I’d like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao
And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”
thinking about this one horrible american propaganda videogame, “america’s army”, where in multiplayer no matter what side you were on you would see yourself and your allies as the us military, and the opposing team as “terrorists”, but they would see your team as the “terrorists” and themselves as the us army. its probably the most accidental social commentary i’ve ever seen.
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The sentence “you can’t be talking like that, white baby” has permanently ruined my relationship with my cats bc I can’t stop saying it any time one of them meows at me.
Btw, on valentines day im holding everyone under the arospec and acespecs hands and we’re all gonna sit in the circle and infodump while drinking hot cocoa and eating chicken noodle soup
everyone in palestine is disabled btw. if not by physical disability then by debilitating trauma that WILL develop into ptsd (bc lbr they’re not even in the POST traumatic event stage. they’re suffering complex trauma that WILL Cause ptsd or Cptsd). this is a disabled rights issue. if they werent disabled before they are now! theres also so many palestinians with pre existing disabilities who have to go without treatment, meds, mobility aids, support… there are autistic palestinians as well! and palestinians with down syndrome! and palestinians with bipolar, schizophrenia, etc who probably haven’t had access to meds in MONTHS. imagine having untreated schizophrenia and being in an active war zone
there are palestinians who were disabled before the genocide, there are palestinians who became disabled during, and more are to come if something is not done and thats just the physical conditions. this is a human issue, a feminist issue, a disabled issue. everyone should be mad
“You wouldn’t bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven.”
It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn’t enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you’re also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.
A Japanese court this week approved a transgender man’s legal gender change without first requiring sterilization, marking a major step forward for trans rights in the country.
Takakito Usui, 50, won recognition of his gender before the Okayama Family Court’s Tsuyama branch on Wednesday. “I want to thank my family. I feel a new life is beginning,” Usui, a farmer living in the rural Yamagata Prefecture, said at a press conference on Wednesday following the ruling.
Usui previously petitioned to change his legal gender in 2016, the paper noted, but was rejected because he had not been medically sterilized, as was then required under Japanese law. In October, Japan’s Supreme Court struck down the 2003 statute requiring trans people to be sterilized before obtaining legal recognition.
ways that you can support Palestine, other than donating. (from a high school student!) remember that anything counts.
1.) TALK ABOUT IT!! silence kills. Reblog as many things as you can, share posts with friends, post on your stories and accounts. if you’re in a safe enough environment, talk about it with family. do not stop talking about Palestine and the genocide isreal is committing.
2.) educate yourself—read up on what’s going on, why it’s happening. learn about what israel and the IDF are doing, listen to the stories Palestinians are telling. They’re begging to be heard, and you have the power to listen to them.
has everyone gotten their knee-jerk reactions to palworld out. can i throw my two cents in
speaking as both an artist and a game dev student, the fact that people were so quick to jump to pocket pair’s (the company behind palworld) defense in regards to ripping off pokemon was highly concerning. even though there is evidence that they have literally ripped at least one model from pokemon directly.
and there is also no denying they have taken at least some “inspiration” regarding their other designs.
and a lot of people may go “there’s no problem, they’re ripping off nintendo who is a huge company”. well, if they can get away with ripping off nintendo, what happens when they start ripping off smaller companies?
at first glance, what game do you think this is? nope, it’s not actually hollow knight. this is pocket pair’s upcoming game “never grave: the with and the curse”. hollow knight was made by only three people. that is a far cry from nintendo’s massive company.
and although usage of ai generation may not be used in palworld, the company its from is no stranger to using ai art for their other games.
palworld exists as a novelty, haha funny pokemon game but with guns. but the moment you look into it, the company its from does some shady things. personally i would not want to support a company like it
You also forgot the part where Pocket Pair plagiarized fan pokemon designs with no compensation or credit.
That Mega Delphox was originally drawn by an artist by the name of pyroaura98 (their DA is down so here’s a repost, as unfortunate as I had to do this: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/320037117242282149/)
The CEO of Pocket Pair also a big cryptobro, proudly announcing himself to be the founder of Coincheck, a japanese cryptocoin service.
(the name Takuro Mizobe isn’t listed on the wikipedia article, which, after some research, appears to be due to him leaving the company to start his game dev studio)
Here he is on an official company document listed along the currently documented founders.
shapeshifting is obviously the best super powe its not even close. want to fly? shape shift into a bird. breather under water? shape shift into a fish. turn invisible? shapeshift into a guy thats invisible. the possibilities are endless
I’m part of the @cartoonistcoop and participating in the esims for Gaza initiative!! offering up a choice of a merch bundle ✨ or of a custom ink sketch!! E-Sims are really important ways for folks to stay connected, and this is one concrete way to help!
sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.
caincore
okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore
oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.
i think cocaine abuse qualifies for “rock that hurts you and fucks up your vibe”
Is cocaine a rock? I know it’s referred to like that, but like physically, would it meet the qualifications for a rock? Isn’t it more like a spice?
Salt is a spice and a rock
Yeah, but isn’t cocaine derived from a plant like pepper corns?
if gender is what’s in my pants then my gender is YOUR MOM lol anyway yeah I heard you’re nonbinary do you have a penis. are you girl agender or boy agender. are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary. you have multiple genders but like are you more girl or boy. ok you’re neither but are you more boy or girl. no haha I get it like no gender lol but seriously do you have a penis. is it a boy penis or a girl penis. it’s honestly really weird that you don’t want to answer this question honestly I’m just going to assume you have a dangerous male penis and tell all my friends that you’re a bad person
some of you people only think “agab is private and you don’t have to share it” ONLY because you are under the assumptions that transfem = amab and transmasc = afab and that anyone who falls outside of those distinctions will be easy for you to clock. it is irrelevant to you because you think you can always tell and that much is deeply and blatantly obvious
ALT
important tag addition via @storm-of-feathers that I wanted to add to the post proper because it highlights another perspective that I didn’t touch on initially!
“It’s necessary for Palestinians to die because otherwise Israelis would never be able to exterminate Hamas!” “Iraqi citizens had to die because the US had to retaliate for the Iran-backed drone attack!” When will you learn that Arab people are not just collateral fucking damage. When will you learn they are not a means to an end. When will you stop dehumanizing Arab people in your endless attempts to justify the mindless slaughter that has been taking place for years, but which has intensified beyond belief the last four months. Why do you need to be told to treat Arab people like they’re human. Why do you need to be told this. Why do you need to be told.
Palestinian landmarks have been completely demolished in the name of exterminating Hamas. Thousands upon thousands of Palestinians have been killed in ways so brutal that some on-site journalists have admitted that they couldn’t bring themselves to press down on the camera. Children and women are living in famine, in sickness, in agony every day. How could you look at all that and use the same tired excuse of “Well we have to take care of Hamas!!” like why are you so anti-Arab racist that it causes you to be out of touch with your own humanity? How do you have it in your heart to see innocent citizens murdered as nothing but collateral damage? How would you react if it were your family that was genocided? How would you react if it were you?
Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks
There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that
Both major UK political parties and the British media are complicit in this.
Rishi Sunak mocked trans people in Parliament in front of the grieving mother of a murdered trans girl.
Keir Starmer hand-waved the transphobic hatred behind the murder aside and used the mother to pledge more mental health support for teens.
Sky News sought out transphobes for their VoxPop regarding whether trans people should be allowed to take part in park runs. They couldn’t find anyone who said trans people should be excluded but they ran with ‘Park Run CONTROVERSY’ as their editorial line.
A Japanese court this week approved a transgender man’s legal gender change without first requiring sterilization, marking a major step forward for trans rights in the country.
Takakito Usui, 50, won recognition of his gender before the Okayama Family Court’s Tsuyama branch on Wednesday. “I want to thank my family. I feel a new life is beginning,” Usui, a farmer living in the rural Yamagata Prefecture, said at a press conference on Wednesday following the ruling.
Usui previously petitioned to change his legal gender in 2016, the paper noted, but was rejected because he had not been medically sterilized, as was then required under Japanese law. In October, Japan’s Supreme Court struck down the 2003 statute requiring trans people to be sterilized before obtaining legal recognition.
Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don’t get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault
You need to update your sources
Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn’t exists anymore
do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?
Why would a potato and an onion be friends?
they grew up together! they’re from the same neighborhood!! (underground)