February 2024

genuinelyshallow:

‘This Bitch’

yourlocalnerd07:

everythingfox:

“Chipmunk tasting almonds for the first time”

(via)

1041uuu:

star fragment

jaygrahamns:

bracken doodles from twitter

sayruq:

idontmindifuforgetme:

Good morning. This might be my last message from the city of Rafah. The occupation [Israel] is carrying out crazy fire. Violent belts. As you’re hearing, there are helicopters. Planes and gunfire from the vehicles. There’s a complete invasion of the city.

We don’t know what is going on in Rafah. The place that the occupation [Israel] claimed to be safe. This is happening all of a sudden; the people didn’t go out. They didn’t do anything. More than thirty targets were hit in just minutes. People were asleep. We woke up to the bombing, to the shooting from the helicopters. It was horrifying. Unacceptable.

This might be my last message. Please relay it to the world.

— Hazem, journalist residing in Rafah; 02.11.2024

Rafah was Palestinians’ very last safe zone. There is quite literally nowhere else left to go. And now it’s being bombed with airstrike after airstrike.

assmart:

epic2222:

assmart:

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assmart:

variegated-fairywren:

assmart:

assmart:

assmart:

new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we’ll both die.

there’s no one else to pet her. i’m the only one here to take on this burden

how the fuck did you take THAT photo

you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh

Why is there a camera on your CEILING

it’s a phone.

And why do you have 3 phones?

i’m an aspiring problem.

f4y3w00d5:

the-haiku-bot:

kaine1888:

penguinramen:

fernlom:

a-suspicious-number-of-ducks:

mellointheory:

jonathanrichman:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

im about to lose my shit

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

@mellointheory i’m on the phone with my partner and i read this out loud to them and they said, “is this person gaslighting or lying to you???”

bro. bro. look.

this is sneegsnag wearing his own merch. he has a dog named boomer (hence the dog patch) and he models his online shit after lancer deltarune. he has a youtube channel. he has a criminology degree. he speedruns fnaf: sb. he has a twitter.

this is his profile picture on twitch. please. do a single google search. search his name on any site. he’s literally fucking real. here is a screenshot from one of his streams

he literally exists. there’s fanart of him on tumblr and on twitter. why would i waste my time gaslighting people into believe he exists. the entire reason this post blew up is people laughign at someone believing sneegsnag was made up. half of the entertainment in this post comes from people still believing sneegsnag is made up.

hey op i made art of your OC!! ^w^ I love his design it’s super creative :DDD

holy crap he’s real

Sneegsnag has offered you a fist bump and a french fry. Will you accept?

Sneegsnag has offered

you a fist bump and a french

fry. Will you accept?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Dude this guy’s fucking epic he uploaded a video called ‘Presidential Yaoi’-

a-sentient-cup:

dmcfadzean:

dakotamcfadzean:

crunch munch

Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.


#comics #dailycomics #comicstrips #skulls #birds

@official-megumin @icannotgetoverbirds

running-with-toast:

captain-price-unofficially:

sea-salted-wolverine:

vzm:

recuperationdisliker:

vzm:

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

it is literally one of the most normal things

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

Water as a molecule has SO many absolutely bonkers properties that no other substance has and it’s that combo that makes life as we know it possible in this universe. that shit IS crazy.

Solid water floats in liquid water. that’s not normal. It expands and arranges a repeating lattice structure that creates a crystal which isn’t super strange but it drops in density by 11% which is. It’s polarized. It dissolves EVERYTHING. The latent heat properties are insane. the emergent properties are also insane. the nitrogen cycle takes a whole bunch of effort and enzymatic processing, but the water cycle runs off the sun and the chill of space.

Just because you are a bunch of squishy bags of complicated water, doesn’t make that a normal thing to be. the vast majority of the universe does not have that. water is very VERY special.

cannibalchicken:

blachernaepalace:

blachernaepalace:

“nooooo you cant compare other genocides to the holocaust” unfortunately for you we all exist in the mortifying context of history and jews arent magic space aliens whose history is wholly disconnected from every other group on the planet

like if we truly grapple with the fact that horrific genocides are a core part of modern history and not an aberration caused by Crazy People we can start to unravel the apocalyptic white supremacist nightmare we are currently in

the value system that dictates that entire groups of people can be treated like cattle, murdered, raped, torturted and experimented on is the same value system we have in place in modern liberal democracies that values property over people and which, if not stopped, will very soon turn our planet into an unliveable hellscape

the holocaust is as much a part of it as is the armenian genocide, as is the congo genocide, as is the namibian genocide, just to name a few

literally21:

Harm Happening Around the World

Please note that there are actually more humanity crisis situations happening about the world.

i-annoy-transphobes:

official-lucifers-child:

sharkbutthoohaahaa:

cardinalfeng:

kulvefaggoth:

littlegoldfinchh:

littlegoldfinchh:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

rimebane:

How to train your bracken!

acestories:

cat-with-no-name:

kim-poce:

elenna1243:

kim-poce:

thehadeaneon:

kim-poce:

kim-poce:

I’ll eat lemons for the first time today

two lemonsALT

Highest point of my month was to eat a lemon

Last month activity graph with spike on 18/DecALT

this website isn’t normal

what’s wrong with these fucked up creatures

[ID: drawing of the lemons in the first photo. In the first photo, the lemons are on a glass table and it is possible to see chair legs through it. In this drawing, the lemons have black legs where the chair legs used to be. They have their backs on each other and have goofy eyes. End.ID]

They look so silly.

Hey Kim you sure about that? :)

ELENNA NO

hey remember this? :3

Now we gotta get to 10k

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

transhuman-priestess:

ratking-usurper:

xenasaur-archive-deactivated202:

transhuman-priestess:

Ban chromebooks

seriously they fucking suck and are useless

Chromeboks are the safety scissors of laptops. Like they look the part and you give them to kids, but they serve absolutely no real function if you need them for anything more than distracting a kindergartener.

Also the way they’re being put into schools seems anticompetitive

Not to mention planned obsolescence with their operating system only being maintained for certain models up to a couple years. Not to mention needing google admin workspace to properly manage them as a fleet… not to mention needing enterprise licensing to do things like run state testing software… not to mention that most companies sell a windows version of their netbooks/chromebook lines like dell with 3120 models… as a sysadmin it’s been the biggest pain in my ass bc the school I contract for has some legacy chromebooks that run outdated chrome and people are constantly expecting me to get shit to work on them that never will happen. No you can’t run this test software on it, the chromeOS version is out of date and I don’t own the company that makes the test software. Fuck chromebooks, netbooks are cool and I really like long battery life with a lightweight linux distro. chromeboxtech can help you open the bootloader so you can install things like galliumOS for that experience if you have old chromebooks laying around.

voluptatiscausa:

eternal-fractal:

bovineblogger:

bovineblogger:

i regularly google “notable bovines” and other such terms

“oh its probably like a hundre-HUH.”

soon-palestine:

The British Home Office refused to grant a visa to a Palestinian refugee even though she had received a full scholarship to study for a doctorate at the London School of Economics. It claimed a visa would “harm the public interest.” No further explanation.

kira-serialfaggot:

offtovisityourmother:

sourdieseldyke:

sera-cb:

guerrillatech:

Casual reminder that The Washington Post is owned by Nash Holdings, which is controlled by good ol’ Jeffery Bezos.

Was going to keep this in the tags BUT I think it’s important people understand that sturgeon caviar is only a luxury in the first place because of colonization. Anishanabae and other Great Lakes area tribes (and I’m sure more I’m just speaking where I am from) have been fishing Sturgeon for literally thousands of years. Besides consuming the fish eggs and meat we also made glue from its bladder, bags from its skin and used the oil from the fish as well. Sturgeon is important to many of our tribes traditionally and spiritually. So much so we even have Clans in honor of the Sturgeon. Than European settler-colonizers showed up and like they decimated Buffalo populations to starve Natives they did similarly with Sturgeon. When they pushed our people onto reservations they also created laws and legislation to keep us from fishing and hunting in our own ancestral lands. Than they built fisheries and Damns, destroying habitats and overfishing sturgeon to near extinction.

a lot of people in the notes are saying “this is the opposite of what happened with Lobster” so I wanted to point out that no it is actually exactly what happened to lobster.

Why would it even be a bad thing for it to stop being a luxury good? Everyone deserves delicious things

Because the rich don’t like to give up control. It’s why they’ll shop at stores that sell regular ass t shirts but cost like 40 bucks a shirt. Because they need to lord their wealth and status

mchiti:

There’s a super famous singing festival in italy that airs for a week every year. This year, one of the singers, Ghali, did some very remarkable things on that stage. Ghali was born in Italy from Tunisian parents, his career has been going on for a while, but this was his first time on that stage.

He made a song where he references Palestine where he sings: “how can you say everything is fine down here, where in order to trace borders with imaginary lines you bomb an hospital, for a piece of land or for a piece of bread there is no peace” . He also did a medley, singing also in arabic for the first time in the history of the festival.

Last night, during the final, he ended his performance asking to stop the genocide!” I don’t have to tell you that there’s absolutely nothing pro-Palestine on italian media… and he used the biggest stage he could use to say that.

Today on a tv programme he was accused by the Isra*li ambassador of spreading hate and violence, to which he replied with those words in the following video (credits to the person who translated it here):

The italian TV broadcaster quickly posted a press release to distance themselves from this speech and to reiterate their whole support to Isr*el lol Towards the end of this tv programme, a few hours after Ghali said what you can hear in this video, they read the press release out loud. This is how Isra*li propaganda works everywhere, thanks to the complicity of our governments.

Just want to post about him because he really risked it all and I appreciate him incredibly for everything he did…if only everyone could do the same. And fuck italy and its fascist government.

mightywaddles:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

latinotiktok:

For a second I was like “why doesn’t that train have a steering wheel??” and then I felt VERY stupid

No no you’re right I think they should have a steering wheel but not connected to anything, just a treat for the driver

Tumblr Code.

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

arabian-batboy:

fairuzfan:

Find a protest near you here: https://samidoun.net/2023/12/calendar-of-resistance-for-palestine-2024/

Donate or join Palestine action here: PALESTINE ACTION

autisticshadowthehedgehog:

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik’s kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he’s literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

🎛 420zone Follow

A screenshot from "It's Always Sunny in Station Square," in which a character says, "Everybody's dying, bitch, let's get you some fruit." The text has been replaced with "Everybody's a war criminal, bitch, let's get you some fruit."   [Edited into the photo are a chao, a pink wisp, and a missing poster for Fang the Hunter.]ALT

📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN’T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

Sonic faceplanting on the ground.ALT

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you’re not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like “are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life”

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like “oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today”

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like “chao chao chao chao chao”

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn’t know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

⏭️ drowningmusic Follow

An edit of the "god i wish that were me" meme, so that a random Sonic IDW character has replaced the profile imageALT

paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op’s chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP’S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it’s traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that’s what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

“infinite chaos emeralds” that’s called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

603,573 notes

🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

[A screenshot from "Sonic Adventure" of Big the Cat holding up a fish.]ALT

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

950,420 notes

🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent’s a little tight this month :( If we’ve ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog’s demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it’s fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

yeah. move over gayboy i’m boutta be shadow’s new dad

856,301 notes

🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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🤡 clownfinite Follow

tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

Sonic the Hedgehog screaming in pain.ALT

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🔷 sonicinthewild

Sonic the Hedgehog screaming in pain.ALT

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow

the virgin tweeter “if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word ‘cream’ you get obliterated off the site” vs this chad site of “i want to put knuckles back in a microwave”

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow

ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

sanicALT

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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

why does tails look like he’s always about to say “it fucken WIMDY”

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it’s hilarious every time. He’s quite the fan of memes, and it’s nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles “Tails” Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR–

🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow

do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it’s in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn’t eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman’s until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles “Tails” Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what’s not clicking

speakingofdoorknobs:

catchymemes:

babblingbranches:

It’s still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with “If I had a nickel for everytime […]”, odds are their brain auto fills with “I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice,” rather than “I’d be rich,” or “I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]”. Y'know, what the idiom originally was

star-mom-selkie:

revretch:

They just discovered a new kind of organism that isn’t a virus or bacterium

big day for small things

finally-figured-it-out:

meattforbrains:

!!!!!!!!!

this post caused me to accidentally make a standalone post instead of a reblog with zero context. Thanks

tiniest-headcrab-art:

Redraw of this sketch :)

closeups?

finally-figured-it-out:

Hello portal fandom. I’ve always been weird. It’s your problem now

telltaletypist:

motch-ey:

a team of the most skilled writers in the country couldn’t achieve the same visceral reaction to anything that this clip got out of me the first time i saw it

:

there’s nothing wrong with being a man and wanting to sleep with men and not date them. it doesn’t make you proof queer men are sex-crazed. there’s nothing wrong with being a woman and wanting to sleep with women and not date them. it doesn’t make you proof queer women are predatory. being alloaro doesn’t make you a derogatory stereotype. you deserve respect, no matter what

everythingfox:

The bell

viralfrog:

kaijutegu:

stsebastiens:

finding out there’s a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

It was stupid good. So good in fact that the bbc filmed a version and put it on dvd when it debuted. I bought that dvd after I saw the show and put it up on the Internet Archive. The audio is not great but the dancing is spectacular. Ever see a pas de deux around an anatomical dissection? You will.

gemma-antiqua:

Iranian gold earrings, dated to the 11th century CE. Source: Khalili Collections.

demilypyro:

Me at the function

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

enginaero:

cloysterbell:

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

Good news:

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

fbatcat:

Saint my beloved I love you saint my baby my son sainr saint <3333

muddygoblins:

goblingrandma:

muddygoblins:

When there is mud you may tromp and when there is dirt you may stomp there is no wrong answer

May I

Dig?

You may dig on All terrains

doodledoodlesdoodles:

this was mostly an excuse to draw kirby bosses

hiro-doodlez:

Btw, on valentines day im holding everyone under the arospec and acespecs hands and we’re all gonna sit in the circle and infodump while drinking hot cocoa and eating chicken noodle soup

argumate:

afloweroutofstone:

torn between how many lives could have been saved by someone pinning a scrawny nerd to the mat and the thought of whether Burmese people can’t resist killing their neighbours unless a content moderator in San Francisco tells them not to

tiefling-queer:

chillyfeetsteak:

chillyfeetsteak:

i disrespect the grind

theartistocraticelite-deactivat: