February 2024

only-cat-memes:

hachikosyndrome:

lesiasmadness:

nico-verde:

akiradachi:

nico-verde:

gideonthe9:

dana akdjfjckfjfm

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

the

what

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I’ve even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can’t let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I’m laughing about

zoeyfromtheinternet:

wiisagi-maiingan:

When a meme is representing the “bad/wrong” opinion with an image of a drooling person with a dented head, especially contrasted to white people with blonde hair and blue eyes, maybe it’s time to reconsider posting or reblogging it. Just a thought.

virtualgirladvance:

virtualgirladvance:

Okay fine

Here ya go

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

vanessagillings:

gouache painting of a white wolf sitting in the snow against a deep blue, star-speckled skyALT

Feeling wintery ❄️

harshethic:

the-haiku-bot:

soberscientistlife:

It is none of your damn business why a woman gets an abortion.

It is none of your

damn business why a woman

gets an abortion.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

neil-gaiman:

fuckingconversations:

fox-bright:

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone’s attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there’s no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control

In the hope that this saves someone’s life one day.

wizardgender:

animentality:

Dying at this TikTok video

nothing shatters the illusion of generational progress and solidarity against climate change like a bunch of people younger than me working for a fucking oil company

unhingedcherhorowitz:

little–brittle:

mysharona1987:



Pictured: privileged white woman in her home anxious about climate change

(https://youtu.be/PjyX5dnhaMw)

Lol they’ve realized they can use “woke” language to manipulate y’all into accepting almost anything.

They know if they convince y’all talking about climate change is racist the majority of left leaning people will shut the hell up because they’re afraid of having a wrong opinion.

It’s actually so fucked up how the language of oppressed people to describe their reality has been stolen and is used as just another manipulative tool to push almost any agenda.

pocketsizedpanther:

SOUTH AFRICA HAS INFORMED THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION OF IT’S INTENTION TO SUE THE US FOR SUPPORTING THE GENOCIDE IN GAZA

(blackvancouver via landpalestine on ig)

redvelvetwishtree:

jaskier-has-my-heart:

pale-sun-kisses:

homotologist:

kawaii-ash:

steampunkpirate131719:

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

And let’s not forget

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

go off, Bill Nye!! fuck yes!

mycoblogg:

FOTD #065 : parrot waxcap! (gliophorus psittacinus)

the parrot waxcap / parrot toadstool is a mycorrhizal fungus in the family hygrophoraceae. it is widely distributed in the grasslands of western europe, the UK, iceland, greenland, the americas, south africa & japan.

the big question: can i bite it??
it is edible & has a mild taste !!

a photograph of a bright specimen of parrot waxcap mushroom growing among green foliage & moss.ALT
a top view photograph of four parrot waxcap mushrooms, the last of which is turned over to reveal yellow gills. they grow in tall grass.ALT

g. psittacinus description :

“the parrot toadstool is a small mushroom, with a convex to umbonate cap up to 4 centimetres (1.6 in) in diameter, which is green when young & later yellowish or even pinkish tinged. the stipe, measuring 2–8 cm (0.8–3.1 in) in length and 3–5 mm in width, is green to greenish yellow. the broad adnate gills are greenish with yellow edges and spore print white. the green colouring persists at the stem apex even in old specimens.”

Keep reading

is-the-fox-video-cute:

scutellatebooted:

ayeforscotland:

What the fuck?

Actually, this does work. Like I know what it sounds like but if you’re interested i can explain - I’m just heading back into work from lunch and want to do the topic justice.

For reference, i have a master’s in conservation biology and my bachelor’s degree in zoology was very heavily focused on ecology and fauna native to North America, but the system set up in the US is excellent for wildlife conservation and is what most people are suggesting when this topic comes up.

Yep, well managed trophy hunting is a great conservation tool. You might not like it (I loath the idea of trophy hunting), but banning it would do far more harm than good. Here’s some articles on the subject;

WARNING: last article has some very graphic images of dead animals

It’s also extremely hypocritical and colonial to tell African countries what they can and can’t do with their wildlife. The UK benefits hugely from trophy hunting tourism. Hunters from abroad will pay thousands to come to the UK to shoot deer, feral goats, pheasants, grouse and other gamebirds and waterfowl. It’s a big industry that’s very poorly regulated in the UK and often has detrimental impacts on native wildlife.

Why is it ok for the UK to have trophy hunting but not other countries, especially when they have proven to manage it so much better than we do? Should it not be up to African nations to decide what they do with their wildlife? What right do we in the UK have to tell other countries how to live alongside dangerous wild animals when we’ve exterminated all our megafauna and large predators?

gaelfox:

Today’s picture is brought to you by the fact that I like subatomic physics and have a 9-year-old’s sense of humor
All you people studying quarks for midterms can thank me

thundergrace:

Regarding politics especially, this may be my favorite tweet of all time:

:

“How can you be Jewish and support Palestine???”

It’s easy really. Other than having a soul, it’s because when the Nazis had our people in ghettos, when we were sent to death camps, when we asked for help and nobody listened. We know what it’s like to be begging for someone to listen. Because we know what the pain of loss, of starvation, of losing your home, of being mocked and dehumanised and othered feels like. Because we know that no life is above anothers.

radicalgraff:

“Will you free my Palestine”

Sticker spotted in Brunswick, Victoria

fleshadept:

looking at (vetted) gofundmes for people trying to escape palestine and i don’t know how many of you actually click on the gofundme links you reblog but i would like to point out, for what it’s worth, just how amazing it is that so many have raised so much money. it may overall feel like a drop in the ocean but the fact that several gofundmes have raised tens of thousands of dollars is amazing. it is so expensive to leave gaza right now, and people still need money after they escape. but regardless of what propaganda the US, UK, canada, and other western nations are trying to pump out, people across the world are doing what they can to help these people survive. many of them are still very far from their goals (like this one and this one and this one) and some of them are very close to high goals (like this one), and some of them have reached almost double their original goal.

and that’s not even addressing direct aid or organizations that take continuous donations for distribution of food, menstrual products, etc. the PCRF has raised $16,000,000 of their target goal of $20,000,000 to fund current aid and long-term relief efforts in gaza. ANERA’s febuary 13th update discusses the material ways they helped palestinians today:

(ANERA donate link)

my point is, it often feels like the world is turning a blind eye to palestine. but i would like to point out that there is an important difference between “the world” and “western political leaders and media narratives”. a breathtaking amount of real people, the people who make up the world, are trying to help. in the face of israel attempting to commit genocide, the world is saying No. These people deserve to live. and literally sending millions of dollars internationally, through the internet connection that israel has desperately been trying to destroy.

it may not feel like it matters in the grand scheme of things. but to the people who get fresh clothes, or a hot meal, or blankets, or the kids who get new toys, or to the people who are able to bring their families to safety, it matters to them. go make someone’s day better. i’ve linked so many options with ways to do that.

totallynotcensorship:

tags update: jerusalem is second on trending. tel aviv, us politics, and uk politics are trending as well

we are finally back

DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE

prole-log:

soberscientistlife:

I don’t give a shit as long as those in need benefit

glowcowboy:

i wasn’t supposed to be a person i should be a well-loved mug or a worn paperback book or a favorite hoodie or a keychain plushie or something

rapidreptile:

after a day of being disoriented, confused, and probably very tired in your strange new body, that first night when you lay down and give in must be the best night of sleep ever.

sayruq:

noodledragon:

Choose Your Fighter

The public decides who will win:

Baby Chumby Niblets

Honkin Hammy Hunker Beast

See Results

xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme:

the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

esoanem:

artesian-diff:

12pmm:

For future references:

This does not explain how to give credit to the extradimensional being who bestowed the vision upon you, but APA is a bit limited as a citation format.

supreme-leader-stoat:

julia1x5:

5notz:

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

jeanritchie:

non usamericans if you had to move to the us where would you live. you are not allowed to kill yourself

new england (maine new hampshire massachusetts connecticut rhode island vermont)

mid atlantic (new york new jersey pennsylvania delaware maryland dc)

south

florida

texas

midwest (ohio indiana illinois michigan wisconsin minnesota iowa missouri)

great plains (north dakota south dakota nebraska kansas oklahoma)

mountain west (montana wyoming colorado idaho)

southwest (utah nevada arizona new mexico)

pacific northwest

california

See Results

gameguy20100:

So who could Husk be referring to here? Who is Alastor working for?

I bet it’s Lillith.

lukadjo:

The ad blocker is working!

Take that!

And that!

the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

infamous-legacy:

kennedying:

bemusedlybespectacled:

flockof:

stayingwoke:

intergalacticsociety:

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

Reblogging for info.

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them
it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

🗣 undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states

The ad blocker is working!

Take that!

cryptotheism:

“Oho! What a delightfully homoerotic lampooning of the Catholic mass!” [Face darkens] “Unfortunately, it inaccurately represents Catholic doctrine. I shall not be reblogging.” [Hammers my meat with smugness]

afreakingmilkshake:

MY GOD

marnanel:

Please don’t forget Matthew Shepard. I think people may have forgotten him, given what they use “gay panic” to mean these days.

Gaypanic

1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
Someone: “ Wait she? I thought you were straight.”
Me: gaypanic*
by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye January 7, 2020

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floodnetworks:

alexandriaocasiocortez:

the artist is @\clayohr on twitter /hagfishlover on reddit, and this is the full image

rrat-king:

rrat-king:

an accidental renaissance moment found in this weeks adventuring party

ask and i will deliver

guysonroblox:

spongebobheritageposts:

squidwardtortellni:

Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

date of origin: November 9th, 2010

spongebobheritageposts:

neatopicturesofspongebobdaily:

I  D E F Y  Y O U,  H E A R T  M A N

date of origin: February 14th, 2017

🍪🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

misterradio:

Tai Lung from Kung-Fu Panda, an upright snow leopard, looking distraught at something in front of him off-screen.ALT

my coogie

hometoursandotherstuff:

Mothra and Godzilla. I’m obsessed.

floweroflaurelin:

Rest in peace, Jellie. I’m glad she’ll live on in every minecraft world ❤️

2006-2024

secondlina:

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟