking out the iTranslate app.

Google Forms -> ClickUp

ClickUp comes with a built-in form view, and also has a documents feature, which could make it a good option to take out two birds with one stone.

Google Drive -> Mega

Mega offers a better encryption method than Google Drive, which means it’s more secure.

YouTube -> PeerTube

YouTube is the most difficult to account for, because it has a functional monopoly on long-form video-sharing. That being said, PeerTube is open-source and decentralized. The Internet Archive also has a video section!

However, if you still want access to YouTube’s library, check out NewPipe and LibreTube! NewPipe scrapes YouTube’s API so you can watch YouTube videos without Google collecting your info. LibreTube does the same thing, but instead of using YouTube servers, it uses piped servers, so Google doesn’t even get your IP address. Both of these are free, don’t require sign-ins, and are open source!

Please feel free to drop your favorite alternatives to Google-owned products, too! And, if this topic interests you, consider checking out Glaze as well! It alters your artwork and photos so that it’s more difficult to use to train AI with! ⭐️

Helpful internet stuff!! ✨

lynxfrost13:

brightwingedbat:

catmask:

btw with art when people say ‘youve got to do it scared’ 'youve got to draw bad’ 'youre not gonna know how to do it until you do it’ it sounds like bullshit but its true. 90% of art is just getting over the fear that it’s not going to be good enough to deserve to be made in the first place. but you’re here. you’re alive and, with no need to justify that, you’re going to make art. it’s just part of being alive. you’ll spend so long worrying you aren’t doing it good enough that you’ll look back and realized you didn’t live a single day of it.

5+ years of DO IT SCARED

We all start somewhere

SO MANY YEARS OF DOING IT SCARED

BUT WE STILL GOING BABY

a-sentient-cup:

caats:

@official-megumin

a-sentient-cup:

caats:

@official-megumin

death-rebirth-senshi:

yomikoreadsbooks:

azuremist:

Google is going to start scraping all of their platforms to use for AI training. So, here are some alternatives for common Google tools!

Google Chrome -> Firefox

If you’re on tumblr, you’ve probably already been told this a thousand times. But FireFox is an open-source browser which is safe, fast and secure. Basically all other browsers are Chrome reskins. Try Firefox Profilemaker, Arkenfox and Librewolf! Alternatively, vanilla Firefox is alright, but get Ublock Origin, turn off pocket, and get Tabliss.

Google Search -> DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo very rarely tracks or stores your browsing data (though they have only been known to sell this info to Microsoft). Don’t use their browser; only their search engine. Domain visits in their browser get shared. Alternatively, you can also use Ecosia, which is a safe search engine that uses its income to plant trees! 🌲

Google Reverse Image Search -> Tineye

Tineye uses image identification tech rather than keywords, metadata or watermarks to find you the source of your image!

Gmail -> ProtonMail

All data stored on ProtonMail is encrypted, and it boasts self-destructing emails, text search, and a commitment to user privacy. Tutanota is also a good alternative!

Google Docs -> LibreOffice

LibreOffice is free and open-source software, which includes functions like writing, spreadsheets, presentations, graphics, formula editing and more.

Google Translate -> DeepL

DeepL is notable for its accuracy of translation, and is much better that Google Translate in this regard. It does cost money for unlimited usage, but it will let you translate 500,000 characters per month for free. If this is a dealbreaker, consider checking out the iTranslate app.

Google Forms -> ClickUp

ClickUp comes with a built-in form view, and also has a documents feature, which could make it a good option to take out two birds with one stone.

Google Drive -> Mega

Mega offers a better encryption method than Google Drive, which means it’s more secure.

YouTube -> PeerTube

YouTube is the most difficult to account for, because it has a functional monopoly on long-form video-sharing. That being said, PeerTube is open-source and decentralized. The Internet Archive also has a video section!

However, if you still want access to YouTube’s library, check out NewPipe and LibreTube! NewPipe scrapes YouTube’s API so you can watch YouTube videos without Google collecting your info. LibreTube does the same thing, but instead of using YouTube servers, it uses piped servers, so Google doesn’t even get your IP address. Both of these are free, don’t require sign-ins, and are open source!

Please feel free to drop your favorite alternatives to Google-owned products, too! And, if this topic interests you, consider checking out Glaze as well! It alters your artwork and photos so that it’s more difficult to use to train AI with! ⭐️

Helpful internet stuff!! ✨

a-sentient-cup:

knopfi02:

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: The Howler

worm

@official-megumin

rat-detector:

thelaughingrat:

Here she is.