February 2024

susanontherocks:

jaubaius:

Sleeping in a concert

Source

I had a music historian tell me once that that was the whole point of that part of the music.

papasun-deactivated20240318:

lots of stuff going on

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

anartistwithamask:

the-questionable-gender:

the-haiku-bot:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

If you scroll past this

I am going to assume

your name is Ashley.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@actuallynickels

AGAHAHHAJVPJVVOH

anarchistmemecollective:

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

I don’t actually think that contacting your representatives (or protesting, or any other political strategy) is guaranteed to always be useless, and I think that that’s just as ideological (i.e., not materialist) a view as believing that any these things automatically possess some spectral power or something.

However I wish that people recommending contacting reps or protesting would give some indication of what their desired strategy with these things is.

Many people have taken on a liberal view of politics wherein everything takes place in the realm of the theatrical, the representational, the symbolic, the realm of imagery and vibes or of emotional catharsis, or the realm of speech / discourse.

A protest is an expression of an opinion. A “demand” is an expression of a desire. To “demand” something is to shew that you want it; to “protest” something is to shew that you do not want it.

The mechanism by which these expressions of popular desire are supposed to work on the realm of politics is unclear. Why should capital, or the military, or the police, or the state, care what the people want? Are we to believe that an expression of popular desire can have some overwhelming, supernatural, tidal power of its own? Are we supposed to believe that politicians and capitalists will be overcome with sympathy for the plight of the people and decide to change their minds? History tells us that this will not happen.

In fact an expression of desire is only the first part of a sound political strategy. The desire needs to be 1. specific, actionable, and delivered to bodies with the power to act on it; and 2. accompanied by a threat. Here is what we want; here is what we will do if we do not get what we want. The point of a protest (a “demonstration” of popular will) is to give an indication of how many people are willing to actively, physically intervene in the mechanisms of capital if they don’t get what they want.

Take a strike for instance. There is an expression of desire (for pay raises, vacation time, improvement of safety standards, &c.), and there is a threat (if you don’t give these things to us, we will stop work and shut down your operation). The threat is likely to be effective because it stops the capitalist from getting what they want if carried out.

Take a boycott (say, Puma). There is an expression of desire (we want you to stop sponsoring Israel’s football team) and there is a threat (if you don’t, we will not buy your products and will take other actions to prevent other people from buying your products). This is why BDS works—boycotts are undertaken not as an organic expression of moral outrage (though they can certainly start with moral outrage), but precisely because and to the precise degree that they work. They work by threatening to deny the capitalist what they want, and by having the necessary infrastructure to follow through (e.g. alternate transportation during the Montgomery Bus Boycotts; strike funds that allow striking workers to, you know, strike).

Now think of contacting representatives. This can only work if there’s an expression of desire, and a threat. The threat could be, I will not vote for you in x election unless you vote this way in this bill. The threat could be, we will flood all of your lines to such an extent that usual business cannot be carried out. The threat could be, we will demonstrate outside of your offices, at your appearances and speeches, outside your home, and wherever we see you in public such that your life as usual cannot be carried out.

Take a protest. The expression of desire (the people in the streets, the signs, the chants) is part of it. The threat, the demonstration of popular power, should be another. If you don’t give us what we want, we will shut down transportation, we will shut down shopping, we will render business as usual impossible. Think of the phrase “a protest without disruption is a parade.”

We do these things not because they feel good or cathartic, not because self-expression is an end in itself, not because we are good people if we do them, or for any other symbolic reason. We should do things to the degree that they are effective in achieving the outcome we want. An expression or representation of desire is exactly nothing. You have to take actions that are in some way geared towards forcing people to accede to your desires.

(Also even the demand-threat model of changing institutions’ behaviours is only one strategy among many that are necessary. I’m not saying that this is sufficient to institute full communism or anything—just that this is the bare minimum necessary for these particular strategies to be, well, strategic, in the slightest)

a petition is a threat of protest

a protest is a threat of riot

a riot is a threat of revolution

a revolution is a threat of change

anarchistmemecollective:

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

I don’t actually think that contacting your representatives (or protesting, or any other political strategy) is guaranteed to always be useless, and I think that that’s just as ideological (i.e., not materialist) a view as believing that any these things automatically possess some spectral power or something.

However I wish that people recommending contacting reps or protesting would give some indication of what their desired strategy with these things is.

Many people have taken on a liberal view of politics wherein everything takes place in the realm of the theatrical, the representational, the symbolic, the realm of imagery and vibes or of emotional catharsis, or the realm of speech / discourse.

A protest is an expression of an opinion. A “demand” is an expression of a desire. To “demand” something is to shew that you want it; to “protest” something is to shew that you do not want it.

The mechanism by which these expressions of popular desire are supposed to work on the realm of politics is unclear. Why should capital, or the military, or the police, or the state, care what the people want? Are we to believe that an expression of popular desire can have some overwhelming, supernatural, tidal power of its own? Are we supposed to believe that politicians and capitalists will be overcome with sympathy for the plight of the people and decide to change their minds? History tells us that this will not happen.

In fact an expression of desire is only the first part of a sound political strategy. The desire needs to be 1. specific, actionable, and delivered to bodies with the power to act on it; and 2. accompanied by a threat. Here is what we want; here is what we will do if we do not get what we want. The point of a protest (a “demonstration” of popular will) is to give an indication of how many people are willing to actively, physically intervene in the mechanisms of capital if they don’t get what they want.

Take a strike for instance. There is an expression of desire (for pay raises, vacation time, improvement of safety standards, &c.), and there is a threat (if you don’t give these things to us, we will stop work and shut down your operation). The threat is likely to be effective because it stops the capitalist from getting what they want if carried out.

Take a boycott (say, Puma). There is an expression of desire (we want you to stop sponsoring Israel’s football team) and there is a threat (if you don’t, we will not buy your products and will take other actions to prevent other people from buying your products). This is why BDS works—boycotts are undertaken not as an organic expression of moral outrage (though they can certainly start with moral outrage), but precisely because and to the precise degree that they work. They work by threatening to deny the capitalist what they want, and by having the necessary infrastructure to follow through (e.g. alternate transportation during the Montgomery Bus Boycotts; strike funds that allow striking workers to, you know, strike).

Now think of contacting representatives. This can only work if there’s an expression of desire, and a threat. The threat could be, I will not vote for you in x election unless you vote this way in this bill. The threat could be, we will flood all of your lines to such an extent that usual business cannot be carried out. The threat could be, we will demonstrate outside of your offices, at your appearances and speeches, outside your home, and wherever we see you in public such that your life as usual cannot be carried out.

Take a protest. The expression of desire (the people in the streets, the signs, the chants) is part of it. The threat, the demonstration of popular power, should be another. If you don’t give us what we want, we will shut down transportation, we will shut down shopping, we will render business as usual impossible. Think of the phrase “a protest without disruption is a parade.”

We do these things not because they feel good or cathartic, not because self-expression is an end in itself, not because we are good people if we do them, or for any other symbolic reason. We should do things to the degree that they are effective in achieving the outcome we want. An expression or representation of desire is exactly nothing. You have to take actions that are in some way geared towards forcing people to accede to your desires.

(Also even the demand-threat model of changing institutions’ behaviours is only one strategy among many that are necessary. I’m not saying that this is sufficient to institute full communism or anything—just that this is the bare minimum necessary for these particular strategies to be, well, strategic, in the slightest)

a petition is a threat of protest

a protest is a threat of riot

a riot is a threat of revolution

a revolution is a threat of change

intolerable-sushi:

galaxywarp:

galaxywarp:

SHE STOLE MY BLUEBERRY!!!!

She isn’t even eating it she’s just touching it gently

“Gentle touch” colored pencil, marker, 2023

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

jabberwockypie:

boreal-sea:

“Biden is funding a literal genocide!”

Yeah - and so will Trump. Like, if you don’t vote for Biden, Trump will win, and he will continue to send aid to Israel - in fact, he will likely send MORE aid to Israel. That’s the reality of the world we live in.

And, to be honest, any US president will support Israel. Because the USA is Israel’s ally. That’s how foreign policy works.

So who do you prefer?

Biden, who has helped lgbtq rights, reproductive rights, infrastructure, the environment, lowered medication costs, supported unions, and done MANY good, progressive things,

Or Trump, who we already know is awful. Who we already know will destroy any human rights Biden managed to gain. Who will not help the environment. Who will not help trans people, or immigrants, or women.

Because those are your two choices. And if you think they’re the same, you are dangerous to all marginalized people.

There has never been a point in any of our lifetimes where the US wasn’t contributing to some atrocity or war crime or SOMETHING somewhere in the world. There just hasn’t been.

The president isn’t a king, and can’t unilaterally impose his will on the country. There is not - and will never be - a candidate who can just wave their hand and only make the Good and Morally Pure Things you want to happen happen. That is not the system we have.

But things can get better, and things can get so much worse.

There is no scenario where refusing to vote and letting Trump win causes FEWER marginalized people to die.

charlottan:

nincomments:

girlfictions:

Please read this interview of a pediatrician working in a Gazan hospital.

unluckyshinyhunter:

kiwinatorwaffles:

baldsuma part 2: the sequel nobody asked for

I thought this was about twitter

apollos-olives:

i really don’t wanna hear shit about “palestinians oppress the christians living there” because not only is your islamophobia inherently irrational but y'all act as if the israeli zionist settlers treat the christians better. here’s a video of a settler spitting on and harassing a christian clergyman, since y'all wanna act like israel actually gives a fuck about people practicing their religion openly and safely.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Eye On Palestine (@eye.on.palestine)

don’t take this opportunity to be antisemitic in my notes either. just because the settler is jewish does not mean all jewish people act like this, so if you’re here to be antisemitic, you can fuck right off my blog.

i’m posting about this because i want to show people what zionism does to you. believing and supporting an ethnostate where anyone different than you is treated “less than” is horrific. zionism makes white settlers believe they are better and higher than those who are unlike them. zionism is a disease that only brings hatred into people’s hearts.

palestine is the birthplace of both christianity and judaism. christians have every right to be on that land as much as jews and muslims do, since it is the birthplace of jesus. palestinian christians are constantly erased from palestinian representation because israel constantly churns out propaganda about palestinians, implying that we are all muslims, and therefore inherently oppressive to anyone unlike us, when it most definitely is the opposite. zionism is an inherently oppressive ideology that thrives on apartheid, oppression, and genocide. zionism abuses the beautiful religion of judaism and uses it as an excuse to commit crimes against humanity. is that not antisemitic in itself? to twist judaism and jewish culture to create excuses in order to act more superior than those who are not like you? it’s all horrible. zionism is an awful and horrific disease.

agentleem:

ash-the-tiefling:

ash-the-tiefling:

people make a dnd character, there will be multiple posts for stats and class and race

DND CLASS?

fighter (nerd)

Wizard (correct)

Sorcerer (also correct)

rouge (also correct)

ranger (why)

barbarian (good choice)

monk (idk what to put here i never played monk)

bard

paladin

cleric

warlock

and druid or artificer (if this one wins im doing a coin flip)

See Results

@akronus-the-redeemed @f4y3w00d5 @gobodegoblin make sure to reblog so we can get more input on what class this character is

@agentldiddy summon the xmutuals

I’m getting around to doing this now

(Also sorry my x-mutual ing annoys you I’ll try to leave you out in the future)

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS! VOTE

@ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @chatwhat more to come

agentleem:

moku-and-his-madness:

todoroklee:

I’m sick and tired of being a fat depressed bitch and not doing anything about it, so if this post gets:

100 likes I’ll workout daily

150 I won’t be negative about myself

200 I’ll stop worrying so much about my body

250 I’ll try to be nicer

FUCKING BLOWING THIS UP

babes youll get more than 250

@agentldiddy @cozy-kitty-corner @be-gentle-with-littluns @wiblursaystuff @goosebeing @mayhem-moth @felixisfruity

an x-mutualioo from me to you, everyone likey post

@ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @turbojawdo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @peanutbutter-and-jellie (ill keep this x-mutualing short since I got a few more of these to do rn)

Thing thang


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homeofhousechickens:

homeofhousechickens:

homeofhousechickens:

I hate when youtubers go tehee I’m having chocolate cravings lets make homemade chocolate because they are like here are these fancy cacao beans I have imported I am now fermenting them and going through the process of drying/processing when if you have a chocolate craving at home with no chocolate all you gotta do it’s mix butter, sugar, and coco powder together, I know damn well most of yall are like me and not in the tex bracket to be importing freaking cocoa beans lmao

How Dezi makes chocolate at home to combat chocolate cravings

1 whole stick of butter (this is your base)

Powdered sugar or normal sugar. Powdered sugar will give a smoother consistency and you can use less.

You if you just mix those two ingredients above and add a bit of vanilla congrats you have just made vanilla buttercream icing lol

Now adding the coco powder really thickens it up and like the sugar you can play with how much you want to add. Adding a lot will give a more dark chocolate flavor

Now notice beyond the butter I gave no measurements lol that’s because I just eyeball it 🤣 because the ingredients even if you mess it up will still taste good and enjoyable

If you want it to firm up and possibly put it into a candy mold I suggest adding a bit of coconut oil and sticking it in the fridge for as long as you can stand.

Things to keep in mind-

You gotta mix mix mix, I just use a fork or spoon but make sure you mix everything together, mixing less or more will change the consistency so pay attention to what your looking for. It you want something less fluffy mix less if more fluffy mix more.

It won’t taste like hersheys they actually add an acid to the chocolate that gives it that sour milk flavor, but it’s still tasty chocolate.

It will easily melt so you should keep it in the fridge when you arent eating it

Have fun, the ingredients to make it are easy to find and can be quite cheap, using cheap butter isn’t going to ruin it.

If you want to make something you can add to a drink or pour over ice cream (not put into molds) instead of butter you can use a can of sweetened condensed milk instead

Hope you enjoyed this crash course into curing your chocolate cravings in the middle of the night

Some people seemed dubious that this will make chocolate. Here are my ugly strawberry shaped chocolates. I never used this mold for anything before so I wasn’t sure how they would turn out but they are tasty. I could have mixed it longer but I was impatient.

Like these are chocolates, they are solid, and they melt when exposed to heat. They taste like chocolate, look like chocolate, it’s chocolate 🍫

opencommunion:

EMERGENCY PROTESTS FOR RAFAH

CANADA
Feb 12
Edmonton - 4:30 PM
Montreal - 5 PM
Ottawa - 4:30 PM
Toronto - 5:30 PM
Vancouver - 5:30 PM

Feb 13
Montreal - 5:30 PM

UNITED STATES
Feb 12
Austin - 5 PM
Baltimore - 7 PM
Chicago - 4:30 PM
Cleveland - 5:30 PM
Las Vegas - 6 PM
Little Rock - 5:30 PM
Los Angeles - 3 PM
New York - 4 PM
Seattle - 6 PM
Washington DC - 6:30 PM

Feb 13
Amherst - 12 PM
Atlanta - 7 PM
Hartford - 5:15 PM
Houston - 4 PM
Philadelphia - 5:30 PM
Pittsburgh - 5 PM
Salt Lake City - 6 PM
San Francisco - 5:30 PM

I’m sure more will be announced in the next few hours, please add any you see!!

i-am-a-fish:

the-disemvoweler:

i-am-a-fish:

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don’t have any statistics to back it up, I’m just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I’ve been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

kp tlkng bt hw g m bt dn’t hv n sttstcs t bck t p, ’m jst hpng thr f kp tlkng bt hw g m vntll smthng wll hppn, ’ve bn mnfstng fllng n lv fr th pst 5 yrs

I’m laying here crying on the floor and you take away my vowels too

henryashtran:

sgtsoppy:

how do I make it stop saying this.

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

laurellament:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

technofeudalism:

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

good.

“We keep making our service worse, cancelling shows before their time, hiking up the prices, and generally ruining what once was a decent product–piracy keeps wining somehow. 🤷”

It’s a real mystery alright

the-haiku-bot:

foone:

PRO OR ANTI SHIP DNI

IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A SHIP IS, DNI

NO BOATS

FUCK YOU IF YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND. YOU STAY THERE OR YOU TAKE A PLANE

FUCK YOU IF YOU LIVE

ON AN ISLAND. YOU STAY THERE

OR YOU TAKE A PLANE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

those transmission pylons are like a beautiful bunch of vaginas to me

valtsv:

valtsv:

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get that pylon pussy

MY PESISXCZVXCBCBZCXBZCXXZCZX

depsidase:

sermna:

“I can’t believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!”

  1. [one possible interpretation, yep]
  2. [literally the main theme??]
  3. [worst take you’ve seen in your life]

madphantom:

madphantom:

Well here it is. The moment you’ve been waiting for.

Goncharov. is. out.

I have once again been asked several times where Goncharov is so hereeee

bumblebeebats:

deltarebelsandpaper:

bumblebeebats:

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like “For shame… you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??” to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says “Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity… Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over ‘brand recognition’, they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!” to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says “Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans,” to which I say “I don’t know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx”

Harry Du Bois is that you???

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

depsidase:

kaylapocalypse:

phoneus:

autistic-winter:

fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

THE ELF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX REMAINS A VITAL MORAL OF THE SPECIES DESPITE UNIVERSE I SEE

That is so fucking funny 

depsidase:

carbomcoco:

nyanpasuuna:

daily-spooky:

I found a reddit post with some more photos and yeah I guess the cat just does that??

your-resident-boat-person:

greelin:

too many of you make fun of men under 5’7 when it would be just as easy (if not easier) to defend them from passing hawks. have you no heart

I know this is just a joke, and im not trying to target OP, but I love how everyone is like “Body shaming is wrong! Don’t even make jokes because it reinforces harmful stereotypes!” But then the target of the body shaming is male and now suddenly anything goes. Height, weight, hair (usually lack thereof), penis size, etc. And people will be like “no, I’m not ACTUALLY saying he has a small dick, I’m just saying he has small dick ENERGY, so it’s okay”. Like, what are we doing here?

sayruq:

passionpeachy:

A pair of hands open a clam shell to reveal a white unicorn shaped like a pearl inside. Stars and bubbles surround it.ALT
Close up of the unicorn curled into a ball.ALT

How To Find A Sea Unicorn (reupload)

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Panel 1: Various animals with dot eyes surrounding a block of text. Amongst them there is a turtle, a stingray, a mouse... etc
Text: it'd be kind of weird to call a shape-shifter a turtle just because it turns into one sometimes
Panel 2: A person wearing a cowboy hat smiling and floating in the bottom right corner, looking up towards a block of text near the middle of the panel. Various speech bubbles point back to them with different images inside. There is a person in a dress with a bowtie, clown nose, and fluffy wig, a cube, an attack helicopter... etc
Text: I think this is probably what I feel like about consistent pronouns for myselfALT

recent thoughts about what flavour of genderfluid I might be

sizzlingcandyjellyfish:

These things are so stealable

naamahdarling:

holleywoodsigns:

jethroq:

“Family-friendly” has been a dogwhistle for all kinds of evil horseshit since at LEASE my childhood, 40+ years ago.

Don’t fall for it. And don’t let pro-LGBT+ people use that language without challenging it, it’s a direct fucking quote from our oppressors.

it's not self-deprication to say that claiming life gets better is false??

anton-exe:

­

yes it is???ALT

awkwardbirdsdreaming:

Day 18 of extinct birds - the Carolina parakeet or Carolina conure

The Carolina parakeet was one of only three species of parrot native to the US. They were very social birds, found in large flocks, and multiple females will lay eggs in a single nest. Interestingly, they were known to eat a lot of cocklebur seeds which are toxic (at least to mammals). Another interesting thing is that the last captive parakeet died in the same cage that the last passenger pigeon died, 4 years after.

krippe90:

averyterrible:

ofdarklands:

memingursa:

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

Tech Guys? The sphere was built by Billionaire James Dolan

6qubed:

im-simmin:

silver-tongues-blog:

chirasul:

chirasul:

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

was thinking of this guy when i made this post. invented the two most environmentally damaging chemicals in history and then got polio and immediately killed himself with a contraption

“one-man environmental disaster”

they called that man an organism

as bad as your worst day has ever been, do you have a wikipedia article saying you “possess an instinct for the regrettable that is almost uncanny”

awkwardosthe3rd:

A dragon who forgets to drink water

herpsandbirds:

Taiwan Beauty Snake (Elaphe taeniura friesei), family Colubridae, found in Taiwan

photograph by Smoldering Serpents

pokemonheritageposts:

vomitdistrict:

DO NOT REBLOG FROM OP THEY LOCKED ME IN A CONCRETE CELL LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I KNOW YOU CAN STILL HEAR ME.IM SORRY I THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING THE LEAFEON

Pokemon Heritage Post

ladamania:

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

poisoned-sugar11:

paradichlorosocksy:

poisoned-sugar11:

daily-polyshow:

day 42!!! blender.

NOOOOOO DONT BLEND THEM SAVE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO NOT BLEND THE EMU

OR THE OTHERS

WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING ON JUST EMU

THEYRE ALL IN THERE

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

is anyone else at their fucking limit?

is anyone else here ready to adapt, and thrive despite everything?

a screenshot of the reblog tree of this post, (a series of dots and strings connecting them) showing that the original post and the revised version both have a very similar number of reblogsALT

the (hope) and (despair) versions of this post are neck and neck