February 2024

depsidase:

hovfire:

if i had a pussy i would try to crush things in it. if i had a penis i would put it in quicksand

radicalgraff:

“Ethnic cleansing is not self-defence”

Pasteups in Paris

hungwy:

found footage horror movies are so good. remember when so many people were being haters about it. they all died suddenly and mysteriously in this asylum and we’re gonna go find them now

lizardsfromspace:

Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror

teathattast:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

drama/expose youtube essay channel except none of the people they cover are real and all of the drama is fake

they could even make their own evidence.

cast friends as the fake youtuber of the week and show clips from videos that don’t exist

once the jig is up, start casting real youtubers as fake youtubers

get markiplier on to play a problematic beauty influencer idk

let’s gooooo

bibyebae:

27 YEARS


and that’s just the children


take a second to take it in..

and we didn’t get a cease fire.

hitmyvape:

tumblr users love having heart problems

bibyebae:

27 YEARS


and that’s just the children


take a second to take it in..

and we didn’t get a cease fire.

accidental-homestuck:

n3k0gutzz:

calware:

homocircuit:

calware:

🌉 memewhore Follow

🪴 gildatheplant Follow

Literally just making it any solid color would’ve been better guys.

🚛 mintymaiden Follow

I’d like to point out that the rainbow has more positive than negative meanings.

🏞 ichigo-hiyoko Follow

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me the rainbow can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED BLOODY BODIES ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

🎱 youthful-pills Follow

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. The rainbow does have more positive connotations than negative like the @ mintymaiden said. For example, violet is associated with more money, wisdom, and elegance than with blood and death just like the chart shows you. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Shaune Addams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

🏵 diasporanpapi Follow

i think y'all are missing the point here.

🌈 forlovefromfear Follow

You can theorize to Thrashthrust and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging corpses around

📓 jhenne-bean Follow

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Grumblr Has Heard of Color Theory. Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Hemospectrum Paint is asymmetric splatters and splotches against the wall, or in this case, a shellbeast trail on the hallway’s floor, and infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct

🏙 eternal-dannation Follow

this post is the perfect summation of grumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Shocked nobody has made a homestuck joke yet

yeah. thank god there isn’t any homestuck in this post

@accidental-homestuck oops, i slipped.

very much not accidental but you know what . its iconic

accidental-homestuck:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

feefal:

feefal:

Witch of Frog Embryology

And let’s not forget the great Wizard of Human fetal development

@accidental-homestuck

Accidental homestuck post

accidental-homestuck:

beaft:

charlesoberonn:

aflotanir:

karnalesbian:

patriciavetinari:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

Bishops trying to catch up

pawns:

Accidental homestuck post

accidental-homestuck:

cybercerealkiller:

vampiricmeurot:

totesnotacatgirl:

devil-ribs:

#the perfect woman

Something is wrong but real

Homestuck @accidental-homestuck

okay yeah sure. Accidental homestuck post

accidental-homestuck:

n3k0gutzz:

calware:

homocircuit:

calware:

🌉 memewhore Follow

🪴 gildatheplant Follow

Literally just making it any solid color would’ve been better guys.

🚛 mintymaiden Follow

I’d like to point out that the rainbow has more positive than negative meanings.

🏞 ichigo-hiyoko Follow

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me the rainbow can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED BLOODY BODIES ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

🎱 youthful-pills Follow

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. The rainbow does have more positive connotations than negative like the @ mintymaiden said. For example, violet is associated with more money, wisdom, and elegance than with blood and death just like the chart shows you. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Shaune Addams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

🏵 diasporanpapi Follow

i think y'all are missing the point here.

🌈 forlovefromfear Follow

You can theorize to Thrashthrust and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging corpses around

📓 jhenne-bean Follow

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Grumblr Has Heard of Color Theory. Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Hemospectrum Paint is asymmetric splatters and splotches against the wall, or in this case, a shellbeast trail on the hallway’s floor, and infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct

🏙 eternal-dannation Follow

this post is the perfect summation of grumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Shocked nobody has made a homestuck joke yet

yeah. thank god there isn’t any homestuck in this post

@accidental-homestuck oops, i slipped.

very much not accidental but you know what . its iconic

reasonsforhope:

After a year of the statewide fee on single-use plastic bags, the Eco-Cycle recycling center in Boulder estimates between 1.5 billion and 1.8 billion fewer plastic bags were used in Colorado in 2023.

The center anticipates a greater reduction in use in 2024 as businesses phase out the use of single-use plastic bags in most cases.

Eco-Cycle calculated its estimate by taking the number of plastic bags each American uses per year on average — 365, according to National Geographic— and factoring Colorado’s population, along with reduction estimates from several local communities.

Randy Moorman, Eco-Cycle’s director of policy and community campaigns, said the reduction is crucial because single-use plastic bags are the number one contaminant found in Colorado’s rivers and streams. They also are not able to be fully recycled and instead have to be “down-cycled” into other products…

Businesses in Colorado have until June to use whatever single-use plastic bags they already have while still collecting the 10-cent fee. The collected fees are divided between the business and the local government to fund green initiatives. Denver, for example, has collected $5 million for its special revenue fund since its fee was implemented in 2021.

Becky Goyton, an education coordinator with Denver’s Office of Climate Action, Sustainability, and Resiliency, said the money has funded many environmental initiatives, including the purchase of reusable bags for residents and sustainable products for small businesses. Unlike most budgetary matters, Goyton celebrates the decline in revenue to the fund.

“Having some revenue to do some great projects and reinvest in the community is wonderful, but it’s not our goal,” Goyton said. “Our goal is to see that fee go down and that revenue go down because that means more people are bringing their own bag and less disposable bags are being put out into the community.”

In addition to single-use plastic bags, Colorado businesses are also required to phase out Styrofoam containers this year. Like with plastic bags, businesses are permitted to use already-purchased Styrofoam products but cannot obtain any more.”

-via ABC Denver7, January 11, 2024

And further progress just kicked in at the beginning of this year:

[On January 1, 2024], the next phase of Colorado’s plastic bag ban takes effect. The next step for HB21-1162 is that stores will no longer have plastic bags at all. They will only offer recyclable paper bags which will still be 10 cents each. Stores that already have stock of plastic bags already, can use those up before making the transition…

Businesses that don’t comply can face up to $500 in fines for a second violation and up to $1,000 in fines for a third and subsequent violation.”

-via ABC Denver 7, December 25, 2023

kalibrate:

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

shubbabang:

context (via @mellorocket)

sprucewoodmpreg:

HELLO

reguess1997:

panzerschwanzwagen:

radicalgraff:

Anti-Thatcher graffiti seen around the UK shortly after her death on the 8th of April 2013

what a bunch of misogynists

[margaret-thatcher-girl-power.png]

bloop-doop-woople-deactivated20:

miscellaneous-marios:

Repairing with gold, kintsugi

ohseumi:

petition to tell biden and harris to comply with the icj’s ruling and provisional measures here if you’re a us citizen. so far they’ve sent 47,074 letters out of the goal of 51,200!

macleod:

elodieunderglass:

moonbeamdagger:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

IT’S THE DAY

BEHOLD THE MAMMAL

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

^ Yeah

i-am-aprl:

It didn’t start on October 7th

girlnephew:

andrew-solace:

twinkboom1:

4whomittolz:

twinkboom1:

u/chimpingway ❤

twinkboom1:

desert-palm:

annalisasparkleshine:

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

kikuarc:

ittybittytatertot:

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped

what if I couldn’t take it anymore?

Reminder to just say masturbation, sex, vagina, penis, menstruation, fuck, death, kill, boobs, dyke, faggot, etc. like a real adult.

reminder to everyone who doesnt use tiktok: you dont actually get banned for saying these words, people do this to evade others’ tag blockers.

a lot of users DONT want to see this kind of post, so people censor and change words around to get put on peoples “for you” page even if they have been marked as “not interested”. this is part of why it can get really difficult to find posts you actually like on tiktok, is because the algorithm is really bad at guessing that these posts are not actually about “self care”. the creators of these posts are hoping they get forced in front of people who want to see something else.

Oh that’s way worse than what I’d been led to believe was happening

guerrillatech:

milo-hypno:

bonyassfish:

oldmanpusspuss:

finally some good fucking news

keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘

Fun fact about Jonathan:

bogos-bint3d:

Well well well, if it isn’t my old nemesis? Tch, why am I not surprised? I should’ve known known it’d all come back to you, Drawing a Character’s Fingers.

fetus-cakes:

iris-in-the-dark-world:

averagebagelenthusiast:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

what this gifset is missing is that one guy who very confidently bites a chunk off a real daruma

mynameis-a:

vinnybox:

l4byr1nthz1:

artastic-foe:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

zzoupz:

transgendercyborg-deactivated20:

pyrobchilling:

Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here

his friend “Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You”

Their long suffering associate, the “Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)”

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

what about the liquify sorcerer who turns you into fluid

anon-wilford:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

brain-confetti:

mycroftrh:

platinumsupa:

platinumsupa:

platinumsupa:

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

image

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

  • The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically
  • However.
  • The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421
  • At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader
  • At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 
  • According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question
  • It’s Tarkin. 

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

My new favorite Tumblr post.

anon-wilford:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

brain-confetti:

mycroftrh:

platinumsupa:

platinumsupa:

platinumsupa:

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

image

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

  • The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically
  • However.
  • The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421
  • At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader
  • At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 
  • According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question
  • It’s Tarkin. 

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

My new favorite Tumblr post.

jarchivistsims:

jarchivistsims:

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

antlershade:

“No one wants to look at art of OCs” I don’t think that’s true at all…I follow people specifically to see their OCs literally all the time. Bring back being curious about people’s OCs, asking questions about them and hyping them up like we did when we were teens

charlottan:

funny how im mutuals with all the funniest and nicest people on the websitr…..waow

depsidase:

chowfur:

Dragonfly for @psychedile


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hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

drama/expose youtube essay channel except none of the people they cover are real and all of the drama is fake

they could even make their own evidence.

cast friends as the fake youtuber of the week and show clips from videos that don’t exist

once the jig is up, start casting real youtubers as fake youtubers

get markiplier on to play a problematic beauty influencer idk

let’s gooooo

lizardsfromspace:

Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror

bibyebae:

27 YEARS


and that’s just the children


take a second to take it in..

and we didn’t get a cease fire.

bibyebae:

27 YEARS


and that’s just the children


take a second to take it in..

and we didn’t get a cease fire.

accidental-homestuck:

beaft:

charlesoberonn:

aflotanir:

karnalesbian:

patriciavetinari:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

Bishops trying to catch up

pawns:

Accidental homestuck post

accidental-homestuck:

n3k0gutzz:

calware:

homocircuit:

calware:

🌉 memewhore Follow

🪴 gildatheplant Follow

Literally just making it any solid color would’ve been better guys.

🚛 mintymaiden Follow

I’d like to point out that the rainbow has more positive than negative meanings.

🏞 ichigo-hiyoko Follow

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me the rainbow can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED BLOODY BODIES ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

🎱 youthful-pills Follow

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. The rainbow does have more positive connotations than negative like the @ mintymaiden said. For example, violet is associated with more money, wisdom, and elegance than with blood and death just like the chart shows you. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Shaune Addams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

🏵 diasporanpapi Follow

i think y'all are missing the point here.

🌈 forlovefromfear Follow

You can theorize to Thrashthrust and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging corpses around

📓 jhenne-bean Follow

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Grumblr Has Heard of Color Theory. Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Hemospectrum Paint is asymmetric splatters and splotches against the wall, or in this case, a shellbeast trail on the hallway’s floor, and infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct

🏙 eternal-dannation Follow

this post is the perfect summation of grumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Shocked nobody has made a homestuck joke yet

yeah. thank god there isn’t any homestuck in this post

@accidental-homestuck oops, i slipped.

very much not accidental but you know what . its iconic