February 2024

penbrydd:

yourplayersaidwhat:

space-australians:

drferox:

clintfbarton:

hiddlescheekbones:

sergle:

jasper-appreciation:

unpretty:

unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

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Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

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We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

penbrydd:

yourplayersaidwhat:

space-australians:

drferox:

clintfbarton:

hiddlescheekbones:

sergle:

jasper-appreciation:

unpretty:

unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

image

Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

image

We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

grison-in-space:

jadevine:

Preindustrial travel, and long explanations on why different distances are like that

I saw a post on my main blog about how hiking groups need to keep pace with their slowest member, but many hikers mistakenly think that the point of hiking is “get from Point A to Point B as fast as possible” instead of “spending time outdoors in nature with friends,” and then they complain that a new/less-experienced/sick/disabled hiker is spoiling their time-frame by constantly needing breaks, or huffing and puffing to catch up.

I run into a related question of “how long does it take to travel from Point A to Point B on horseback?” a lot, as a fantasy writer who wants to be SEMI-realistic; in the Western world at least, our post-industrial minds have largely forgotten what it’s like to travel, both on our own feet and in groups.

People ask the new writer, “well, who in your cast is traveling? Is getting to Point B an emergency or not? What time of year is it?”, and the newbies often get confused as to why they need so much information for “travel times.” Maybe new writers see lists of “preindustrial travel times” like a primitive version of Google Maps, where all you need to do is plug in Point A and Point B.

But see, Google Maps DOES account for traveling delays, like different routes, constructions, accidents, and weather; you as the person will also need to figure in whether you’re driving a car versus taking a bus/train, and so you’ll need to figure out parking time or waiting time for the bus/train to actually GET THERE.

The difference between us and preindustrial travelers is that 1) we can outsource the calculations now, 2) we often travel for FUN instead of necessity.

The general rule of thumb for preindustrial times is that a healthy and prime-aged adult on foot, or a rider/horse pair of fit and prime-aged adults, can usually make 20-30 miles per day, in fair weather and on good terrain.

Why is this so specific? Because not everyone in preindustrial times was fit, not everyone was healthy, not everyone was between the ages of 20-35ish, and not everyone had nice clear skies and good terrain to travel on.

If you are too far below 18 years old or too far past 40, at best you will need either a slower pace or more frequent breaks to cover the same distance, and at worst you’ll cut the travel distance in half to 10 or so miles. Too much walking is VERY BAD on too-young/old knees, and teenagers or very short adults may just have short legs even if they’re fine with 8-10 hours of actual walking. Young children may get sick of walking and pitch a fit because THEY’RE TIREDDDDDDDDDD, and then you might need to stay put while they cry it out, or an adult may sigh and haul them over their shoulder (and therefore be weighed down by about 50lbs of Angry Child).

Heavy forests, wetlands and rocky hills/mountains are also going to be a much shorter “distance.” For forests or wetlands, you have to account for a lot of villagers going “who’s gonna cut down acres of trees for one road? NOT ME,” or “who’s gonna drain acres of swamp for one road? NOT ME.” Mountainous regions have their traveling time eaten by going UP, or finding a safer path that goes AROUND.

If you are traveling in winter or during a rainstorm (and this inherently means you HAVE NO CHOICE, because nobody in preindustrial times would travel in bad weather if they could help it), you run the high risk of losing your way and then dying of exposure or slipping and breaking your neck, just a few miles out of the town/village.

And now for the upper range of “traveling on horseback!”

Fully mounted groups can usually make 30-40 miles per day between Point A and Point B, but I find there are two unspoken requirements: “Point B must have enough food for all those people and horses,” and “the mounted party DOESN’T need to keep pace with foot soldiers, camp followers, or supply wagons.”

This means your mounted party would be traveling to 1) a rendezvous point like an ally’s camp or a noble’s castle, or 2) a town/city with plenty of inns. Maybe they’re not literally going 30-40 miles in one trip, but they’re scouting the area for 15-20 miles and then returning to their main group. Perhaps they’d be going to an allied village, but even a relatively small group of 10-20 warhorses will need 10-20 pounds of grain EACH and 20-30 pounds of hay EACH. 100-400 pounds of grain and 200-600 pounds of hay for the horses alone means that you need to stash supplies at the village beforehand, or the village needs to be a very large/prosperous one to have a guaranteed large surplus of food.

A dead sprint of 50-60 miles per day is possible for a preindustrial mounted pair, IF YOU REALLY, REALLY HAVE TO. Moreover, that is for ONE day. Many articles agree that 40 miles per day is already a hard ride, so 50-60 miles is REALLY pushing the envelope on horse and rider limits.

NOTE: While modern-day endurance rides routinely go for 50-100 miles in one day, remember that a preindustrial rider will not have the medical/logistical support that a modern endurance rider and their horse does.

If you say “they went fifty miles in a day” in most preindustrial times, the horse and rider’s bodies will get wrecked. Either the person, their horse, or both, risk dying of exhaustion or getting disabled from the strain.

Whether you and your horse are fit enough to handle it and “only” have several days of defenselessness from severe pain/fatigue (and thus rely on family/friends to help you out), or you die as a heroic sacrifice, or you aren’t QUITE fit enough and become disabled, or you get flat-out saved by magic or another rider who volunteers to go the other half, going past 40 miles in a day is a “Gondor Calls For Aid” level of emergency.

As a writer, I feel this kind of feat should be placed VERY carefully in a story: Either at the beginning to kick the plot off, at the climax to turn the tide, or at the end.

Preindustrial people were people–some treated their horses as tools/vehicles, and didn’t care if they were killed or disabled by pushing them to their limits, but others very much cared for their horses. They needed to keep them in working condition for about 15-20 years, and they would not dream of doing this without a VERY good reason.

All of this, with one additional nudge : even the people who thought of horses as I think of my car often cared intensely about the possibility of killing or disabling a horse by mishandling it. I would personally be furious if some feckless wastrel took my car and raced it over uneven ground so that it the suspension was shot to hell and the car had to be totaled and sold for parts. And I do not drive a nice car!

Today, we tend to think of horses as cheap to buy and expensive to maintain because those are the real incentive costs in a modern economy. In much of human history, though, horses were EXPENSIVE — that’s a big reason that we associate them to heavily with nobility! Other draft livestock are going to be even slower—good luck making quick time on a donkey or an ox cart—and harder to convince to move quickly for extended periods. And if you’re carrying supplies or any substatial weight? You’ll be lucky to get ten miles, and twenty will be a feat of extraordinary effort akin to a rider doing forty or fifty.

haunthouse:

haunthouse:

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

oisiflaneur:

 And now, The Sexy Men of Tumblr! Brought to you by… Yakkooooo Warner!

r0zewitch:

catgirlpillow:

bunnygirlbutta:

runehaven:

evildoggy:

girls who go ^.^

girls who go ^w^

how about girls who go ^x^ ?

They’re dating 💙

theyre dating……

tyrannosaurus-rex:

alder-berry:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

all you fucking perverts drawing pokemon with bellybuttons are in for the goddamn reckoning

they are hatched from eggs

“The yolk stalk is similar to the umbilical cord, and it also dries up once the baby hatches as it is no longer needed. So, yes, animals that come from eggs do have a belly button scar, but it is usually so tiny that you would have difficulty seeing it.” - source

bentrollio:

bentrollio:

ramtiger:

bentrollio:

Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT

IM BEING CRUCIFIED LIKE CHRIST

charlesoberonn:

pets-fun-house:

the crime the criminal

Objection!

Your honor. It’s true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let’s look a little further, shall we?

I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client’s photo.

And if you look closely at the results…

The blogs and dates don’t match.


My client has been framed!

And why? Because their iconic “mischievous smile” makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!

I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!

tortiefrancis:

professorupdog:

parksrway:

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this

(ID: three images. first, a simple drawing, solely lineart, of a small cat, its back arched and eyes squinted. its fur is messy and raised.

second, a real life picture of a kitten much like the drawing. it’s white and has long, messy fur. its eyes are a bit swollen and squinted.

final image, an adult cat looking towards the camera, its fur white with some beige hints, and appearing soft and shiny. it wears a collar with a pink pendant. End ID)

heckoffmate:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

slinkanorabundyblr:

hillyminne:

lumpatronics:

peteseeger:

rosalui:

onedeadkitty:

tariqah:

Interspecies lesbianism

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

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So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

nyanbong:

platysaurus:

noodles-07:

lesbx:

sourmilch:

lesbx:

Cats giving birth in Warriors

cats doing what now

the worst part is that theyre RIGHT I’m laughing too hard to be coherehtn but they acutlaly do this in the bnooks

Seeing this post just suddenly and violently awakened a memory in me that I didn’t realize I had, and I feel the need to share it with yall now so here you go.


When I was in 3rd grade I had a group of friends who I would roleplay warrior cats on the playground with at my after school program. Running around the soccer field on my hands and knees pretending to chase other cats off my territory was literally my childhood. And we had this thing called the birthing stick, that was basically this one random stick that whenever someone in our clan was giving birth they would put in their mouth and bite it as hard as they fucking could.

And so one day one of my friends decided they wanted kits, and so they fell on the ground and screamed that they were giving birth. I was the medicine cat at the time, so it was my job to go grab the stick. So you know, the birthing stick was pretty big stick, it was about an inch thick and pretty long. But apparently our constant biting on this stick must have worn it down or something because this stick just fucking snaps.

A few pieces of wood fly though the air, and everyone starts freaking out because she just snapped a stick in half in her mouth. And its while were freaking our that we realize that as the stick left her mouth it left her with a few splinters embedded in her gums.

The teachers ended up having to call her parents, and she had to go to an emergency care to get the splinters removed. The teachers then spent 30 minutes clearing the field of any and all sticks on it, before any of the other kids would try to eat them. From that point on a rule was made that you weren’t allowed to have sticks at aftercare anymore, and if you found them you were required to throw them over the fence. For the rest of the school year none of the other kids wanted to play with us because they thought we had been trying to eat sticks.

avilne-deactivated20211017:

hostilemuppet:

syndicatesoot:

phimosisgod:

hostilemuppet:

phimosisgod:

hostilemuppet:

hes literally having a mental breakdown over how much everyone hates him and how he hates himself too but okay

???? he’s literally just a baby pig trying to survive??? like I guess charlotte writing stuff to trick people into protecting him could be seen as “manipulative” but she’s doing it to keep him alive and it’s not like he even asked her to do it. did this person even read the fucking book or do y'all just want to hate Wilbur because he has a healthy relationship with a caring mother figure?

this is the best day of my entire fucking life

Y'all are getting emotionally manipulated in Minecraft?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i was so ready to accept that somebody started an analysis of c!wilbur with ‘hes just a baby pig’

seagullsweeping:

ryttu3k:

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

#do u think that it was awkward in the group when the rest found out that shere khan hunted down and tried to kill a kid multiple times? #im not discussing the ethics of shere khan trying to kill a child or whether mowgli deserved it or not im just wondering like. #was it awkward for them #do u think tigger and hobbes text abt him and how they can’t invite him to big family bbqs anymore bc of chris and calvin? #does tony stop posting group pics that have shere khan in them bc he doesn’t want to lose his kelloggs endorsement? #tigress probably is the neutral party bc humans don’t even exist to her #is there a big drunken blowout between them one night where the tension is too strong #and shere khan yells about how ‘you don’t understand! he tied a fucking ON FIRE BRANCH to my TAIL!! i was traumatized!’ #and theyre all like ‘you don’t think he was traumatized??? you were hunting him and telling the whole jungle you were going to kill him!’ #there’s a scuffle that ends in tigress holding back shere khan and both tigger and calvin holding back tony… #eventually the latter two convince tony to leave the restaurant for some fresh air #and and shere khan breaks down and sobs that he just wants his fucking friends back while the rest of the restaurant watches in silence? #idk something to think about

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jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

masochist-incarnate:

swoopingsilver:

jellyfish-rights:

zerofarad:

afabbaeddel:

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

sorry

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

foone:

foone:

foone:

sigh.

My roommate is like “hey can you help us set up a minecraft server for our polycule?” and I’m like “yeah sure no problem” and then she sends the list of minecraft mods she wants, and naturally I have to test it to figure out some compatibility problems, and I get THIS kind of message on launch and I’m just… yeah. sigh.

elwurd:

squeiky:

warped-fungus-on-a-stick:

dash-n-step:

Fellas, if your game has:

  • A Simple Style
  • An Emphasis on Building
  • Esoteric Crafting Recipes
  • A Leveling/Enchanting System
  • Traveling Through Different Dimensions
  • A Meta Narrative
  • And Frog Breeding

Then that’s not your game, that’s Homestuck

WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

Explanation please?

piece by piece:

accidental-homestuck:

connectedwarlock-deactivated202:

randomitemdrop:

postinguntilitransitionnn:

Item: Ring of Magical Denial; please don’t ask how it works in a world where magic is very clearly real

@accidental-homestuck
@possiblehomestuckreference

Accidental homestuck post

lackpassion:

notajerusalemcricket:

zeus-a-mercy:

notajerusalemcricket:

anomalous-heretic:

notajerusalemcricket:

soupsy-daisy:

imaverycatgirl:

spartanlocke:

fairytaleofgears:

yoitscro:

Ship dynamics :-)

no thats. thats literally the homestuck quadrant system

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I’m starting to think it’s just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children’s television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so… the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was “quaint” and “full of charm” and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

lackpassion:

notajerusalemcricket:

zeus-a-mercy:

notajerusalemcricket:

anomalous-heretic:

notajerusalemcricket:

soupsy-daisy:

imaverycatgirl:

spartanlocke:

fairytaleofgears:

yoitscro:

Ship dynamics :-)

no thats. thats literally the homestuck quadrant system

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I’m starting to think it’s just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children’s television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so… the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was “quaint” and “full of charm” and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

oldhsposts:

spamano-stuck:

ethankwolfe:

gaaraofsuburbia:

crying-alone-without-salad:

aqua-twin:

casually0mniscient:

stelera:

jumpingjacktrash:

lordengliish:

kannakurono:

johnkatier:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

shinobiwarrior:

ponpongaygay:

insaneknightmare:

Homestuck

Hetalia.

Naruto.

Korra.

The homestuck fandom has over 1.1 million ships please name me a fandom that has more

I may.

Naruto, haveing 858 characters, (supporting, main, villan, ect,) Has a total pairing combination of 14904014355327162476555290414328719424370128465209622513945548240847934453517987532148538153540680560000064734232283446435089427096149665602683207094084076919437568780781674533990674708553852908863094935934425681787866290855836589989534154069534260902769719177005700713150643170742912223567235767456946909998701714246561169357179794660009372216790712635927908803061483068757053443642328292140398525196245951616698273363942063983865442455468091814841853923197406628460446564578577231324887109364979694973483656067013970418278117444265651463246673600056740864376135532788898566484074712359391719819620226390006681808672718208241770714822933732439310720565548522984043584729897267752370521638075370533586310537591285401411978299062149197718011828543676493608251270910659455861816163839586663800739929111942602252170879317848639815066626069268423494994624712256656800764006924083618292789440318736919989956450388885100494577677227359046085594775826159464156994326712059008200411898532440682019645143888162872496534840053414360829011371341382197001749347773067125463151516101757270551449243805990219063787628122745386098779331417184953541411802153653313952394616555575130883772093666250057443240402551950849226868816714489789910496541429688574585166182747099742256471834589658552207637639962661377426983147653440082047963985381203919376287055656960042865075997942802285209992540074280690592325450547459912432340064404723474682537642453042155553062152161257609838041689124001588004584666505844064756521527467629412489118483447368895281965982832185962135332027885614216230737968557017497845060578576363400418280022372768490591414615098722832599773244521811771479227182744227498528022201217031852503426806952669973497170997422351792858644688160968923410100223999281164522777904218815486835571438106050182763260271202774859181019721314202128358815403704013678664490612692608908463548984227703422501687783158265176454931216194465026708087400038400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 And that’s not ENTIRELY accurate. Now, the number of pairings doesn’t make a series great, its the story itself that makes it great. However, if a shipping war were to break out between Homestuck and Naruto, if we went by the number of possible ships, Naruto would win. By a LANDSLIDE. 

There is 840 Homestuck characters, not including alternate timeline versions of characters, and tricksters, and many others, and that is only listing the characters who have a full wiki page. Not including selfcest, there are an infinite amount of ships, because you can not only ship them in love, but in Homestuck, you can ship them in moiraillegiance, kismesitude, and auspisticeship, which is OT3s. Naruto may have 18 extra characters, but we have four seperate ways we can ship each ship! And for auspisticising, each three of the characters involved can play the part of the auspistice! Homestuck has infinite ways to ship, and sorry, but would beat Naruto.

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i ship homestuck <3< naruto now

I just thought I’d point this out… The number of ships the Naruto fandom claims to have is absurd and clearly a gross miscalculation.

For the sake of my mind, we’re going to assume that in all cases the nature of consent and requisition does not play a factor in the ship, but rather if two characters are together in a certain kind of relationship then that is representative of  that ship as a statistic. We are also going to exclude 3-ways, and only acknowledge P as a variable represented by a number other than 2 when concerning an Auspistic relationship.

If we establish our variables to be {N = the number of characters in a fandom}, {P = the number of participants involved in a particular paring} and {S = the number of romantic ways to ship any characters}, then the formula for calculating the number of ships in a fandom ought to adhere to follows:

((N^P) - N)*S if we chose not to include self-cest (which in this case we will given that Naruto and Homestuck are both prone to some form of duplication shenanigan or another) making our final equation (N^P)S

(858^2)1 = 736,164  This number represents the total number of potential ships within the Naruto fandom where N = 858 and P = 2 and S = 1

Now when we look at Homestuck, the numbers stack up differently because we have to account for all four of the romantic quadrants. Because The Auspistic quadrant will have a different P value than the other three quadrants, it will be calculated separately.

(840^2)(Matespritship)+(840^2)(Moirailegance)+(840^2)(Kismesissitude)+((840^3)-(840*3))(Auspisticism) = 594,818,280

This gives Homestuck just over half a billion potential ships where as Naruto doesn’t even reach one million.

This doesn’t even begin to take into account ships involving quadrant vacillation  which would more than quadruple the number of ships in the Homestuck fandom.

Next time check your basic math before you post.

ouch

reblogging purely because this person went ahead and made a shipping equation and that is just awesome

this is the only math problem i will ever appreciate.



NOW WHAT

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

Date of origin: 2012(?)

candycorn333:

djsckatzen:

charlesoberonn:

vriskserket:

recooperacoon:

coronacalavera:

sevinne:

spazzykat:

THE BEST HOMESTUCK CHARACTER HAS BEEN IMMORTALIZED FOREVER USING MY BAD HABIT OF APPLE CARVING

huzzah! :’U

OH MY GOD

image

I WAS SO EXCITED AND I TRIED SO HARD LEMONS ARE HARD TO CARVE

introducing the new friend

orange

image

we’ve come full circle

im so happy rn

I had to reblog again because

lindleland:

asharomi:

There was actually a really popular book about being pretty close with 12 people. I won’t tell you how it ends, but let’s just say the main character is in a better place now.

killing you

syrupmancer:

thyrell:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

  • Feeds other people his own blood
  • An affinity for crucifixes
  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

he reclaimed them

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

what-the-kenfuckey:

doldoldol:

diaemyung:

crown0615:

vanessakim-vane:

lee-go-eun:

eriwsreve:

ask-feather-dae:

billie-pipers-rotting-flesh:

bloggerserif:

Oh hey it’s back on my dash perfect!  I was just thinking of this the other day!

OHOHOHO wow the Korean alphabet is awesome. The people who designed it were geniuses and were obviously incredibly schooled in the morphology and phonology of their language. HNNGGG

wow

여러분 모두 한국어 쓰세요 한국어 좋음  

한국어, 한글은 보면 맨날쓰는거지만 볼수록,쓸수록 예뻐요..참으로 곱구나’3’♥

ㅇ어머 (감동

짱 이쁜 한국어 쓰세요 여러분

신기하게 가르치는군요 보고 신기했다 

FUN FACT!

IT WASN’T JUST ANY OLD DUDE WHO DECIDED, “HEY I WANT TO CREATE A KOREAN ALPHABET.”

IT WAS KING SEJONG, WHO ORDERED HIS ROYAL SCHOLARS TO CREATE THIS ALPHABET SO READING AND WRITING COULD BE ACCESSIBLE TO EVERYONE, EVEN THE PEASANTS. IT WAS PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO BE EASY TO LEARN.

SO SHOUT OUT TO KING SEJONG, WHO REALIZED BEFORE MANY OTHERS THE IMPORTANCE OF UNIVERSAL LITERACY.

YOU GO KING SEJONG, FOUR FOR YOU KING SEJONG

what-the-kenfuckey:

doldoldol:

diaemyung:

crown0615:

vanessakim-vane:

lee-go-eun:

eriwsreve:

ask-feather-dae:

billie-pipers-rotting-flesh:

bloggerserif:

Oh hey it’s back on my dash perfect!  I was just thinking of this the other day!

OHOHOHO wow the Korean alphabet is awesome. The people who designed it were geniuses and were obviously incredibly schooled in the morphology and phonology of their language. HNNGGG

wow

여러분 모두 한국어 쓰세요 한국어 좋음  

한국어, 한글은 보면 맨날쓰는거지만 볼수록,쓸수록 예뻐요..참으로 곱구나’3’♥

ㅇ어머 (감동

짱 이쁜 한국어 쓰세요 여러분

신기하게 가르치는군요 보고 신기했다 

FUN FACT!

IT WASN’T JUST ANY OLD DUDE WHO DECIDED, “HEY I WANT TO CREATE A KOREAN ALPHABET.”

IT WAS KING SEJONG, WHO ORDERED HIS ROYAL SCHOLARS TO CREATE THIS ALPHABET SO READING AND WRITING COULD BE ACCESSIBLE TO EVERYONE, EVEN THE PEASANTS. IT WAS PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO BE EASY TO LEARN.

SO SHOUT OUT TO KING SEJONG, WHO REALIZED BEFORE MANY OTHERS THE IMPORTANCE OF UNIVERSAL LITERACY.

YOU GO KING SEJONG, FOUR FOR YOU KING SEJONG

dash-n-step:

the english language is truly a wonder

gimmick-thief:

I was gonna steal @i-remove-color-from-posts’s gimmick but then I realized I have no idea how

So instead I recolored them

Enjoy >:)

natalieironside:

When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update

a-little-ray-of-fantasy:

An analysis on how Sir Pentious’ character design represents his personality and development perfectly (beware of Hazbin Hotel spoilers)

Keep reading

incorrectcultofthelambquotes:

gay-way7474:

Called out lmfao

bugshroom:

Izatha peroneanella / green lichen tuft moths have been showing up lately 💚

silicacid:

https://www.instagram.com/careforgaza

silicacid:

The House of Representatives Rules That Anti-Zionism Is Antisemitism


After a more than four-hour hearing of the House Education and Workforce committee, the resolution passed, with only 14 votes against it.


Here Are All the Democrats Who Voted for the “Anti-Zionism Is Antisemitism” Bill

It passed with 311 votes in its favor, 14 against it (13 of them Democrats), and 92 present votes from Democrats.

Just 14 lawmakers voted against the resolution, including Representatives Jamaal Bowman, Cori Bush, Gerald Connolly, Jesús Garcia, Raúl Grijalva, Pramila Jayapal, Summer Lee, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, Delia Ramirez, Bonnie Watson Coleman, and Congress’s only Palestinian representative, Rashida Tlaib. The small Democratic crowd was also joined by one Republican congressman, Representative Thomas Massie.

silicacid:

The House of Representatives Rules That Anti-Zionism Is Antisemitism


After a more than four-hour hearing of the House Education and Workforce committee, the resolution passed, with only 14 votes against it.


Here Are All the Democrats Who Voted for the “Anti-Zionism Is Antisemitism” Bill

It passed with 311 votes in its favor, 14 against it (13 of them Democrats), and 92 present votes from Democrats.

Just 14 lawmakers voted against the resolution, including Representatives Jamaal Bowman, Cori Bush, Gerald Connolly, Jesús Garcia, Raúl Grijalva, Pramila Jayapal, Summer Lee, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, Delia Ramirez, Bonnie Watson Coleman, and Congress’s only Palestinian representative, Rashida Tlaib. The small Democratic crowd was also joined by one Republican congressman, Representative Thomas Massie.

bowecho:

Calls To Action For Palestine - “australian” Toolkit

Dark green, black, white, and red background with a white box in the foreground, centred. In the white box is black text that reads: 'Calls To Action For Palestine “australian” Toolkit bit.ly/action-palestine-aus 
This document is an effort to collectivise calls to action from Palestinian activists and cross-solidarity movements within so-called australia.' In the centre of the text is a QR code of the link to the document mentioned in the graphic.ALT

Institutions within the settler colony of “australia” are becoming fearful of mass mobilisation, cross-coalitions, and resistance against state power and zionism. In response, white supremacy and the elite are systematically clamping down to silence all forms of Palestinian resistance.

This living document is an effort to collectivise calls to action from Palestinian activists and cross-solidarity movements within so-called australia. Also outlined are general advice and grassroots community knowledge to keep each other safe and held.

Now, more than ever, we can not slow down or falter in our solidarity with Palestinian liberation!

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE.

el-shab-hussein:

vague-humanoid:

I like Twitter because I can witness people destroy thier credibility in real-time.


Jesse here went to bat for his buddy joe

Joe here is complaining about being booted from a Jewish organization. As in other Jewish people booted him, that’s who he is saying is silencing him.


But why, you ask. Why booted him.

Cause he has been loosing his shit online with the Islamaphobia




And while where here, let’s talk about space zionism

Convincing all Jewish people to leave the planet is certainly…. a concept.

Very clearly AI-generated with the awfully misspelled repeated “Allah Allah Allah” on the headband, which is not what any resistance headband says.

What did we say about AI being incredibly racist? I’m just wondering who gets attributed the sayi2aat for that atrocity.

gimmick-thief:

yknow what fuck it

crossover episode time

Search: family guy pass the jelly


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gimmick-thief

what show is this

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definitely-not-a-plant:

queer-as-city-folk:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

admittedly my understanding of las vegas may be a bit distorted by only seeing it in movies and also when people complain about it online, but it seems that it’s some kind of city-sized torture device where the spectre of advertising is ritualistically summoned into an orb in the middle of a very hot desert and then it attacks everyone living there all of the time while they gamble to keep their mind off it

doesn’t seem like a real place is all. seems a little heavy handed.

just clicked around on google street view for a minute and had to close it because I saw a parking lot so large it started to bend over the horizon and touched both sides of the panorama

Sun belt urban design is a unique hell on earth and Las Vegas may be the most horrifying example of that kind of settlement.

why is the sun in the middle of the picture

foogriffy:

would you still love me if i was a worm?

definitely-not-a-plant:

jordanbolton:

Slow Dancing by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films Issue 3, available to order on Etsy now!

@strange-and-stupid

just-taking-adam-break:

transamus:

increasingpanic-deactivated2024:

transamus:

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

definitely-not-a-plant:

dr-john09:

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

@strange-and-stupid

melissa-s23:

nardacci-does-art:

twocubes:

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

daily-spooky:

3000s:

3000s:

glass of water is so epic

glass of water is awesome

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Can I charm the scorpion?”

“Can you what?”

“Will the scorpion leave us be if I take it to a romantic dinner?”

“…..*sigh* roll for charisma”

listedbuilding:

“yayy” is such a beautiful word. let’s all cheer forever 🦔