February 2024

derinthescarletpescatarian:

assiraphales:

I think when I say “suspend your disbelief” people think I mean “stop using ur critical thinking” when in reality I mean “just because they didn’t spoon feed u information on why fairies can fly and there’s a giant rat for no reason don’t freak out”. just don’t be Mr cinemasins

Being able to entertain an unsupported premise ‘for the sake of argument’ (AKA suspending your disbelief) is in fact a fundamentally important skill for critical thinking

toastbutteregg:

wolfwarrior142:

official-spookifers-child:

zagreuses-toast:

redistributed-memes:

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

ms-katonic-of-tamriel:

zuesue:

acornmaybe:

supposedlyahuman-deactivated202:

I fucking hate when people say stuff like this. Especially when it’s on a generally good post with valuable information. On the one hand I want to share that information because it could genuinely help someone; on the other, I don’t want to spread this type of guilt-tripping and shaming and potentially trigger someone else like me. It’s a lose-lose situation. No matter what I do, I am going to feel guilty. No matter what I do, I will feel like a terrible person. It sucks and I just wish people would stop doing this. I know it’s shocking, but it is actually possible to make an important and useful post without guilting everyone that sees it into sharing.

[Image description. Various images with text. The text reads, you have no excuse to not reblog this. I don’t care what your blog theme is! Reblog to save a life! Don’t you dare fucking scroll past. Everyone needs to reblog this, idc what your excuse is this is important. Not reblogging is a moral failure! It’s mandatory! End image description.]

My communications teacher told me this, and I think it applies here:

“If you accuse someone, expect that they will immediately retaliate. We’re wired to growl back if someone growls first.”

When posts say, “you have no excuse,” the most common first thought will be something along the lines of “well maybe I do!” By framing the need to reblog as an accusation if one doesn’t, it actually drives away the otherwise passive audience that would’ve reblogged the post.

A much more successful addition to a post is something along the lines of “It would really help me/the cause out if you reblogged!” With this phrasing, it makes the passive audience feel more inclined to reblog because they will feel like they are helping you/the cause. So, it benefits both the audience and the cause

“If you accuse someone, expect that they will immediately retaliate. We’re wired to growl back if someone growls first.”

THIS THIS THIS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS!

If you start with fighting words, don’t be surprised when you get a fight.

lakefama:

follow-up to an old comic of mine to share how transition care changed my life

i dunno if there’s any comforting thing i can say to trans people painfully waiting for transition care - or being denied care - right now, but i hope you hang in there and know there’s hope for a better future 

(not sure if the old comic is on my tumblr but here it is on twitter)

psychosis-fucker:

sexhaver:

more than any other calvin and hobbes strip this one stays lodged in my consciousness

oof yeah, i get why, but i also feel its a shame no one has mentioned the follow-up strips, cause like.

^ this moment right here. calvin and his dad being like, emotionally mature and talking it through, like. i feel like this interaction formed the blueprint for a lot of how we deal with interpersonal conflict and anxiety n shit. and then finding a compromise, a way to work with a curious but clumsy kid and a dad with expensive toys its like. idk, its good

nevershootamockingbird:

gemthegerm:

calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever

[ begin id: a black and white panel from the Calvin and Hobbes comic series. The panel shows Calvin sitting in his desk at school, with one hand braced on the desk and the other raised into a fist as he leans forward, shouting “I got 75% of the answers correct, and in today’s society, doing something 75% right is outstanding! If government and industry were 75% competent, we’d be ecstatic!”  / end id ]

allegroart:

Bugtober 2023 - Day 1 - Aphid
Hey, guess what! It’s Wednesday, November 1st! That means that I’ll now be showing off this year’s Bugtober comics every Monday, Wednesday and Friday until I’m all done!

I’m just about finished with Day 15, but since Day 15’s comic won’t be coming out until…December 4th, I’ve still got some wiggle room to finish all of them.

Anyway, this comic is absolutely, absolutely inspired by that one scene in Fullmetal Alchemist where Al tries to sneak all of these kitties inside of his suit of armor.

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

shadowkat678:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

godmodebeginswithlesbians:

“we need less sanitized queer stories” yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

“we need less sanitized queer stories” youre the one saying the locked tomb series is bad because you dont like the prose. based off of a quote from goodreads of all places. that was dialogue, not even the actual prose.

people keep reblogging only the first half of the post when the addition was the original post. ok

girl help. 4k notes

“she-ra fumbled its message” no! crucially, it didnt! it had the same message as the original she-ra show, which is “this lady is a superhero and is going to do superhero things like save the planet” and she did do that!

“oh but catra never apologized for what she did and they just let her join the good guys” thats a perfectly normal thing in childrens media, and the only reason yallre calling it out is because its queer and you want the perfect unproblematic queer media to exist. except that even if it did you would all find ways to nitpick it, which is the whole point of this post!

Also, notably, she did apologize. They just think it wasn’t good enough.

They absolutely could not handle more nuanced media.

can we please pretty pleasr reblog this version,

suskiss:

suskiss:

suskiss:

we’ve all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet

okay we’ve both been funnier than each other once. were even now

world-heritage-posts:

higher-noon:

somewhatgrownup:

Had to do it

world heritage post

rolypolyhedgehog:

A few months ago I zoned out and hedgehogs happened, I decided Tumblr should see them

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

theakrus-fallen-deactivated2024:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

theatricuddles:

transcendentally-nora:

segamascot:

[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads “Oh thank god it was just a dream”. The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads “Oh thank god it was just a dream”.]

here is a REALLY detailed hq map of indigenous american nations if you’re interested (you are.)

and alaska. and hawai'i.

This is actually the most important thing I’ve seen this year

Both first images I’m seeing have been replaced with those “Removed for violating Tumblr’s community guidelines” placeholders.

Which means someone got Big Mad about some maps

whitefangthefightingwolf:

weaver-z:

megavileplume:

weaver-z:

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor’s backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

As a florist I also find this hilarious too because you pretty much always need to remove four or five guard petals from a rose before incorporating it into an arrangement. If I actually handed someone a “virgin rose” they would inevitably complain about the quality because the outer petals of a rose are almost always bruised, torn, or sometimes even rotted. Not to mention the roses you can buy are the product of almost a thousand years of selective breeding and therefore not very natural themselves. 

So like, be an untouched flower I guess but don’t show us all the natural blemishes that come with that? 

What I’m hearing is that fucking four or five times before marriage improves your appearance and clears your skin

and probably makes you more skilled at fucking

one-time-i-dreamt:

FIXED IT

saccharineomens:

raptorgirl413-deactivated202408:

“Re Blog” to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

rubyvroom:

We should really not go along with the corporate lingo on these shifts to automation and AI. Always remember this: They don’t want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren’t replacing cashiers with self-scan machines for the customer’s convenience. They don’t want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren’t using AI to produce a better product. The product produced by AI is notably inferior - they just don’t want to pay people to do the work.

Corporate America is not hurting for money. It’s not that they can’t afford employees – profits are soaring! They just don’t want to pay people to do the work.

agentleem:

agentleem:

cozy-kitty-corner-deactivated20:

cybersword49:

i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post gets 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her

hey. Hey @agentldiddy

moot master list?

In a little

Shit, I nearly forgot

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 (who reminded me of this) @peanutbutter-and-jellie

More to come

the-haiku-bot:

otacringe:

dendrosystem-deactivated2024100:

VENTIIII 😭😭😭😭 VENTIIII 😭😭😭😭

me at Starbucks trying to place my order but the cashier won’t listen

me at Starbucks trying

to place my order but the

cashier won’t listen

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

t00thpasteface:

dovelylittlebird:

t00thpasteface:

got told at lunch “you feel like Tumblr Incarnate” and i had to tell them i’ve been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i’ve been here longer than the shoelaces post. i’ve been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i’m every tumblr. it’s all in me

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

b0tster:

leofwines:

Do Not Fuck With Me.

forbidden clown nose

electrificata:

electrificata:

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

bogleech:

leebrontide:

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

Not only do they not give a shit if you don’t vote it’s precisely what the most sadistic ones are hoping for.

bthebird:

if this gets 1 like i will make an appointment to begin seeking hrt

saulwexler:

brown-little-robin:

it’s kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don’t do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I’m sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and… like, I’m always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I’m not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

I’m not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

assiraphales:

I think when I say “suspend your disbelief” people think I mean “stop using ur critical thinking” when in reality I mean “just because they didn’t spoon feed u information on why fairies can fly and there’s a giant rat for no reason don’t freak out”. just don’t be Mr cinemasins

Being able to entertain an unsupported premise ‘for the sake of argument’ (AKA suspending your disbelief) is in fact a fundamentally important skill for critical thinking

squeakitties:

btw

rubyvroom:

We should really not go along with the corporate lingo on these shifts to automation and AI. Always remember this: They don’t want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren’t replacing cashiers with self-scan machines for the customer’s convenience. They don’t want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren’t using AI to produce a better product. The product produced by AI is notably inferior - they just don’t want to pay people to do the work.

Corporate America is not hurting for money. It’s not that they can’t afford employees – profits are soaring! They just don’t want to pay people to do the work.

saccharineomens:

raptorgirl413-deactivated202408:

“Re Blog” to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

agentleem:

agentleem:

cozy-kitty-corner-deactivated20:

cybersword49:

i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post gets 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her

hey. Hey @agentldiddy

moot master list?

In a little

Shit, I nearly forgot

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 (who reminded me of this) @peanutbutter-and-jellie

More to come

lyss-sketchbox:

lyss-butterscotch:

Whatdya know first art of 2024 DID turn out to be a meme 👍

Anyways my favourite mecha menace in the flesh, this is the most mecha line art ive done in one single image and i wanna throw away my wrist bones. Also trying out a new shading way so ignore how messy it looks jfjdjkd

Look yall im finally done with the thing thats been bottle neck-ing my art if thats a word hfjdjndd back to doodles

hkayakh:

deathdaydreamm:

worldheritagepostorganization:

architeuthisducks-blog:

deathdaydream:

mintiichip:

hey-i-like-writing:

that1nerdgirl:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

mykrazyuniverse:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

soappppp

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

image

Here are some other paintings I’ve done, if anyone’s interested 👀 ( three of these are based off photos)

THE LAST ONE THO

THE TALENT

Bro you better be making so much money off of this-

Actually I have negative $40 dollars to my name, I’m gonna get fined by my bank soon lmfao

Did a quick check of the OP and they have prints available on RB, username sofakills

World Heritage Post

HEY WHATS UP ITS ME THE CREATOR OF THIS POST, YEARS LATER, STILL IN FINANCIAL RUIN!! yeah i’m poor and it’s my own fault, I chose to make money doing what I loved with no foresight of depending on the economy being stable and now I suffer from the consequences of my ignorance and all the bills are past due 🫣 please share this ilu

v3nmo: sofa526

ca$happ: 526

pаypal: sofakills

any amount at this point helps thank you one million times!!!

Man, art has this intrinsic value to it that it can look like real life, but there will always be small parts in it that tell you it’s a painting. I think that’s beautiful.

kenway:

kenway:

officialsergioramos:

weed man is ready to play persona 3

god damn it i forgot how japanese names work

9 years later. i finally did it

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

“you are addicted to screens” no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

only-cat-memes:

lyss-sketchbox:

lyss-butterscotch:

Whatdya know first art of 2024 DID turn out to be a meme 👍

Anyways my favourite mecha menace in the flesh, this is the most mecha line art ive done in one single image and i wanna throw away my wrist bones. Also trying out a new shading way so ignore how messy it looks jfjdjkd

Look yall im finally done with the thing thats been bottle neck-ing my art if thats a word hfjdjndd back to doodles

hkayakh:

deathdaydreamm:

worldheritagepostorganization:

architeuthisducks-blog:

deathdaydream:

mintiichip:

hey-i-like-writing:

that1nerdgirl:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

mykrazyuniverse:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

soappppp

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

image

Here are some other paintings I’ve done, if anyone’s interested 👀 ( three of these are based off photos)

THE LAST ONE THO

THE TALENT

Bro you better be making so much money off of this-

Actually I have negative $40 dollars to my name, I’m gonna get fined by my bank soon lmfao

Did a quick check of the OP and they have prints available on RB, username sofakills

World Heritage Post

HEY WHATS UP ITS ME THE CREATOR OF THIS POST, YEARS LATER, STILL IN FINANCIAL RUIN!! yeah i’m poor and it’s my own fault, I chose to make money doing what I loved with no foresight of depending on the economy being stable and now I suffer from the consequences of my ignorance and all the bills are past due 🫣 please share this ilu

v3nmo: sofa526

ca$happ: 526

pаypal: sofakills

any amount at this point helps thank you one million times!!!

Man, art has this intrinsic value to it that it can look like real life, but there will always be small parts in it that tell you it’s a painting. I think that’s beautiful.

lazyscience:

teawitch:

beatrice-otter:

eowyntheavenger:

eowyntheavenger:

Americans, these are things we are NOT saying in 2024:

“Voting blue won’t solve anything.” Yes it will: if enough of us do it, it will solve a problem called Trump’s second term in the White House. We unfortunately live in a two-party system. If you refuse to vote, you’re effectively voting for Trump. I shouldn’t need to explain this to people, yet here we are.

“It doesn’t matter who’s president. Both candidates are the same anyway.” No, they are REALLY not. Biden was never my first choice, and his shipments of arms to Israel are despicable, but don’t try to tell me even for a second that a second Trump term would be the same for the world as a second Biden term.

“But voting blue won’t fix [fundamental underlying problem in America].” Voting for Democrats cannot fix every issue, this is true. But by saying this and ONLY this you are discouraging people from voting by making them feel hopeless. Voting is one of many tools in our arsenal, not the only tool, but an important one, and it does matter.

“You shouldn’t vote blue, you should do [other thing] instead.” See above: you can vote and protest and organize at the same time. It’s not either/or. You can do it all. Stop discouraging voters from exercising their rights under the guise of leftism.

“Voting is just legitimizing government power. It makes you part of the system.” Literally just shut up. Women and people of color didn’t fight for their voting rights to have you say things like this. If you live in America and you can legally vote, then you should fucking vote, and vote blue. There is no neutral option.

“Voting blue just makes you complicit in [this bad policy].” Inaction, and allowing Trump to have a second term, is worse for the entire world than any Democrat policy. Yes, even that one. Voting is not about finding a perfect unproblematic candidate. It is about choosing the lesser of two evils.

“Voting doesn’t work because—” STOP IT. STOP DISCOURAGING PEOPLE FROM VOTING.

You know who wants you NOT to vote? Trump supporters, that’s who. You should be suspicious of ANYONE who is suggesting that your vote doesn’t matter, or that both candidates are the same, or that Biden’s policy on XYZ means you shouldn’t vote for him. Trump supporters aren’t trying to get your vote by saying, “Vote for Trump!” They’re trying to get your vote by DISCOURAGING YOU FROM VOTING AT ALL.

I don’t like Biden either, but Trump is unequivocally worse. Voting doesn’t fix everything, but it is the minimum fucking requirement of living in a democracy. Voting for president has real, tangible, immediate impacts on people’s lives, and choosing not to vote is not the rebellion you think it is, it is just relinquishing your voice. So fucking vote. THIS IS A GROUP PROJECT AND DAMN IT WE ARE NOT FAILING BECAUSE OF YOU.

Reblogging this again in honor of the dipshit in my notes crying and screaming about things I did not say. “Why do you like Biden why are you saying he’s good” I don’t. Says it right there in the post. “But voting won’t fix everything” I know. Says it right there in the post. “Voting is the bare minimum” Amazing! Says that in the post too. “Why aren’t you telling people to do things beside vote” I literally did. Read the fucking post.

If you don’t like Biden’s support for Israel, you should know that it is nothing compared to Trump’s support for Israel, and the Republican Party in general. And they are using American influence in entirely different ways.

Biden: “Israel is our ally, and we support our allies. However, let’s talk behind the scenes and use our material support to put pressure on them to stop their part of the violence and come to a viable peace agreement.”

Trump: “Fuck yeah, genocide is awesome! Let’s kill all the brown people! Let’s kill all the Muslims! I’m going to give you everything you could ever want with no strings!” Trump is supported by Evangelical and Fundamentalist Christians, who believe in the Rapture, which is a completely whacked interpretation of Revelation in which, for Jesus to come back, Israel has to be destroyed and all Jews killed, except that God will kill all the people who destroy Israel. Therefore, Rapture believers want someone else (preferably Muslims) to destroy Israel and commit genocide against Jews, so that both Jews and Muslims will be wiped out.

Those are your two choices.

On the one hand, a guy who stands by Israel politically and militarily but is also advocating for justice and peace behind the scenes, or a guy who is 100% ride-or-die for the worst of Netanyahu’s violence and backed by people who are hoping to use this to create more genocide in the future.

And if you say “well, I just won’t vote,” you are contributing to the victory of the guy who is vocally pro-genocide.

I recently saw a post trying to discourage votes for Biden by revealing things that have happened under Biden. However I’ve noticed people doing that never seem to want to discuss the problem or policy under Republicans.

The post revealed the large number of immigrants deported under Biden. What the poster was careful not to point out is that Republicans consider only deporting several hundred thousand people to be an “Open Door” policy they need to fix by sending everyone back and slamming the door shut.

Biden hasn’t fixed abortion rights. Oh, you mean those rights Trump succeeded in destroying by stacking the Supreme Court with conservative judges who lied about not revoking Rowe vs Wade. Do you think conservatives are happy with States being able to decide to protect abortion? Do you think they aren’t working to change that?

Israel. See the post above on the rapture. Understand how deeply help that belief is. I had an elderly neighbor who used to donate $25 a week to her church so they would have enough money to send Jewish people back to Israel for the end times.

Look, if the Republicans take the House, Senate and Presidency, you will learn far too quickly and sadly how badly you’ve been decieived.

You are voting for every Democrat on that ballot purely as a matter of survival.

I mean, this is exactly the conversation we were having about Hillary Clinton in 2016. “She’s just as bad as Trump, she’s a corporate shill who’s BFFs with Henry Kissinger.” Same people peddling the same “we have to show we don’t support this.” What exactly, again, did we get for not turning out in 2016? And what have the “you don’t have to vote” people done, exactly?

Where is the robust network of social support NGOs, unions and mutual aid societies? Where are the third party candidates working at the municipal and county levels working to build infrastructure and funding to challenge these rancid old two-party candidates?

Nowhere, because the people peddling the “don’t vote” rhetoric are not interested in actual change. They are playing into people’s misinformation about how government works, how the parties work, and the amount of investment that needs to be made to create visible systemic change.

Protest. Build support networks. Write letters. Fundraise for food, shelter and protection for the vulnerable. AND vote, because voting is literally the minimum wage of civic engagement. It is the “if I could do less, I would.” If you want candidates you WANT to vote for instead of the lesser of two evils, you need to convince them to run, tell people about them, and raise money for them, and they can’t go from zero to Presidential level in 4 years, and they can’t do anything without a Congress to go with them because that’s how checks and balances have been weaponized against our country by grifters and bigots acting in bad faith for literal decades now.

lazyscience:

teawitch:

beatrice-otter:

eowyntheavenger:

eowyntheavenger:

Americans, these are things we are NOT saying in 2024:

“Voting blue won’t solve anything.” Yes it will: if enough of us do it, it will solve a problem called Trump’s second term in the White House. We unfortunately live in a two-party system. If you refuse to vote, you’re effectively voting for Trump. I shouldn’t need to explain this to people, yet here we are.

“It doesn’t matter who’s president. Both candidates are the same anyway.” No, they are REALLY not. Biden was never my first choice, and his shipments of arms to Israel are despicable, but don’t try to tell me even for a second that a second Trump term would be the same for the world as a second Biden term.

“But voting blue won’t fix [fundamental underlying problem in America].” Voting for Democrats cannot fix every issue, this is true. But by saying this and ONLY this you are discouraging people from voting by making them feel hopeless. Voting is one of many tools in our arsenal, not the only tool, but an important one, and it does matter.

“You shouldn’t vote blue, you should do [other thing] instead.” See above: you can vote and protest and organize at the same time. It’s not either/or. You can do it all. Stop discouraging voters from exercising their rights under the guise of leftism.

“Voting is just legitimizing government power. It makes you part of the system.” Literally just shut up. Women and people of color didn’t fight for their voting rights to have you say things like this. If you live in America and you can legally vote, then you should fucking vote, and vote blue. There is no neutral option.

“Voting blue just makes you complicit in [this bad policy].” Inaction, and allowing Trump to have a second term, is worse for the entire world than any Democrat policy. Yes, even that one. Voting is not about finding a perfect unproblematic candidate. It is about choosing the lesser of two evils.

“Voting doesn’t work because—” STOP IT. STOP DISCOURAGING PEOPLE FROM VOTING.

You know who wants you NOT to vote? Trump supporters, that’s who. You should be suspicious of ANYONE who is suggesting that your vote doesn’t matter, or that both candidates are the same, or that Biden’s policy on XYZ means you shouldn’t vote for him. Trump supporters aren’t trying to get your vote by saying, “Vote for Trump!” They’re trying to get your vote by DISCOURAGING YOU FROM VOTING AT ALL.

I don’t like Biden either, but Trump is unequivocally worse. Voting doesn’t fix everything, but it is the minimum fucking requirement of living in a democracy. Voting for president has real, tangible, immediate impacts on people’s lives, and choosing not to vote is not the rebellion you think it is, it is just relinquishing your voice. So fucking vote. THIS IS A GROUP PROJECT AND DAMN IT WE ARE NOT FAILING BECAUSE OF YOU.

Reblogging this again in honor of the dipshit in my notes crying and screaming about things I did not say. “Why do you like Biden why are you saying he’s good” I don’t. Says it right there in the post. “But voting won’t fix everything” I know. Says it right there in the post. “Voting is the bare minimum” Amazing! Says that in the post too. “Why aren’t you telling people to do things beside vote” I literally did. Read the fucking post.

If you don’t like Biden’s support for Israel, you should know that it is nothing compared to Trump’s support for Israel, and the Republican Party in general. And they are using American influence in entirely different ways.

Biden: “Israel is our ally, and we support our allies. However, let’s talk behind the scenes and use our material support to put pressure on them to stop their part of the violence and come to a viable peace agreement.”

Trump: “Fuck yeah, genocide is awesome! Let’s kill all the brown people! Let’s kill all the Muslims! I’m going to give you everything you could ever want with no strings!” Trump is supported by Evangelical and Fundamentalist Christians, who believe in the Rapture, which is a completely whacked interpretation of Revelation in which, for Jesus to come back, Israel has to be destroyed and all Jews killed, except that God will kill all the people who destroy Israel. Therefore, Rapture believers want someone else (preferably Muslims) to destroy Israel and commit genocide against Jews, so that both Jews and Muslims will be wiped out.

Those are your two choices.

On the one hand, a guy who stands by Israel politically and militarily but is also advocating for justice and peace behind the scenes, or a guy who is 100% ride-or-die for the worst of Netanyahu’s violence and backed by people who are hoping to use this to create more genocide in the future.

And if you say “well, I just won’t vote,” you are contributing to the victory of the guy who is vocally pro-genocide.

I recently saw a post trying to discourage votes for Biden by revealing things that have happened under Biden. However I’ve noticed people doing that never seem to want to discuss the problem or policy under Republicans.

The post revealed the large number of immigrants deported under Biden. What the poster was careful not to point out is that Republicans consider only deporting several hundred thousand people to be an “Open Door” policy they need to fix by sending everyone back and slamming the door shut.

Biden hasn’t fixed abortion rights. Oh, you mean those rights Trump succeeded in destroying by stacking the Supreme Court with conservative judges who lied about not revoking Rowe vs Wade. Do you think conservatives are happy with States being able to decide to protect abortion? Do you think they aren’t working to change that?

Israel. See the post above on the rapture. Understand how deeply help that belief is. I had an elderly neighbor who used to donate $25 a week to her church so they would have enough money to send Jewish people back to Israel for the end times.

Look, if the Republicans take the House, Senate and Presidency, you will learn far too quickly and sadly how badly you’ve been decieived.

You are voting for every Democrat on that ballot purely as a matter of survival.

I mean, this is exactly the conversation we were having about Hillary Clinton in 2016. “She’s just as bad as Trump, she’s a corporate shill who’s BFFs with Henry Kissinger.” Same people peddling the same “we have to show we don’t support this.” What exactly, again, did we get for not turning out in 2016? And what have the “you don’t have to vote” people done, exactly?

Where is the robust network of social support NGOs, unions and mutual aid societies? Where are the third party candidates working at the municipal and county levels working to build infrastructure and funding to challenge these rancid old two-party candidates?

Nowhere, because the people peddling the “don’t vote” rhetoric are not interested in actual change. They are playing into people’s misinformation about how government works, how the parties work, and the amount of investment that needs to be made to create visible systemic change.

Protest. Build support networks. Write letters. Fundraise for food, shelter and protection for the vulnerable. AND vote, because voting is literally the minimum wage of civic engagement. It is the “if I could do less, I would.” If you want candidates you WANT to vote for instead of the lesser of two evils, you need to convince them to run, tell people about them, and raise money for them, and they can’t go from zero to Presidential level in 4 years, and they can’t do anything without a Congress to go with them because that’s how checks and balances have been weaponized against our country by grifters and bigots acting in bad faith for literal decades now.

only-cat-memes:

softwedge:

jedihighcouncil:

I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u

solitarelee:

maligene-deactivated20230805:

TUMBLR DASHBOARD FIX : if you have the ugly twitter inspired update, install the stylus browser extension ( links: firefox&chrome ) then go to this link and click install.

RULES : everything was coded by me. you can edit this as much as you want, just do not claim as your own and do not reach out with any questions. i honestly do not care if there are glitches or issues ♡ make sure you turn off radar/tumblr live/etc with xkit

i hope that this helps to make your dash a little more pleasant! thanks for using!

thank you you have saved my life

fetus-cakes:

iris-in-the-dark-world:

averagebagelenthusiast:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

what this gifset is missing is that one guy who very confidently bites a chunk off a real daruma

boxheadpaint:

3 year old vs 5 month old

only-cat-memes:

comment-tube:

antlershade:

“No one wants to look at art of OCs” I don’t think that’s true at all…I follow people specifically to see their OCs literally all the time. Bring back being curious about people’s OCs, asking questions about them and hyping them up like we did when we were teens

only-cat-memes:

toastbutteregg: