I was born in McDonaldland. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from Ronald, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the burgers they made me grill. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Foods can kill.
“you sound smart” that’s because i’ve spent years doing academic writing to the point that it’s my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator
“you sound stupid” that’s because i’m dumb as fuck
the government “checking in” on disabled people to make sure were still disabled is one of the most demeaning and humiliating things out there, how is there no checkbox that says “this persons disability is lifelong and incurable” why do you think people’s amputated limbs will grow back, are you on the hunt for the return of jesus christ and your way of catching him is hoping that the blind will see again????
i worked at a place responsible for approving a very specific benefit and one of the doctors asked exactly that and the mind boggling answer was that this is to “avoid fraud”
you don’t have a leg? come back every 2-4 years because fuck you
the doctor was justifiably upset by that and tried to argue this is pointless and bloats our workload (like 90% of what we did was renewing the benefits for people who already had it, some benefits have to be renewed YEARLY) and was immediately shut down and realized the government would rather spend millions bothering sick and disabled people than let a single one who “does not deserve it enough” get it
the super expensive benefit we handled? the fucking bus.
like someone is going to fake medical documents and our super specific required exams just to not pay the equivalent of 1 USD on a bus ride
I’m Brazilian but i have no reason to believe it’s any different anywhere else
perhaps i will develop a new form of childrens entertainment wherein actors can easily remove the mechnical components from on-stage animatronic creatures and don the external shell as a costume between musical shows in order to provide seamless fun at my family friendly animal themed pizza party venue
love the word “creep”, which can refer to a whole range of human experience from “confirmed multiple rapist” to “autistic guy with eye contact issues”
See also “racist” which can mean “this person actually believes black people are a distinct subrace of humans who are cognitively inferior to the White Race” and “this person once said the N-word jokingly between friends”
i love tumblr, i can just post like “i wimble on her genis till she gums” and have my phone flooded with notifications from girls with usernames like “batgirlcock”
Cool that western media spent weeks asserting Israel didn’t bomb the first hospital it bombed in Gaza then once Israel established its policy of completely annihilating all civilian health infrastructure and killing as many doctors and nurses as possible they’ve completely lost interest in that diligent reporting
I’d like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao
And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”
ways that you can support Palestine, other than donating. (from a high school student!) remember that anything counts.
1.) TALK ABOUT IT!! silence kills. Reblog as many things as you can, share posts with friends, post on your stories and accounts. if you’re in a safe enough environment, talk about it with family. do not stop talking about Palestine and the genocide isreal is committing.
2.) educate yourself—read up on what’s going on, why it’s happening. learn about what israel and the IDF are doing, listen to the stories Palestinians are telling. They’re begging to be heard, and you have the power to listen to them.
has everyone gotten their knee-jerk reactions to palworld out. can i throw my two cents in
speaking as both an artist and a game dev student, the fact that people were so quick to jump to pocket pair’s (the company behind palworld) defense in regards to ripping off pokemon was highly concerning. even though there is evidence that they have literally ripped at least one model from pokemon directly.
and there is also no denying they have taken at least some “inspiration” regarding their other designs.
and a lot of people may go “there’s no problem, they’re ripping off nintendo who is a huge company”. well, if they can get away with ripping off nintendo, what happens when they start ripping off smaller companies?
at first glance, what game do you think this is? nope, it’s not actually hollow knight. this is pocket pair’s upcoming game “never grave: the with and the curse”. hollow knight was made by only three people. that is a far cry from nintendo’s massive company.
and although usage of ai generation may not be used in palworld, the company its from is no stranger to using ai art for their other games.
palworld exists as a novelty, haha funny pokemon game but with guns. but the moment you look into it, the company its from does some shady things. personally i would not want to support a company like it
You also forgot the part where Pocket Pair plagiarized fan pokemon designs with no compensation or credit.
That Mega Delphox was originally drawn by an artist by the name of pyroaura98 (their DA is down so here’s a repost, as unfortunate as I had to do this: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/320037117242282149/)
The CEO of Pocket Pair also a big cryptobro, proudly announcing himself to be the founder of Coincheck, a japanese cryptocoin service.
(the name Takuro Mizobe isn’t listed on the wikipedia article, which, after some research, appears to be due to him leaving the company to start his game dev studio)
Here he is on an official company document listed along the currently documented founders.
I’m part of the @cartoonistcoop and participating in the esims for Gaza initiative!! offering up a choice of a merch bundle ✨ or of a custom ink sketch!! E-Sims are really important ways for folks to stay connected, and this is one concrete way to help!
shapeshifting is obviously the best super powe its not even close. want to fly? shape shift into a bird. breather under water? shape shift into a fish. turn invisible? shapeshift into a guy thats invisible. the possibilities are endless
you are cordially invited to my pretentious son’s french new wave-themed bar mitzvah. you may note the ironic tone of his dvar torah and the use of jump cuts in his childhood photos slideshow.
sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.
caincore
okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore
oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.
i think cocaine abuse qualifies for “rock that hurts you and fucks up your vibe”
Is cocaine a rock? I know it’s referred to like that, but like physically, would it meet the qualifications for a rock? Isn’t it more like a spice?
Salt is a spice and a rock
Yeah, but isn’t cocaine derived from a plant like pepper corns?
if gender is what’s in my pants then my gender is YOUR MOM lol anyway yeah I heard you’re nonbinary do you have a penis. are you girl agender or boy agender. are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary. you have multiple genders but like are you more girl or boy. ok you’re neither but are you more boy or girl. no haha I get it like no gender lol but seriously do you have a penis. is it a boy penis or a girl penis. it’s honestly really weird that you don’t want to answer this question honestly I’m just going to assume you have a dangerous male penis and tell all my friends that you’re a bad person
some of you people only think “agab is private and you don’t have to share it” ONLY because you are under the assumptions that transfem = amab and transmasc = afab and that anyone who falls outside of those distinctions will be easy for you to clock. it is irrelevant to you because you think you can always tell and that much is deeply and blatantly obvious
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important tag addition via @storm-of-feathers that I wanted to add to the post proper because it highlights another perspective that I didn’t touch on initially!
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